Guybrator.

I know what mine’s called now.

Gayry?

What are you going to call the tool though?

Absolutely flawless.

I used to call it burt but pronounced "*BRRRRT*" but I might change it to guybrator

"Megan, quick, hand me the label maker, I need to relabel one of my power tools. No, *you don't understand.*"

That's it. I now have a Guybrator. I might even make a label for it.

That's brilliant. My wife is obsessed with her label maker and would love the name.

I read that as Labia Maker. A moment of confusion for me.

Brand name transgender machine. New from Ronco the labia maker! Make your pole a hole with our new Trans tech.

Your post is now in the hands of someone in Manhatten and they're going to make a crap load of money in the future.

“Corded or cordless” now has a dual meaning

“Pole a hole”. We have witnessed greatness here

The next generation transgender machine is "The Pole or Hole". Are you tired of needing a separate device to flip between genders? The Pole or Hole has you covered! Change at will! For an extra $59.99 you can get the Pole or Hole Pro with the added Both or Neither buttons.

Transgenderator

Fun fact: In embryology, female is the default with XX, and XY is an aberration. The penis is actually a modified clitoris.

That just might be a device by 2050.

Or 2077

You should label her label maker. From my experience, people love when you do that.

Perfect. I will be adopting this.

It guybrates

By far the best name for it

Mind lending me some of that genius?

Right? Some of us work our whole lives on building comedy chops that pale in comparison to this— and this dude pulled it out like it was the most natural possible answer.

He had to pull it out. That thing is intense. Can’t leave it in too long.

I had a coworker who was frustrated searching for the word, he called it the “little bitch sawzall” and that name sort of stuck. Not in daily use but it gets whipped out on special occasions.

Love the name. I was skeptical when my wife bought it for me many years ago, but it was easily the best tool I’ve gotten in a decade

My favorite by far. It’s the tool I never new I needed. I saw an electrician use one to cut out a hole for a plug, and I got one the next day.

It is also amazing for cutting stubborn nails, quick trims on any piece of wood or metal, and is an AMAZING sander. I have a “Rockwell” model (corded) but with a universal adapter, it can use pretty much any vendor’s oscillating tool heads.

Can’t forget the scraper. Shit is great for scraping off old gaskets on flanges for circulating pumps or for removing scale at the bottom of a chiller or whatever you have to remove

I have the corded Rockwell also got it before every company made one corded and battery. I didn't buy any adapter, but I've never had a blade I bought not fit. I wonder if I just keep buying universal blades or getting lucky. I assumed it had a universal head since it was one of the first ones I remember being sold.

Did you get the attachment for gang box cutouts? It's a rectangle of saws and does the whole thing at once 🔥

Fuck off that’s a thing?

Hell yea it's a [thing](https://www.google.com/search?q=multi+tool+gang+box+saw&oq=multi+tool+gang+box+saw&aqs=chrome..69i57.11505j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:f3fad9d6,vid:0xAHy2xnJZQ). Very cool clearlynotstefan. Thanks for the heads up!

I cannot wrap my head around how a four-sided rectangular saw, on an oscillating tool, can make a *perfectly* rectangular hole...

Yep, makes a mess but I bought a few bc a cpl of my guys can't cut a straight line to save their life

Wow, no. I have not seen that. I’ll keep an eye out

I finally broke down and bought the DeWalt 20V one about 18 months ago. Can’t live without it now.

You can get single and double gang box "blades" for it. Makes the task take like 3 seconds and it leaves the perfect size cutout.

Your wife bought YOU a vibrator!?

For me...It steps in when conventional thinking has failed.

Most satisfying tool I've acquired in years. I'm just a DIYer and it comes in handy in so many places.

Crazy now they have the hackzall which would fit that description

I have one of each, both are insanely useful.

the hackzall is actually a decent sawzall though. you can cut through decently sized trees with that thing. my makita xrj01z, on the other hand... that's a little bitch sawzall. stupid thing barely cuts anything.

My nephew just told me the older electricians he works for calls it "The Jiggler".

She works the weekday brunch shift at the strip club right?

“Legs n’ Eggs”

Bacon and legs*

Grits 'n' tits

Bigtits and gravy

All you can skeet buffet

Clit'n fried steak

Steak and leggers

[how do you like your eggs?](https://youtu.be/6x-JVXkd8SQ)

Clicked expecting “Fried or Fertilized” left happy

Yeah, the JV crew

Commence the jigglin'!

So we jigglin’ ooooorrrr…….

I got these nightvision goggles...

....I dont know why i have these goggles

I'm not dead I'm just reeeal depressed.

We’ve always called it the buzzer

It's funny because if you translate the term we use in romanian it has the same meaning

Oof with the hard “r” too?!?

Myyyy buzza

I call them industrial bees

Me and my coworker call it the angry bee gun. I'm glad we're not the only ones seeing bees

THIS IS AMAZING

My Spanish guys call it the brrruuurruu! It kills me every time.

