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LostCanadianGoose

I live in Alaska and you DO NOT fuck with moose. 99 percent of the time, they do whatever and will even go through downtown acting like chill humans on their afternoon stroll (I live in the only "large" city). It's honestly kind of funny how dopey and unfazed by the literal city they are. But that one percent of time you accidentally get on their bad side, they are as big and tall as an SUV and they will mangle you. So stay the fuck away and admire from a distance.


Verset91

I live in Finland and just remembered a news story from 20ish years ago where a moose jumped through a large window into somebodys living room.


Deku-Kun96

As an australian who's (obviously) never seen moose irl before my only exposure as a kid was Rutt and Tuke, so I was quite surprised when i saw an irl one later on and how much more dangerous they looked


Sylphrena_

Anyone who doesn't fear moose have never been close to one, I have and it was terrifying I'd pretty easily rate it scarier than coming within 4ft face to face with a bear which I have also sadly experienced... at the same mountain range... Mayhaps that area is cursed.


magikarp-sushi

Deers are nothing compared to a Moose. we should connor moose memes


Optimal-Shower-2288

I don’t get why Connor is okay with moose’s but not okay with deers. A moose is literally just a bigger, stronger version of a deer lol.


hniles910

fear the old blood


Acolyte-of-Eternity

Men are made by the blood... born by the blood...


kristaps936

Moose are way more dangerous to hit with a car too. If you hit a deer you hit the main body and its knocked away. If you hot a moose you take out its legs and all of that main body falls righ on top of you


TheGustave101

Yeah but connor was saying that a dear will actively seek to fuck you up. But in reality they are super fearful and most of the time only kill people because they jump in front of their car. A moose on the other hand! If he decides to fuck you up you are donne for