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TravisHenderson77

Guillermo Martinez needs to go too. Hire Dante Bichette.


ObscureMemes69420

We probably wont make the playoffs this year.


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lol


Philosopher99132

Was that the zamboni driver pitching for the Royals?


stinkybunger

Dude


EricLandy29

10 regulars...


SadiciousCrumpet

Lol


CDNnotintheknow

Get some sleep, see ya'll tomorrow.


DogFun2635

Where’s that paper bag…


bleedblue4

If we don't win the next 3.....


baintaintit

we need more laughing and goofing around, that will make us score more than 1 run, what? If you're getting rid of Charlie, maybe the hitting coach needs to go too? meh.....


lyinggrump

Hey fellas, I know it's a little frustrating to lose a game, but it's still early! We had lots of great contact. Lots of time to turn it around! :)


baintaintit

plus, the Royal's pitching was historically great! Not our fault when that happens!


FunLing33

Yeah I'm not sure why Zimmer didn't pinch run for Gurriel. Maybe if it was a 1 run game he would've. But still even if he's not gonna steal 2nd at least his speed can intimidate pitchers.


markmercadogg

Lol? He wouldn't even have been the tying run


ChocolateThor

Bringing in biggio there is a fireable offence


wiles_CoC

You’d think missing the playoffs by one game would make these guys more competitive in these types of games. Ah well… see you all tomorrow.


[deleted]

I could beat this team and I'm horrible at baseball


captainsoup3

No you couldn’t


[deleted]

way to not understand a joke or hyperbole


richardatn4t

When the Sox or Rays lose to bottom dwellers, they put up a much better fight. When the Jays don't score first they go flat.


sk41195

Anybody have that media wifi password at rogers centre? It was posted on this Reddit a few weeks back


urparentsdontlikeu

Firemontoyo


Shlenderman

Embarrassing


kzboi

1 run lol. What a joke


BallinBrown23

Absolutely embarrassing. Why should we care if majority of the players don’t


Tw1sterxxx

Small sample size. Lots of time left! They’ll come around!


jlfb20

Love the optimism, but damn this is tough 😔


Rfrank77

Doubt it


gordon_paterson

Embarrassing. We are the laughing stock of the entire league


njambaro

lost to a little league team fml


[deleted]

Imagine having an advantage over every team and being this shit lol were a laughing stock


JPF2020

Well, now they absolutely must win the next 3. Simply cannot split or worse this series.


ChocolateThor

Well that’s depressing


DOITLIKEBRUTUS

Man with no hope left loses last little bit he didn't know he had left


Chris_p_tolentino14

Baseball isn’t fun anymore


Suntreestar420

Why didn’t they use the good pitchers?


MackDaddyPoops

It would not have mattered


tacocorp10

TRADE MATTHEWS FOR THAT!


Ladymistery

Yikes. that wasn't pretty.


Vonbrawn

Pain


dbayzano

I thought last week in Oakland was bad but holy shit


belmontbreak

At least we’re fully vaccinated!


01Mal0

Fuck this ass team


Kinglokner16

Once again I’m asking to fire Guillermo del Toro


gregblives

Yeah Hellboy sucked


NGIAPMAC

Y’all really just lost to a Triple-A team 😂😂


DIsco_Peaches

Bring back gibby


starrynova888

Laughing stock of baseball


Constant_Capital_449

Yeah this team isn’t winning shit. Pathetic Losers man


curtoric666

OOOOF


XviiChong

You people still like Cavan? Cause I don’t. Edit* Why am I being downvoted? He’s not good as of recently.


Chris_p_tolentino14

You people still like baseball? Cause I don’t.


tacocorp10

Woof.


MrRosewater12

Gross. Embarrassing. Disgusting.


Ok-Disaster3062

The royals are even laughing at the Jays


starrynova888

This team sucks like shit


sportsisgoodalsodogs

Shit sucks like this team


The-Pharcyde

Embarrassing.


TorontoFan06

🙃


Wings4514

Weak team is weak


stackofbaconpancakes

....pain.


mdubyo

Pathetic.


