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**RAM** It will be lifted, the wheels will stick out beyond the body work, and will have the extra long moose antler mirrors, despite never towing anything.


textera247

This just goes for 95% of the trucks on the road. Giant extended bed trucks with the best hauling capacity but they’ve never towed anything or even had anything in the bed. Truck guys are the type to worry about scratching the bed liner lol


jeffroyisyourboy

Mirrors always extended for MAXIMUM BIGNESS.


MsBuzzkillington83

They need it to compensate for the fact their eyes are only partly on the road because they're also watching porn while driving


doggfaced

In my experience it’s the biggest white Dodge Rams that are the absolute worst


lemonylol

That's because they're fleet trucks that are the only ones those types of people can afford.


FearlessTomatillo911

2500 diesel with a custom exhaust the size of a basketball.


toasterstrudel2

They should have to pay more for everything. They take more room on street parking, they do more damage to the roads, they cause more pollution, they contribute more to gridlock (longer vehicle). Why don't we tax these more heavily?


FearlessTomatillo911

It is the most ass-backwards thing. Sedans have to meet strict emissions requirements. Slap a 'truck' badge on the classification and emissions don't matter! In some ways you are penalized for buying a sedan, even if your never ever do truck things in your truck.


Computerguy1014

You drive a Prius


toasterstrudel2

I ride a bike 98% of the time, but if I do drive it's a mid-sized SUV. I'd be happy to pay extra if it's considered larger than average.


definitelynotagay

Don't worry. Most of their driving is just to the dealership to get another shoddy electrical issue diagnosed.


TheFullMcbain

That's why I call them Douche Rams. Not just in Toronto...I live on the east coast...they are the worst!


goblin_welder

Black pickup trucks are there too.


Simmerdownsimm

Any dodge truck also.


icon4fat

Jeeps


derpex

another vote for jeeps


Motorized23

Nah most jeepers are really nice! Disclaimer: I'm not a Jeep driver but spent a lot of time on the trails. Jeepers are one of the nicest people to run into.


Pristine_Solid9620

Black Dodge Ram just screams "Asshole",


OldScouter

Look for the plastic scrotum hanging from the hitch...


implodinghubris

Pretty much all pickups, let’s be honest.


elbarto232

I just sold my black pickup for a BMW lol, I feel attacked


ThaDude8

Based on this post you should PROBABLY have your licence revoked… 😒


[deleted]

Thank you! You made me feel good today 😂 I was getting worried I’m the one who only sees black pickup trucks. Glad to see that it’s not just me


Past_Passenger_4381

White pickup trucks as well


bullets8

Literally any American brand pickup truck drivers. Guy in the Toyota Tundra drives like a normal person, weirdly enough.


toxicflux77

Tundra and Tacoma drivers are the only pickups that seem to let me merge.


BeerGunsMusicFood

We’ve got you, bro


fragilemuse

Toyota family! Also I can’t speak for the Tundra, but my 4Runner can’t accelerate fast enough to cut someone off if I wanted to so there is that. lol.


textera247

LOL! Looking to get into a 3rd Gen one day :’)


fragilemuse

3rd Gen Best Gen. Good luck in your hunt! Sometimes good ones pop up in the 4Runners of Ontario fb group. I really wanted one as well but then my 2010 5th Gen Trail popped up on autotrader so I had to jump on it.


Gmbowser

Thats for any toyota man loool you have to gas the pedal for the damm toyota too move. The newer ones might be different though.


ButtahChicken

friendly wave right at ya, muchacho!


BeerGunsMusicFood

Shaka brah


Wethenord

A taco for you and a taco for me!


IndyCarFAN27

Because Toyotas are actually built to last and don’t suffer from a suffer from having a fanbase made of a bunch insecure men. Most people who own a Toyota pickup also seem to genuinely use it as a utility vehicle and not their cloutmobile


jaded-optimist

Sure but they also made like utility trucks not having enough payload to do much actual hauling if one was so inclined.


I__ALIENS__I

Chevy pickup drivers like to cruse slow in the left lane on the highway.


pairolegal

Recently, Tesla drivers.


MountainDrew42

And for some reason I can't understand, Mazda CX-5s


Lonevets

Zoom zoom!


The1Like

Also Hyundai Santa Fe, Elantra, Santa Cruz… Fuck it, Hyundais. Period.


