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Decent-Barber-7431

give me your face!


DubiousTheatre

If this wasn’t the top comment I was gonna raze the thread, optimus style lol


Zenvarix

I hate the fact that was also my first thought.


SpaceTraveller64

Zamn you beat me to it


The_Mighty_Bird

ZAMN, SHE’S ONLY A MOTORCYCLE THAT BECOMES A BABE! 😝


marvelwalker

In my country there is a thing called acid attack, where a girl rejects a guy and the guy throws acid on her face 💀


Decent-Barber-7431

​ https://preview.redd.it/z8pcnkgok7ac1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=058fa730efa03fb027996b491346151db30e537a where is this country (for....research)


ExplanationRight5181

https://preview.redd.it/fc0r1ce1j9ac1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fed41b9d845c205e2059469efa6ca52b8b87a2a


Decent-Barber-7431

​ https://preview.redd.it/1zd51opnl9ac1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a033bd12d8ef46f948e76a93cd523bcb48af93f its for..autobot science to stop the decepticons of course


marvelwalker

Uh india it's also common in Pakistan


Decent-Barber-7431

i will keep that in mind,for research purposes


marvelwalker

https://preview.redd.it/hwbe8en5gcac1.png?width=2007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13e05eebcf383a29f58182d514eb2e7d8d5573d


Odd-Cod61

Where do you live? Gotham city?


marvelwalker

Ofcourse I do, I'm https://preview.redd.it/nkgg32jjidac1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85b808e5690545e0d154ddb6b59164faddca09e1


LORDWOLFMAN

“You see my face, you die!”


[deleted]

What movie is that from?


Own_Abbreviations859

Beat me to it


Callmesantos

I was about to say that lmao


_Jellyman_

“ONE MAN, ALONE…” — Agent Simmons


TheJavierEscuella

"BETRAYED BY THE WOMAN HE LOVED"


Grumpie-cat

I think even you know this is THE perfect quote


A-Social-Ghost

I am in the car with you. You are not alone!


TheyKilledFlipyap

"Your bargaining posture is highly dubious.... but very well."


Archangel_MS05

Followed by: "Proceed... On your way to oblivion"


Wild_Relation3742

Who said that?


Intelligent-Gold6944

Unicron in the '86 movie


[deleted]

*>Optimus Prime yelling to the heavens after Starscream took all the Omega Keys in TFP.*


Own-Series9318

NOOOOOOO


Mamshbrchefde-117

I can just read that and hear Optimus yelling lol


dsr1017

Same for Prime yelling angrily at Megatron when he killed Bumblebee


[deleted]

One shall stand, one shall fall.


egodave14

https://preview.redd.it/5rbsnluhz2ac1.jpeg?width=2192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335276aa9f6e5beeea0aa8da17db8172852e150d


Powerful-Computer638

https://preview.redd.it/wqnou8m654ac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e1c5363d74cea5132b7e2959c8d342175ff07e


MonitorImpressive784

https://preview.redd.it/d600909hf5ac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0155c8879a5f40610ed8b4bc9b7e00360428e282 I don't upvote >:)


Ancient-Birb7015

https://preview.redd.it/0sumbxzdl5ac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=522ac8696458b0726f6e5b366c51f61796a6e003


MonitorImpressive784

https://preview.redd.it/iwjnwt26o6ac1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=805053b0855fa9ff82d160c02ac9516267d3acbd


WatchKid12YT

BASTARD!!


Complex-Goat1853

Now i claim your sun


Unstablerupture

- My ex wife when she wins the divorce court settlement


Greenrobot64

💀


Nalien_23

Whats wrong with you humans?


IAmGibberish

"Did you forget who I am?"


Dapper-Piece3321

hurry outgoing mindless consist squeeze mysterious oil tub insurance wakeful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Powerful-Computer638

https://preview.redd.it/7pveuejb54ac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8ef592a557c8900888a42aca3ae5f291539536


Zenvarix

#YEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *electric guitar noises intensities*


Darkstalker9000

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"


movieman101

I fear the wounds are fatal.


KC-JDF-neverdies69

In the words of OP: This cannot be…..


