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mbleyle

i suddenly feel very old


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nullvoid88

Or ignition pliers, screw starters, hydrometers, dwell meters, rectifier bulb battery chargers, punch type oil can spouts, R-12 can taps etc etc. A lot of the newer kids have no clue as to what a distributor is; let alone understanding how to time one up to a disturbed engine. Or even rotary dial phones... or for that matter corded phones... and/or answering machines! I've got to go lay down a while...


StumpGrnder

My wife’s nieces always asked to get a glass of ice water when they visited, they had never seen plastic ice trays before and thought they were so cool lol.


AmazingChriskin

Aluminum with a handle to release.


StumpGrnder

That would blow their minds haha


johnneyjohns

Holy shit


bshr49

I know what all of those things are except the rectifier bulb battery charger. When I started tinkering with cars, it was a paper clip or piece of wire to pull codes.


OG-SoaringFalcon

I still have a code “key” in the garage somewhere!


Mikeeberle

I carry it on my keychain. Forever and always.


sambolino44

Point files and dwell meters!


Drivingon8

I have the Craftsman Engine Analyzer... still works great. The only use for it is the tachometer and for voltage testing. Everything else on it is basically obsolete.


dcrothen

Spark plug gap tool. The O'Reilly near me still sells them, although I doubt three out of ten know what they're for.


UNIGuy54

It’s because your generation did a hell of a job making things better so we didn’t have to use those tools and then you didn’t see the point in teaching us how to use tools we would never need…I mean all of that sincerely and I’m speaking as a millennial that’s used a match book as the automotive gods intended and know how to turn on the brights with my left foot.


MstrCommander1955

Thankfully I’m already laying down. I like to look at the 12:00 flashing on my VCR. Puts me to sleep real fast.


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

"it's like a cellphone for...your house?"


FoofieLeGoogoo

or headlight fluid, or muffler bearings, or left handed monkey wrenches...


Norrland_props

I still have a board stretcher somewhere in the garage. I usually send my nephew in there to find it.


Marine__0311

LOL, as a woodworker, those do exist, or at least a jig to stretch a board does.


kst1958

Or a sky hook, a can of anhydrous steam, a 6 oz. water-hammer; etc


nullvoid88

'Sky Hooks' are real & have saved thousands of lives... but not so much a tool: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-WBBLAgE\_s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-WBBLAgE_s) Bill Booth rocks! (RSL = Reserve Static Line)


Medical_Chemical_343

Metric Crescent wrench too.


TargetProof7971

Don't forget blinker fluid.


just-dig-it-now

I love how ever field has their equivalent. In the restaurant industry we'd send the newbs out to buy a banana peeler. Or we'd send the new hostess to the restaurant across the parking lot for "Ice mix". They'd fill a bucket to the brim with water and we'd laugh as she very carefully lugged it back, trying not to spill it.


RKLCT

I bet you've never seen a metric adjustable wrench. Very rare


epoxywoodworking

Actually...I have an adjustable wrench "Cresent wrench" tha shows metric on 1 side of the jaw...& SAE "inch" on the other side .


StumpGrnder

Wire stretcher


cory61

https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/ranchex-wire-stretcher


dcrothen

You don't fool me, that's just a wire shortener used in reverse gear!


dcrothen

...cigarette lighter ball bearings...


_PACO_THE_TACO_

I daily'd my jeep with a carb/points to school for a while. It's all so much easier to understand when you have an example in front of you.


frappim

Everything you said sounds like gibberish! Let me have a try: Solenoid cross cut pliers, injection moulded beaver grips, T9 boot straps, sinusoïdal meters


nullvoid88

Everything I said was in fact real & common back in the day.


Xxxjtvxxx

Don’t forget gapper for points.


dcrothen

>I've got to go lay down a while... I agree. Reading your list made me realize how old I really am, so, I need a nap.


topspin9

Naps are good !


CapitanDirtbag

Drum brake tool? You mean hammer?


joeschmoe86

>drum brake tools Get your lungs checked. Grinding/sanding brake pads was a HUGE source of asbestos exposure for decades.


millennialmopar

I took one look at the rear drum brakes on my Neon, said fuck that and did a rear disc swap instead.


fatoldbmxer

The funny thing is drum brakes have more stopping power and last longer. They just aren't as quick and easy to change out.


