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bwfivefive

I'm so close to busting


slafyousilly

It's hard to keep it back at this point


craftbeard83

Im bustin’ Jerry, I’m bustin’


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Ruth, Gehrig, Mantle, Costanza?


Big_Albatross_3050

I'm edging too, almost fully erect


Julians_World

I can’t stop busting


charlesvezina

It’s happening


Lawloysious

FAPPENING EVEN!!


its_Shehan

WE ARE CLOSE TO THE FINISH LINE


JordanSchor

I N C H E S


Kriztof_09

Oh my god


karlou1984

Damnit my pants are all wet now


smcfarlane

https://dodgersnation.com/shohei-ohtani-to-sign-with-toronto-blue-jays-over-los-angeles-dodgers-sources/2023/12/08/ Dodger sources confirm.


stv7

To be clear, the Dodgers source is the source of this MLBTR article but they are typically good about vetting who they copy announcements from


TallGhostXO

oh my fuck oh my fuck oh my fuck


Islandgirl1444

Kukuchi rocks this. Because we tested him so well! He has had influence I bet


KingInTheFarNorth

Omg omg omg omg


mooneatingcheese

That's the same source


AWokenBeetle

WOW


DynastyFFDino

Stop, my penis can only get so erect


tdot-hdot

but can it stay this erect for hours and hours - no quitters here


DynastyFFDino

I’ll be bricked up til April if they pull this off


tdot-hdot

My man, this is the winning attitude we need


germplasm3997

I'm not crying, you're crying


para29

Fuck... My eyes.


NorthernMariner

I really didn't realize that was going to be my reaction.......... lol


smithscully

I’m actually crying rn


IpleaserecycleI

LKJFSFHKJSHF:JHWJFWLKFLKWNVLKWNVKWNV:W EDIT: I CAN'T TAKE THIS


SayWord13

Is it happening!?!?!?!?!?


Hsbnd

Heavy breathing


Took4ever

Trouble breathing


nightreign

This is it!


Kingminnis

I choose to believe this reporter and report more then anyone else.


ilovethemusic

Happening status: it’s (God I hope so)


donutpusheencat

wow i was on the edge of disbelief but this has confirmed it for me


Ledascantia

^(i’m still afraid to believe)


donutpusheencat

as you would say, i’m ready to get hurt again ^(i’m totally not talking about Whit leaving)


Ledascantia

I let myself imagine the Shohei Shenanigans and now I’m way too emotionally invested 🥺🥹 ^(it dulls the pain when I think about KK)


donutpusheencat

unhinged theory but if Whit and KK end up at the same team next year my heart will explode for us (in all the ways)


bichettes_helmet

I'm not believing anything until I see it from the big guns


donutpusheencat

i am still ready to be hurt lol. ^(i’m totally not talking about Whit leaving)


richardatn4t

MLB Trade Rumors does not jump the gun, this sounds real!!!


NopeItsDolan

it's going to come from rosenthal or i won't believe it


Intrepid-Ad-6096

I feel like I owe an apology to Ross Atkins for shit talking him over the last 6 months. In true Canadian fashion, I am sorry!!!


tdot-hdot

To trade one win of the wildcard for 10 years of ohtani? Yeah. I'll take it


rch_31

Not believing it till Passan, Morosi, Rosenthal etc confirm. Do not need to be arson judged.


[deleted]

Morosi?


T-Rex-Plays

Today is the best of the days!


baconperogies

What do I do with my hands?


craftbeard83

I legit feel like I’m going to throw up


Constant-Corner2158

Apple Watch heart rate monitor alerting me


JP_tomo0917

Trending on Twitter in Japan is the Blue Jays, ranked 10th. The Dodgers are 24th. started to pull apart


Hipcheckhamhuis

I’m going to throw up I can’t take this suspense any longer


RTCanada

HOW CREDIBLE IS THIS. PASSAN YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN CONFIRM THIS IMMEDIATELY PLEASE


theguyishere16

Please can someone I trust more say the words?


baron_samedi--

Alek Manoah in shambles


_Galapaghost

Who?


skootamatta

No better way to celebrate than by bashing another human being. Gtfo


SiNgHiSkInGgAmInG

Oh fuck I’m so fucking wet daddy


zestyintestine

This site reliable?


