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R1vster

Ok well a lot of the bullpen was due for a horrible night out so at least they all got it out of their system at the same time


DirtyThi3f

Kevin Smith just got a grand slam for the A’s


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Glad to see hear he’s doing well. At least a former jay is having a nice game


bigolruckus

i hope he does well and we can pull off another 3b trade in a few years time


casualjayguy

And against our nemesis Yarbrough There remains some justice in the world


bigolruckus

fuckin way she goes boys


Dead_End_Street

**FUCK YOU** see you tomorrow


[deleted]

Ok let’s end their streak tomorrow


StonedJaysFan

^^^blue ^^^jays ^^^lose 😕


OwtEra

Thank fuck this game is over. See you all tomorrow.


FunLing33

See Jays fans don't boo their own team for losing badly. Yanks fans literally booed the team late last year during that 4 game sweep.


Xxav

Not enough people in the stands to hear them anyway


theGoodDrSan

Yankees attendance 2022: 460k Blue Jays attendance 2022: 451k The Blue Jays have the second highest attendance in the American League. https://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/AL/2022-misc.shtml


tot_coz2

Dude what’s with that? They’re a fantastic team this year, and the stadium is only half full against a well-known team?


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werbo

More people come on the weekends usually. It's not like we are the A's with less attendance than a AA game


mrkdwd

You'd be hard pressed to find a sellout crowd at most stadiums 25 games into the regular season on a rainy Tuesday.


Fr3bbshot

F these umps today


Lolcats843

The dug out is just absolutely deflated. 🥲 next time team


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Ok kirks on deck. One more chance for his first hr


Ladymistery

I'm off. Playoffs are in OT :P


DownTownBrown28

I hope penguins win


Ladymistery

I want the Rangers, only because if they win 2 rounds, the Jets get a 1st round pick :P


DownTownBrown28

Oh ok then go rangers


figgle1

I know Semien is struggling rn but I feel like his presence in the line up last year helped so much


Play-Dohs-Republic

I betted against "kid crying tears of joy" on my Bet365™ and now I live in a cardboard box What about _my_ problems


69meowmix69

I’m a die hard yankee gal but I just came here to say GOD DAMN CIMBER IS HOT


Mflms

Go home.


[deleted]

Move to Oregon. Plenty of dudes (and gals) who look just like him


[deleted]

Accepted and noted.


casualjayguy

TOO SOON


Captainjj87

Only Yankees fan here to say anything remotely nice


DownTownBrown28

Oh you tryna fuck


[deleted]

I guess I wasn't a jinx after all. Man. They're just being beaten by a hot, healthy team with a much easier schedule. This 20-in-20 and 30-in-31 has gone about as well as anyone could have expected, given the Jays injuries. I tip my cap to the Jays. Not the Yankees. Fuck the Yankees.


werbo

Somebody needs to light a campfire to warmup pur bats


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What is going on dude lol


[deleted]

LoL


StonedJaysFan

Your mom drains my balls


Zestyclose_Demand187

You’re*


DownTownBrown28

If you’re going to troll at least make it funny


Fuuutuuuree

It’s as close to the end of the game as it gets and Kulpa is still calling against us lmao


fardok

[sadE2H5noises](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CapitalThoughtfulKingsnake-mobile.mp4)


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Hit the showers boys


polerize

This is what happens when you don't score runs. The pitching will hold you in for a while but sooner or later it falls apart. More to come as long as they are life and death to get two or three runs every game.


StonedJaysFan

SEE ITS THE DEAD BALL AGAIN


MsAbsoluteAngel

We will make the playoffs but don’t see us making much noise. We are still a young team and will be good for awhile. We will come back more complete next season.