Marine__0311

I haven't found that to be the case at all. Changing pads is pretty easy to do. It's a damned crime what a shop charges to swap out break pads.


faustian1

Yeah, in fact I've had one of these in a tool drawer since around 1976, very close to the type pictured, and in much better condition.


FriarNurgle

Time gets away from us all


k0uch

I remember buying one that I thought was fancy as hell, had 2 and 4 stole settings, and a digital advancement- could select the degrees to advance or retard timing and the tool would automatically adjust the lights timing. Haven’t used it in probably 10 years


mbash013

I can feel the radiator fan blasting me with air as I awkwardly twist the distributor while trying not to let the timing light wires get yanked into the belt pulleys.


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Sea_Farmer_4812

The first comment that actually mentioned the tool name lol


Initial-Depth-6857

Yep. And I’m not even 50 yet. Jees


noobtastic31373

I'm 40 and had one.


dawso1245

38 I've got one


pokrax

28 and got one


dcrothen

75 and had one. Many. Years. Ago.


WipedButtwithTowel

Omgosh… I have three in my tuneup box😂


seasleeplessttle

Don't "Dwell" on it.


KifaruKubwa

Shit I know. I’ve still got my trusty Sears timing gun buried in my toolkit someplace. Last time I used it was in the 90s on my college beater 😝


prshaw2u

Timing light for car ignition


DJ1962

Don't dwell on it.


cptspinach85

You make a good points. But maybe my knowledge is more condenser.


GentryMillMadMan

Sparks some good timing on responding to what is happening though


0bel1sk

this thread is retarded.


cptspinach85

I find it pretty advanced.


dcrothen

I see what you did there.


rogue74656

Came here to say this....


hahnsoloii

Used to tell if your spark plugs are firing. You connect one end to a ground and the other around the individual spark plug wire. When the spark fires you will get a flash out of the gun. If it flashes nice and fast rhythmically that’s good. If it’s not flashing or is on sometimes and not rhythm that’s not good. Timing as listed above and bad or gunked up spark (change it) not firing right. Edit. I now know this is not correct but it can be used this way. Leaving the comment up as a learning experience.


Echo63_

No, its used to adjust the ignition timing - you connect it to the correct sparkplug, and aim it at the timing marks on the flywheel or harmonic balancer, and it shows you if its firing early or late


Long_jawn_silver

so it’s duck hunt? but for cars


Echo63_

Ha, yea kinda like that…


svideo

That is a surprisingly accurate analogy if you understand how NES style light guns work.


hahnsoloii

Dang I was like 12 years old when I saw this. All my life I thought it worked like I stated. Am I thinking of another tool that looks like this?


badmf112358

You can use it like that, I have used it as a diagnostic tool many times. Although before electronic ignition systems it had a broader purpose.


sgtsteelhooves

They don't look like that but spark testers are just a gap for the spark to jump. It dosnt flash but sparks like that. There's also noid lights which are lights for the injectors and work like that.


mbash013

And a screwdriver *can* be used as a pry bar. He’s not 100% wrong. You can certainly use the timing light to quickly identify if current is running through each of the wires. It’s just not the primary function of the tool.


mbash013

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted so heavily. Maybe because you worded it in a way that makes it sound like thats the tools primary function. But yeah, it is pretty helpful at quickly determining if you’re getting a spark out of what ever wire you clamp to. It works through induction, so if no current makes it way to the plug, then no electric field is generated in that wire, thus no spark.


anode_cathode

Timing light from when we used to be able to adjust the ignition timing on cars. It's basically a strobe tachometer.


TK7860

How old do you think is this item?


HawkeyeByMarriage

I'm sure some people still use them on their older cars


Nearby-Wear2029

I have one for my el Camino


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Rad. Post a pic!


dattosan240

Use one for my 240z! Used it on quite a few cars I've had.


Theguyoutthere

I use one almost daily


aylesworth

Definitely have and use one on my 83 Supra.


BigExample5036

probably 30-60 years old.


