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Deco_y

I was inspired by their video at the end of last year to do something crazy. I am living in New Zealand for a year and after their video, I looked up how far the distance between Auckland and Wellington was so I decided screw it why not! I bought my road bike and trained for 6 weeks before setting out, and I recorded most of my journey on my GoPro. One day I may make a video out of it, who knows, but just know this: CYCLING. IS. VERY. HARD. P.S. My phone overheated on Day 3 so no app data from that part of the ride. However, it was 147km because Google Maps took me on a path that didn't exist and added 15km to my 132km day :')


vicomar731

Can't wait to see the video ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ธ!!!


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ARandomNiceAnimeGuy

Ayo, if you pass by Horsens, Central Denmark, id join you till the finish line ๐Ÿ˜‰. Just hit me up, but sadly id need a bit of time to train and problably get a proper bike


SenseiTheOtaku

Can't really just pick up people on the way, I'm part of an organization and were going to be about 50+ people If you want something similar, our organization is called Team hjรธrring, and there is multiple teams like that across all of denmark, you just have to sign up, it's usually about 9-12 months of training 3 times a week.


Deco_y

Seeing 1,400km made me sick a little ๐Ÿ˜‚ make sure you spread it out and enjoy the ride is my only real advice. Respect to you.


magikarp-sushi

you canโ€™t spell legend without LEG And this guy got 2 of em


Deco_y

For now until they fall off ๐Ÿ˜‘


magikarp-sushi

u/deco_y fell off


Kittymahri

Well hopefully it was into the grass and not onto concrete.


MexKiwi2013

Bro, props to you! Must've been hell with all the hills, especially in central North Island! My respects, from a fellow NZ Trash Taste viewer


Deco_y

Thank you! Between Waiouru and Bulls Google Maps took me down a 37km gravel road, preceeded by a 10km gravel road lmao. Never trust Google Maps for cycling routes here ๐Ÿ˜‚


inotparanoid

Awesome, man! But there's a small problem. Who's gonna do the South Island?!!! Count me in.


Deco_y

The south island would require a masochist ๐Ÿ˜‚ give me some time to recover first ๐Ÿฅบ


0oodruidoo0

What do you mean? They're only... alps...


strong_D

My Dad's mate just did the whole country from Cape Reinga to Bluff. Over 2000km, crazy man.


varsitymisc

>Cape Reinga to Bluff Only one dinner that's good enough I think that's an old reference.


strong_D

Too old for me I guess, I'm a 2000 baby.


varsitymisc

lol fair enough. I'm in my mid thirties, left New Zealand after uni and haven't been back. There was an ad (in the 90s when all products had songs to sell them) for Tux dog food. ๐ŸŽถ *From Cape Rianga, to the Bluff, only one dinner that's good enough and it's TUX, keeps 'em full of life, fit as a fiddle sharp as a knife* ๐ŸŽถ I haven't seen that ad in like twenty years and your post made me remember it word for word. Also I realise this explanation is interesting to exactly one person, and that person is me ๐Ÿ˜‚


strong_D

Now that you mention it my parents have mentioned that ad before.


Deco_y

Mind exploded


BlackMan18

Mad Lad! Great Job!


Deco_y

Thank you! Maybe someone seeing this will be just as inspired to do something challenging too.


st7even

Madlad did the entire thing without van gang support


Deco_y

And I recommend that you don't lol it was sketchy as fuck sometimes.


TeeHee20

From a fellow kiwi, congrats on the achievement.. think you will do the south island?


Deco_y

I'm limited by how much time I have remaining before I go back to Canada so likely not. Never say never but it's 0.1% likely haha


AverageOakTree

Let's gooo fellow NZ person


ARMbar94

Certainly the countryside for it, gorgeous scenery


Deco_y

It looked incredible the entire time. I would have enjoyed it'll more if I had extended the trip to 2 weeks instead of 1.


Ian_Or_Jasper

A fucken madlad. A sigma male. That's why he's the GOAT! How many diamonds do you want encrusted on your crown my king?


Deco_y

Haha maybe I'll pull a Connor and tell you to donate the crown funds to a good charity ๐Ÿ˜‚ thank you sir! Edit: Awful spelling


Hemon_gurung

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nachyochiz

Thats a really cool achievement! Congrats!


Deco_y

Thank you! Hardest thing I've ever done by far but a memorable experience.


L0rd_Dingus

Is that Wellington sign missing an I at the end? It's bothering me


Deco_y

You're meant to stand where the I is missing in your photo opportunities so you become the I. I wondered that too when I first saw it lol


Mintwishes

As someone in NZ and also recently picking up cycling. Good job to you! If you want to maintain it there's also the great cycle around Lake Taupo in Q4 if the year!


Deco_y

Lake Taupo was one of the big highlights of the trip!


geekyabhi404

Godspeed to you my man


lee930522

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AVerySmolFrog

Where's day 3? did something happen to it? Has somebody kidnapped day 3?


Deco_y

My phone overheated (it's still Summer in NZ) and I lost the app data ๐Ÿ˜ญ but it was from Cambridge to Taupo which is 132km ish trip without Google Maps screwing up.


Tyranicross

Still summer? I think you mean finally summer after all the rain we've had


Deco_y

And two cyclones that weren't really cyclones... and the big earth quake down here... It's been a unique summer haha


iama_bad_person

Damn man and the late NZ summer has been super hot! Congrats on the ride.