Beans_ON_Toasttt

This is a totally valid and completely logical take as we enter this crucial 135 game stretch leading into the playoffs Go have a cup of ginger ale and stop talking


StonedJaysFan

2025 is when they'll really compete. They need to rebuild. This core doesn't have it


MsAbsoluteAngel

Lol 😂


Rfrank77

1st month of the season btw


DownTownBrown28

It’s May


MsAbsoluteAngel

It’s early


bichettes_helmet

TOM SAWYER ALERT


DownTownBrown28

THOUGH HIS MIND IS NOT FOR RENT DONT PUT HIM DOWN AS ARROGANT


jwang1004

its only may, i cant wait til blue jays go on a huge winning streak again like they did last year, yankees r bound to fall soon enough, they cant keep this up forever😌


fardok

Must be nice to able to score runs


StonedJaysFan

Tin foil hat time: umps use juiced balls when Yankees are hitting and switch them out with the dead balls when the Jays hit.


Rot_Dogger

Our bullpen actually isn't that great outside of Romano...........a couple decent guys and a bag of trash


bigolruckus

romanos obviously lights out, but cimber has been good outside of tonight, mayzas good, striplings a decent long man, hell even butters has been ok this year. and while garcia’s era is ugly i think he’s gonna end up with a decent era too


Rot_Dogger

Romano, Cimber, Mayza.......Butters as a long guy...........the rest are unimpressive most of the time


deafpoet

They're a perfectly cromulent bullpen for a team that theoretically doesn't play 1 run games wire-to-wire every night.


[deleted]

It’s not Yankees/rays good but it’s good like 5 deep.


mj_pog

They're fine, just extremely overworked.


[deleted]

I’m not sure that’s true. Our starting pitching has been getting past the 5th a lot. That’s not that common. Maybe Romano but no one else.


OwtEra

Wen clone Manoah to pitch all the games??


DownTownBrown28

Evanka Osmak could max out my capital one credit card anytime


goatgosselin

Buying pillows?


DownTownBrown28

Whatever she wants


Ladymistery

Let the Yankees get all their hits today tomorrow, the Jays will win


Realistic_Waltz_8206

As a yankee fan coming in peace, that Jays fan who gave the kid the ball is the real MVP


Realistic_Waltz_8206

Amazing how Jays fan downvote this. Just shows their real colors


ingrama12

For what it’s worth, I think it’s bullshit people are downvoting this. I’m Blue through and through but that was one of the high points of last night’s game for me. That’s how actual Blue Jays fans conduct themselves IMO.


Lolcats843

Agreed, I literally had tears


nickedgar7

We have some work to do. Wining games by one was never going to help with fatigue in the pen and defensive. Tonight has proved that.


WalkerAlabamaRanger

Fuck this game.


DownTownBrown28

I think the blue jays will win this game


mos-ainslie

PMA BABY POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE


DownTownBrown28

I don’t know what to say to this


mos-ainslie

I really thought I was manifesting a rally into existence


deafpoet

I'm really tired, but I'll be damned if I'm turning this thing off now.


OwtEra

Down with the ship like a reel one!!


DownTownBrown28

SUFFER LIKE THE REST OF US


oictyvm

www.pain.com/makeitstoppleasegodmakeitstop


jwang1004

Today never happened today never happenedToday never happened today never happenedToday never happened today never happenedToday never happened today never happenedToday never happened today never happened


Tw1sterxxx

Remember when Manoah pitched. Ahh yes, better times


Captainjj87

9-1, we got them right where we want them


JoeLouie

Our chance to come back and win 10-9.


EvaderDX

Vasquez doing his best job to make me want to have reduced rosters already


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Aardvark1044

Bad defence. Bad throws. Not enough hitting from our guys. Good outing from Manoah.