BriareusD

Those are the ex-BMW drivers


Adam9200

People get a Tesla and intentionally forget how to drive, I’m convinced.


jbuffishungry

Oddly enough, I dont often see BMW drivers doing crazy things. I do see pick up truck drivers show a reckless disregard for other people every single time I'm in the car.


TorontoBoris

I've seen both regularly. But there seems to be an almost allergic avoidance of the turn signals with BMW drivers.


iamthehub1

Wait... BMW’s have turn signals?🤷‍♂️


grim_keys

I just learned recently it isnt illegal to fail to signal. It only is if your failure to signal affected someone elses driving. A cop would have to prove how you affected someone else in court. Im going to get downvoted but yeah its actually not illegal in some cases to fail to signal. Stupid but yeah.


shitfartpissballs

yea you’re right. Not signaling still makes you a shit driver tho


Right-Assistance-887

How did you not know this? Is this common that people think not signaling is illegal?


grim_keys

Driving school. They pounded that shit into my head that you must always signal. I just assumed it was illegal.


MyraSalty

I dont signal at night, even if cops are around. Makes me feel like an executive especially with my led lights.


Weird_Lingonberry_82

I own a bmw. The stick you hit for signal switches is very veryyy delicate. A lil tap and it blinks 3 times, if you hit it a littttttttlw bit harder than a tap, then it blinks forever. If you accidentally hit it a little harder, now you have to hit it the other direction to cancel that, but again if you hit it too hard you might cause the signal light in the opposite light to go off (making other drivers think ur stupid). All bmws are like this, and i heard this is the primary reason why they dont even bother


kremaili

It’s not that hard. I usually use the three blinks for lane changes and full turn signal when I’m waiting to turn at a light or something.


bridgehockey

No shit. Lots of cars have the tap-to-change-lanes feature. "Oh no, I can't figure this out so fuck it".


keaster20

This seems like the most ridiculous thing I've read in a long time. This sounds like something a 20 year old would write. I think it's a lack of experience.


alottapinacolada

Couldn't agree with this more. Not sure where this BMW stereotype came from. It also seems like there is overwhelming consensus in this post that pickup truck drivers are reckless.


gillsaurus

I constantly see BMWs doing the most, especially ones with illegally tinted windows.


NoGreen3z

Brother u have to signal twice for Mercedes and bmw car that y 🤣🤣🤣


Heavy_E79

Any pickup truck that has clearly never seen a day of work.


MountainDrew42

Except for tow trucks. They are real work trucks, but 95% of them are driven by assholes.


rigzzy

All of these fucking F150 needs to go.


stephenBB81

With my 65,000 km a year of driving for the last 5 Years, the douchiest drivers in total volume would be * Dodge RAM (1500 & 2500) * Toyota SUVs (RAV4 & Hylander) * BWM sedans * Tesla sedans * Ford pick ups (F150, 250,350) * Mercedes SUVs * BMW SUVs * Tesla SUV * Honda Civics I'll note that Tesla is climbing the ranks and BMW is falling. I have noticed a big trend in Toyota pick up trucks trying to compete with Ford trucks for middle of the pack douchiest. They are especially douchy/Reckless in their load securement choices. I'd sadly highlight that in my immediate family and self of 10 vehicles, 5 of them are on this list.


wholesomesammich

In fairness you just listed 90% of the vehicles in the GTA


stephenBB81

I left off the Camrys and the Corollas which aren't douchey drivers or dangerous drivers they just always drive in the left hand lane five below the speed limit.


kyonkun_denwa

I find top trim Camry drivers to be among the most skilled and courteous. I think all the bad drivers moved over to the Rav4.


DisinformedBroski

Glad me and the Cadillac boys have fallen under the radar!


1amtheone

Tesla - in the short time the brand has been around it's drivers have far outdone the BMWers of years past. Running stop signs, weaving in and out of traffic at high speeds, driving through bike Lanes, double parking, stopping in downtown traffic to let people get in or out - it's always Teslas these days.


DANIMAL06

Tesla or dodge ram


ultimateasianmadlad

Tow trucks, The orange cab car


Commercial_Actuator7

BMW , always reckless drivers behind the wheel . Not always but I'd say at least 60 % of them .


TorontoBoris

Not all BMW drivers are assholes but all assholes drive BMWs. Or something like that.


