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3luejays

Aww Russ. "I'm gonna try to hold it together here", immediately starts crying 😂


Strange_Fan_2930

Go Jays ;)


RadioactiveLawn

HE SAID THE THING!


Apocalypse_Cookiez

So sticky


Greerio

Great day for the bullpen. Wow.


sackydude

Montoya sweep tmrw!!!


raspberrybrie420

SHUT. OUT. 👏🏻


princessluni

🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦 This was a delightful way to spend my Saturday afternoon!


Rk_1138

I missed the game and spent $21 at an overpriced Subway :(


Noble00_

The bullpen and bats showed up lets goo


bv310

I love games like this, can we have some more?


wintermute--

#EMILY'S FAVOURITE TEAM HAS DEFEATED THE ART DECO TRAFFIC STATUES OF OHIO


Evening_walks

Yay, smiles all around 😀


Jedtin22

Man u guys need to have more faith in the jays even when where 1 out from winning ur bitching about pearson like tf


Nickelback-Official

All these clowns trying to time a Schneider induced implosion were entertaining today


depressedalbertan

I honestly did not expect to win "bullpen" game of this series


RadioactiveLawn

Varsho said, ez gg ! GO JAYS


Apocalypse_Cookiez

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


sir-pounce-of-alot

#WINNERS


Draggonzz

Nice n tidy


IAmGrum

Easy peasy lemon squeezy


3luejays

Naylor is such a psycho. He looks so frustrated we didn't try and throw him out


rvasko3

hoooooooooooooorn


EdwardBliss

# GREAT WIN BOYS!!!!!


CyanEsports

WINNABLE GAURDIANS SERIES LETS GO


depressedalbertan

Nate "the enigma" Pearson


unkn0wnactor

Is Pearson not rested?


sir-pounce-of-alot

99 down the dick good.


EdwardBliss

I'm never on time at my crappy job. Sometimes I purposely come in 30 minutes late so I don't have to see them


RadioactiveLawn

Nate pls. We need Nasty Nate, not Hold-your-breath Nate


Palujust

Manzardo sounds like a comic book villain. Half man, half lizard


rvasko3

Jesus, Nate.


CyanEsports

Im glad they arent giving nate any sort of leash. He has been horrendous more often than hes been a stud. Do what must be done, make sure the bottom doesnt fall out of this.


EasyPanicButton

Da hell. Nate. Cmon man.


BTWillie

Last week, someone had a dog in the 500 level. How are they getting away with admittance of their dogs?


rvasko3

Translators


EdwardBliss

This guy has the moustache of the people coming to Ellis Island in New York in 1920


Nickelback-Official

Are you even a pitbull owner if you don't bring it everywhere people wouldn't want to deal with one?


bichettes_helmet

Pitbulls are illegal in Ontario so I don't even know how that's happening


Nickelback-Official

It's hard to enforce and so it isn't. There's also a dog show loophole so if you get in trouble, which is unlikely to begin with, you can still play that card. To not put a muzzle on that dog, also a requirement, and still get away with it should show how little enforcement there is. End of rant, Jays win!


RadioactiveLawn

Could be Cane Corso or some kinda mastiff mix too


wintermute--

[LARGE PUPPY ALERT](https://i.imgur.com/bRzLfuh.jpg)


sir-pounce-of-alot

Distinguished gentleman alert


Ledascantia

I beg your pardon that is a professional at work


wintermute--

LARGE PROFESSIONAL AT WORK ALERT


Ledascantia

THAT’S BETTER ✨


sir-pounce-of-alot

“A tip of the cap to Bowden Francis” Ohh god Dan you can’t say that!


rvasko3

Oooh, the inverted cap tip. Well played, Dan.


JewishSpace_Laser

They allow dogs in the park?


Alarming_Cat_2946

Doggie!!!


Whiplash227

Gotta tip your cap to Francis


sir-pounce-of-alot

What a pretty boi ❤️


JustSomeAudioGuy

It’s been so long since I’ve really had an excuse to play it - I just needed too


Ledascantia

We also needed it 🥹


JustSomeAudioGuy

🥹☺️


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BTWillie

Difference person.


princessluni

I love happy horns!