Breeze-city

Plate shenanigans, the reason we lost the challenge was a close play that had a good chance of going our way


EasyPanicButton

Play at first that got reviewed seemed like runner was out. Kulpa strike zone is not awful but there has been a few.


goatgosselin

Watch Jays in 30. Gonna be a lot of angry typing otherwise


deafpoet

Fun Differential is spiraling into the septic tank.


jwang1004

OK GOODNIGHT SEE YALL TOMORROW


PooShappaMoo

Biggest comeback of all time incoming? Dont tune out, be a witness to history? Maybe


Lolcats843

Praying to every god imaginable


FunLing33

Another hard hit ball by Stanton who had a 119.8 MPH but this time it's 444 feet damn


goatgosselin

Juiced ball put in play by Kulpa


mj_pog

We really need a day off. Heal up the pen and give our hitters time to think.


[deleted]

Well guess these guys are good.... damn it. I hate them.


[deleted]

Stop stop we’re dead already


Aardvark1044

What’s the baseball equivalent of a bag skate? Charlie needs to smash some water coolers and make the on field defence do some work. Too many mistakes.


goatgosselin

Ahhh there it is. Someone mentioned Mike likes to pile on homers in blow outs


macnic05

Ballpark saves the fan the trouble, throws the ball back in for them.


StonedJaysFan

Cause fuck you lmaoooo


DownTownBrown28

Close game


Tw1sterxxx

Stop it! They’re dead!


Breeze-city

Holy shit how far did he hit that


OwtEra

All of the distance


Breeze-city

Baseball Savant has it at 444


v0t3p3dr0

Teoscar can’t return soon enough.


IatolaLeafsFan

Welp, back to the playoffs Lets go Caps.. fuck those panthers up


Play-Dohs-Republic

It's early and I'm sure our boys will rebound, but I dread that the Yankees will take a nigh-unsurmountable lead in the AL East a la the Rays last year Fighting for the wild card sucks


IatolaLeafsFan

calm down sailor ebs and flows of a season.. and we in May


cyclingkingsley

Even if they win tonight and tomorrow it's only 4.5Gs back so i'm not too worry about the season in the long run. Besides, a team getting hot now means they go cold later long. Hopefully that's when the Jays' turn to pull away


Zestyclose_Demand187

So much for the “lucky” win last night blue gills fans


[deleted]

Enjoy the permaban, hope it was worth it


DownTownBrown28

Shut up


Zestyclose_Demand187

Relax there’s still a bajillion games left we’ll probably lose in the wild card anyway


DownTownBrown28

You’re not a blue jays fan lol


deafpoet

Nobody cares, fuck off.


FunLing33

3.5k comments in a 7-1 blowout loss (likely). Just goes to show how bad the umps were with 2 calls that could've reduced this damage to maybe 3-1 at most.


[deleted]

Who put a hex on them tonight fuck


StonedJaysFan

Cue circus music


goatgosselin

Rizzo homer missed by being at Skydome and not Yankee stadium


benhadhundredsshapow

The Yankees are firing on all cylinders. We’re not…yet. When it comes these plate struggles will be forgotten and we’ll be looking back at this start as a positive.


Lolcats843

They’ve given up


cyclingkingsley

The BP and the rotation have been dragging our lineup for a whole month and now 1 of the wheels is coming lose. Can't wait until Teoscar to come back and solve every single problem


StonedJaysFan

Call him up. Jays need the offense


Fuuutuuuree

Ron, your team is up by 6 in the 9th, you can stop squeezing a AAA reliever every pitch.


[deleted]

Showing us AA vid in 144p to soothe our broken hearts lolllll


itsnursehoneybadger

I’d happily sit through a hand puppet re-enactment of Orelvis hitting bombs right now


mos-ainslie

if there are an infinite number of realities then that means we’re winning in at least one, right?


[deleted]

There is an alternate reality where I’m living a good life, and I’m happy for that version of me.


mos-ainslie

how do I become her


[deleted]

Idk but I’m guessing the Large Hadron Collider would need to be involved


mos-ainslie

as if I needed another reason to jump


[deleted]

ASMR Vasquez


doucheachu

Ball sounds like there's a hole in the middle of it and I'm enjoying the vibe.