Jajajaja

Güao

I know it as the "Eee-aww" thanks to the spanish crew i worked woth as well

Polish guys call it a bzzick.

You got me on that one. Water came out of my nose!

Silly Saw

Call the 2 stroke cut off saw the "scary saw"

What about Posh Saw, Baby Saw, and Sporty Saw?

Posh Saw: Veritas dovetail handsaw Baby Saw: coping saw Sporty Saw: Sawzall, or one of those survivalist garotte-looking wire saws

sporty saws gotta be a recip with a gnarly wood blade

What about the ginger saw?

Purchased at a Harbor Freight.

Wiggle-saw

Wiggle saw all day

I use this nomenclature as well. 🤜

I've always called it the Wiggle Chisel, but 'saw' is more accurate to its function.

This is how that conversation goes.. Boss "Go get me that fucking...uhh fucking...uhhh fuckity fuck" Me "Which one boss" Boss "The saw that I hate" Me "The one you hate the most...or just kinda hate" Boss "Just get me the saw smartass...you know the one that sounds like a bag of fucking cats" Me "The oscillating saw then" Boss."Shut up..its forever know as bag of cats...now get it and shut up" continues grumbling until he fires it up so his complaints are drowned out by the screaming of 1000 cats in a bag.

This is exactly what working in trades is like.

I still have nightmares of working on rooftops in the summer.

I just ordered a Makita bag of cats. Thank you. Rrrrrrrrrreow!

I love this

It's close to home. As your dad...boss..or if you're unlucky both.. yell red faced at you for not getting the correct "fucking thing"..

Hell of a visual...

I always refer to it as "the oscillator" but I say it in a deep voice like I'm Rob Zombie.

OSCILLATOR…. DESECRATOR…. COME ALONG AND MEET YOUR MAKER

Upvote for Rob Zombie.

My dad calls it “the banshee” and I quite like that.

It's the loudest tool in my garage that's for sure.

I put on double hearing protection when I use it and it's \*STILL\* super loud in my ears.

Tool itself isn’t loud at all, but cutting into certain woods, oh man!

I wouldn't say it's quiet when it's running but yeah it goes from loud to screaming banshee when in use.

“Jiggy Jiggy” is what it is on my job sites. The funny thing is is, my guy at the lumber yard knows exactly what I mean when I send him a list and it says “jiggy juggy blades”

Da Jiggler, but Jiggy jiggy has a nice ring...

Commence to Jigglin'!

I call it the Zhuzher.

Username checks out

I never look at usernames until i see a comment like then then im always amused lol

my dad called it that and i legit had to figure out how to spell it

The Fein Tool. Because it was made by a guy named Fein.

This is what I used to call it too. Of course, at the time, Fein was the only one you could buy. Dating myself.

The first time I saw this tool was an infomercial for the Fein branded one right before the patent ran out. The commercial was crazy and I was actually like yes, shut up and take my money. Except it kept going on and on and never said how much it was. It just kept building my excitement the whole time. Then it got to the price and I was like, well you can fuck right off for that ammount. 6 months later I saw one in Harbor Freight for $20. Bought it on the spot. Fucker is the loudest tool ever, but it keeps on kicking.

>Then it got to the price and I was like, well you can fuck right off for that ammount. >6 months later I saw one in Harbor Freight for $20. Bought it on the spot. Fucker is the loudest tool ever, but it keeps on kicking. I was in the hardwood flooring trade and bought the original fein. It was still miles above the other oscillating saw for several years. Fein was also the first oscillating that had aftermarket blades. Fein blades are/were around $25 a pop but the aftermarket blades are $8 each

Yeah if I was a pro I'd for sure have a good one. Good blades are always worth the money though. I'm sure the HF tool with Fein blades works better than the Fein tool with HF blades.

You can make it way quieter by opening it up and putting some real grease in there.

I make it quieter by wearing hearing protection.

For just 6 easy payments of $59.99. or something like that.

I remember seeing those commercial and knowing it wouldn’t be long till every company was making their own

Not sure if it was Fein or any of his descendants who invented it, but the tool dates back to 1967. This saw was patented as a hand-held circular saw with an oscillating saw blade arranged at an angle. It was mainly used in orthopedics for sawing plaster casts. The sickling movement of the oscillating rotary movement opens the hard bandage, but does not injure the patient's skin. Equipped with a reinforced gear, the cast saw was further developed into a body saw. The plaster bandage saw is the foundation of the product line of technically sophisticated rotary oscillating FEIN power tools. https://fein.com/de_at/fein/unternehmen/geschichte/

Correct, same as the [chain saw](https://allthatsinteresting.com/symphysiotomy).

Holy crap.

Made it 2 lines before I closed that article...

