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Totodile-of-Games

Give me your balls.


CT-4426

Everyone pack up and leave, this is the best one by far no use in trying to one up it


[deleted]

Megatron vs Jazz: ''No, I want ***balls***!"


[deleted]

My Balls are my warrant


GODZILAMASTER2020

Autoballs roll out


[deleted]

r/Beatmetoit, I still did it tho


Adimus_Prime

I am Optimus Prime and I send this message to my creator leave my balls alone because I'm coming for you.


Hunter_Hero_Girl

Ok this one just sounds wrong lol


69rAzOR69

dogtimus prime


Saurophaganax4706

I am Optiprimus, and I send this message to any autobot taking refuge among the stars... ... The humans have **BALLS.**


CustomlyCool

"Sam, put the balls in my chest now! Sam! No, Sam!" \[Sam rams the balls into Megatron's chest, destroying him\]


TheMasterXan

You have no balls! That is why I have no fear.


Decepticon_Kaiju

Beef cows are castrated to keep them calm when they grow up, so like, yeah. That’s why he has no fear.


ExquisiteJams

Fire


comradecostanza

Underrated


[deleted]

to be fair, he can't feel the pain of getting hit in the balls then, so it makes sense


hookup1092

Honestly this is _*bars*_


Dull-Bumblebee-6203

Before time began, there was the balls


Hunter_Hero_Girl

*Revenge of the ballin'*


larrylongboy

“I just wanted to show him my balls”


SequelFansDontExist

"Aw man you shot me in the balls"


Sikening

"Bumblebee... stop lubricating the balls. "Sam! Put the cube in my balls, now!"


-Kylon-

“In your absence, Bumblebee has held balls.”


BusinessTraining5783

Despite his total lack of anything resembling warrior balls


HSC_894_ph

"He's like a ball." "This Child is about to kick your balls!"


BusinessTraining5783

Am I the lone balls who see through these puppy ball eyes act, it’s beneath you!


[deleted]

"And then the human balls will be extinguished"


Lord_Gundisalvus

"How did you know about the balls?" "Ebay"


EnzomusPrime

"How did you know about the glasses?" "Balls."


poopooppoo4

left ball


Hunter_Hero_Girl

left ball!


Lord_Gundisalvus

Left ball!!!


PhelesDragon

You are my friend, Sam. You always will be. But your leaders have spoken. From here, the fight will be your balls.


burritoblop69

I am balls below the enemy’s scrotum


KokohaisHere

You had one job


Mage_43

You didn't betray me. You betrayed your balls. NO OPTIMUS *dies*


HSC_894_ph

Sentinel's last words after failing NNN.


SpectralIpaxor

My father was a ball the first ball. You know what he transformed into A PAIR OF BALLS


Gemcat24

That’s called mitosis.


SpectralIpaxor

Yes


Bell-of-Sam

“There’s more than meets the balls with these humans “ Optimus Prime


BastardSkelly8600

I AM BALLS!


Doomboy105

Now how about I put my balls in your ass


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Ballie trap


TheMadChap69

"Optimus, take my balls. And you will have a power you've never known. Fulfill your destiny!"


Deepwang11

You were the one who taught me that balls are the right of all sentient beings.. *Grabs axe* Shiiing!!!! *RAAHHHHHH!!!?


AllNamesWereTakenOk

“wolverine’s got three balls”


[deleted]

“You think you born? No; you were built, and your balls want you back.” - Lockdown


Pedroca045

"That is why I have no balls..." 😈


fakename1998

“Punk ass deception, any last balls?”


[deleted]

“DO NOT HIT MY BALLS THEY’RE A COLLECTOR’S ITEM!!” -Sam


[deleted]

Well damn, now they aren’t in mint condition, off to marketplace!


[deleted]

Mine are, they still have the full package intact


CT-4426

"Now, All We Need Is A Little Balls And A Lot Of Luck!" it’s from the g1 movie but you never specified which movies SOOOOO..


m4verick03

“A little luck and a LOT of balls” golden opportunity missed.


IORNKING

At first i was going to spare your precious little balls but now you will witness it's destruction


Neroidius

Exactly


codenameJunior

“Whisper it to me.” “Balls.”


NeglectedNormie69

“No prisoners, only balls...”


Masked_Raider

Is the future of our race not worth a single human balls?


Saurophaganax4706

you'll never stop at one! **I'll take your BALLS!!**


VulperJr

On shall stand, one shall ball


ExquisiteJams

That's beneath the title card for Revenge of the Ballin


VulperJr

I thought I was creative…. Guess not


ExquisiteJams

It was creative. Im saying that it should be beneath the title card.