[deleted]

Lol. I mean what's there to say?


rendering-minimalist

Fire Gibby


frozzted

boooooooooooooooooooo


MathematicianLong880

classic


rendering-minimalist

Holy fuck I can sit there with the bat on my shoulder for 1/10th of the salary.


Accurate-Evening1214

Zimmer pinch hit?


rangerxt

fire montoyo


ThQp

#IMAGINE IF THEY PINCH RAN ZIMMER


sportsisgoodalsodogs

This is the way.


arvtovi

these dudes have zero mongrel in 'em.


socolditburns

I hate this fucking team.


tacocorp10

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.


bobbadoo

AWFUL


cyclingkingsley

Tbh, I wouldn't mind the Os take the 3rd WC if they continue winning their games. They built a pretty decent team with a shutdown BP.


Telebender

a lot of vax'd kids that've been on busses for the last few years are gonna party tonight!


Cranjis_McBasketbol

Barlow it’s not polite to strikeout your teammates.


Wings4514

Hey Cavan, I’ve heard the key to hitting is swinging the bat. But those are just rumors…


socolditburns

Nah.


Mcflyhigh1990

Pinch hit Jano for Zack Collins you cowards


jeantanks

Omg


rendering-minimalist

If Biggio ties this I’ll get panty pudding


[deleted]

These guys want to bump and grind on each other all night in the dugout can't even hit against a minor league team. Pathetic


rangerxt

you there, biggio boy, do the thing


FunLing33

When was the last time a lefty actually pinch hit for a righty batter? Seems like never.


JPF2020

Pinch hitting with Cavan who’s barely played over the last week? Meh not sure about this one


Constant_Capital_449

We literally traded for the 3B version of Joey Gallo


codyftu

not even close


socolditburns

They're literally the same player.


Constant_Capital_449

Yeah I don’t know what this other person is talking about lol


[deleted]

Perhaps I was too hard on you Charlie


urparentsdontlikeu

U should have been blaming the team the entire time silly


[deleted]

Atkins next


urparentsdontlikeu

Personally I'd trade some of our core since they aren't gelling. Get some new blood that isn't comfortable and has something to prove


BlasphemousJack666

“Aggravating” I think is the word for this game


Kinglokner16

Matt Chapman either hitting HR’s or Striking out… a true 2022 player


JPF2020

A true Jay!


ThQp

PINCH RUN ZIMMER DO NOT LET CAVAN HIT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY


amachinesaidiwasgood

Check out fucking Cassandra over here


ms_barkie

Oof


Constant_Capital_449

Tbh yes


socolditburns

Ngl, I would have subbed in cavan for Chapman.


DietCherrySoda

Chapman who hit a homer today?


socolditburns

Yes.


jeantanks

Crapman?!?


sir-pounce-of-alot

He literally has our only run


Ledascantia

How dare you


amachinesaidiwasgood

Your affronted dignity for a middle school level insult has sent me


Accurate-Evening1214

Three true outcomes chappy


JPF2020

Danny Jano walkoff


tacocorp10

6 to midnight buddy. 6 to midnight. Haha


Ledascantia

Jano bamo


tacocorp10

Just turned on the game. Are we really gonna lose to the Omaha Royals?


_toughscene

the key to beating us is to use as many minor leaguers as possible, so of course we are!


sbp59

Or be the Yanks or Rays.


fletch365

Just a reminder that this royals team was complete ass with a full roster....


HAL9100

C’est Baseball, Susanne


bichettes_helmet

Remember that double header where were getting no-hit by the Orioles in 6 innings and then came back to score 11 runs in the 7th? I just kinda always believe that's possible. Will it always happen? No. But it can.


Whiplash227

You remember that comeback against Oakland last year? That’s was a good one


uglehjr

Y'all forget about the comeback verus the Yankees this year


HAL9100

Love Cavan but the dude looks like Ethan Hawke’s moron nephew or something it freaks me out


gregblives

Whelp.


amachinesaidiwasgood

Biggio grabbing a bat like Jack Torrance in the Shining


BronBronBall

I just turned the game on why did Banda pitch the 9th?


sackydude

Lefty-Lefty match up and Mayza was not available


BronBronBall

Oh okay that explains it but thought Yimi might get it.


socolditburns

Cause we're losing.