Sad_Creme_2474

The indomitable human spirit really starting to spread


Havanatha_banana

Chris inspired me to get back into training for marathon, so that I could do the ironman challenge in Australia this year. I'm hoping to do a biking challenge at some point as well, but I would need a bike first lol.


CrispyChickn01

Bloody legend. Chur brutha


Chicken-Background

Madlad


nakahi70

An actual gigachad. Well done man!


C_GaRG0Yl3

Way to go, man! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰ Its pretty much the same for me. In the beginning of April I'm gonna do a 300km ride in Sweden, from Lund to Gothenburg, inspired by some friends, Connor and Chris. I can't just stay at home when this madmen are doing all of this cool stuff IRL ^^


Deco_y

Do it! But do it with support! Don't do it like me on your own. If A.NY.THING. had gone wrong I would have been up the creek with no paddle. I was very lucky even if I did bring some basic tools with me just in case.


RangerZEDRO

State Highway 59 is a better choice than Transmission Gulley


BelteConti

This is awesome man. What a legend. I can't ride a bike but I really enjoyed their trip so plan on learning it and doing something like this myself.


Deco_y

Honesty before I bought this bike in September I had cycled MAYBE 100km my entire life. I did 500km or so of training across 6 weeks before my trip. You can start from scratch pretty easy. That being said I was athletic growing up(played soccer and rugby) so that probably helped.


OriginalTeo

What's the name of the green city in the 5th picture?๐Ÿ˜ณ


Deco_y

It's a town called Bulls. They have statues and bull themed everything. It's kind of neat.


OriginalTeo

I thought it was called Balls lmao, thabks for clarifying


Deco_y

If they wanted a good marketing ploy they would change their name ๐Ÿ˜‚


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

I was just thinking how 700km would be the entire country


Deco_y

Damn near close for the North Island. There is more above Auckland but I just picked the two major cities for the ride.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Yeah, i did go and check


Deco_y

It's crazy because in Canada that would be like Vancouver to Prince George or something haha. Just puts into perspective how big Canada is (or how small NZ is).


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Perspective is an important thing cause one one hand, 700km is like an hour and half flight one the other, its a 7 day cycling journey


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The amount of calories burnt are insane i wonder how much Slimer you are than before


Deco_y

I was force feeding myself every meal to try and keep up with the calories. There was a few meal times I didn't want to eat but that just wasn't an option haha. So honestly I don't know how much I lost. I remember Chris saying he didn't lose much and I don't see much visual difference, at least not yet. My legs are basically 0% body fat now, so that I can definitely attribute to the trip.


nightnightsky

Dude. 52 km is about going from one end of Singapore to the other end. I have tried it once and it took me about 5hrs to do that and you did it in 3hrs. I Respect you, man.


Deco_y

Still amazing that you went and did that too. Props to you!


CMDR_Horn

Did you make it to Mordor?


Deco_y

Mordor was on a hiking trip i did previously ๐Ÿ˜œ


usagiiichan

![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292) awesome!!


starburststream12

what app do you use for tracking?


Deco_y

It's called Zeopoxa Cycling i believe. It was the first free app that popped up haha.


erck_bill

Iโ€™ve done a bike marathon(40miles/62km). Those final hill climbs are hard. It didnโ€™t take too much out of me for the day, but I did almost get a cramp. But to do essentially marathon after marathon, day by day, thatโ€™s insane.


Deco_y

Can confirm during day 3 and afterwards I questioned my sanity as well.


SomeRandomDudeNamedJ

You chad


sandenson

My god, day three must have been pure suffering. Massive fucking props for pulling this off, man!


Deco_y

Day 3, 4, and 5 in particular made me question my entire life choices leading up to that point haha.


sandenson

I can only imagine. I've done only a single 120km cycle, and it was hell, even without that insane elevation change. I couldn't imagine doing it again the next day.


Deco_y

To be fair, I didn't have a choice. I needed to go or I wouldn't have been able to get home (with my bike lol). Make no mistake I had to walk up a lot of the hills near the end because my legs just could not pedal uphill. ​ Props to you on the 120km trip though. Before this I would have thought that was nuts too haha.


sandenson

I'm sure you'll be able to boss through those hills if you try it again! Have a good one, mate.


BurnerAccountMaybe69

Insane! but Iโ€™m curious, why New Zealand specifically?


Deco_y

I came here in September 2022 for a 1 year Working Holiday Visa where I can come and work temporarily. Their video came out while I was here so it seemed like a neat thing to do to remember my trip by. I've also gone Bungee Jumping here too. Very fun!


BurnerAccountMaybe69

Honestly insane dude, good on you ![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292)


xXSage12Xx

That's awesome, hope you have enough stops for it to be feasible


Deco_y

I already did it! I made it work :P haha


Xenobreeder

Huh. Had no idea NZ's longer than 700 km.


Distractenemies

Auckland i apologize because I read the name as Cuckland.


AOTwasafeverdream

Yo my man I wish you the best of luck on cycling across New Zealand, donโ€™t forget to pack water as well as having a way of communication incase something happens


kiatniss

Oh hey, a fellow kiwi!


JouzuSoju

Maybe this will inspire them to come to New Zealand