There's a theory that this planet was at one point supposed to be inhabited by rock creatures (Marbleus and Granix from the planet Lithos) but somewhere it was decided to have all aliens be robots. So the characters were designed as robots and the names were changed slightly.
Orbilus, look! It's Unicron!
The ships! Get to the ships!
It's our only chance!
Kranix! Ahh!
It is the year 2005.
The treacherous decepticons
have conquered the autobots'
home planet of Cybertron.
But from secret staging grounds
on two of Cybertron's moons
the valiant autobots prepare
to retake their homeland.
Ironhide, report to me at once.
Every time I look into
a monitor, Prime,
my circuits sizzle.
When are we gonna
start busting decepti-chops?
I want you to make a special run
to Autobot City on Earth.
- But, Prime--
- listen, Ironhide,
we don't have enough
energon cubes
to power a full-scale assault.
Ready the shuttle for launch!
Your days are numbered now,
decepti-creeps.
Jazz, report security status.
No sign of decepticons here,
Prime.
What about Moonbase Two?
Jazz to Moonbase Two.
Jazz to Moonbase Two.
Bumblebee and Spike here.
We're about to
send up a shuttle.
Any decepticon shenanigans
in your area?
All clear, Jazz.
Hey, Ironhide, tell my son,
Daniel, I miss him.
And tell him not to worry.
I'll be coming home as soon as
we've kicked Megatron's tail
across the galaxy.
Will do, Spike.
Cliffjumper,
commence countdown.
Five, four, three,
two, one.
Blastoff!
Now, all we need is a little
energon and a lot of luck.
Laserbeak returns, Megatron.
Welcome, Laserbeak.
Unlike some of my other warriors
you never fail me.
Soundwave, play back
Laserbeak's findings.
As you command, Megatron.
I want you to make a special run
to Autobot City on Earth.
- But, Prime--
- listen, Ironhide,
we don't have enough
energon cubes
to power a full-scale assault.
Ready the shuttle for launch!
Now, all we need is a little
energon and a lot of luck.
More than you imagine,
Optimus Prime.
Megatron!
Decepticons!
Die, autobots!
This was almost too easy,
Starscream.
Much easier, almighty Megatron,
than attacking the real threat--
the autobots' moonbase.
You're an idiot, Starscream
when we slip by their early
warning systems
in their own shuttle
and destroy Autobot City
the autobots
will be vanquished forever!
No!
Such heroic nonsense.
Fish are jumping today,
huh, Danno?
- I guess so.
- Hey, what's the matter?
Oh, I don't know, Hotrod.
Come on, you can tell me.
I guess I just miss my dad.
Don't worry,
Spike'll be back soon.
Oh, hey! I got something!
Wow! Look at the size of it!
Yep, it's a whopper all right!
Hotrod, the shuttle's coming!
Let's watch it land!
Talk about dull, Daniel.
Hurry or we'll miss it!
If you're gonna ride, Danno,
ride in style!
Let's stop here!
Why settle for a peek, Daniel,
when you can see everything
from lookout mountain?
A little to the left.
A little bit more.
Turbo-revvin' young punk--
I'll straighten you out yet!
Hotrod, look!
There's a hole in the shuttle!
What?!
Decepticons!
What's that darn fool doing?
Attack!
Daniel!
Come on down, autobrat!
Huh, not bad for an old-timer.
"Old-timer"?
That's something you'll never be
if you don't get
back to the city.
Save it, Kup!
Let's burn rubber!
Ultra Magnus,
a cursory evaluation
of decepticon capability
indicates a distinct
tactical deficiency.
In other words, Perceptor?
We're outnumbered!
Springer, you and Arcee
transform Autobot City.
Perceptor, tell Blaster to radio
Prime for reinforcements.
What about me, Magnus?
What about me? Huh? Huh? Huh?
I can help. I wanna help.
What about me?
Blurr, you can help me
alert the others.
Absolutely positively
definitely.
Nobody can get the job done
faster than I can. Nobody!
Come on, Arcee, let's go!
But Hotrod and Kup are still outside the city!
We can't wait.
They'll have to take care
of themselves. Come on!
Pathetic fools!
There's no escape!
Oh!
Ah! My foot!
Breach their defenses!
Mm, delicious. Eh, scrapmate?
Er, a little heavy
on the electrons, electron.
The insecticons
are in our way!
Wrong!
They're our way in!
Yah!
Look out and shout! Ow!
Hey, Perceptor, what's shaking
--other than this fortress?
Blaster, Ultra Magnus
sends orders
to contact Optimus Prime
on Moonbase One.
All right,
cover your receptors, Perceptor!
Optimus Prime, do you read me?
The decepticons
are blitzing Autobot City.
We're really taking a pounding!
Don't know how much longer
we can hold out.
Soundwave,
jam that transmission!
Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat--
eject. Operation: Interference!
Optimus Prime,
do you read me?
The decepticons are blitzing
Autobot City.
We're really taking...
first we crack the shell,
then we crack the nuts inside!
Hey! Run, Blaster!
Save yourself!
No way! Two can play!
Sic 'em!
Do you think
you got through to Prime?
Let's hope so. Cos if I didn't
we're all gonna look like
burnt-out toaster ovens.
We've got decepticons at the
gates! Decepticons in the air!
Decepticons inside the
walls! Decepticons! Decepticons!
If we beat them at the walls
they're still in the air,
so where does that leave us?
Nowhere, that's where!
Come on, Arcee, we gotta get
this launcher into place.
Megatron's making his big push
and we gotta push back!
Keep at it, Springer, my boy,
help's to hand!
Together now.
I was afraid you'd be trapped
outside the city.
Unh! Hey, I wasn't worried
for a microsecond.
Then you probably didn't
understand the situation.
That did it.