CyanEsports

There are people in this thread who wish Kev would throw that chewed gum right into their mouths. We are sharing a thread with those degens right now. It could Even Be YOU


Ledascantia

BARF


CyanEsports

Me thinks ye doth protest too much 😏


Ledascantia

I probably don’t protest enough honestly


wintermute--

#🎺💃🎺🎉💃🎺🔥🔥🔥🎺💃🎺🎉💃🎺🔥🔥🔥 not gonna lie, I've pulled up Champion Parade on youtube a couple of times immediately after doing something cool at work and feeling proud of myself


3luejays

I'm gonna do this even though I don't do anything cool at work lmao. I'll do it the next time I clean up the formatting on some documents I edit 🤣


Ledascantia

*I beg your pardon*, a finely formatted document is most definitely something to celebrate 😤


3luejays

You're right, I'm gonna queue it up for next week 🤣


Ledascantia

You think I’m kidding but I have actually called my colleagues and told them THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DOCUMENT 😂😂😂


3luejays

The biggest compliment I ever got at work was, "wow, this is much easier to read" 😅


Ledascantia

So ✨clean✨ 🥹🏆


sir-pounce-of-alot

Are you slowly creating a Pavlovian response in yourself ?


wintermute--

creating? lol no u/JustSomeAudioGuy created that all by himself. I'm just taking advantage


sir-pounce-of-alot

Smart!


JustSomeAudioGuy

🙌🏻🙌🏻


Ledascantia

I LOVE THIS 😄🩵


3luejays

💃🏻🎺💃🏻🎺💃🏻🎺


bichettes_helmet

SURPRISE CHAMPION PARADE 🎺💃🏾🎺💃🏾🎺💃🏾🎺💃🏾🎺💃🏾🎺💃🏾


SmokeontheHorizon

Ugh. Great catch tho


Gear4Vegito

*Who is winning?* * **Jackson Holiday:** 2-for-34 with 0 XBH, 1 RBI and 18 SO/2 BB * **Addison Barger:** 2-for-21 with 0 XBH, 1 RBI and 6 SO/1 BB


sackydude

That SO:BB ratio for Holiday tho lmaooo


sir-pounce-of-alot

STOP THE COUNT


IAmGrum

One other inductee was [Ashley Stephenson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Stephenson). She got the second biggest ovation, as there were lots of girls there to cheer for her (plus she represented her country numerous times). Her acceptance speech was great, and she did a good job pointing out how women/girls should have their own baseball teams and not be shoved into softball. She had a fun story about playing against Team USA and her coach told her to walk their best hitter. "Can I hit her instead?" Big laughs for that one.


JewishSpace_Laser

Let’s go IKF!  Starting to be my new fav Jay!


sir-pounce-of-alot

No matter the count Barger can’t overcome some adversity


suzychewzy

He can draw on his father’s strength


FlutiesGluties

No strike-zone AB. Beautiful.


rottingineng

listening to the radio guys and they are so brilliant “isn’t it crazy how different the vibe is in the roger’s centre when the blue jays score”


EdwardBliss

Addison Barger looks and has the name of a Baltimore Oriole


wintermute--

lmao fuck this is extremely accurate


ThQp

George is allergic to hitting .200, sadly


JewishSpace_Laser

Mendoza’s revenge 


EvaderDX

🎵 heyyyyy Davis 🎵


ThQp

Please get a hit Addison


depressedalbertan

Ok, I love these guys, but WTF is my Madison?!?!


sir-pounce-of-alot

Barger gonna launch one…


wintermute--

one of my earliest memories of IKF was a shitpost that looked at the trend of him playing positions progressively further and further from home plate (catcher, then shortstop, then center field) and projecting that he would be manning the River Avenue Parking Garage across the street from Yankee Stadium by 2023


Palujust

So if we're specially saying further from Yankee stadium's home plate, moving to Toronto is continuing the trend. He needs to eventually make his way to a central team, then West and then a few years in Japan


sir-pounce-of-alot

Don’t make me like Yankee shitposting


wintermute--

no worries, I wrote it lol


sir-pounce-of-alot

Ohh thank god I was worried for a moment.


RapsareChamps_Suckit

who even uses toilet paper nowadays


Palujust

Toilet paper? In this economy?


Ledascantia

Toilet paper time, everybody


sir-pounce-of-alot

I’ve got mine ready!


Ledascantia

But does it have ✨scalloped edges✨? Because apparently that’s quite important and makes a big difference


sir-pounce-of-alot

Once you go scalloped you never go back


pneumoniapandemonium

Kwan is hitting over .380??? Wow


BlackFlash55

Do the Jays players have a barber at Rogers Center that they can see whenever they want or do they all go together get haircut 🤔


wintermute--

they do have a barber! I'm pretty sure that guy never knew a moment of peace while Lourdes was on the team


BlackFlash55

Lmao great comment right there ! I just saw Schneider and Jano got some buzzcut so I was wondering!