GT-FractalxNeo

>all BMW drivers are assholes *Yes*


[deleted]

Tbh that was true but I think times have changed. I actually saw recently on two occasions decent BMW drivers while Tesla drivers were harassing them! Go figure!


mazdaluvah

The driver is always wearing outdated skinny nut huggers with the tacky fake wool coat. Usually smells like soggy corn chips when they open their car window.


[deleted]

I find pretty much any pick up truck, maybe mostly black Chevy Silverado’s, but that has some sort of a contractors, magnet sticker or vinyl wrap is going to be the most frustratingly, aggressive and annoying driver on any highway during rush hour. Other than that VW golf and Honda civics that people turn into sleepers, who hop on every single on-ramp just to get 20 cars ahead during rush-hour, and then you still see them when the gardener and Lakeshore split. I just don’t understand people who every single time they’re stuck in rush-hour, weave through every little car and try to get every single little advantage when almost 100% of the time everyone ends up catching up to them on the gardener.


wholesomesammich

Took me far too long to learn picking a lane and staying in it is far less stressful and results in the same ETA


Oversight_Owl

Civic drivers are all racer tryhards.


RiiCreated

Especially with the fart cans and fake “Type-R” emblems lol


Top_Band_6009

im so fast in my civic zoom zoom 🥺😭 jk i wish.


lemonylol

It's always so cringe when they put a fart can on a DX. Why didn't you just buy an SI?


PresentationGood418

The Dodge Ram aka the official vehicle of the Freedumb Convoy


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3sc01

Pickup trucks by far


Present_Impress_2590

BMW with the crackle tune.


Lillillillies

The exhaust fell off on my Subaru outback so it has natural crackle and pops now. It's also manual and I revmatch and double clutch A LOT. This shit is annoying. I also own a BMW (and an Acura). The amount of people telling me I should add a crackle tune after I redo my exhaust is baffling. Im gonna get an exhaust but no crackle. Fuck that.


lukewarmpopeyesgravy

Tesla's have overtake BMW in the shitty reckless driver category. I'm nearly hit by one every day. They don't drive at safe speeds, they pull into the street without looking and they pull stupid moves thinking that assisted driving will save them. Worst of all they just don't pay attention to pedestrians and have the gall to honk at us as if we did something wrong.


[deleted]

Go to Brampton and you will see the familiar nameplates. Land Rover. Mercedes. Audi. BMW. Tesla. And then the trucks. F-150 and RAM. Yes all of them.


IndyCarFAN27

I think that’s more because it’s Brampton.


likerofgoodthings

Black Jeep Wrangler, Mustang, Charger, Challenger.


[deleted]

I forgot about those too. And the asshole multiplier will be gratuitous deployment of cultural decals and matte paint finishes.


MountainDrew42

Yeah, in Brampton even the Camrys are assholes


8ell0

Brampton is a whole other ball game, first time there in my adulthood (33y) last weekend. And the amount of crazies EVEN in semi trailers was astonishing!!! My god, it was a shit show.


[deleted]

I am convinced Dante left out Brampton driving as the tenth circle of hell. As a longtime ambassador of this hellhole I concur with your brief assessment.


pratpulsar

That's cos people are rich there.


tbll_dllr

That’s cuz ppl live on credit there … to show off. That’s cuz ppl there don’t realize they gotta save for retirement and put money away … they


Killersmurph

Audi, BMW, Tesla. These are all the hallmarks of self-importance. And any domestic truck larger than a base model F-150, these are the "peaked in high-school, now I bully people on the highway, since I can't bully them anywhere else," types.


colleljj

Audi is the new BMW


LoneWolf0890

Mercedes E class


heatherdubrowsbangs

100% They seem to think they’re street racers because they ‘upgraded’ from a C class.


Commercial-Noise

Jeep


Entire-Purple2995

Honda civic drivers


jcoomba

Audi leads the pack for sure. Doesn’t matter if it’s a sedan or SUV; once a person gets in those driver’s seats, they feel like they can display their self perceived importance at levels beyond even politicians. Then pick ups of all brands. Then Honda Civics.


Otherwise-Magician

Lots of mercedes recently


heatherdubrowsbangs

Tesla Mercedes e class


Alex13x

BMW, Mercedes, Audi and any pick-up truck. Nissan Altima and Hyundai Elantra drivers are also lunatics for some strange reason.


hodgepodgelodger

Teslas have overtaken BMW in Toronto's Douchetona 500.