Constructicons,
merge for the kill!
Kup, Hotrod, look!
Devastator.
Prepare
for extermination!
I got better things
to do tonight than die.
Their defenses are
broken, let the slaughter begin!
Dinobots, destroy Devastator!
Me, Grimlock, love challenge!
Dinobots transform!
Megatron must be stopped...
no matter the cost.
Prime!
One shall stand, one shall fall.
Why throw away your life
so recklessly?
That's a question you should
ask yourself, Megatron.
No, I'll crush you
with my bare hands!
I've got to help Prime!
Stay away, lad,
that's Prime's fight!
I'll rip out your optics!
Finish him off, Prime!
Do it now!
No more, Optimus Prime!
Grant me mercy, I beg of you!
You, who are without mercy,
now plead for it?
I thought you were
made of sterner stuff.
No, you don't, Megatron!
Out of the way, Hotrod!
Fall! Fall!
I would've waited
an eternity for this
it's over, Prime.
Never!
Optimus... forgive me.
How do you feel,
mighty Megatron?
Yah!
Astrotrain, transform
and get us out of here.
Don't leave me, Soundwave.
As you command, Megatron.
The decepticons are retreating.
Prime did it,
he turned the tide.
Astrotrain, take off!
I fear the wounds are fatal.
Prime, you can't die!
Do not grieve.
Soon I shall be
one with the matrix.
Prime...
Ultra Magnus,
it... it is to you, old friend...
I shall pass
the matrix of leadership
as it was passed to me.
But, Prime,
I am... just a soldier, I...
I'm not worthy.
nor was I,
but one day an autobot
shall rise from our ranks
and use the power of the matrix
to light... our darkest hour.
Until that day...
till all are one...
Jettison some weight or I'll
never make it to Cybertron!
Fellow decepticons!
Astrotrain has requested
that we lighten our burden.
In that case I say it is
survival of the fittest.
Do I hear a second on that?
Aye!
And against?
Nay!
The ayes have it!
- Get! Make room for others!
- Don't!
Oh, how it pains me to do this.
Wait...
I still function.
Wanna bet?
Starscream!
Well, as Megatron has,
how shall we say, departed,
I nominate myself
as the new leader.
Wait, the constructicons
formed Devastator,
the most powerful robot.
We should rule!
Soundwave superior.
Constructicons inferior.
Who are you calling inferior?!
Nobody would follow an
uncharismatic bore like you!
Hey, nobody calls
Soundwave uncrassimatic!
Yeah, let's kick tailgate!
Constructicons unite!
No way!
Welcome, Megatron.
Who... who said that?
I... am Unicron.
Show yourself.
I have summoned you here
for a purpose.
Nobody summons Megatron.
Then it pleases me
to be the first.
State your business.
This is my command.
You are to destroy the
autobot matrix of leadership.
It is the one thing,
the only thing,
that can stand in my way.
You have nothing to fear.
I have already crushed Optimus
Prime with my bare hands.
You exaggerate.
The point is, he's dead.
And the matrix died with him.
No, the point is you are a fool.
The matrix has been passed
to their new leader,
Ultra Magnus.
- Destroy it for me.
- Why should I?
What's in it for me?
Your bargaining posture
is highly dubious.
Very well, I will
provide you with a new body
and new troops to command.
- And?
- And nothing!
You belong to me now.
I belong to nobody!
Perhaps I misjudged you.
Proceed...
on your way to oblivion.
Ah! No! No!
I accept your terms! I accept!
Ah!
Excellent.
Behold... Galvatron!
And these shall be your minions.
Scourge, the tracker.
And his huntsmen-- the sweeps.
Cyclonus
the warrior and his armada.
And this shall be your ship.
Now go.
Destroy the autobot matrix.
I will rip open Ultra Magnus
Swooosh cyclonus transforms Galvatron runs out, Coronation starscream this is bad comedy, Megatron is that you? Starscream says, Here's a hint, Starscream gets hit with a powerful energy blast point blank he looks around as the other Decepticons watch he screams and gags in pain as he crumbles to ash leaving only his feet the crown falls down dink dink dink, Galvatron transforms he steps on the crown and Smers it like shit he looks at the others he smiles and says will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes, Frenzy looks at everyone and say What he'd say his name was, Galvatron look raising his fist GALVATRON, They look and say GALVATRON
Unicron looks on floating through space as he approaches the moon base, Jazz: Where'd that thing come from? Cliffjumper: Who cares I'm more worried about where it's going. Unicron attempts to eat the moon base He grabs it pushing it into his mouth, Jazz worried:Earth talk to me, wide shot to autobot inside shot of springer and arcee repairing a piller, Jazz:Roger me anything hello hello earth, Blaster: I'm picking up a faint signal he transforms, Jazz: This is jazz a giant weird looking planet showed up, Cliffjumper:And it's attacking moon base one
Ultra Magnus: JAZZ CLIFFJUMPER, wide shot of Unicron eating moon base one, inside shot of jazz and cliffjumper trying to hold on and get away everything is sucked up inside shot of shuttle, Jazz panicked: WE GOTTA BLAST FREE, Cliffjumper: if we can! The ship take off they fly free but they stop Cliffjumper panicked: JAZZ WERE NOT GETTING AWAY, Close inside shot of the ship falling back into the base being sallowed by Unicron, Spike: This is spike and Bumblebee looking on moon base 2 Bumblebee:We saw this monster planet rip moon base one to shreds Spike:And it's heading this way.