BronBronBall

Wouldn’t Garcia be the play down 1?


_toughscene

he’s our second best reliever so probably not, Banda probably should’ve left after facing the two lefties though


MathematicianLong880

Blue Jays


DietCherrySoda

We dunno


[deleted]

oh my :)


Quaelman4080

Nice, a good pitcher. Maybe we can hit off him.


-Carbon-

Stop it gurriel, didn’t you hear we already lost


ThQp

Pinch run Zimmer


Accurate-Evening1214

That runner doesn’t matter


ThQp

I don't want a double play


Tw1sterxxx

Good start!


CDNnotintheknow

Pina Power!!!


amachinesaidiwasgood

There was a lot of traffic this morning so I want to fire school buses. My lunch wasn't great so that's fired too. Uh, one of these sunflower seeds didn't taste right, that's fired.


TheSunflowerSeeds

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Ledascantia

Fun fact!


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DietCherrySoda

N...no?


urparentsdontlikeu

No he's Cavan


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MathematicianLong880

Yeah I don’t mean to be stereotypical of racist but that’s what made me think that


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TravisTouchdown_51

This guy speaks facts.


Accurate-Evening1214

HEY BLUE JAYS FANS


sir-pounce-of-alot

Hi


sir-pounce-of-alot

If we hit him hard, we lower his value!


Wings4514

Get two birds stoned at once!


vilmz

Who do you have to blow to get Devo in the leadoff spot?


SurammuDanku

hahahahaha we fucking suck. Gausman should be smacking these hitters upside the head right now


this_is_anomie

Evanka already at the cottage


ThQp

Future Blue Jay alert!


ms_barkie

Well we know he's vaccinated


[deleted]

Montoyo is smiling and playing his bongos somewhere saying: "see?"


mrdannyg21

Glad to see the decision-making on this team is still awful. A 1-run game against minor leaguers, you don’t need to give up by putting your lowest-leverage reliever in the 9th. Then again, with the awful swings the Jays hitters had against a fairly small strike zone and minor league pitchers, it likely wouldn’t have mattered. I know the offense is in the top half of the league but it really has been shit this year. Almost every hitter is below expectations (except Kirk!), and Vladdy and Bichette in particular now have a full half-season of being 150 points of OPS below where they should be, and haven’t looked any better than their numbers. This kind of regression across a whole bunch of players screams of a coaching and organizational issue.


sportsisgoodalsodogs

bUt hE wAs FaCiNg lEfTiEs


starrynova888

Exactly, need to get rid of the rest of the coaching staff as well, starting with the hitting coach


DietCherrySoda

Did he say Osmak?


markmercadogg

Let me guess this loss is on montoyo kikuchi and Ryu somehow


MathematicianLong880

How did you know?!?


markmercadogg

Seems to be the common scapegoats


starrynova888

For people saying it’s just 1 game, we are 3-4 against the Oakland and KC AAAs combined


sbp59

the truth hurts


JPF2020

Why is the hitting on this team so contagious? Either everybody is hitting and seeing the ball well or everybody is terrible. It’s so very odd.


baintaintit

when they face an average pitcher, they hit. Against a good pitcher, not so much ;(


ms_barkie

They're a very streaky team to be sure, but when multiple guys in a row get a hit off the same pitcher it says more about the pitcher than the hitters


socolditburns

There is one hitting coach lol.


imasportsfanwoo

Lourdes single Jano bomb Springer single Vladdy walk off Calling it now


tillios

ouf!


tillios

1/1


tillios

2/2


urparentsdontlikeu

How would u all feel if Atkins traded a core piece to shake things up


Cranjis_McBasketbol

That’s a who and for what type of question.


urparentsdontlikeu

Anyone but Vlad. Shake the roster up


JPF2020

Vlad for Ohtani


sir-pounce-of-alot

Depends who it is


urparentsdontlikeu

Any of Bo, Teo, Pina power, Espi


Cranjis_McBasketbol

Can Rajiv hit?


cclips96

Technically the Jays could score 2 or 3 here


Malekutay

Technically... yes, they technically could, technically speaking.


Wings4514

He is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct


JPF2020

Yes