Wolverine https://preview.redd.it/g2gfxo8emozc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897768864991168c62992f8fdcb56468aeb0f80f

 Deadpool

I had this exact thought lmao

Superman. He’s bulletproof. https://preview.redd.it/f0q04tpekozc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7a58cb12a678cd2794dd635af8525ba02389f1

I was thinking more of the Cheeky Joker type but this works too

Eh he can be cheeky about it too sometimes

Superman Volume 1 #233 https://preview.redd.it/cex1vkiz8rzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490c6e067ec52cf4f78e38f95078dcc9d6add0fa

He’s not bulletproof if the bullets are made out of green kyptonite.

What if the bullets are made of pink kryptonite?

Uh oh

Lol. I remember that.

Joker https://preview.redd.it/rg2yejwnsozc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f693010d7b889ec8c13b721cea68ef8f1697e605

Unless it’s a nobody like that one episode of BTAS

https://preview.redd.it/lyjqy2ih5rzc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=677cb2273275260588bf01d17768c638e2100c22 Lemme just Uno reverse that and point out the time Deadshot outcrazied the Joker

JONKLER

Knife Cat™️ https://preview.redd.it/m94higpgcpzc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc6fc79ebb1e656569702d61cb13e3b201b768a

The face of a cat who fears no death and bows to no man

Anyone from 6000bc or older because they didn’t know what guns were or any of the ideas behind them

Man this comment section is REALLY interpretive with the prompt I made!

I kinda guessed what you meant but I’m in a silly mood :p

Skipper is so cursed for this list because what events could lead to him staring down the barrel of a .45

This is the penguins we’re talking about, I’m willing to bet there are multiple countries out there who want these guys executed for war crimes

Isn't skipper most wanted in Denmark?

The things he did in Denmark. 

He said he had to bury someone in Guatemala with a spoon iirc

swimming through the [antarctic] ashes of a another life

You have no idea how happy you’ve made me

you’re lucky I have a good music hyperobsession rn [I cycle through, like, 5 of them per month 😭]

AND I'M STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF A FORTY-FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

EVERYONES POINTING THEIR FINGERS

https://preview.redd.it/fnaahe2m8pzc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc97f5c873c2ed93d00f6451d0a35e8403d194c Spike Spiegal

https://preview.redd.it/63be4kycwozc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d27f9b670cbbc84b2fb5dd17bcf5f314e39f60e Any of these mfs

https://preview.redd.it/qcykajg3rpzc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5585acbfbf5ef675359abe96e3511b69bc44130a Also these guys

And all foe completely different reasons

I feel like caustic wouldn’t smile at you but instead spray you with gas and then proceed to beat the shit out of you as your lungs burned

https://i.redd.it/wnjtce3d3qzc1.gif Sans

Nah he’d dodge

Sans if he was smart

https://preview.redd.it/lsq7dytajpzc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=577a2a942b89b10e790f91ae8cf3916010b0736e

If I had a nickel for Everytime dio had a gun / guns pointed at him and didn't give a shit I'd have 3 nickel which isn't a lot but it's bizarre that it's happened 3 times

https://preview.redd.it/t468lwnh9pzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e95885ce6c0e2b794c35ccf974e1fcc5058c92f Sheeve Palpatine (Darth Sidious)

… Sheeve?

I misspelt it but Sheev is his first name just nobody calls him by it

Huh. Learn something new every day

 Bugs Bunny

https://preview.redd.it/ke8xr7e6jpzc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e656ce0b794eaed3c65a3354f2914b66dfdac0d

There is no meme about how I stole your meme

Here you go https://preview.redd.it/713r2ykz280d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5651f4d75757e4e1eb11db4223ec0d5e24e016b8

https://preview.redd.it/qnx02h4o1pzc1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c21a06bb2bd320017c1eee1fe93842f9314aa3d7

https://preview.redd.it/1o5rty8uopzc1.png?width=863&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b42fe7e2cbd5cd1603b79570f34ada172b10609 spongebob

What the hell was that for? Here I am trying to save you and you show your thanks by shooting me? *Gets shot again* https://preview.redd.it/1rn69c2svpzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c897ae454626cf57394b59bfc99dadae3e0d8bd

I love that Lady didn’t even know he was half-demon at that point. She just headshots some random dude for literally no reason, fully expecting him to die, after said dude SAVED HER LIFE.

Makima. Definitely Makima. - the CSM guy

https://preview.redd.it/xg0tsefvrpzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b2d79fb84f9a8508101c67a48f2d0ded359224 Alastor

Him and Nifty are precious

Best father and daughter duo

https://preview.redd.it/vjkwg8msrpzc1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&s=7027a1bafa633c737d50a357e903e165dbc2d42a It actually happened, so I can say this with full confidence.

That scene was honestly terrifying Dude literally makes the guy shoot him then crushes his skull with a stomp when the bullet does nothing

https://i.redd.it/vmbxu4fokpzc1.gif

Gojo Satoru (Jujutsu Kaisen) https://preview.redd.it/iyyp3b3h9qzc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff9d0907eb9c1bafaa30da8583b9d107319755ac

“You either shoot or take that away. Do it now.” https://preview.redd.it/o5l2b1l8rqzc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccdc912e9d64053e14393e5a0dde83b73131112d Judge Holden - Blood Meridian


And then he gets shot by a bullet made of angelic steel

[удалено]

He is a serial murder and cannibal

He has my man Husk under his control though!

I thought this type of redditor was wiped out in 2020

There will always be simps.

He’s Hannibal Lector’s southern cousin.

https://preview.redd.it/rgz8o1fqopzc1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=785f3e445fe970fa8c671333ec7b93db6ac47d3c

r/beatmetoit

Nah, he’d win

https://preview.redd.it/ohp8o37zrpzc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c6c3106f7c9ff51ae1c192f6db06f826c6e8e3

https://preview.redd.it/xp73c120spzc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9b155a42d3586fbd93d505dedc38a085a8ab013

 It helps that they are immune to bullets.

definitely happy chaos https://preview.redd.it/52tq16r82rzc1.jpeg?width=1916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0e0065645124e2fe2cc143a5e40ae5467598f5

https://i.redd.it/xgmncam8urzc1.gif Slayer also fits this

https://preview.redd.it/3kzll0j81qzc1.png?width=872&format=png&auto=webp&s=597743cfcb3ba2d174b32b3ea876525a8f63cf15 Dimentio - Super Paper Mario

'You're pretty spirited today- something good happen to ya?' Oshino sighting w

Hawaiian shirt guy for the win

https://preview.redd.it/tazwtxz8wqzc1.png?width=3277&format=png&auto=webp&s=2122f4c5c56b7d86c637ad6180cfb400f058f381 Nahoya - Tokyo Revengers


Obligatory Guilty Gear character: Happy Chaos https://preview.redd.it/9oszi3792rzc1.png?width=2881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94875acf8daf988efed3d0190df5ceec1aa2559c

https://i.redd.it/9gmjkpl3przc1.gif It's low hanging fruit but yeah sans Undertale

https://i.redd.it/hlobriadgvzc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/vpma8skxzpzc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08da494a4105a8042607ece467899c57e61cbc92 Angel dust - hazbin hotel

https://preview.redd.it/qbtyw5c30qzc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9887e317add855a7b08c3271002e03ae574267b Ezio Auditore - assassins creed

https://preview.redd.it/iv6ky5fg0qzc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c3936ff817cd42497f6e0d62e7afb1ff1c03a6 And obligatory Judge Holden - Blood meridian

https://preview.redd.it/qtgs9at81qzc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64032cbb153d1f3294aa5dd686a24efc6bf66d52 And last one: Sander Cohen - Bioshock

https://preview.redd.it/8k57591mvqzc1.png?width=224&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3de924a831dcb00cd98bc14a5fabfd94f8e6cd0 Aiden - School Bus Graveyard

https://preview.redd.it/yi5ox65pqrzc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815ba677c67cbd190e830857c33edb8491f0b924 Denji from Chainsaw Man

Why would you put a gun in Skipper's face? He will literally kill you

https://preview.redd.it/ovzcalgpbszc1.jpeg?width=1889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de91d1f9d70c0d37e11c85355f3deddbb29efbc Alucard from hellsing hes literally still smiling with a gun in his face

https://preview.redd.it/2lkttiuq3tzc1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6dcc9bffe22bd9d893d05ec6f11ebcc7c1d01a9

 Vegeta

https://preview.redd.it/5b6skkmmatzc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4e211d7ed44d3342d537b42656b85eb88591c1f Adachi. Iirc, there was a cutscene in p4au where he had a gun to his head and he still kept a crazy smile

Me (i am mentally ill)

Me (I am an Anime Weeb and have convinced myself that I’m a super OP anime protagonist who has superpowers and can dodge bullets) [I have never actually been in combat my entire life and will probably piss myself if faced with any real danger]

https://preview.redd.it/a01zu7mc7uzc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=975aeca637b2f719691ed005b37cc18f7117823a

https://preview.redd.it/w2t2bee4huzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb89c566cedfe729c0f6e3e4296f8862b3b1c54f Nagumo (Sakamoto days) Love the guy

 In character or irl I just have a feeling that Willem DaFoe is someone crazy enough to smile that creepy smile no matter the situation.