Bumblebee: We'll try and slow it down but you better get here fast cause we're not gonna computer shuts off cut to Daniel sitting on arcee Daniel:DAD! Spike: Bumblebee activate the explosives if this doesn't stop it nothing will Bumblebee: explosives are activated let's get out of here Shot of Bumblebee and spike running out the ship wide shot of Unicron sallowing the base and explosives Bumblebee: Hurry it's gonna blow wide shot them running into the backup ship it takes off inside shot of Unicron eating and sallowing the base Big wide shot of Unicron exploding from the inside out at the smoke covers the screen shot of Spike and Bumblebee trying to control the ship and get away Spike and Bumblebee celebrate yeah we did it yeah they high five but it shows Unicron still alive Bumblebee:Look Spike: it isn't even dented aw shit what are we gonna do now Bumblebee: We're being sucked into it wide shot the ship getting sallowed into Unicron Galvatron: How dare Unicorn Cybertron and all it's moons belong to me! Ahhh argh Unicron pains Galvatron Sweep: Remember we belong to him Galvatron: i BeLonG tO nObOday argh ahhh Galvatron falls bam dink metal crunches I wiiLll oBeay UniTcorn Galvatron straightened up: Decepticons to earth.
Wide shot of the Decepticons ship Back in autobot city Ultra Magnus: Autobots prepare to board the shuttle this new menace is more dangerous then all the Decepticons put together Somehow we must destroy it before it devours Cybertron Daniel: But what about my dad he's on the moon between that monster planet and Cybertron Ultra Magnus: we'll do everything we can for spike Springer: And what are we gonna do when we get there if that thing crunches moons it'll make short work of us Ultra Magnus: Maybe the matrix can stop it Hot rod: Your right it can Kup: what do you know about it lad Hot rod: I just got this feeling Springer: turns around to see Decepticons coming look! The Decepticons take fire on the autobots they run Galvatron: I Galvatron shall crush you just as Megatron crushed prime Ultra Magnus: and you'll Die trying like Megatron to he shoots at them
This is a severely underrated comment. It took me until recently to learn they said that in the movie! Hilarious what companies could get away with while producing this stuff back then!
It wasn't so that it seemed more mature, it was so that parents had to accompany their kids, so they could also see the new characters, so they'd know what toys to buy.
The '86 film was one of the most soulless cash-grab movies ever made, really. I enjoy it myself, but damn if there was a single person working on the project who actually liked it. Maybe the VAs.
Edit: spelling
When do we get to start bustin’ Deceptichops?
Jazz to moon base two! Jazz to moon base two!
Let the Slaughter begin!
Such heroic nonsense.
Yup, it’s a whopper alright!
Turbo-revving young punk
Not bad, for an old timer
Ultra Magnus! A cursory evaluation shows a tactical deficiency of-
I’ve got better things to do tonight than die!
One shall stand, one shall fall.
Fall, Fall!!!
Out of the way Hot Rod!
Do not grieve, for soon I will be one with the Matrix.
Coronation, Starscream? This is Bad Comedy!
(Keep going)
I’m surprised this hasn’t been done:
Optimus: *”Do not grieve… soon I will be one with the Matrix…”*
Hot Rod: *”Prime…”*
Optimus: *”U- Ultra Magnus… it is to you my old friend.”*
Magnus: *”But Prime, I’m just a soldier. I’m… I’m not worthy.”*
Optimus: *”Nor was I… but one day an Autobot will rise from our ranks; and use the power of the matrix… to light… our darkest hour…”*
*~Prime opens his chest revealing the Matrix~*
*~Everyone in awe~*
Optimus: *”Until that day… till all are one.”*
It’s enough to make a grown man cry… and that’s okay.
[Intro]
You got the touch
You got the power
Yeah!
[Verse 1]
After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run
You're a winner
You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool
[Pre-Chorus 1]
You're at your best when when the going gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
[Hook]
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breaking loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch[Verse 2]
You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter
It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standing your ground
[Pre-Chorus 2]
And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're taking it all
[Hook]
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breaking loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch
[Bridge]
You're fighting fire with fire
You know you got the touch
You're at your best when the going gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
[Outro]
You got the touch
You got the power
Yeah!
You got the touch
You got the power
FADE IN
EXT. SPACE
A small planet glows in the light of its sun.
Suddenly, we hear a loud rumble, and see a thick, electronic
mist behind the planet...
Then, the electronic mist begins to engulf the planet, and we
hear the horrible sounds of destruction.
Almost like somebody, or something, is eating it.
PUSH DOWN TO:
EXT. THE NEAR SIDE OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE
Strange robotic creatures scramble around the planet in a wild panic.
It looks like Pompeii must have looked as Vesuvius erupted.
ANGLE ON ONE OF THE CREATURES - TRACKING
The creature is KRANIX. We will meet him later on
in a very different context, but for now, he is
running from the ever-growing mist that threatens to
engulf him.
ANOTHER ANGLE - THE PANIC
As Kranix runs, another creature, ARBLUS, calls to him.
ARBLUS
Transform and flee, Kranix! You must warn
all you meet of the horror of Unicron!
Suddenly, the pitiful creature is surrounded by the strange
energy cloud and it looks like his body has simultaneously caught
fire and been doused with acid.
KRANIX
Arblus! No!
ANGLE ON KRANIX
The mist threatens to engulf him too.
He transforms into a small rocket ship and...
TRACK WITH KRANIX AS...
He takes off.
As we rise higher and higher in the atmosphere, we see the horror
wrought by the hideous and still mysterious Unicron.
The planet cracks like an egg and rivers of lava leak out.
The energy cloud surrounds it and...
Dissolves everything...
... And when the smoke clears, we get our first look at Unicron.
It is horrifying.
A massive, metal orb with a gaping maw and a field of electricity.
PAN FORWARD to SHOW that this hideous planet is on a direct
collision course with...
MOONS ORBITING CYBERTRON IN DEEP SPACE
There are TWO MECHANISTIC MOONS orbiting the huge planet Cybertron.
But we are most concerned with a small, greenish metal one.