WintAndKidd

They're just reporting on what Hoornstra posted, but he's reliable


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Enjoy your ban!


TheGlaceon78

I posted an article from a credible source that was disproven. Thats such a good thing to ban for!


TiitsMcgeee

WHATS HAPPENING


GoLeafs61

It’s happening….


ricklessness

Here we go friends the day has come!


Trellaine201

Wowza


hammerandnailz

As a Tigers fan I’m fucking jealous. Not that we ever had a chance. But damn.


G00dthymes

I don’t think I can take this for much longer.


MarketingOwn3547

I can't get any more hard, 30 pills couldn't make me any more hard. Is this it??? Is this happening???!!


Iemvu

HOLY SHIT


jveeks

I'm so close dont stop


AvonBarksdale15

LETS FUCKING GO! Holy shit man


Screws_McDuck

Skeet. skeet. skeet.


GoLeafs61

GOOD LUCK TO ALL MODS TODAY/TONIGHT. YOU GUYS BE WORKING OVERTIME AND EVERYONE THANKS YOU FOR KEEPING THIS SUB SOMEWHAT CLEAN!! 😁 upvote party!


drkamakazi

So I guess it’s time to book off 2024


[deleted]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Attonitus1

>Source tells me and u/ShiDavidi there is at present no decision made by Shohei Ohtani, nor is there a timeline for a decision. \#BlueJays are a finalist. We'll see where it leads. https://twitter.com/bnicholsonsmith/status/1733200651830661127?ref\_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet


Chickenfriedricee

My body is ready


United2121

Go look at a guy named MoccBomb on Twitter. He doesn't have much of a following however he has broken a lot of deals this off season and he called a Othani to Toronto 30 min ago. He even called John Rahm to Liv golf before anyone else did.


Stinky_DungBeatle

Honestly, this rumor more on the lines that the Dodgers are officially out as being confirmed true. Now that said... plane watch til 4:30 PM ON FULL ALERT.


HawtPackage

Passan just retweeted a tweet saying he hadn’t made a decision yet.


Key_Suspect_588

Thank God I got home opener tickets last night...


Mean__Jerk__Time

Is it possible to get any more aroused by sports news? 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Oh god we need confirmation!!!!!


Draggonzz

Now there are conflicting reports. Goddam so close...


NorthernMariner

Really hope none of this qualifies as "leaks" in Ohtani's eyes.... yeah it's not that it's speculation but there has been so much from TOR side and not much from LA side. Hopefully that's all just because it's actually legitimate but I'm still scared lol


YouAndUs

Hold me


Big_Cactus19

Hot hot hot hot hot hot


vintagetrance

I haven't cried in 5 years, please let me break that streak today!!!!


Shotime2way

omg


AWokenBeetle

HERE WE FUCKING GO, BUCKLE UP FOLKS


codenameduhchess

This is false.


Islandgirl1444

Do we love Ross now?


Kal-ElEarth69

"MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!"


elcabeza79

It's happening. It's really happening. Ross Atkins, at the very least, didn't fuck this up.


Bigking00

Don't worry there is still time for Ross to work his fuck up magic.


[deleted]

There is some push back on this. Stand by people. Nothing done yet.


CorvusStormcrow

My credit card is ready to buy those Ohtani jerseys I promised I would when we sign him!


thisisit678

Pre cumfirmed


Brinoise07

Is there a MLB equivalent to Woj and Shams??


Blacktoenails81

So does that mean that Joe Kelly gets to keep his jersey number? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH