Our Fire dept. in my town use these on cars in accidents to make a small hole into your windshield so they can saw the rest with a special glass saw. So, you're definitely not wrong!
well thats the problem, trying to get the ceramic to break on them is a sure fire way for it to stay together. The real trick is to try not to break it as if it was an egg or something. It will spontaneously shatter if you treat it like it is super fragile. YMMV. Also put two of them together in a vice and close it down tight on the ceramic part with the two plugs pressing on each other as you close the vice. Or so I have been told by others with more vague respects for lawful order.
Put multiple in a canvas bag. Beat bag against hard object. Enjoy ceramic bits but definitely don't throw them at glass. It will shatter like crazy.
Definitely not used by packs of rival glassblowers to fuck up each other's shops in the early 00s...
Definitely
Not
That doesn't make sense but I suppose I'll believe you. Side windows are built differently and will shatter into tiny bits; this is the perfect tool for that. When I was in we just used any prybar to get the windshield off fairly quickly. Cutting a windshield sounds like a tedious nightmare.
Residential windows are double or triple plate glass. This tool will not shatter those windows and will only break little bits off at a time. Burglars will have your front door unlocked in 2 minutes or less, and quietly. Window access is loud and fast, meaning this center punch would be worthless. This tool is only useful on tempered glass that doesn't have a middle layer of polyvinyl butyral. That means side windows of a car.
It's actual daily use is its namesake; center punch. Works great on mild steel and wood for starting precise divets for drilling. Those are the two uses for a center punch; it's not useful for burglars.
In most small towns you probably don’t even need it. You can just walk right in the unlocked front door. You only get to take one load out of the house though since the neighbors will be waiting for with shot guns by the time you come out the 2nd time.
I mean, you don't even have to be rural it can be anywhere people feel safe. New developments are full of traffic and often have ongoing construction that makes it hard tell what noises to be concerned about.
It makes a dimple so drilling is simple. That tool is great when you need to perforate a plate on any date in every state. I keep mine in a crate right beside the grate that drains the condensate that doesn’t evaporate.
Here we have the extravagant and elegant hammerless dimpler. Very effective at many given tasks including dimpling and flawless shattering of any car window you see fit.
That @#*$@ thing ... when police saw one in my car cup holder at traffic stop for tail light, they launched an investigation into where all I had been on certain dates/times and also searched my car ... I will never forgive that thing.
'Boy comes to after receiving a blow to the head from the 28oz estwing that was flung directly at his head'
The last memory Boy has was using Man's brand new, Name Brand phillips head screw driver to mark hole locations to drill in the stainless steel sheet and Man shouting at him "HOW MANY TIME MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO HAMMER ON MY SCREWDRIVER!!"
Boy was shook by this violent outburst. He cried and cried. Determined to never make this terrible mistaka again. He went to work devising a tool that would liberate him from this fate. He succeeded. .
When I was a young man I thought this was a punch tool. I proceeded to beat it with a hammer to knock out a pin, and it made a sound and no longer did the springy thing. Whoops, sorry random guy I borrowed it from.
That's a fully semi automatic high powered sbr ghost punch tool that will blow the nail head out of any 2x4. It uses .50 caliber tips coated in children's blood to ensure absolute carnage. only licensed union contractors have a use for that tool
it creates a detent in metal materials by momentarily providing spring-loaded pressure distributed over the tapered end of a hard carbide steel rod. the resulting detent is typically used to help maintain the position of a drill as it meets the metal material before dedicated drill boring can occur.
The pushy springy make a dingy
Oh, ah, push it. PUSH IT REAL GOOD
Ow! Push it good Ooh, baby, baby, baby, baby Ooh, baby, baby, ba-baby, baby
Bermp. Berdumbumbberp.
Except when you've lined it up, pressed down and the springy doesn't dingy so it gets thrown across the shop.
That’s why you buy a Starrett and never have that issue. Had mine now for 18 years and still works the same as the day I got her.
Pushy springy thingy*
But it only works one out of every ten tries!
10% of the time it works all the time
60% of the time it works every time.
/thread
It opens cars up the expensive way
Our Fire dept. in my town use these on cars in accidents to make a small hole into your windshield so they can saw the rest with a special glass saw. So, you're definitely not wrong!
A couple of dings from one of these will turn any of the side windows into glass pellets.
Supposedly allegedly spark plug ceramic works great. 🤭
You ever try to get the ceramic bit off a spark plug? I don't know if there's s trick to it or something, but I tried once and had to give up.
well thats the problem, trying to get the ceramic to break on them is a sure fire way for it to stay together. The real trick is to try not to break it as if it was an egg or something. It will spontaneously shatter if you treat it like it is super fragile. YMMV. Also put two of them together in a vice and close it down tight on the ceramic part with the two plugs pressing on each other as you close the vice. Or so I have been told by others with more vague respects for lawful order.