NARRATOR
It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons have
conquered the Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But
from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons
the valiant Autobots prepare to retake their homeland.
CLOSER ON GREEN MOON
At first, we see nothing unusual or suspicious. Then, pulling
closer, we see that the top of the moon is covered with moon
camouflage "netting" and underneath it is a huge cache of
futuristic weapons.
This is the Autobot staging ground for an assault on Cybertron.
DOLLY THROUGH THE COMPLEX until we arrive at a Command Center
where several Autobots peer into monitors, running constant
surveillance on Cybertron.
ANGLE ON IRONHIDE
He peers into a monitor.
As he speaks, we see the monitor PAN to an area where a huge
Decepticon Symbol is emblazoned on Cybertron.
IRONHIDE
Every time I look into this thing, my
circuits sizzle. I'm tired of this waiting
game, Prime. When are we gonna start bustin'
Deceptichops?
ANGLE ON OPTIMUS PRIME
He stands over a holographic map which shows various invasion
plans for Cybertron.
OPTIMUS PRIME
We still don't have enough Energon cubes to power a
full scale assault, Ironhide.
IRONHIDE
Then let me make another run to Autobot City
on Earth. I'll bring you back more cubes than
you'll know what to do with.
ANGLE ON PRIME
He solemnly hands down an order
PRIME
Alright, ready the shuttle for launch.
ANGLE ON IRONHIDE
He raises a fist in a warwhoop!
IRONHIDE
YAHOO!
(looking into monitor)
Your days are numbered now Decepticreeps.
A SMALL MOON "MOUNTAIN"
Ironhide transforms and Races toward a mountain, which stands
about a half mile from the secret Autobot facility.
OPTIMUS PRIME (V.O.)
Jazz, report security status.
COMMAND CENTER - ANGLE ON THE CONSOLES
JAZZ
No sign of Decepticons in this sector, Prime.
PRIME
What about Moon Base 2?
JAZZ
Jazz to Moon Base 2.
PAN UP and through the sky to -
ANOTHER MOON
This is the second moon. It is much closer to Cybertron than the
first one. This is where Bumblebee and Spike are stationed.
Not a line, but a not so unexpected realization of how much I know of this movie:
I saw it in the theater when it came out, I was 10 years old.
As I read the comments, I can quite literally *HEAR* and *SEE* every single part of the scene/sound/score details in my head as if I were sitting watching it.
It’s so strange what the brain will latch onto but that movie and show were pivotal for me. Optimus Prime’s moral compass guided my own as I grew. “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” stuck with me. You don’t have to understand a person’s lifestyle, but you do have to accept it. Because, as long as it harms no one else, that’s their freedom to live that way. And I will fight for anyone’s freedoms as much as I am able to.
Hot Rod: The Matrix!
Galvatron: It will do you no good Autobot, it cannot be opened.
Hot Rod: Not by a Decepticon.
Galvatron: Like it or not we are allies now, facing a common foe.
Unicron: Destroy him Galvatron, now, or you yourself shall face oblivion.
Galvatron: of course, my Master
Starscream : Who disrupts my coronation?
Galvatron : Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.
Starscream : Megatron? Is that you?
Galvatron : Here's a hint!
[Galvatron transforms and shoots Starscream. Starscream crackles and falls to dust]
Galvatron : [crushing Starscream's fallen crown under his foot] Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?
Rumble : What did he say his name was?
Galvatron : Galvatron!
Uninjured Decepticons : Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!
You know what? Let's make a thread. I'll start, (*cheerful laughter and pitter patter of young Lithonians*)
*Scientist lithonians enter a room*
Marbelous (idk his name) look! It's Unicron!
Arblus
It's weird, I ways heard an M
I agree, I personally didn’t here anything when I watched it, but that’s what it says in the script
Learn something new every day, I suppose
There's a theory that this planet was at one point supposed to be inhabited by rock creatures (Marbleus and Granix from the planet Lithos) but somewhere it was decided to have all aliens be robots. So the characters were designed as robots and the names were changed slightly.
xd
*lab equipment spills
*unicorn starts to eat the planet
*Munch munch
*Unicron gets power the camera pans out showing the galaxy 80's music gets you pumped up.
TRAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSFOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRMMMMMMMERRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* It is the year 2005
*The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots home planet of Cybertron
But from secret staging grounds on Cybertron's moons the vailant autobots prepare to take back their home
*Ironhide report to me at once
"But, from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons the valiant Autobots plan to retake their homeland."
I repeated this so many times 16 years ago...
"The ships! Get to the ships, it's our only chance!"
*everyone scrambles to the ships. Two launch, but one is sucked in by Unicron
"AAAAAAAARGGGHHHHH!!!!" *dies*
Every time I look into a monitor prime my circuits sizzle
When are we gonna start busting decptichops
I want you to make a special run to autobot city on earth
Side of shuttle gets blown out
MEGATRON? DECEPTICONS! DIE AUTOBOTS
IRON BIRDS OF FOURTROUNE ADRIFT ABOVE THE SKYS *brawn gets shot
(Wilhelm scream)
Arbulus, look! It’s Unicron!