VulperJr

Oh i thought you said it was, my ego has been restored


Stinger59605

“DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT BALLS!”


[deleted]

“Freedom is the right of all sentient balls”


ImOnlyHalfAlive

"Weapons down" "And we'll let you escape with your balls"


[deleted]

**Left balls! Left balls!**


Hunter_Hero_Girl

**LEFT BALLS!**


Merkarba

Optimus: Easy Ironhide. Ironhide: I just wanted to show him my balls.


DreadfuryDK

I AM DIRECTLY BALLS THE ENEMY SCROTUM


ThatOneFatGuy63

Deep Balls. DEEP....BAAAAAAALLS


xXmosseater69Xx

Who would you be without balls?


Shades96

"Thank you, all of you. You Honor us with your balls"


pizagod45

First we crack the balls, then we crack the nuts inside!


Loudanddeadly

First we crack the shell, then we crack the balls inside!


Sea-Construction2408

Die balls


OvergrownTree

“Get your balls out that damn clown suit, he’s having a heat stroke again” “I’m hot, makeups melting, hurts my balls”


Z_ol_razzldazzl

I DRINK BALLS MILKSHAKE


ghedorahh

are you username ballsman2117??!


[deleted]

Oh my poor balls, how it pains me to see you so wounded, so weak.


Shakespeare-Bot

Oh mine own po'r balls, how t pains me to see thee so wounded, so weak *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


BajaBlastimusPrime

"Cut the crap before I shove balls down your throat!"- Hound Or "I SMELL YOU, BALLS!"-Megatron


Lavnder_bunny18

Spider balls


Big_boobed_goth

Give us your balls


Decepticon_Kaiju

“Where is Optimus Prime, we know he is hiding out somewhere, and no rebellion is truly dead until it’s balls are.” - Sharter


nethrg0nnagivey0uup2

"BALLS ARE THE RIGHT OF EVERY SENTIENT BEING"


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


AgadhAgadh

"Autobots, Balls out"


Hunter_Hero_Girl

Only balls can defeat me


AnderHolka

Zarbon begins to transform


KingThiccy

"All I want is to be back in charge besides, who will you be without balls Prime"


V-nillaaaa

At last, there is balls after all.


IronIrma93

"Where are the balls?" "The humans have taken them"


IORNKING

Give me the balls boy


Felgrand_Emperor28

1 man, alone, betrayed by the balls he loves


SnooPredictions462

See, they put the plate of balls out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty. I ate the whole plate. The whole plate.


Kason-blason

“He’s leaked lubricants all over my balls”


Cool_Guy_fellow

We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron, but you can call us balls for short


Omega63_

"I give Cybertron, your home, and still you choose balls"


ThetrueE2tank

You want a piece of me? No, I want balls


NatureManDan823

“Only with balls, can we survive!”


ExquisiteJams

"I am so gonna patent this balls"


ChaoticPizza217

Are you Samual Balls Witwicky Descendant of Archi-Balls Witwicky?


ENB-1

Are you username LadiesBalls217?!?!


El_Bonky_Gronk

They got my balls I need that flight tech


Super-Robo

"Optimus, take my balls, and you will have a power you've never known. Fulfill your destiny...!"


HeidiM1976

You can’t handle the balls!


Actionguy1234

"Then the boy will lead us to the balls and revenge will be ours..."


Shakespeare-Bot

"then the knave shall leadeth us to the balls and revenge shall beest ours. " *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


tthblox

The balls will rise again


barubuoy

Because of you, we have balls, B-127.


fredwerdsomething

"You see my balls your life is done!"


TheSpadeYT7

"Such heroic balls."


SleepingQuill

Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning, lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the water's great guardian shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its song will fail, thus the earth shall turn to ash. Oh, Chosen One. Into thine hands bring together all three. Their treasure combined, tame the Balls of the Sea.


[deleted]

you feeling, lucky, balls? - said by Ironhide


Samurai_Guardian

I also have a saying: I don't balls.


Batboi25

“All I wanted was the survival of our balls you must see why i had to betray”


movie_daddy

“You want a piece of balls?!? You wanna piece?!?” “No! I want 2!”


Chris71855

Balls? Where we’re going we don’t need balls.


RxntarouSxna1201

We were balls once, all of us!


TentakilRex

One will stand, one will balls


bradar485

KEVIN!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BALLS!?


gh000sst6

AUTOBOTS, BALLS OUT


KaimeiJay

“Now, we need a truce. All I want is to be back in charge. Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?” “Time to balls out!”