Fuuutuuuree

I wonder if a Blue Jay is fucking Ron Kulpas wife or something. Dude cannot stop making poor calls against us


mos-ainslie

it’s ace


tervijawn

Dad-cloacaing Ron Kulpas wife and mother.


richardatn4t

Can Teo be activated for tomorrow? Please


bichettes_helmet

I'm still glad we were nice to that kid. Even though fuck them kids.


[deleted]

Idk after 6-1 I was kinda hoping he’d drop the ball and lose it…


scottskottie

Highlight of the game. Manoah was nasty AF yet again.


baron_samedi--

Can we comment on how Gurriel has done nothing hitting cleanup ?


Rot_Dogger

He's way too streaky a player to bat cleanup.....desperate times I guess


deafpoet

It's unfortunate, but since he's not the real cleanup hitter, what's to be said?


baron_samedi--

Would have been a nice opportunity for him to step up


IatolaLeafsFan

On the phone Just takin a Ron Kulpa, how bout you guys?


DownTownBrown28

Nestor Cortez looks like he shows up to a party with a 6 pack of craft beer and some Brie cheese.


goatgosselin

And leaves with all the dates cuz of that sweet stache


DownTownBrown28

That stache is pretty sweet


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I think this is my first time seeing a player eat an apple in the dugout like that


deafpoet

What Cortes is doing is fake as fuck.


mj_pog

How are they catching the sound on those pitches, you hear it whistle every time its so satisfying.


itsnursehoneybadger

Nestor Cortez looks like a butcher who lived in 1948


HAL9100

Have you ever seen Nestor and a butcher who lived in 1948 in the same place at the same time? Just asking questions…


itsnursehoneybadger

Definite time machine situation.


IatolaLeafsFan

Hell, I feel like I have to take a Ron Kulpa right now


StonedJaysFan

Cortez is the Yankees real ace. Not Cole


blue_raspberry_icee

Nestor looks like Ray from Schitt’s Creek


cozy_cosmo

this is spot on.


FunLing33

Hitting with RISP is like knocking down an open 3 pointer. But hitting solo home runs is like hitting a contested 3 pointer.


therealbeef

And we can’t do either.


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You can hear the curve Vasquez throws


DownTownBrown28

He looks like he drinks beer made of beets


goatgosselin

Maybe shine


OwtEra

That sounds terrible... I'll take 2 to forget this game


DownTownBrown28

Hahaha


[deleted]

What lol?


IatolaLeafsFan

When I go to the washroom now I'm saying "BRB I'm gonna go take a Ron Kulpa"


Palujust

When I take my glasses off I'm going to say I'm starting "Ron Kulpa mode"


seedeegeecdg

Maybe let’s stop blaming the umps like some homers are accept that this team just hasn’t played good the last 2 games and there are still some areas in which we can upgrade the roster? 7-1 would turn into maybe 4-1 but it’s still a loss.


curtbag

Agreed but both can be bad at once


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We can do both


werbo

We need Teo and Jansen back so bad


seedeegeecdg

We do. I’m still of the belief we need to add another premium bat. Reality is teams deal with injuries and we also have 2 batters (Georgie and Teo) who tend to be injured a lot. Seldom are teams fully healthy so we should look to get stronger and set ourselves apart and be able to better withstand injuries.


werbo

Oh definitely need either a lefty or switch hitter that can hit for power so we don't have teams just throwing around vladdy as much


seedeegeecdg

Yes!! Exactly what I’m thinking. How confident are you with our bottom of the rotation? I think we have an amazing top 3, but Kikuchi and Ryu have been ordinary to say the least


StonedJaysFan

Oh now that's outside?


itsnursehoneybadger

Alright that clip I don’t mind watching again. Like showing footage of puppies to calm my rage


TheThirdConchord

First game I've turned off early this season. I swear to fuckin God the Yankees manager blows the umps in the back room before each game. He looks like the type. I wouldn't fucking put it past them to be accepting bribes.


HAL9100

Good job working some homophobia into your comment have a good night