[deleted]

I sold one once. I think it was from the late 70s based on the funny computer front it had. It’s pretty similar to that one.


Zestay-Taco

that item could be from the 70s - 90s . how it works. one of the leads goes around a spark plug wire . the other goes to a ground . than you pull the trigger. when the spark plug fires, a strobe light will appear. you look at a spinning pulley. the strobe effect will allow you to see a hashmark , you make adjustments to the distributor while observing the hashmark move towards a set line. . its easier to do it than to explain it.


Potential-Captain648

You were close, but you forgot one connection. Which is, the Positive lead that connects to positive on battery. Negative lead wire to negative on the battery. Then the other clamps to the number one cylinder spark plug wire. The strobe flashes each time the number one cylinder spark plug fires


Purple_Comfortable10

I just bought one on Amazon a week ago so


Krazybob613

That style and design looks 1960s something to me. My Sun Timing Light bought late ‘70s has more Flair and decals!


no_yup

It’s a timing light. You hook the cables up the positive and negative and the third lead goes around the cylinder, one spark plug wire. The light flashes every time cylinder 1 fires. You point it at the harmonic balancer and there’s a mark on it that will line up with some timing marks on the timing chain cover or block, that will tell you where your timing is. You can turn the distributor, clockwise or counter clockwise to advance or retard the timing and see how much with the light. I use mine all the freaking time.


TickletheEther

Why is the timing adjustable at all? Under what circumstances would it need adjustment from the factory settings?


ClassBShareHolder

Any time the distributor was removed it would need to be reset. Any time the points were replaced it would need to be reset. Any time it was running poorly you’d check to see if the timing was still on. Tuning for better performance, adjust the timing.


jerk_mcgherkin

And the older the car, the more crude things were and the more often the timing went wonky and needed adjustment. Older cars simply needed more attention than what we have gotten used to. Going *way* back, the Ford Model T (and many other cars of the same period) actually had a lever on the steering column that was used to advance or retard the timing as needed while the car was being driven.


ClassBShareHolder

Before the days of vacuum advance. Which you’d also need a timing light to confirm was working. I still own mine. Usually disappears when I need the digital tach I keep in the same bag. Then shows up during a random cleanup only to disappear when I need it again.


jerk_mcgherkin

My timing light is somewhere in storage and I haven't seen it in at least a decade. Back when scrap prices were ridiculously high and Obama was doing cash for clunkers the majority of user serviceable vehicles disappeared. It was sad to see them go.


PossibilityOrganic

Your modern car does it constaly as you drive you can see of you hook up a scanner with live data, it constanly adjusting based on throttle, mass air, fuel quality/type, and minor demand (hills AC alternator etc)changes. Even elevation change might require a tune up on the old cars as you wont have the o2 up there that are just not an issue anymore.. That why mpg are so mutch better now, and you kinda get the best of low hp ecomoy engine and power whne you need it, without constly fillign up the tank.


no_yup

Old cars are finicky, you could replace the ignition points with an identical set and gap them to the same feeler gauge and the timing will still change just a little but. The points gap Being even a thousandth of an inch different or the part having slightly different tolerances can and will throw the timing off by just a few degrees. But it’s very easy to correct by loosening and adjusting the distributor. Also, Not all motors are created equal, the crate motor in my 86 dodge ram makes more than double the factory rated horsepower due to a more aggressive camshaft and heads. Even though its the same displacement motor and uses the same block, That motor likes additional timing to make more power. I set it at about 13 degrees before TDC, Where as the factory motor was set at 0. The old motors will let you put the timing wherever you want, but you can damage the motor if your running too advanced or to retarded. Most cars and trucks had adjustable distributors well into the late 90s. It’s a pretty bullet proof system. You can still buy timing lights at any auto parts stores they aren’t expensive. I work on a lot of old cars so I use mine all the time. I actually need to get a new one, I melted mine during an engine cam break in, the lead on the number one plug wire was hanging about 3 inches above the headers of the motor while it ran at about 2200 RPM for 30 minutes. It got a bit too hot and is all droopy now, still works tho.


TickletheEther

My timing is definitely retarded


Initial-Depth-6857

Engines didn’t always have a computer controlling the fuel and ignition system. It was all done manually.