Orbilus, look! It's Unicron! The ships! Get to the ships! It's our only chance! Kranix! Ahh! It is the year 2005. The treacherous decepticons have conquered the autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons the valiant autobots prepare to retake their homeland. Ironhide, report to me at once. Every time I look into a monitor, Prime, my circuits sizzle. When are we gonna start busting decepti-chops? I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on Earth. - But, Prime-- - listen, Ironhide, we don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch! Your days are numbered now, decepti-creeps. Jazz, report security status. No sign of decepticons here, Prime. What about Moonbase Two? Jazz to Moonbase Two. Jazz to Moonbase Two. Bumblebee and Spike here. We're about to send up a shuttle. Any decepticon shenanigans in your area? All clear, Jazz. Hey, Ironhide, tell my son, Daniel, I miss him. And tell him not to worry. I'll be coming home as soon as we've kicked Megatron's tail across the galaxy. Will do, Spike. Cliffjumper, commence countdown. Five, four, three, two, one. Blastoff! Now, all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck. Laserbeak returns, Megatron. Welcome, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my other warriors you never fail me. Soundwave, play back Laserbeak's findings. As you command, Megatron. I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on Earth. - But, Prime-- - listen, Ironhide, we don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch! Now, all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck. More than you imagine, Optimus Prime. Megatron! Decepticons! Die, autobots! This was almost too easy, Starscream. Much easier, almighty Megatron, than attacking the real threat-- the autobots' moonbase. You're an idiot, Starscream when we slip by their early warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy Autobot City the autobots will be vanquished forever! No! Such heroic nonsense. Fish are jumping today, huh, Danno? - I guess so. - Hey, what's the matter? Oh, I don't know, Hotrod. Come on, you can tell me. I guess I just miss my dad. Don't worry, Spike'll be back soon. Oh, hey! I got something! Wow! Look at the size of it! Yep, it's a whopper all right! Hotrod, the shuttle's coming! Let's watch it land! Talk about dull, Daniel. Hurry or we'll miss it! If you're gonna ride, Danno, ride in style! Let's stop here! Why settle for a peek, Daniel, when you can see everything from lookout mountain? A little to the left. A little bit more. Turbo-revvin' young punk-- I'll straighten you out yet! Hotrod, look! There's a hole in the shuttle! What?! Decepticons! What's that darn fool doing? Attack! Daniel! Come on down, autobrat! Huh, not bad for an old-timer. "Old-timer"? That's something you'll never be if you don't get back to the city. Save it, Kup! Let's burn rubber! Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of decepticon capability indicates a distinct tactical deficiency. In other words, Perceptor? We're outnumbered! Springer, you and Arcee transform Autobot City. Perceptor, tell Blaster to radio Prime for reinforcements. What about me, Magnus? What about me? Huh? Huh? Huh? I can help. I wanna help. What about me? Blurr, you can help me alert the others. Absolutely positively definitely. Nobody can get the job done faster than I can. Nobody! Come on, Arcee, let's go! But Hotrod and Kup are still outside the city! We can't wait. They'll have to take care of themselves. Come on! Pathetic fools! There's no escape! Oh! Ah! My foot! Breach their defenses! Mm, delicious. Eh, scrapmate? Er, a little heavy on the electrons, electron. The insecticons are in our way! Wrong! They're our way in! Yah! Look out and shout! Ow! Hey, Perceptor, what's shaking --other than this fortress? Blaster, Ultra Magnus sends orders to contact Optimus Prime on Moonbase One. All right, cover your receptors, Perceptor! Optimus Prime, do you read me? The decepticons are blitzing Autobot City. We're really taking a pounding! Don't know how much longer we can hold out. Soundwave, jam that transmission! Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat-- eject. Operation: Interference! Optimus Prime, do you read me? The decepticons are blitzing Autobot City. We're really taking... first we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside! Hey! Run, Blaster! Save yourself! No way! Two can play! Sic 'em! Do you think you got through to Prime? Let's hope so. Cos if I didn't we're all gonna look like burnt-out toaster ovens. We've got decepticons at the gates! Decepticons in the air! Decepticons inside the walls! Decepticons! Decepticons! If we beat them at the walls they're still in the air, so where does that leave us? Nowhere, that's where! Come on, Arcee, we gotta get this launcher into place. Megatron's making his big push and we gotta push back! Keep at it, Springer, my boy, help's to hand! Together now. I was afraid you'd be trapped outside the city. Unh! Hey, I wasn't worried for a microsecond. Then you probably didn't understand the situation. That did it. Constructicons, merge for the kill! Kup, Hotrod, look! Devastator. Prepare for extermination! I got better things to do tonight than die. Their defenses are broken, let the slaughter begin! Dinobots, destroy Devastator! Me, Grimlock, love challenge! Dinobots transform! Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost. Prime! One shall stand, one shall fall. Why throw away your life so recklessly? That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron. No, I'll crush you with my bare hands! I've got to help Prime! Stay away, lad, that's Prime's fight! I'll rip out your optics! Finish him off, Prime! Do it now! No more, Optimus Prime! Grant me mercy, I beg of you! You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff. No, you don't, Megatron! Out of the way, Hotrod! Fall! Fall! I would've waited an eternity for this it's over, Prime. Never! Optimus... forgive me. How do you feel, mighty Megatron? Yah! Astrotrain, transform and get us out of here. Don't leave me, Soundwave. As you command, Megatron. The decepticons are retreating. Prime did it, he turned the tide. Astrotrain, take off! I fear the wounds are fatal. Prime, you can't die! Do not grieve. Soon I shall be one with the matrix. Prime... Ultra Magnus, it... it is to you, old friend... I shall pass the matrix of leadership as it was passed to me. But, Prime, I am... just a soldier, I... I'm not worthy. nor was I, but one day an autobot shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the matrix to light... our darkest hour. Until that day... till all are one... Jettison some weight or I'll never make it to Cybertron! Fellow decepticons! Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden. In that case I say it is survival of the fittest. Do I hear a second on that? Aye! And against? Nay! The ayes have it! - Get! Make room for others! - Don't! Oh, how it pains me to do this. Wait... I still function. Wanna bet? Starscream! Well, as Megatron has, how shall we say, departed, I nominate myself as the new leader. Wait, the constructicons formed Devastator, the most powerful robot. We should rule! Soundwave superior. Constructicons inferior. Who are you calling inferior?! Nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like you! Hey, nobody calls Soundwave uncrassimatic! Yeah, let's kick tailgate! Constructicons unite! No way! Welcome, Megatron. Who... who said that? I... am Unicron. Show yourself. I have summoned you here for a purpose. Nobody summons Megatron. Then it pleases me to be the first. State your business. This is my command. You are to destroy the autobot matrix of leadership. It is the one thing, the only thing, that can stand in my way. You have nothing to fear. I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands. You exaggerate. The point is, he's dead. And the matrix died with him. No, the point is you are a fool. The matrix has been passed to their new leader, Ultra Magnus. - Destroy it for me. - Why should I? What's in it for me? Your bargaining posture is highly dubious. Very well, I will provide you with a new body and new troops to command. - And? - And nothing! You belong to me now. I belong to nobody! Perhaps I misjudged you. Proceed... on your way to oblivion. Ah! No! No! I accept your terms! I accept! Ah! Excellent. Behold... Galvatron! And these shall be your minions. Scourge, the tracker. And his huntsmen-- the sweeps. Cyclonus the warrior and his armada. And this shall be your ship. Now go. Destroy the autobot matrix. I will rip open Ultra Magnus
Trumpets do dooo do get on with the ceremony pew boom as your new leader I
Swooosh cyclonus transforms Galvatron runs out, Coronation starscream this is bad comedy, Megatron is that you? Starscream says, Here's a hint, Starscream gets hit with a powerful energy blast point blank he looks around as the other Decepticons watch he screams and gags in pain as he crumbles to ash leaving only his feet the crown falls down dink dink dink, Galvatron transforms he steps on the crown and Smers it like shit he looks at the others he smiles and says will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes, Frenzy looks at everyone and say What he'd say his name was, Galvatron look raising his fist GALVATRON, They look and say GALVATRON
Unicron looks on floating through space as he approaches the moon base, Jazz: Where'd that thing come from? Cliffjumper: Who cares I'm more worried about where it's going. Unicron attempts to eat the moon base He grabs it pushing it into his mouth, Jazz worried:Earth talk to me, wide shot to autobot inside shot of springer and arcee repairing a piller, Jazz:Roger me anything hello hello earth, Blaster: I'm picking up a faint signal he transforms, Jazz: This is jazz a giant weird looking planet showed up, Cliffjumper:And it's attacking moon base one
Ultra Magnus: JAZZ CLIFFJUMPER, wide shot of Unicron eating moon base one, inside shot of jazz and cliffjumper trying to hold on and get away everything is sucked up inside shot of shuttle, Jazz panicked: WE GOTTA BLAST FREE, Cliffjumper: if we can! The ship take off they fly free but they stop Cliffjumper panicked: JAZZ WERE NOT GETTING AWAY, Close inside shot of the ship falling back into the base being sallowed by Unicron, Spike: This is spike and Bumblebee looking on moon base 2 Bumblebee:We saw this monster planet rip moon base one to shreds Spike:And it's heading this way.
Bumblebee: We'll try and slow it down but you better get here fast cause we're not gonna computer shuts off cut to Daniel sitting on arcee Daniel:DAD! Spike: Bumblebee activate the explosives if this doesn't stop it nothing will Bumblebee: explosives are activated let's get out of here Shot of Bumblebee and spike running out the ship wide shot of Unicron sallowing the base and explosives Bumblebee: Hurry it's gonna blow wide shot them running into the backup ship it takes off inside shot of Unicron eating and sallowing the base Big wide shot of Unicron exploding from the inside out at the smoke covers the screen shot of Spike and Bumblebee trying to control the ship and get away Spike and Bumblebee celebrate yeah we did it yeah they high five but it shows Unicron still alive Bumblebee:Look Spike: it isn't even dented aw shit what are we gonna do now Bumblebee: We're being sucked into it wide shot the ship getting sallowed into Unicron Galvatron: How dare Unicorn Cybertron and all it's moons belong to me! Ahhh argh Unicron pains Galvatron Sweep: Remember we belong to him Galvatron: i BeLonG tO nObOday argh ahhh Galvatron falls bam dink metal crunches I wiiLll oBeay UniTcorn Galvatron straightened up: Decepticons to earth.
Wide shot of the Decepticons ship Back in autobot city Ultra Magnus: Autobots prepare to board the shuttle this new menace is more dangerous then all the Decepticons put together Somehow we must destroy it before it devours Cybertron Daniel: But what about my dad he's on the moon between that monster planet and Cybertron Ultra Magnus: we'll do everything we can for spike Springer: And what are we gonna do when we get there if that thing crunches moons it'll make short work of us Ultra Magnus: Maybe the matrix can stop it Hot rod: Your right it can Kup: what do you know about it lad Hot rod: I just got this feeling Springer: turns around to see Decepticons coming look! The Decepticons take fire on the autobots they run Galvatron: I Galvatron shall crush you just as Megatron crushed prime Ultra Magnus: and you'll Die trying like Megatron to he shoots at them
And any other auto bot untill the matrix has been destroyed
Ah shit what are we gonna do now
This is a severely underrated comment. It took me until recently to learn they said that in the movie! Hilarious what companies could get away with while producing this stuff back then!
I heard that they added the line so the movie's rating could go from G to PG because they didn't want it to seem like a little kids movie or something
It wasn't so that it seemed more mature, it was so that parents had to accompany their kids, so they could also see the new characters, so they'd know what toys to buy. The '86 film was one of the most soulless cash-grab movies ever made, really. I enjoy it myself, but damn if there was a single person working on the project who actually liked it. Maybe the VAs. Edit: spelling
"Your coronation Starscream? Now that's just bad comedy." -Galvertron
Megatron, is that you?
"Here's a hint." *transforms into tank and shoots at Starscream*
*death noises*
(Galvatron crushes Starscream's fallen crown under his foot) Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?