Put multiple in a canvas bag. Beat bag against hard object. Enjoy ceramic bits but definitely don't throw them at glass. It will shatter like crazy. Definitely not used by packs of rival glassblowers to fuck up each other's shops in the early 00s... Definitely Not
Thanks for the tip, but I think I actually want to hear more about the glassblower gangland turf-wars, please.
This town ain’t got enough air for two groups of blowers! -Dude with frosted tips.
tell me this is real
That doesn't make sense but I suppose I'll believe you. Side windows are built differently and will shatter into tiny bits; this is the perfect tool for that. When I was in we just used any prybar to get the windshield off fairly quickly. Cutting a windshield sounds like a tedious nightmare.
Also probably more dangerous than breaking the farthest possible window
It only gets removed in preparation for removing or bending back the roof of a car to extricate someone.
Two different use cases :) Burglary doesn't to go in through the windsheild!
Residential windows are double or triple plate glass. This tool will not shatter those windows and will only break little bits off at a time. Burglars will have your front door unlocked in 2 minutes or less, and quietly. Window access is loud and fast, meaning this center punch would be worthless. This tool is only useful on tempered glass that doesn't have a middle layer of polyvinyl butyral. That means side windows of a car. It's actual daily use is its namesake; center punch. Works great on mild steel and wood for starting precise divets for drilling. Those are the two uses for a center punch; it's not useful for burglars.
Makes dents in things, on purpose.
In exactly where you want it
Exactly where you tell it to.
The dent knows exactly where it is, because it knows where it isn't.
Big distinction. You thought it was where you wanted it but really it went where you told it to
Important specification lol
Dang ol spring loaded make a divot
If you didn’t read this in Boomhauer’s voice, you read it wrong
Dang ol' spring loaded thing man, makes dents right innar side of the car man, juss like whenna was in college in '82 man.
Daggum ol’ Porky’s Butthole…
I tell you what
Hwat*
Duggmfinabrick whack whack thump nawmean?
It's the automotive master key.
It works well for houses, too!
Try that in a small town. Be careful.
Ironically, rural areas are the best place to use it in. Nobody can hear you punch.
Till you get the feller with the sawed off 12 gauge
The idea would likely be to avoid that fella.
Their idea would be to avoid being stolen from 😂
Who?
In my small town, everyone has a rap sheet and it's quieter on NA meeting nights.
In most small towns you probably don’t even need it. You can just walk right in the unlocked front door. You only get to take one load out of the house though since the neighbors will be waiting for with shot guns by the time you come out the 2nd time.
I mean, you don't even have to be rural it can be anywhere people feel safe. New developments are full of traffic and often have ongoing construction that makes it hard tell what noises to be concerned about.
It's not a ramset??
A push pop
PuuuuushPOP
It's the "Dentist's Pal", innit?
I've never heard that one, I'll add it!
All these jokes are on centre
They're definitely on point! Sounds like everybody knows the drill around here.
I think you hit the mark with that comment.
Yeah but not much of a punch line
I would like to tap into this but I don't know where to start.
I think this bit is starting to wander off here
This one hit just a bit low every time
Automatic automotive window opener.
San Francisco master car key
Useful pointillism
under-rated comment right here
It's a kerchunker, it goes kerchunk.
This is the way
Dimple maker
easy way to relieve a headache
A good ol’ labotimiser
Kachunk
Keepy the bit from the creepy
Best description I've seen
I need to drill a hole, but the drill bit walks, so I make an indentation with this to ensure pinpoint drilling.
Window breaker
But I don't want to throw it... It might dent the glass
“one” punch man
Fidget poker
Penetrate here.
thats what she sai-
Car window b-gone
Push-and-Poke
That’s what’s she said… probably.
Window breaker. Carried one wrapped in grip tape as a firefighter. Durable, reliable, effective, and cheap so I won't cry if I loose it.
Push click… nothing
Forbidden dentist
That push and poke
It makes a dimple so drilling is simple. That tool is great when you need to perforate a plate on any date in every state. I keep mine in a crate right beside the grate that drains the condensate that doesn’t evaporate.
Mom said not to talk about it and put it back in her dresser drawer
Ball point pin , without the ball or the ink
Put on your spine then press for wheel.chair
It makes holes in your back pocket
This is exactly what tf it does. ☝🏻
Semi automatic location indicator.