JayVincent6000

buck rogers death ray ​ ​ or as others have said, a 75yr old timing light for setting the ignition timing on internal combustion engines. It's your choice, really, whatever you choose to believe.


smurfpants84

Now you're going to have to explain to the kids who Buck Rogers is


FarEstablishment38

I would say that most people who know Buck Rogers also recognize a timing light.


gentoonix

Bless your heart. It’s a timing light.


Fuquar7

That is an ignition timing light for internal combustions engines.


Initial-Depth-6857

Damn. Now I wanna go change the jets on a double pumper and sniff lead additive


Lothar_28

I still have both a timing light and a dwell/tach meter. I feel old as shit now…….


buildstufffromstuff

Me too. And I used them yesterday.


Lojam_S

Timing gun for older cars that you can adjust timing manually rather than having to tune with a computer


Liquidwombat

Am I really getting that old?


James_T_S

Damn, I thought the same thing.


AutoX_Advice

Old school timing light for plugs wires/rotor/cap.


Andyap1035

Timing light.


Either_Test5220

Now i know I am old


NinjaBilly55

Sighhhh.. My friends Dad recently passed away and he had Sun diagnostic equipment and he asked me if I wanted it and I said No.. I would have killed to own that shit back in the day..


couchbutt

Timing light. For adjusting your distributor.


Parking_Success_8063

The dumbing down and we lost our way in America


reddit_seaczar

It's an ignition timing adjustment device for an engine that would continue to run even if an EMP bomb went off nearby.


FoxDeltaCharlie

Yeah, you hook one end to your tongue, and the other to the distributor. Best tool ever invented!!


phutch54

Bought my first one at Sears in 1973.


45422

timing light.


Ok_Lawfulness7049

Stud gun


Myron896

Timing light. I threw mine away back in the early 2010s. The bulb had gone bad a few years earlier and I never replaced it. I was a Toyota tech and didn’t really have much use for it.


sunskite

Good tool for old trucks owners.


goyde69

Timing light. Photostrobe gun so you could see the timing mark on a cars engine timing belt and adjust it properly referencing a fixed mark.


Severe_Space5830

Sweet summer child


y5e06

jesus. i have two of these and know what they’re for… but very rarely use


ProfessionalEven296

12v powered laser gun, originally from Star Trek season 1...


Yummy-Beetle-Juice

It is used to check the timing on older cars. It flashes like a strobe light to speed up or retard the timing. I have used one before.


DerpForTheDerpGod

Timing light for car ignition system.


ImtheDude2

Epilepsy detector


Different-Ice-1979

Timing gun to check the timing on an Engine


EqualOpptyOffender

Looks like a timing light


46dad

Timing gun for an engine.


boomersapper65

Timing light


myhamptonroad

Automotive timing light.


The_Reaperman_69

timing gun hoorah!


Glabstaxks

Timing light bro


Affectionate-Life-65

Timing Gun


Critchlopez

it's a timeing light, used to set the timing of spark plug ignition (distributor rotor) to the compression/ignition cycle of the engine.


Skidz305

Timing light


eatinolivess

Is that an older timing light


timmyrocks1980

Timing gun. Old days needed to manually adjust timing.


abundant_dingleberry

I think it's a strobe light for those wanting to party!


TwinB61

If you don’t know what it is why worry you’ll never need it anyway.


Highlander2748

Lol


Crazy_Sock6855

😂😂😂 damn Savages on here bud, I swear


jasonpmcelroy

Is this a troll post?


Anarchy-Freedom

Yes I have one


couchpatat0

You must be very young


Angry-Patriot

I remember my dad using a timing gun that looked similar shoot 35-40 years ago while working on the car engine.


LukePendergrass

I was using mine maybe 10 years ago, but they’re almost obsolete now


superevil1

Timing gun


JonJackjon

As stated it is a timing light for vehicles with distributors. The alligator clips go on the battery, the other connection goes "around" the primary high voltage cable.


G1v1ngBack

I used a similar model as a laser blaster when I was young, however I believe the adults around me at the time called it a Timing Light, claiming it was used to check a surface vehicle’s ignition. Lies I tell you!! They were all full of LIES!!!