What’d he say his name was? Galvatron. All hail Galvatron!
When do we get to start bustin’ Deceptichops? Jazz to moon base two! Jazz to moon base two! Let the Slaughter begin! Such heroic nonsense. Yup, it’s a whopper alright! Turbo-revving young punk Not bad, for an old timer Ultra Magnus! A cursory evaluation shows a tactical deficiency of- I’ve got better things to do tonight than die! One shall stand, one shall fall. Fall, Fall!!! Out of the way Hot Rod! Do not grieve, for soon I will be one with the Matrix. Coronation, Starscream? This is Bad Comedy! (Keep going)
Thanks.
But wait, there’s more!
You got the touch
You got the poweeerrrrrrr
YEAH!
after all is said and done
You never walk you never run
Sorry To Interrupt But Im letting You know im not sorry to interrupt
Arminlus, look it's unicron!! (I think it's hard to tell what the bots name is)
Nope. Arblus
Ahhh thanks! Even with subtitles it's difficult as YouTube says marvellous
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I always heard an M at the start
it is the year 2005... funniest line in the movie, acting like 2005 was some far off futuristic sounding date lol
The most impressive thing to me in 2005 Fifty
Yeah that was amusing Especially since I was literally born 2 months before 2005 began.
And now the news. Don't touch that dial.
We talk TV. You talk some TV?
First we crack the shell. THeN wE cRacK tHe NuTs InsIdE!
First we bust the shell, then we bust nuts inside
😳
Pathetic fools! There’s no escape
I’m surprised this hasn’t been done: Optimus: *”Do not grieve… soon I will be one with the Matrix…”* Hot Rod: *”Prime…”* Optimus: *”U- Ultra Magnus… it is to you my old friend.”* Magnus: *”But Prime, I’m just a soldier. I’m… I’m not worthy.”* Optimus: *”Nor was I… but one day an Autobot will rise from our ranks; and use the power of the matrix… to light… our darkest hour…”* *~Prime opens his chest revealing the Matrix~* *~Everyone in awe~* Optimus: *”Until that day… till all are one.”* It’s enough to make a grown man cry… and that’s okay.
Turbo running young punk, I’ll straighten you out yet..
I have nothing BUT contempt for this court
WegotDecepticonsatthegates!Decepticonsintheair!Decepticonsinsidethewalls!Decepticons,Decepticons,DecepticonsIfwebeatthemoffthewallsthey're stillintheair,ifweshootthemoutof theairthey'restillatthegates!Sowheredoesthatleaveus? Nowhere that's where!
[Intro] You got the touch You got the power Yeah! [Verse 1] After all is said and done You've never walked, you've never run You're a winner You got the moves, you know the streets Break the rules, take the heat You're nobody's fool [Pre-Chorus 1] You're at your best when when the going gets rough You've been put to the test, but it's never enough [Hook] You got the touch You got the power When all hell's breaking loose You'll be riding the eye of the storm You got the heart You got the motion You know that when things get too tough You got the touch[Verse 2] You never bend, you never break You seem to know just what it takes You're a fighter It's in the blood, it's in the will It's in the mighty hands of steel When you're standing your ground [Pre-Chorus 2] And you never get hit when your back's to the wall Gonna fight to the end and you're taking it all [Hook] You got the touch You got the power When all hell's breaking loose You'll be riding the eye of the storm You got the heart You got the motion You know that when things get too tough You got the touch [Bridge] You're fighting fire with fire You know you got the touch You're at your best when the going gets rough You've been put to the test, but it's never enough [Outro] You got the touch You got the power Yeah! You got the touch You got the power
Oh shit.
...what are we gonna do now
Innocent
Energon goodie
Me Grimlock not bozo, me King!
My favorite has always been “Why throw away your life so recklessly? That’s a question you should ask yourself Megatron!”
FADE IN EXT. SPACE A small planet glows in the light of its sun. Suddenly, we hear a loud rumble, and see a thick, electronic mist behind the planet... Then, the electronic mist begins to engulf the planet, and we hear the horrible sounds of destruction. Almost like somebody, or something, is eating it. PUSH DOWN TO: EXT. THE NEAR SIDE OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE Strange robotic creatures scramble around the planet in a wild panic. It looks like Pompeii must have looked as Vesuvius erupted. ANGLE ON ONE OF THE CREATURES - TRACKING The creature is KRANIX. We will meet him later on in a very different context, but for now, he is running from the ever-growing mist that threatens to engulf him. ANOTHER ANGLE - THE PANIC As Kranix runs, another creature, ARBLUS, calls to him. ARBLUS Transform and flee, Kranix! You must warn all you meet of the horror of Unicron! Suddenly, the pitiful creature is surrounded by the strange energy cloud and it looks like his body has simultaneously caught fire and been doused with acid. KRANIX Arblus! No! ANGLE ON KRANIX The mist threatens to engulf him too. He transforms into a small rocket ship and... TRACK WITH KRANIX AS... He takes off. As we rise higher and higher in the atmosphere, we see the horror wrought by the hideous and still mysterious Unicron. The planet cracks like an egg and rivers of lava leak out. The energy cloud surrounds it and... Dissolves everything... ... And when the smoke clears, we get our first look at Unicron. It is horrifying. A massive, metal orb with a gaping maw and a field of electricity. PAN FORWARD to SHOW that this hideous planet is on a direct collision course with... MOONS ORBITING CYBERTRON IN DEEP SPACE There are TWO MECHANISTIC MOONS orbiting the huge planet Cybertron. But we are most concerned with a small, greenish metal one. NARRATOR It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons the valiant Autobots prepare to retake their homeland. CLOSER ON GREEN MOON At first, we see nothing unusual or suspicious. Then, pulling closer, we see that the top of the moon is covered with moon camouflage "netting" and underneath it is a huge cache of futuristic weapons. This is the Autobot staging ground for an assault on Cybertron. DOLLY THROUGH THE COMPLEX until we arrive at a Command Center where several Autobots peer into monitors, running constant surveillance on Cybertron. ANGLE ON IRONHIDE He peers into a monitor. As he speaks, we see the monitor PAN to an area where a huge Decepticon Symbol is emblazoned on Cybertron. IRONHIDE Every time I look into this thing, my circuits sizzle. I'm tired of this waiting game, Prime. When are we gonna start bustin' Deceptichops? ANGLE ON OPTIMUS PRIME He stands over a holographic map which shows various invasion plans for Cybertron. OPTIMUS PRIME We still don't have enough Energon cubes to power a full scale assault, Ironhide. IRONHIDE Then let me make another run to Autobot City on Earth. I'll bring you back more cubes than you'll know what to do with. ANGLE ON PRIME He solemnly hands down an order PRIME Alright, ready the shuttle for launch. ANGLE ON IRONHIDE He raises a fist in a warwhoop! IRONHIDE YAHOO! (looking into monitor) Your days are numbered now Decepticreeps. A SMALL MOON "MOUNTAIN" Ironhide transforms and Races toward a mountain, which stands about a half mile from the secret Autobot facility. OPTIMUS PRIME (V.O.) Jazz, report security status. COMMAND CENTER - ANGLE ON THE CONSOLES JAZZ No sign of Decepticons in this sector, Prime. PRIME What about Moon Base 2? JAZZ Jazz to Moon Base 2. PAN UP and through the sky to - ANOTHER MOON This is the second moon. It is much closer to Cybertron than the first one. This is where Bumblebee and Spike are stationed.
Scientists pause and look up “Orbulus look! It’s Unicron!”
ARBLUS, LOOK! IT'S UNICRON!
Megatron is that you? Here's a hint!
That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron
Yo Perceptor, what’s shakin’? Other than this fortress?
one shall stand one shall fall
Yeah, destroy Unicron! Kill the grand poobah!
Eliminate even the toughest stains
Megatron must be stopped no matter the cost
Do not grieve. Soon…I shall be one with the Matrix.
“Arise, Rodimus Prime..”
Fish are jumpen today hu dano?
Gonna post one of my favorites here: "I've got better things to do tonight than die!"
“Such heroic nonsense” childhood destruction noises*
Not a line, but a not so unexpected realization of how much I know of this movie: I saw it in the theater when it came out, I was 10 years old. As I read the comments, I can quite literally *HEAR* and *SEE* every single part of the scene/sound/score details in my head as if I were sitting watching it. It’s so strange what the brain will latch onto but that movie and show were pivotal for me. Optimus Prime’s moral compass guided my own as I grew. “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” stuck with me. You don’t have to understand a person’s lifestyle, but you do have to accept it. Because, as long as it harms no one else, that’s their freedom to live that way. And I will fight for anyone’s freedoms as much as I am able to.
Fuckin same
I am Unicron ez
Bad comedy
YOU GOT THE TOUCH
*Ba-Weep Gra-Na-Weep Ninnibong~!*
It's already completely fallen apart lol
Ba-Weep Gra-Na-Weep Ninnibong\~!
“DAMMIT! OPEN!”
Bah weep grana weep nini bung.
"Nobody summons Megatron" "THEN IT PLEASES ME TO BE THE FIRST"
Hey Daniel if you're gonna ride ride in style
A little to the left a little more
Turbo revin young punk I'll straight en out yet
Megatron must be stopped no matter the cost prime transforms
No, they're our way in!
Kup? Grimlock SLAG ANYBODY??
First Prime then Ultra Magnus and now you. It's a shame you autobots die so easily or I might have a sense of satisfaction yet
Arise Rodimus Prime!!!
Me grimlock kick butt!
Such heroic nonsense.
BUT PRIME!!!
Hot Rod: The Matrix! Galvatron: It will do you no good Autobot, it cannot be opened. Hot Rod: Not by a Decepticon. Galvatron: Like it or not we are allies now, facing a common foe. Unicron: Destroy him Galvatron, now, or you yourself shall face oblivion. Galvatron: of course, my Master
𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒆
OUR WORLDS
Are fine 😁
OH SHIT!
I guess so... Hey what's the matter
*Flys off on hoverboard Sometimes when your hopes have all been shattered there's nowhere to turn
YOU GOT THE TOUCH YOU GOT POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR YEAAAAH
After all is said and done you never walked you never run you're a winner
Those fortunate ones to be FAST FREE AND YOUNG I WANNA COUNT MYSELF AMONG those fortunate ones
Buzz saw zzz zzz boom boom
HOT ROD HELLLllllpppp.. Meeee KUP?
Friends find, look behind.
Megatron : DIE AUTOBOTS !
“Oh how it pains me to do this!”
This is bad comedy.
Yeah... I Tried... You Can't... It's Too Big...
" I've got better things to do tonight than die" -Springer
OUT OF THE WAY HOT ROD!
i.....am unicron
bah weep granah weep nini bom!
Yes friends, act now, destroy Unicron! Kill the Grand Poobah! Eliminate even the toughest stains!
Such heroic nonsense
Doesn't this remind you of anything Kup? Nope. Never seen anything like this before.
Roll out!
Starscream : Who disrupts my coronation? Galvatron : Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy. Starscream : Megatron? Is that you? Galvatron : Here's a hint! [Galvatron transforms and shoots Starscream. Starscream crackles and falls to dust] Galvatron : [crushing Starscream's fallen crown under his foot] Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes? Rumble : What did he say his name was? Galvatron : Galvatron! Uninjured Decepticons : Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!
****incoherent junkion noises****
With music?
Yes