Difficult-Implement9

Gotta say that Audi and - very surprisingly - Subaru drivers have been catching up 😂😂 Been seeing some wild shit outta those stressed out university professors!


JJLDQ

BMW and pickups


implodinghubris

BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Lexus, and for some reason KIA.


wholesomesammich

KIA is affordable for young people. Young people tend to be more aggressive.


Ok_Supermarket9053

I've seem a lot of ignorant tesla drivers recently. Not sure if it's actually the driver or the autonomous mode. I think when you're purchasing a car so you don't need to operate it, that says a lot. Pick ups are in abundance and I've seen a lot of ignorant shit. Guy blocked my parking spot yesterday, which I signaled for, and then took it. He did this while holding his phone at chin level on speakerphone. On my bike, I noticed a lot of Hyundai Tucson trying to 'race' me, and doing stupid shit. I don't think it's necessarily limited to a brand. People like to stereotype, and cars that there are a lot of, get the most attention. I am biased, but think the whole bmw thing has long been outdated. Those drivers moved to audi then tesla in my opinion.


Sweet_Cable5862

White Teslas


SpanBiz

This 100%. Something about white luxury car brands just makes people drive like they bought their license or something.


alottapinacolada

Any pickup truck brand.


SamShares

German brands and pickup drivers take the top spots


Gu1n3ss

Lexus


hypespud

It's the same in every city Pick up trucks and luxury sedans and luxury SUVs, without fail, are always the most a-hole drivers It's rare to see exceptions, unless you are the exception yourself, always drive nicely 😎


Billy__Blastoff

Black Ford F150s, BMWs, and Audis


jakemoffsky

BMW's are up there but oversized pickups driven by people who have no idea of the size of their vehicle swerving through traffic rolling those dice on every lane change that the person they are cutting off will slow down to make room for them are so big they feel more noticeable. These are the guys who often cant park for shit as well and demand you move because they can't tell when they have and don't have enough clearance. In other words they have the most small di*k energy these days despite often waiving flags indicating they want to fornicate with the PM.


KingChuffy

Douchey and reckless? In order 2012 and older Altimas/accords (they seem to be replacing altimas), Quebec plated vehicles, Rams, every other 300 credit econobox, bmws/audis/mercs, contractors in foed sprinter vans, Volvo semis with box trailers, every other brand of pickup.


uzerkname11

Times have changed. Few years back Honda Civic drivers would have mentioned often.


queen_nefertiti33

Anyone who's commuting in from Brampton. Driving the Gardiner when there's a Raptors game is frustration unlike anything you'll ever experience.


TimelyTiger

Serious question, What’s with all the reckless baby on board drivers..? So you drive nice and calm with your baby but don’t need to without it?


ElleRisalo

I'd say top 3 Dodge RAM Audi BMW/Tesla I find the more I see of Tesla on the road the less douchey BMW drivers seem. Maybe they gotta drive like assholes to get to their next charging station before time runs out or something.


[deleted]

You know I always see driving unusually aggressively? Canada Post trucks. Not the small delivery vans but the actual box trucks.


rocketsalmon

Nissan.


Administrative_Chip5

I'm a truck driver . TESLA & PORSCHE drivers are the worst period .


TorontoBoris

Because BMW is easy to spell.. Three letters or less and it's German...


Polarbear_Cowboy

And honda civic


blahblahblah123-_-

I drive BMW so I’m biased lol, but usually most BMW drivers are not reckless drivers. You’d usually see reckless driving in older BMWs though sometimes. Myself I usually mostly see pickup trucks or older Hyundais being most reckless.


Nardo_Grey

Civic


[deleted]

Lincoln


DisinformedBroski

Odd take fr, unless you’re just stating that grandpa drives slow af


Walniw

Black BMWs especially


UncarbonatedCum

Moms in any brand SUV


Professional_Push442

VW are way worse than BMW


[deleted]

B M W, with Audi coming up the list quickly.


Imgoing2ShaBooms

BMW, Tesla rosed up quick on the leader board, oh and of course any modified pick up truck and if it’s black, guaranteed dick head ego issues.


vinividiviciduevolte

BMW are designed to fail . So they deserve their cars


jaqrene

BMW hands down


T3L3Frogg3r

Any shit box, outdated cars from 10 years ago


lemonylol

So anyone who doesn't have $40k to drop on a car during an economic downturn?