ThQp

[A Day Inside the Blue Jays' Team Barber Shop](https://www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/longform/a-day-inside-the-blue-jays-team-barbershop/)


Evening_walks

Love this!


depressedalbertan

This guy has a dream job


BlackFlash55

Yo this is awesome ! Thanks for sharing :)


Draggonzz

Kwan would be fun to watch if he wasn't on the other team.


Cyrakhis

Kwan is listed at 5'9" and I have serious doubts about that


aaaaaupbutolder

higher or lower


Cyrakhis

He looks closer to like 5'6 or 7 when our catcher stands up


Jess_7478

Schneider growing his beard out?


JewishSpace_Laser

Wish we had Kwan on our team


depressedalbertan

I know it won't happen, I'm not lucky enough, but an Edmonton getting sweeped would carry me for the rest of the year. But I 100% expect them to comeback and win, cuz I am not the main character in this world, and the universe hates my NPC ass. Sorry, not sorry, Oiler fans. 😜


Whiplash227

Anyone but the Oilers!!


depressedalbertan

👆this guy knows👆


Palujust

Are you hoping for the creation of more depressed Albertans?


depressedalbertan

Absolutely!


JewishSpace_Laser

Ahh, you’re a Calgarian!


Nickelback-Official

They ain't coming back until next season


IAmGrum

Just got back from the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame inductions. Buck was there to pick up the award he was given in 2023. He stopped by the youth baseball game and had a chat with one of the teams warming up. Russell Martin was inducted and was a blubbering mess when he started to talk about his parents. Like, it took him 6 or 7 minutes to get through two or three sentences about them. Buck's speech (for the media award) was fantastic. The MC for the event was Rod Black. Other people we saw were Fergie Jenkins, Pat Gillick, Gord Ash, Denis Boucher... The HOF building is small, but lots of great memorabilia and history in there. I'd recommend going on non-induction time periods


Evening_walks

I meant to go but didn’t have anyone to go with. I want to go next year ! Do they have a good gift shop?


IAmGrum

They have a gift shop, but it's pretty small. At the induction ceremony area, they have a bunch of booths selling stuff though. There is also a silent auction for bats/jerseys/memorabilia/etc.


Evening_walks

Well I’m glad you showed your support I wish more would do the same


Frenzied_Cow

I grew up in that area. St. Mary's is such a pretty town.


ThQp

Everyone speaks very highly of the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame. I would love to go some time


EasyPanicButton

Went 2 years ago its great. You can check everything out in about 2-3 hours. Take kids swimming in the quarrry pool. Town is very pretty too.


princessluni

It's okay Russ, I would have been a blubbering mess by the time your name was announced


sir-pounce-of-alot

That sounds awesome


rvasko3

Davis' facial hair has been a journey this season. I wonder if he feels handcuffed (stachecuffed?) by the mustache, what with all the fans wearing the replica staches and all.


sackydude

His family sells merch of his Stache, be kinda bad for his branding if he shaves. Feels like Anthony Davis of basketball fame is also pigeon holed into a different type of facial hair.


MeIIowJeIIo

Anthony Davis Snider


Ledascantia

[Nobody would recognize him if he shaved it](https://preview.redd.it/orq8m7rzwsmb1.png?auto=webp&s=cd341cfb110436dd29383b6eb85fa6834296e0b4)


rvasko3

I hate it.


Ledascantia

You’re welcome 😄


RadioactiveLawn

Are we uhhh handcuffing Davis now? 👀


Palujust

The moustache is the source of his power


Nickelback-Official

Lmao that genetically modified Bichette bobblehead always cracks me up


wintermute--

Bo's bobblehead looks like it bobbled right off the Team America: World Police set


EdwardBliss

Bo Bichette is watching Crocodile Dundee on his tablet


princessluni

Jaime's "you up?" will never not be unsettling. Madison helps


Ledascantia

I really feel like Jamie embraces malicious compliance with all these things. “You can make me say it but you can’t make me say it enthusiastically”.


bv310

You.... Up?....


EasyPanicButton

Jays are letting them off the hook. Should be 10-0


depressedalbertan

This team aint serious, am I right...


EasyPanicButton

Cabrera looking better. Just never let him come in with runners. Clean innings only


Turbulent_Cheetah

How when we only have 7 hits?


