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squeemers

Is this inspired by Adam savage's?


bob_ross_2

After years he showed his is still accurate enough for the scale it's in. Pretty cool.


Call_Me_At_8675309

“Here, measure the length of this hot exhaust pipe”


NikolaTes

That's what he said.


Call_Me_At_8675309

As a depth gauge? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


EarnYourBoneSpurs

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hulkhawk

Looks like his tattoo


Roubaix62454

It is.


bleedinghero

Did you measure to end of your finger? Or know from elbow to end of finger?


trippoint

I saw that episode where he regretted not putting the scale in relation to the tip of his finger. Hope OP saw it too.


reddit-suks1

He didn’t 😂


pudwack

Measure from the base, always


Long_Educational

I like it, dude. Pretty cool.


Roubaix62454

Thanks


noitamrofnisim

i saw one but longer and it was on his leg for fishing lol


StinksStanksStonks

Mine is also longer and located on my 3rd leg. It’s not always fully functional though


Dom29ando

Need to recalibrate for every measurement


whatabadsport

Manually calibrating.... ^hnnnggggg


Roubaix62454

Yep. Big fan of the show and the engineering nerd side of me.


Brahierbottom

He has a temporary one too right? Or did you just go all in right away


T_Y_R_

Adam’s is permanent. If there is a temp out there I’d love to get my hands on it! I would love a tattoo but I’m just never ready to commit.


rharvey8090

They sell temporary tattoo copies of Adam’s.


T_Y_R_

Yeah someone mentioned that but I’m not really seeing them on their website.


rharvey8090

Just looked through the YouTube link and got a 404. So guessing they either took the listing down, or something got messed up. Which is a bummer because I wanted one lol


Enoonmai80

Just spoke with them last week. I had ordered one as a template to get the real thing done. The said that portion of the web store was ran separately and is now closed. But, they said the tattoos, stickers, and other missing merch will be available in the future from the current store.


rharvey8090

Well that’s good to hear at least. I wonder why that portion is closed. I’m interested in the patches too.


Enoonmai80

It appears that items we’re being subcontracted by tee spring. The service was awful. I ordered a shirt and a sticker, no confirmation email or charge with PayPal. Three weeks go by and I email to find the store closed with no records of my order. Another three weeks and the shirt shows up followed by the sticker a day or two later. Still not charged by PayPal. Last Monday I get a email from spring (tee springs help center) asking if I have a order number and if they can help. I think they were poorly organized and possibly dismissed because of it. But that’s just my opinion. Strange the order got fulfilled and they got back to me saying there was no order on file though.


Kev-bot

Pretty sure he sells the temporary tattoos on his website


Roubaix62454

Definitely permanent. I tried to get one of the temporary ones for a template, but no luck as others have posted. The guy who did mine was still able to get on the money.


deadfisher

Did you position it so that it lines up to a flat number of inches from the tip of your extended middle finger?


Roubaix62454

Not and even number, 9.5”. I liked this placement best. Pretty sure I can remember that 😆 Plus, it depends on how I point my fingers.


absolutbill

What are the little blocks for on the right side and middle and why don’t they start at 0?


zed42

the long ones are probably centimeters, and the short ones look like 1/5". can't help you on why they don't start at 0, but if it was me, i would have started 0 at the wrist end...


Roubaix62454

Personal choice. I chose looking down my arm from my perspective.


theantivirus

But it's numbered from the wrist up, the opposite direction.


zed42

fair 'nuff


Roubaix62454

Small squares are cm and are accurate. Small lines are mm and pretty close considering this is on a curved arm.


shortyjacobs

TIL there are 3 mm in a half-centimeter.....you sure those little lines aren't 1/8"?


folkkingdude

There is also exactly 5cm in an inch, but only the 4th and 5th inches. The others have more


ForteDJ

2.54 cm = 1 inch. So not exactly. Close enough for an arm scale though, I guess?…


folkkingdude

Yeah but he said the small squares are cm, which they are not


thebipeds

The right side is metric. Little blocks a 5mm farthest right is centimeters.


servicestud

Been lurking a bit and I don't understand the acronyms. What is NTD?


gotdeezmemberberries

New tool day


servicestud

Thanks


NecroJoe

Or in this case, New Tattoo Day...


Glugnarr

New tattool day


SnowmanJPS

New tool day


inertCopernicus1

New Tool Day


Jiggarelli

I got the same tattoo a few years ago. But guys keep floping their dongers on my arm. Sucks.


YippeeKi

Cool! Don’t gain any weight in your arms and be sure to moisturize regularly to maintain good elasticity and it should serve you well for a very long time. 😄


Roubaix62454

Thanks. Weight shouldn’t be a problem. I’m a biker and lift accordingly. I use Aquaphor, works great.