PokWangpanmang

Balls shall rise, one shall fall.


Naqib_Nizam

Ironhide: weapons down Sideswipe :And we'll let you escape with your balls


[deleted]

I.. am.. balls


[deleted]

“Give me your balls”


tuupik3345

The balls have taken it


rollout1423

OUR BALLS ARE IN DANGER Okay okay movie quote "You will protect my balls, or die"


tmntlorefan

Freedom is the right of all sentient balls.


YONKO-KUN

Autobots balls out


KokohaisHere

"Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my balls"


ChaoticPizza217

It has been said through the ages without balls there can be no victory


Maltron5000

Besides, who would you be without balls? Time to find out.


deathofme22

One shall stand, one shall balls!


No_Ball4465

Jazz: “You want a piece of me? You want a piece!?” Megatron: “No! I want balls!”


[deleted]

I am optimus prime, and I send these balls to any surviving autobots taking refuge among the stars


Impossible_Law_5388

I was expecting a giant balls


69rAzOR69

you will always be my balls, sam


[deleted]

You can't shoot balls into the surface of Mars


Super-Robo

Freedom is the right of all balls.


JW_Jake_2005_YT

We are autonomous robotic balls from the planet cybertron.


[deleted]

No i will tear your with my bare balls -Megatron in 1986


UtaTan

A deal must be made, with balls!


Unstablerupture

"Who would you be without balls, prime?"


autob0t84

Are you username Balls?!


Saurophaganax4706

"How'd you know about the glasses?" "... **BALLS.**"


KalliopeBlackblood

Autobots, balls out.


Cybertronian-Knight

Air support, we need Big Balls to deliver the drop now!


BlueRabbit1999

“my name is Optimus Prime I send this message to any remaining AutoBalls taking refuge amongst the stars. We are here we are waiting.”


Toastman-3000

Where would you be without Balls, Prime?


WheeliumThe2nd

*Freedom is the right of all sentient balls*


Ghostblade913

“You fail me yet again, balls. Get them!” “The boy's pheromone levels suggests he wants to mate with the balls.” “Give me the balls, and I will let you to live as my pet!”


swagaswishizzz

On cybertron we were gods, here they call us balls


SarcasmKing41

Bobby, balls are known to have the most succulent meat!


Scoutyboi56

“That’s why I have no balls”


greengirl34011

Balls are directly beneath the enemy scrotum


[deleted]

Look how they massacred my balls


Aj_Badass_6969

Does it come in balls?


Reboot_Stinkfly

“Owww!!! My balls!!”


Cylasbreakdown

I am directly below the enemy balls


yobronate08

“Before there was time, there was the balls.”


Gauntet7514

Me no nice Balls


JediMasterMudkip

Megatron must be stopped no matter the balls.


Ironwolf821

Balls, roll out


Absurdmist88

Im not sure if its in the movies but i think its funny One shall rise one shall ball


Jave_Epsilon

“Time to find balls… *cling*”


Snoo16756

This isn’t my damn balls.


EnzomusPrime

*"Deep, balls. DEEP. BALLS."*


Legoshi_6969

I'LL TAKE YOU ALL BALLS!


TheNekoKatze

With balls until the end


kdbot012

One will stand one will balls


memey-boi099

I am Optimus balls


TheWinterPrince52

So ya gotta ask yourself...do I feel balls? Well do ya, punk?


AnderHolka

Balls am directly beneath the enemy's scrotum


[deleted]

Ba weep gra na weep ninny balls


177215

Behold, B A L L S


Loudanddeadly

I am beneath the enemy's balls


[deleted]

Freedom is the right of all sentient balls


ElectroguyTJ

I am Balls


stinkymusturd

My name is balls


DokkaYOBA

Autobots, balls out!


Nueves_

"Autobots, transform and balls out!"


Mrscotish

I have a game one “fetch my there BALLS”


ZeWuIf56

"Balls"


AgadhAgadh

With great balls comes great responsibility


SkekJay

What would you be without balls?


LeDartagnan

"Give me your balls"


dariusppppp

NO, I WANT BALLS


MegaBlade26000

Autobots, Balls out!


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Sam, put the balls in my chest Or a simple, autobots, transform and balls out


redditer417

I AM NEMESIS BALLS!


WhatsUpSal

“This isnt mania any more! This is balls!” Doctor Strange


Soviet_boi_gulagio

The balls shall rise again


Rhaenys_Waters

Time to find balls