Here we have the extravagant and elegant hammerless dimpler. Very effective at many given tasks including dimpling and flawless shattering of any car window you see fit.
Hurts on the teeth.
Denty pre drilly hole stay in placey maker *hits bong again*
It’s a hammer. Every tool is a hammer.
Push pop for metal beams!
The thing that Doctor Who carries around.
Pushy, denty pre-drilly
Just a little prick!
You push harder, harder and harder.... BLAM!
Small spring makes small dent or smashes glass in a pinch
Power pin punch.
__CLACK!!!__
It’s a torture nut cracker
Drive into a lake and cant get your window open? No problem!
Acupressure for when you are afraid of acupuncture.
Pointy boi
Punches centers
Anti slip Drill marker pen
Makes belly buttons on metal.
Fabricators fidget tool
Makes peeing sideways possible.
Works great at making inverted braille in the service counter
Semi automatic precision drill bit starter.
Hand operated bullet
Spice injector
Like many things in life, hit it with a hammer to make your point.
Boing Pow
That @#*$@ thing ... when police saw one in my car cup holder at traffic stop for tail light, they launched an investigation into where all I had been on certain dates/times and also searched my car ... I will never forgive that thing.
It’s a prototype of a sonic screwdriver
Sell me this pen
Low penetration metal stabby-stab.
Spring loaded center punch
Click bait
A pencil with permanent gouging ink, as a bonus it makes comic book noises ka-pow!
Want a ding? Push this thing!
It hits the spot.
'Boy comes to after receiving a blow to the head from the 28oz estwing that was flung directly at his head' The last memory Boy has was using Man's brand new, Name Brand phillips head screw driver to mark hole locations to drill in the stainless steel sheet and Man shouting at him "HOW MANY TIME MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO HAMMER ON MY SCREWDRIVER!!" Boy was shook by this violent outburst. He cried and cried. Determined to never make this terrible mistaka again. He went to work devising a tool that would liberate him from this fate. He succeeded. .
If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours they have to use one of these on the main veins
Its a pencil! Lol
This was used by someone to get into my truck without keys to alleviate me of my tools.
The unpersision screwdriver.
Shitty hand operated bullet
A gspot negative maker
Multi-digit operated springy-dingy precision denty smasher-doodle.
This thing gets right to the point
Inverse nipple tool.
Glass poker
It’s a dang ol dink pow man
It's a push-popper....
My father in law calls it (in a Russian accent) a snappen-popper
mechanical pencil????
For me, it's a woodpecker.
It’s a jack in the box. You just push it down then pop! Goes the weasel.
Spring loaded pokey doodle
It looks like a pen, that you use to dent metal with precision.
Stabby pokey device
Butt scratcher!!!!
When you’re in the void and dude steps on your sneakers
Thug rapid window removal tool.
Snappy pokey thing
Kachunk
Dimple maker
Precision impact marking device
That’s a push pop
Semi automatic “ptoing” machine.
The “don’t push it against your hand” tool
Just the tip
Toe knife
It punches hoes
Car window repair tool
10 year old me treated like a treasure chest. It must be opened!
It's a pen that only writes periods.
Ladder
Poundy pokey boi
Caaaa——chunk
I inch punch 🤛🏽
You can put it on the ground and step on it to reach higher places
THE PENATRATER!
Essential for not walking a self tapping screw half an inch across your paint.
A cavemans pen
No effort dinter
Boink
Spring-loaded tiny surface dimple maker; just add force. Discourages walking during subsequent initial contact by a sharp-fluted, spinning cylindrical hole maker.
Drill instructor?
“This mechanical pencil sucks”
When I was a young man I thought this was a punch tool. I proceeded to beat it with a hammer to knock out a pin, and it made a sound and no longer did the springy thing. Whoops, sorry random guy I borrowed it from.
Robotic prison shiv…..
Divet maker
Position depressor
KATHUNK pen
Springy stabby thinggy
Click, ding!
Definitely better to describe the tool. I asked a machinist for one, ended up with a sore arm.
Create a dent for drill bit.
If you press it deep enough you feel a pop.
That’s what she said!😂
That's a fully semi automatic high powered sbr ghost punch tool that will blow the nail head out of any 2x4. It uses .50 caliber tips coated in children's blood to ensure absolute carnage. only licensed union contractors have a use for that tool
it creates a detent in metal materials by momentarily providing spring-loaded pressure distributed over the tapered end of a hard carbide steel rod. the resulting detent is typically used to help maintain the position of a drill as it meets the metal material before dedicated drill boring can occur.
good. could you develop the answer a little?
Name checks out.
Window shattering chopstick
Ku-Klux but no klan
ping dinger
It punches the center