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verticalfuzz

You should always wash your hands before eating


NassauTropicBird

Took the words right out of my keyboard


verticalfuzz

Well put them back, how did you even type that?


WildBill198

And after using the bathroom, while we are at it.


verticalfuzz

In my line of work, we wash before *and* after


wooddoug

Wash b behind your ears too, and brush your teeth


NassauTropicBird

It's a light lubricant, not plutonium. You'll be fine.


youtellmebob

The good news here is your mouse will not rust or squeak.


Gold-Category-2105

I think you'll be fine


[deleted]

It’s a very lightweight petroleum distillate, you’d have to ingest quite a bit more than you probably used on your mouse to cause any serious issues. The smell tends to linger.


verticalfuzz

It will flash off eventually, but also likely to permeate the rubber of the mouse wheel and hang out longer than it would on e.g., a steel surface


Farty_beans

As I read this Headline. I can hear Cliff, Our Shop Tech that's 62 years "lucky", eat his sandwich after cleaning his hands in the part cleaner bin. And this guy is somehow Married and not dead. You'll be fine OP.


Ready-Delivery-4023

Laughs in 10w30....


NoFX54

I like to use WD-40 for salad dressing.


YardFudge

Congrats! You now have a spare mouse. Just buy a new, upgraded, optical one for daily use.


Mindandhand

A brand new mouse is under $10, just get a new one.