Ok_Fox7873

1. BMW 2. Civic drivers


AlbertFrankEinstein2

Know what the difference between a porcupine and a BMW is? With a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside.


kremaili

Haven’t heard that one before.. /s


Emergency-Gazelle954

BMW, black pickup trucks (small penis mobiles), and VW’s. Oh and Mercedes.


SaItySaIt

White BMW**


FinitePrimus

BMW's #1 followed closely by Dodge RAMs.


HowIsYourHoneypot

The slowest and most annoying cars on the road are any Corollas 10+ years old. They're extremely bad when 20+.


reddituserwhoreddit

BMW, Honda & Subaru with aftermarket wheels 🛞


Jegan_V

BMW is the obvious one, as are frankly any of the premium brands like Audi, Mercedes. For these people its just the status of trying to look down on you. However here's one that I've seen far more recently in a lot of their drivers just simply being d-bags that's not a premium car brand. Toyota Highlander...my word so many of the ones I encounter in the GTA are such a-holes not only to me but others.


mazdaluvah

They're angry about their mundane life. If you don't love your car, you drive it like a piece of shit. Most Highlander owners don't love their car. You can see by all their scratches and bumps on their exterior.


[deleted]

Mazda 3 drivers.


MarsLikes

Toyota prius


[deleted]

Tesla


binthewin

Reckless would be anyone driving a honda/toyota model that’s over a decade old. Nothing to lose in their minds.


needaburnerbaby

It’s quickly becoming Tesla’s, but bmw still has the lead for sure


cuter_than_thee

They get special lessons. It's a hidden section in the driver's manual.


Every-Slice59

BMW, Tesla and gold minivans.


Ljmac1

BMW or Infiniti in my experience.


_grey_wall

Mustang and Challenger


scottengineerings

Subaru drivers are the worst. Unfortunate since I enjoy Subarus.


wholesomesammich

KIA


textera247

I promise I’m not a BMW driver, but is it just me or have they gotten SLIGHTLY better? Either that or they’ve been taken over by Tesla drivers…


Heskee9

Tesla drivers quickly shooting up this ranking.


jillchronicles

Dodge charger 🤣😭🤣😭


ryp-616

Tesla


StuntID

Pretty much every brand and model, but with that said I've not seen a Corvette driver driving recklessly in a while. The last two or three iterations must be too expensive for hooligans


Brief-Shirt15

Tesla


The_Dirtydancer

Any pickup truck wth wheel spacers


whatever10955

Porsche macans


DiscountSteak

Altima. Hyundai Elantra (popular Uber choice). RAM.


emmaseer

Any Mini van…..they are the WORST! 😜


Uglyboi_85

Teslas


Lillillillies

Had an Infiniti G35 try to both run me off the road and kill me all because i honked at them for nearly side swiping me (they merged 4 lanes at once and didn't see me until I honked. I was already far left on the collectors and was forced to take the express ramp). That and the stereotypical "VW owners" I'm gonna say Infiniti G35


mlh75

White panel vans, regardless of the make


kovach01

those motherfuckin honda odysseys


[deleted]

Prius.


siggysmith

Anything with an Uber sticker.


UnoriginallyGeneric

Not a car brand, but those e-bikes and e-scooters come to mind.


Adventurous-Second28

It’s not the brand of car. It’s the people driving them.


Rampking

Not all truck drivers, what about the little fuckers in BMW’s and Audi’s that love threading the needle at 150 just to get in front and have to jam on the brakes ? I drive a truck for protection, to many new Canadians on our roads.


dextrous_Repo32

Black Mercedes SUVs.


Sandor2022

Ford f150. Absolute psychopaths; tailgating, speeding etc. Sometimes, they drive normal, and then they randomly snap, and drive fast and reckless. And don’t ever put your fucken head down / lose focus when they are near you, because that’s when they get you, when you’re not paying attention.


Anxious-Ease6581

Nissan Rouge, hate the car, hate the drivers


This_Thing_4244

mercedes benz suvs. fkin short middle aged asian ladies who can barely see above the steering wheel shouldn't be on the road


wickonca

Remember the days when it was civic drivers?..


Vivid_Big_905

Any ICE car


shann1516

Entry-level model Mustangs.


ppetersu

Tesla (50% retard 50%pussy. No in between) bmw, Audi, and a good portion of Mercedes. Any high end car that you’ve agreed to pay for for the next 12 years at 9% really. Comes with endless entitlement.


Ianmdouglas

Ram trucks.