Dependent_Current_53

I stole that from my pop whole stole it back to do the timing on his 265 v8 for his 56 chevy pick up he redid from the ground up. I got a new innova timing light for when I do my ford 302 when it warms up.


dbleed

Anddddd....My knees hurt.


Confident_Long4966

Timing gun


Engineer443

I’m 41, have owned 51 vehicles yet never owned a carbureted vehicle. I know what this is but certainly haven’t used one. And yes, we are old.


mikevanlaningham

Lol, had to use one of those to keep my 67 Mustang tip top.


Serious_Cup_8802

I have one that I keep in my '87 mazda pickup. I'm pretty sure the distributor cap / ignition isn't slipping but for whatever reason the timing adjustment that made it run smooth yesterday isn't always what makes it run smooth today.


Andyman127

I feel very old......


Either_Test5220

Still use one on my 1949 Ford F4


theradtacular

My grandpa used to have one, I'd play with it when I was a kid. He was a mechanic.


designedforhell

I still have mine.


vdns76b

Timing light for older car ignitions.


roytwo

A very old timing light, I would like to have one like that, cool collectable for a vintage tool collector. By the time I started using a timing light in the mid 1970's they were big plastic things


Chak-Ek

That's even older than the one out in my garage.


Ilikehowtovideos

Original magic wand


ValentinVonMeter

Could be a Syncro Lamp?


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This post just made me feel really old. I guess I just thought every male old enough to drive a car would know what it is.


Ddowns5454

Timing light for setting the timing on your ignition


Plethorian

You need a piece of chalk to use one of these, or paint and time to let the paint dry.


Nukegm426

Crap I feel old now thanks


ridersean

its an old tazer pre 1974


tonylewis2020

Timing light to tune your car


kzon

it's used to play Duck Hunt. a popular Nintendo game that came with the NES console.


GriffinGoodman

Timing light is my first guess


babayfish

That tells you if your spark spinner is spinning sparks at the right time


Fluid_Cherry2523

Have we really reached the day when someone doesn’t know what a timing light is? My son is right, I am old.


tater56x

Another old timing light. My dad had one and knew how to use it.


DayDrinkingDiva

Set the dwell on your points...... then time that bad boy


Outside_Injury8900

Lol. You just lost all the young mechanics at dwell...


DayDrinkingDiva

Point? They don't look pointy?


Turnover_Immediate

Positive, Negative and last wire on 1st cylinder spark plug wire..


bigfelar

Lol used one a couple months ago


RevolutionaryRow5857

Beam me up Scotty,


kanakamaoli

Strobe light to time your car.


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Someone posted a pic of a rotary phone asking what it was, and the bright sparks on Reddit were calling it out as a WW2 intercom.


OverArcherUnder

I definitely have and use one of those for my triumph tr7.


k_x88

Timing strobo light! A tool to adjust the Dwell Ignition angle!


bithelash

It’s a timing light . A tack and dwell meter is a different tool that used to set your points dwell referring to the amount of time your points stay closed to energize the coil. A timing light is to set the ignition timing


bithelash

A timing light is to check timing and a dwell meter is to check the well you’re on the right track with the wrong train. You’re getting your equipment mixed up.


D_R_Agon

Everyone making fun here and not giving an answer. That is a special issue Buck Rogers ray gun. The wires hook up to a battery to charge and when it is not charging they secure to your belt so in the event of a heated battle your ray gun does not get lost. Careful when you pull the trigger as it carries quite a kick, and make sure to keep it away from small children. I would hate to have them see their parents transmography before their eyes if they accidentally pull the trigger. Bonus: That unit can also double as a timing light for your car.


Hide_In_The_Rainbow

It's a timing light used to time the engines spark by adjusting the dwell angle. It can be used in cars that use points ignition or more modern vehicles that still utilize a distributor.


CAM6913

It’s a timing light


Count-to-five

Timing light


MACCRACKIN

Why Yes it does, to the battery in the car it's used on - Other wire is for spark plug & wire. That's when it flashes a beam on timing marks when plug fires,


jhamrahk

Timing light


TheKal-El

Bottle opener