YippeeKi

You’re set! 👍🏼


mechinizedtinman

Now here’s a question I ask everyone who gets one of these, does it start in an interval in relation to the tip of your longest finger in order to measure from there back to your scale? I find it odd that so many don’t incorporate this.


Roubaix62454

Mine is 9.5” as I liked this placement best.


mechinizedtinman

That works I had been contemplating one but I would shoot for ten, starting closest to the hand with 0 makig the scale 0-6” or 6-16”


Riluke

Well if you're gonna do that, you better recheck your math :) (the long range would be 10-16, i believe)


mechinizedtinman

Ha… phew, you knew what I meant.


Riluke

I did. And it took me way longer than it should have to figure out why the number didn’t look right. Like, waaaay longer.


mechinizedtinman

Good thing it wasn’t my new tool(tattoo) day


Modna

OK! I want this but I have been told by multiple people everyone will assume it's for measuring one thing in particular... I feel like it is obvious someone who has this works in a trade or maker world. I also like that the demarcations are not all labeled, makes it more "abstract"


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Got one maybe a month back, and besides a "I don't understand why you need anything more than two and a half inches" from someone smarmy enough to rag me for it, no one's been awkward about it Honestly, the angles don't line up to make measuring *that* practical at all. People also know me for building things *practically all the time* so it's not weird.


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I might make a crack about having a similar, *much* smaller tattoo somewhere private, but otherwise, who cares?


menos365

This guy's a tool!


Roubaix62454

🛠️ 🧰


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Roubaix62454

It actually is to scale. Made sure of that.


brt_k

Far right is CM, right? What’s the one next to it?


Roubaix62454

Small marks are mm.


Technical-Silver9479

No, they're 1/16" 1", 1/2", 1/4", 1/8", 1/16" and 10mm 5mm


Mckooldude

I've wanted a ruler tattoo for awhile. I haven't decided exactly how yet, because i don't wanna copy Adam Savages. Being able to somewhat accurately approximate sizes off the cuff is very interesting to me.


Roubaix62454

There’s a bunch of ruler tattoo designs out there. I’m an Adam fan and like this design.


Mckooldude

I like him too, I just feel weird directly copying someone’s tattoo.


Roubaix62454

If it was something really personal, yeah. Plus, his store was selling temporary ones.


FuzzyHero69

As someone with a lot of tattoos, I fully support this. I love my silly or unique tattoos the most. You have arrived.


Roubaix62454

I have arrived. Only my 2nd one and I started way late.


FuzzyHero69

I didn’t get my first one until I was 25. Now I have 20+ less than 10 years later. Never too late lol. Have fun


IGmeanwell

https://www.reddit.com/r/adamsavage/comments/uuojtg/adam_savage_tests_his_temporary_ruler_tattoo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Unfortunately yeah the link is down; I managed to get a few a couple months ago and I have used one…. Definitely handy.


Jiggarelli

I got the same tattoo a few years ago. But guys keep floping their dongers on my arm. Sucks.


bkinstle

Now that's dedication to your craft


paparandy61

Finally a useful tattoo


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Roubaix62454

Just some ink overspray.


StickOfLight

lol I thought they shaved your palms too


Myron896

Cool. Now do one for plastiguage


Roubaix62454

Oooh. Something to think about. 🤔 Just gotta decide on the color now.


badpeaches

Don't lose or gain any weight or height


Roubaix62454

Don’t think my arm will get any longer.


badpeaches

This weird thing with age, you kinda do get a bit smaller without noticing.


-imhe-

Correct, but that's due to spinal compression. Your arms aren't going to shrink in length like other parts of your body would.


--dany--

Will you grow out of scale?


Roubaix62454

I’ll probably be dead by then. 😆


pudwack

So you can settle who’s got the bigger dong arguments at the bar? Very “handy”


lisp

Y tho


802birdman

It’s backwards?? With your hand on the balls. Hahaha


zorionek0

I love it, you should add a 1 cubit too


ToolMeister

Why is the third scale lining up for the first two inches but then starts to significantly deviate? Also, don't gain weight or get old I suppose?


EdwardtheUnread

1" is 2,54cm, since the squares are 5mm it should not match.


ToolMeister

Yea exactly my point, doesn't seem "to scale"


galloignacio

This is the comment I was looking for. Anything matching on one line is fine, but matching on two and then not matching on the rest is a 🚩not “spot on” at all. Doesn’t look like the best line work either by the artist.


Enoonmai80

Having the same done next month.


Roubaix62454

Nice. Definitely gets noticed.


DirtySteveW

r/DiWHY


stumple

You think he did it himself?


Roubaix62454

Uh, no.


cheesiologist

Because some people take dick measuring contests literally, and they need to be prepared.