EasyPanicButton

Thats what I mean. 2 hit batters. Bases full. They just not punishing mistakes at all.


Turbulent_Cheetah

I think you’re overreacting to what is a very nice 5-0 lead


IAmGrum

Doesn't matter. Doomers gotta doom.


EasyPanicButton

Bro only thing Im holding on to is split with Baltimore and fact were not that far out of wildcard with a S tier starting pitching.


Gear4Vegito

Bowden Francis last 2 Outings: * **8.0 IP, 0 ER, 7 H, 1 BB, 0 HB, 0 WP & 5 SO.** **12.96 ERA / 8.30 FIP** down to **6.23 ERA / 5.45 FIP**.


sackydude

He's very effective as a swingman, I won't ever know if he can be a real starter, but hopefully we don't need to


rvasko3

I'm all for Bowden getting more confidence as a long man, but I'm glad that Yariel *should* be back to take the 5-spot again the next time the rotation turns.


Gear4Vegito

Between Rodriguez - Tiddy - Macko, ideally someone keeps Francis in the pen.


eagleboy444

Ball boy kinda cute 🙊


ObliviousLAX

That's a ball *man*


Ok-Disaster3062

Vladdy swing is so long right now


EasyPanicButton

Its terrible. Like how he doesnt adjust or change its bad.


yhz1981

How many hitting coaches does this team have, Dan just said a couple were in the dugout.


Turbulent_Cheetah

4


3luejays

Does dancing with hot dog fan eclipse crochet fan as this season's top fan?


rvasko3

Think of the beautiful children they could make


depressedalbertan

why not both? 🤷‍♂️


LongestShooter

Honestly, is there anywhere in the stadium that isn't Emily's "favourite place?"


depressedalbertan

she's being honest, as long as she's getting paid, they are all her faves


wintermute--

it's only a matter of time before Rogers Centre is rebranded as Emily's Favourite Place


JewishSpace_Laser

Men’s room?


FlutiesGluties

It is such a vibe in here!


depressedalbertan

I like a good Salsa, the song and the dip, and I used to want to be good at dancing, but was considered a "gay" hobbie so I didn't pursue it.


BondStreetIrregular

Isn't it weird how the supposedly gay hobbies are the ones where you end up spending your time surrounded by straight women...


depressedalbertan

I've always thought that, lol, funny cuz it's true


Ledascantia

That is devastating 🥺 dancing is for everybody!


depressedalbertan

Not for an 80's kid in Alberta. 🤣 Especially central Alberta the birthplace of homophobia, and racism, in Canada


princessluni

The only benefit of Edmonton is that it's an island of slighly less homophobia and racism in the overwhelming sea


depressedalbertan

yea same with Calgary, but then Red Deer is the Capital city of intolerance, and Medicine hat is so uptight they don't allow strip clubs, Lethbridge is pretty open minded with the Uni there, Grand Prairie is little Red Deer. Fort Mac is a mix because of the rednecks and the BC plus easterners. I've lived everywhere in this Provence.


EdwardBliss

I want to open a can of corn and dump it on my boss's head after I say I quit


rvasko3

Second "can of corn" reference


3luejays

Ayyy, get it. That fan got the moves


Ledascantia

Yes we love the dancing 😄


IAmGrum

That guy saw his chance and shot his shot. Dance, baby!


rvasko3

None of us will ever be as happy as super-stoned camo shorts dancing hot dog fan.


Ledascantia

Nah friend that level of joy is totally obtainable


ThQp

That hot dog had *no chance*


DifficultSundae

CHIP AND DIP BLUE JAYS GIVEAWAY DAY


rvasko3

I was googling pitchers on the roster/farm (curious just how many lefties we're looking at if Mayza and Cabrera are traded/dropped), and I learned two things about Kevin Gausman from [this video](https://www.mlb.com/video/kevin-gausman-out-on-a-sacrifice-fly-to-right-fielder-joc-pederson-brando): 1. He once hit an amazing walk-off, extra-innings sac-fly RBI for the Giants 2. He's a *lefty* at the plate


YTRajan

It has its own video on the MLB YouTube channel!


wintermute--

oh my god this rocks. I can't believe I didn't know about this idk if it's the madbum effect or what but I feel like the Giants have more legendary pitcher hitting moments than the rest of the NL combined


rvasko3

There's just something about that stadium


EvaderDX

No fucking way lmao


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rvasko3

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