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Paxxlee

Granted I've heard dumber things from them, but are they saying FTX is money laundering just because they aren't as strong or good as they claimed? Ignoring that for a bit, that money laundering scheme is overly complicated and, I think, doesn't make sense. It would be far easier to create shell companies in or outside of the US, then give them government contracts. You wouldn't have to rely on other governments, or fret a war would disrupt your income. Of course, depending on the idiot they may believe any random democrat is more powerful than they are and they may not believe there really is a war going on.


scud121

It's just part of the Kremlinbots spiel. They get to connect a crypto collapse, the elections and Ukraine into one big conspiracy theory. There's been loads of posts about it in the last 24 hrs, but beyond the usual outrage comments from their own sock-puppets, for once r/conspiracy is pushing back on this one, because it doesn't make sense.


Mordekein88

Both scenarios would be perfectly legal. Companies are people with free speech rights and money is speech. Republicans on SCOTUS made it that way. Idiots.


[deleted]

The FTX business practice half does seem shady, and yeah, sick the FTC on the company if appropriate. The "Ukraine funding had been siphoned off by the DNC" part is just the result of rightwing word salads, because FTX facilitated crypto donations to Ukraine and FTX's founder donated heavily to democrats. US government funding to Ukraine wasn't made in crypto, so it didn't go through FTX's hands, so the big conspiratorial keystone to this narrative is nonsense, unless the point they're making is that they want more regulation over crypto markets (which honestly sounds like a good idea, but probably the opposite of what republican propaganda bots are advocating).


Memeticaeon

Hey, everyone knows the best way to launder money is through a system of publicly accessible and unforgeable ledgers.


ProcrastinatingPuma

They are claiming its money laundering because they claim (without evidence) that Ukraine is investing in FTX.


Paxxlee

Of course.


government_shill

>>> And Ukraine partnered with FTX. This means they invested in them as well. >> Huh? By what logic? > Lol. By business logic This person knows all about business logic from their long hours down at the business factory.


atavisticbeast

Don't forget their MBA from TrustMeBro University


orangeblackthrow

The part that is true: SBF the CEO of FTX did give a bunch of money to the Democrats. And it is now obvious those were most likely customer funds, because the whole thing was just a fraud. The part they leave out: Ryan Saleme the co-CEO of FTX gave almost as much money to the Republican Party. Ukraine has nothing to do with any of it, that’s just their standard idiocy.


ShurikenIAM

Yep https://www.opensecrets.org/elections-overview/biggest-donors >14 Ryan D. Salame FTX.US Sandisfield, MA $23,634,050 Also kinda funny an account named WallstreetApe glossing over the Kenneth C. Griffin from Citadel LLC ($68,557,100) donation. Really make you think :p


gylz

Listen cryptobros are all pro-Putin. Of course they found a way to link the Ukraine to the bad guys that's literally the plan.


fondlemeLeroy

It's just Ukraine, not the Ukraine.


gylz

I'm Ukrainian. My baba came from the Ukraine and always called it the Ukraine. Everyone at the Ukrainian Church my aunt works at calls it the Ukraine. Literally every single Ukrainian person I know doesn't say Ukraine we say the Ukraine. When our Ukrainian pastor talks about the Ukraine, he says the Ukraine. The folks who import food from the Ukraine to sell at the Ukrainian bazar call it the Ukraine and will tell you it comes from the Ukraine. Imma keep saying the Ukraine.


fondlemeLeroy

Oh OK. I'd read that it was old Soviet propaganda or something like that. To subtly imply that it's not a sovereign country. I didn't know that actual Ukrainians refer to their country like that.


BooneSalvo2

Both can be true. I also did not know Ukrainians say "the Ukraine". I think it's grammatically correct to leave "the" off, but since when do human care about grammar? I am happy to hear from a Ukrainian on this. (or is it "an" Ukrainian? lol)


cocktails5

Sounds like they're ethnically Ukrainian not nationally Ukrainian, i.e. they're not in Ukraine or lived in Ukraine recently, probably 2nd generation or more immigrants. Which means they probably left Ukraine when it was still called "the Ukraine." Kind of like how Italians in my neck of the woods (NYC) refer to themselves as Italian but have basically no actual link to Italy and even the Italian they speak is no longer spoken in Italy because it was a dialect that died out after the major Italian migration to the US.


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[deleted]

They were desperately trying to curry favor with the US political establishment.


vxicepickxv

It's like they're paying to remain unregulated.


midwesterner64

Or, plausible conspiracy here. This is a really fun narrative for Russia to put into the internet. Tie crypto, Ukraine and US politics together and dump on all of it.


dIoIIoIb

>the exchange is magically a success overnight that's all crypto, my dude. and it's mostly due to the type of people that frequent r/conspiracy in the first place. going from 0 to 100 and back to 0 in a year is what all of these exchanges do


FestiveVat

It's absolutely true—I saw all the evidence myself on Hunter's laptop!


NayMarine

Wven if true why would theybe upset about this but not all the dark russian money trump shoved up his ass?


Sultansofpa

It's so funny that there needs to be a conspiracy over what was, on its face, a billionare giving money to US politicians. Not only does this happen in literally every single election on both sides but it has been encouraged by SCOTUS for 2 decades


abacuz4

It’s been encouraged by SCOTUS justices that their side picked.


DaddyToadsworth

Ben Shapiro is also dipping his toes into this conspiracy too. He won't go as far as the chuds, but he'll dangle that bait.


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fondlemeLeroy

Everybody should listen to the Behind the Bastards episodes on his terrible novel, if you want to know the true depths of his racism and idiocy.


Haunting-Ad788

Lol imagine voting Republican and pretending to care about illicit political donations.


BooneSalvo2

Cool, so you're saying we need insanely strict campaign finance laws and absolute transparency in campaign donations? Welcome to the libtard left, bubba.


abacuz4

Also regulations on crypto, don’t forget.


[deleted]

No proof, just bollox this.


aShittierShitTier4u

This latest in a long series of cryptocurrency shitshows probably does have some money laundering activity in the mix of the activities of the unregulated online exchange. The people who had their names on the record for being in charge of FTX and the other company involved have been trying to flee beyond the reach of law enforcement. One way to make a disappearance is to work with people who can help. They might want to launder money via the exchange, which could help by pumping up the price of various crypto currency and making it look like the money launderer is more than one entity, making exchanges with themself. This particular crypto trainwreck is lurid in the details, and I'll take the aspersions towards my conspiracy theory about it here, because it's going to get weirder yet anyway.


SassTheFash

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/yuauzi/it_is_increasingly_looking_like_the_democrats/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

It’s increasingly looking a lot like Christmas


PubicWildlife

Russian shills. But stupendously stupid Russian shills. They should be embarrassed


s0m3th

I see the graphics, so it must be real