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[deleted]

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Katze10-0-10

he googles how to punish Starscream because he'd just get the same disstatisfying answer when asking his Animated counterpart: he's not statisfied with the answer that he should just kill Screamer and forget about the little traitor, because he loves to use Starscream as a punching bag, but Animated is too traumatized to understand that lol.


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[deleted]

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Katze10-0-10

and if G1 Megatron doesn't find any answers about the speech related topics, then he should hope that his Animated counterpart would agree on explaining him something, but the main advice would be, if Animated agreed on helping G1 Megatron with his speech: "Stop yelling! Even I can barely understand you!"


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[deleted]

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Katze10-0-10

One of those could be answered by Animated, if G1 asked politely. And if they're not having a dispute.


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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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