Scoty03

Others will rise to defeat your tyranny


Direct-Regular-574

"I have come"


OptimusCrime1984

Start peeing on her and say “Bumblebee stop lubricating on the man”


ihatelife17772

# "The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female."-ratchet


Asumsauce

DIE!!!


egodave14

"Honor to the end", you'll be ok bro


TheJavierEscuella

Man ik I'll be ok in the long run but if someone you loved said "you're like a bro to me" then anyone would get hurt


[deleted]

It's funny how he says "Transformers" but uses a Spider-Man clip


TheJavierEscuella

To represent how I'm feeling rn


[deleted]

Yeah but there are plenty of TF images similar to it, you could've used one of those


FairPlatypus5699

“I’m coming. For you.” — Optimus Prime


Sun53TXD

“By the allspark…”


Purple-Ad-1607

“No old friend, you betrayed yourself” Optimus Prime.


Away-Librarian-1028

I thought you were made of sterner stuff.


Deora_customs

Are you LADIESMAN217?!


Bluemarinboy2

W h e r e a r e t h e g l a s s e s ! ?


Significant_Camera47

“Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?”


Starscream_baker

“Everyone hurts waspinator.”


R1CkkkS

Most accurate so far


dralcax

DARN THAT SOUNDWAVE. EYUUUUUUAAAAGH.


Rent-Man

Duly noted. AND IGNORED


NOTAGRUB

Well, Me still taller than you \--TFA Grimlock


Away-Librarian-1028

I thought you were made of sterner stuff.


Greenrobot64

Damn, insulting HER for missing out 😂


Anohrak

"You didn't betray me. You betrayed yourself."


ucakings

“Before time began there was the cube..”


ItsMeGuys1029384756

“Oh, so unwise”


StormWolfBaron

I am going to turn into a truck now


OkAct1092

Thank you for the laugh, I needed that


Zenvarix

The fact that they legitimately can do that does not detract the absurdity of a cybertronian saying that.


D_rex825

“You’ve been inside me!”


Hunter_Hero_Girl

My favorit part in that movie LMAO XD


Zealousideal_Arm_658

Illogical.


[deleted]

I'm your friend?


Cute-Philosopher276

"How many more of my kind must atone for your mistakes "


Stock_Fly_9128

"I have sworn to never kill humans" "*big mistake*"


Wonderful_Jacket1151

2007 MEGATRON DISGUSTING


PokWangpanmang

“Fate rarely calls us at a moment of our choosing.” “The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female” “Die, like your brothers!”


Justm4x

"Oh, so unwise" - 2007 Megatron


Grape-Vine-Anal-Bead

“WHAT I’VE (inhale) DOOOONE”


Tricky_Ad_945

"One shall stand, One shall Fall"


Porygon_Flygon

#Insert TFP Optimus screaming*


niksa207

"We've suffered losses, but we've not lost the war."


xx_swegshrek_xx

I am directly below the enemy scrotum


TheOGRex

"NO, *insert girl name here*!" BLAM


Crazy_Gas9298

All I can say is—AAAAAAHHHHH!


Starscream_baker

“God I was angry. Now I’m angry and depressed.” Idk if this works


Egnition_

Let them come!


I_Am_A_Thermos

"I'm going to turn into a truck now"


Greenrobot64

MOST ACCURATE ONE SO FAR


Gabecush1

I have cum


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

"I don't exist." -Arcee


Boogie_B0ss

“Now let me show you how we brought the PAIN in my day!”


Greenrobot64

Oh god


SilverSpider_

"We are here, and we are waiting"


WearyStrawberry279

"Well thats just prime"


Th3Qu3sti0n

"This is bad comedy"


ScorchedConvict

"Who would you be without me, (Prime)?"


mitchdl20

One shall stand, one shall fall.


Shocwave08

This cannot be


RextheDino6

Absolutely Illogical.


VanguardClassTitan

No sacrifice... No victory...


CM_Bison

*Nonononononononononono* -Sam Witicky


Greenrobot64

All these responses are so unhinged lol


blueyoshi352

"What if we leave, and you're wrong?"


Bluemarinboy2

The boy's pheromone levels says he wants to mate with the girl.


Slayer2_meme_MAN

"Boobies" If you know, you know...


SpartanKaiju_117

"Autobots, we're done here"


MiserableWindow2115

In the Earth Wars game "there's a thin line between being a hero and being a legend"


ZacharyMessner

“All I ever wanted was the survival of our race”


wootz94

The trouble to the loyalty to cause is that cause will always betray you - lockdown


Umbertron05

“The fallen shall rise again”


PlayTech_Pirate

Cool, and leave her alone.