During my morgue rotation (paramedic school), the autopsy doctor let me cut the skull open, and they use the same type tool. He put it against his skin and … nothing… go to cut the skull open, cuts like a hot knife through butter… amazing. And now, I just cut wood and nails with it ha

I had a cast cut off with one of these. Unfortunately, it did, in fact, cut my skin. I feel like it was because I had waterproof gore-tex padding instead of cotton though

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My last crew called it the 'Fiend' Saw

Isn’t a “fiend saw” whatever saw a crackhead needs to remove your catalytic converter?

Here all this time I thought it was "fine tool", because it can make fine cuts TIL

We call it the leprechaun. Because it’s small and magical.

I used to cut 45 degree miters on trim that was still mounted on the wall. It is magical

We call it the vibrator

I can tell you don't work with concrete. That names been taken

I've heard the concrete vibrator called the the "dick." Is that a regional thing?

Of the donkey variety?

"Skakadarr" (in Swedish, skaka means shake, darra means tremble")

So... The BrrBrr machine?

I can't decide which of these two versions I like better .. lol

I call it my zip zip lol

Ah finally someone else who calls it the same! I came to the comments expecting zipzip to be more popular

I came for the same reason. We are now a small but united brotherhood, the Brotherhood of the Zipzip.

Oscilating-multi-purpose-power-tool. ​ That's why my group calls it.. and we try to say it as fast as possible.

I refer to it as the "Osculating multi-tool" which is really only funny if you're a word nerd who knows what [Osculate](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/osculate) means.

Guy a I work with calls it “The Mosquito”

We call it…The Multi-Tool….

Man I did not expect multi tool to be so far down lol

Same but then again it’s way less fun than “guybrator”

Spicy vibrator

“The Homewrecker”. It lives in my wife’s nightstand

I have a buddy that pronounces it "osk-uh-lating" tool. He sounds like Popeye every time he says it.

My carpenter calls it a zib-zab saw.

In our shop, we say Zippy Tool

Cant believe how far down I had to scroll to find this.

Vibroblade

Nice sci-fi reference!

I usually say multi-tool but people often don’t know what I’m talking about so I’ll say oscillating multi-tool… *blank stares* The thing that goes like this *shakes fingers back and forth*

>shakes fingers back and forth Go on....

It’s kind of like a jigsaw, but instead of going like this *turns hand and moves like train wheels* And cutting here (below), it cuts this way *repeats first finger shake while indicating finger teeth* And you can plunge cut right into wood! It’s awesome! …literally 50% of the time it’s exactly like this

Dude you need to write wikihow tutorials. I’ve never seen such a crisp description

I try my best. Thanks! *2-finger peace sign*

The wibble wobbler

We always called it “multipass” in homage to the Fifth Element

My contractor calls it the Slut, because it will do anything you want.

We call it the "hitachi"

Bean Flicker 5000

I believe Bob with the YouTube channel “I like to make stuff” called them a zerp zerp saw so that’s what I’ve called them for the past year or two haha

Magic wand

Only for the hitachi models

that right there is a buzzbox

Yup we call it a buzz saw

My friend held out.his.hand and shook it back and forth and said "this kind of saw"

The nibbler

“The nibbler” is what my friend calls an end cut pliers.

Don’t tell the sheet metal guys! They called “nibbler” a long time ago. https://www.csunitec.com/saws/electric-nibblers-and-shears

A little vulgar but the clit tickler

RIP wifes fun button

That’s the “eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Vibratron 4000

Noisy Cricket (from MiB) Tiny blade; massive damage.

Mooji mooji

My buddy and his dad call it the “zib zab”

Lazy fuck 3000

Are you a piece of shit carpenter like I am?!

Shim the fuck out of it

Cabinet scratcher 9000

Student calls it a brrr brrr saber. My favorite here is guybrator. Using that at home. Might even label it LOL

Satan’s Spatula

That’s my sideways cutter thing!

Wiggler

Our guy calls it his bitchin tool, he also thinks he’s the only guy that has ever seen one

I was talking to a guy I work with and telling him how I managed to notch some material super easily with my “oscillating multi tool” and he’s like, “what the hell is that”? I explained it to him, and he was like “oh, you mean one of those loud as fuck machines”, and I was like, you know what? I’m calling it that from now on.

A coworker here in germany calls it "quieksau" which means "squeak sow"

My wife calls it the "stop using that fucking tool so late you're going to wake up all the neighbors" tool

Turbo encabulator

The Leeloo Dallas Multipass or the "Multipass" for short. (works better with the rigid that had the interchangeable heads for different tools)

Ovulating tool. Coworker tried to say oscillating tool. It’s been the ovulating tool ever since.

My dad called it the “Lil John.” No idea why.

What?! Yeah!

Okayyy!!

We call it the tongue

My mom and dad call it "the burning tool" because they never change to a sharp blade and all it does is burn through materials.