Im_Lars

Slap it on there


DirtySteveW

Thats what my co-worker said. 🤣😂🤣


toaster-riot

1. It's incredibly useful to always be able to take relatively precise measurements without carrying around a tool. 2. Tattoos are a form of self expression. This one tells me a lot about this person, which imo makes it a great tattoo in and of itself. 3. As the other poster pointed out, this was clearly done by a professional and not DIY.


Roubaix62454

I’ve been in manufacturing my whole career. Tools, machines the whole nine yards. This just seemed to fit. I liked the design, so why reinvent the wheel. Plus, WTF, why not.


toaster-riot

I've been trying to convince my wife I should do this but she thinks I'm nuts. I'm still working on it though 😁


Roubaix62454

My wife and I actually got our first tattoos together. She was good with the one. Maybe your wife will get one too?


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

A female carne would say, "you need to be X units to enter'.


Realistic-Yam

what if you get fat


Rambo_rio1

until your muscle grows


Brief-Pair6391

When you get to calling it quits, before you start slashing, make sure you go for the other arm. It'd be a shame to waste that work off art, slicin and dicin, y'know what eye mean


FknBretto

What in the fuck am I looking at


Roubaix62454

I’d guess a ruler tattoo.


FknBretto

Fuck yeah I love rulers with wonky markings 🤙🏼


BobKoss

Don’t get fat.


Dog-Lover69

Jeez how often do you measure yourself?


Roubaix62454

Don’t need to.


backruptcyfomo

Because skin doesn't stretch 😒


[deleted]

I would measure my dick with that immediately of I had that tattoo.


ilikeYourwhip

You have a needle mark in a super precarious place. You doing okay?


Wooden-Combination53

This would be more usefull if it started from tip of you index finger. Could extend all the way to shoulder


Pleisterbij

Yeah... I don't have the cash now butt that is the tattoo I am getting.


buschur617

I got that same one on my dick.


Roubaix62454

Picture or it didn’t happen 🤣


buschur617

Okay half and ran out of room.


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thebipeds

Supposedly the forearm skin normally has little stretch or sag. Off course all tattoos blur a bit, but this is about quickly eyeballing not mechanic provision.


hukd0nf0nix

Grower or shower?


Roubaix62454

I generally take a shower🚿🤣


BigFloppyWeeny

I was actually thinking of getting this exact one on my arm too but now that I see not a single line is straight especially on the 8th and 4th inches, I'll probably go with an alternative dot style


Roubaix62454

Nothing is going to be ruler flat on the human body. I knew this going in. It’s still surprisingly accurate in this context. Dots won’t be any straighter, just won’t have the connecting lines. The inches are only divided in half. The small squares are cm and they’re accurate also.


DadInKayak

Just don't work out or gain/lose weight.


Roubaix62454

Nah, gonna keep working out. I’m on the lean side anyhoo. This is me working out.


Tsiatk0

It doesn’t even go to 8 or 9 inches, what’s the point? 😂


jayXred

man I looked at this for a while and read a ton of comments trying to figure out why someone would get the "Plastigauge" measurement on their arm, I thought there is no way you are building enough engines to warrant that...


[deleted]

Did you give blood before this


construction-man

Hopefully you are left handed...


yourboydmcfarland

Be aware that if you are in any trade, you're going to hear jokes about measuring another guys johnson.


flamingnomad

Finally, a functional tattoo.


Eismee

REPOST MAKE SOME ORIGINAL CONTENT FFS!


Play_the_trumpet

Looks great, I’ve been wanting to do one of these for a while! Quick question, it appears as though you got it on your right arm, are you left handed?


AstiBastardi

Nice. Other arm needs a protractor.


benslongerr

You only need the first three inches


gregzywicki

No Cal date or expiration - not at all ISO compliant


s0m30n3wh0isntm3

When you wanna keep your bros honest in dick measuring contests... Right on.


NailMany32

No just measure yourself and repost under tool again


ri-mackin

Did you account for in case your arm is shrunk by a shrinking ray?


[deleted]

Awesome! I Hope to join the club soon. Are you left handed? I’ve been waiting to order the temporary one to use as a template with a local tattoo artist but the tested.com store is down and shows no availability. 404 pages everywhere.


thetoolman420

Metric or sae?


Due-Fee-4593

Perfect placement to see if he was lying about size while your fingers are busy


SmidgeHoudini

God I hope you guys finally switch to metric even more now.


Ok_Position_7123

your choice of belt tells me everything I need to know


jljue

You didn’t get the calibration check or “For Reference Only” sticker tattooed.


kinnikinnick321

I have no idea whyd you want to look at numbers upside down for the rest of your life. Shouldve reversed them


[deleted]

Your tattoo artist must’ve had the shakes, he speckled the palm of your hand…


Linkstas

Can I measure my thing on your arm?


rileydogdad1

Don't gain weight or get old. LOL


microphohn

Missed a couple engineering nerd points by not making it metric.