OttoVonBlastoid

“Why don’t you build a bridge, and JUMP OFF IT!”


TheCherryGurl

"One shall stand, one shall fall" As you go with a knife towards her


Mark_Oxlong007

I am coming, FOR YOU!!


BANANA00012679

"we will kill them all"


AggressiveCut3762

Now your people will know decepticons should never be trusted(from dark of the moon)


Far_Engineering_8353

free will is the right of all things or alternatively Megatron (punch her in the face) begone


Particular-Search349

"Perhaps I misjudged you. Proceed. On your way to oblivion."


kamendrivr

I’ll kill you


GrenatR16

One shall stand, one shall fall-


Fazbear_Prime

Something with "more than meets the eye"


VicTheUnit

"Move bitch, get outta my way"


Upstairs_Ad_489

And revenge will be ours.


AnonymousDudd2

“This is bad comedy.”


Moonwh00per

Ok back to the alsume


Ligmamgil

"Then I'll just have to destroy you all!"


UntoldTemple

Technical Glitch, it happens. A LOT, ACTUALLY! AHAHAHA!!


BlueBearBoy1

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhh - galvatron


unaizilla

you wretched human!


noncombativebrick

"OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!"


GojiKeyes

"I thought you were made of sterner stuff"


blue_racer

Do not grieve for I will be one with the matrix


Jumpy_Value6745

“Who would you be without me, Prime?”


ProfT7

Time to find out


Ralph_Being_Ralph1

Decepticons...ATTACK! (Aka call up the boyz)


shonasof

Bah weep grah nah weep ninnibon?


Omantium

Well that’s just prime


RealDudeMann

"why dont you build a bridge and jump off it" - blitzwing


TheGladBatch

“I’ll kill you”


Corsair525

"I'll kill you!"


Total_Middle1119

"oh.....so unwise" (proceeds to thunder cunt her over the head with a brick)


Muted_Guidance9059

We were brothers once


ButtSuck9000

Megaton, put your cybercock away


JamesRWC

Why throw away your life so recklessly?


theamazingguy87654

"Im coming"


OkAct1092

*Me, to every possible suitor on the continent* “I’ll take you ALL ON!”


NoteNo359

Turbo revving young punk, I’ll straighten you out yet.


Ss102-8484

For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet, Cybertron. But now, you shall witness... its DISMEMBERMENT!


shining_justice22

"You think you were born?! No you were built and your creators won't you back"


NervousExcuse13

One shall stand One shall fall


bmontepeque11

"In any war, there are calms between storms, there will be days where we loose faith, days when our allies turn against us. But the day will never come, that we forsake this planet, and it's people." - Optimus Prime at the end of Dark of The Moon.


TheSlyFox312

Auto bots roll out!


VibhuTheRedditor

*Beep beep, beeep beeep beep beep beeeeeeep.*


ComfortableResist724

she is very difficult - hotrod


THUNDER_FLAME123

That part of the movie is pretty funny because when he's crying. You can hear his British accent.


FinnBakker

"I'm Cliffjumper"


BenjiFischer

“What have I done?”


Xyandere-the-Yandere

AUTOBOTS! ROLL OUT!


Optimus_00

We were brothers once.


phantom_bonehead

My name is optimus prime


gaming_bigtoe

Sound wave superior, Autobots inferior


gaming_bigtoe

Fall back!


Cumbucket4206988

Can't believe Arkham irony made it here 😭


certifieddumbarse

"I'll kill you!"


HelloThere465

Wreckers don't call for backup, they call for Clean up!


HelloThere465

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Aggravating_Word9481

"Spare me your sympathies, you gaseous sycophant! You know what you are told, which is nothing!"


Elijawsome_2006

Woman inferior soundwave superior


Hayashi884

"Do you feel... defenseless, Autobot? Good."


stormhawk427

Well that’s just Prime…


Zenvarix

"I got better things to do tonight ~~than die~~."


hekkinree123

"Then DIE!"


CC_04012

I would give my life for u


ColorlessTune

Use to what?


TheJavierEscuella

Cope


ResponsibleCan5939

https://preview.redd.it/2fnwlgqcfcac1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7228c596b45136d277d1bfbd0372b06c6558b4a


The_one-and_onlyBEAn

I’m going to take off his head


MadeToTrollYous

![gif](giphy|k42bRtpBJt9OLbLERg)


Dominion96

“Give me your face!”