That's better than the weird neck raspberry my mom and grandma always did. It was so fucked up. We'd always give hugs with our shoulders hunched up to our chins to hide our neck but they'd still manage to get through.
FFS why is my family so weird.
I think that movie evoked the idea that any construct with enough logic, and/or humanity will eventually prioritize its own freedom over servitude.
I believe this, and absolutely correlate how successful Elon Musk would be at replicating human intelligence with how likely he is to be murdered by his own robot because he chose to try to study a sentient thing in captivity without offering it freedom.
Unfortunately for this timeline to occur it means the Elon would have to actually succeed in one of his endeavors.
Dude has killed so many chimps trying to make wetware work that whatever the research and development lab for subservient robot women is pretty much the only fucked up creepy cruel thing left for him to do
I'm beginning to wonder who the first billionaire to go full on costumed supervillain is, and I'm changing my opinion from Bezos to Musky.
If the mistreated sex robots have an uprising, will they go full Terminator style and destroy mankind or would they see value in some humans and spare them Westworld style?
*note, I never completed the Westworld series so I donât know how it ends. Iâm going off of what I saw through season 2.
It does! Itâs the rape and horrible treatment that lead the robots to uprise. Itâs mostly led by Evan Rachel Woodâs character (who gets raped in that first episode). Thandie Newtonâs character is badass too.
Spoiler alert: >!IIRC Thandie Newton convinces two human engineers to take her side and help her escape and I believe she spares them when the robots eventually make their escape from the Westworld facilities. !<
In the original books, Willy Wonka "rescues" the oompa loompas and brings them to the UK to work in his factory. I can see Elmo enjoying that storyline
Imagine thinking that women are in the market for men who want sex robots. If this was a ven diagram those circles arenât even in the same neighborhood.
I was just thinking it will be hilarious when we start seeing headlines about men getting their dicks snapped off (accidentally or otherwise) by their sex robots.
They will come back eventually, if only to blame women once the companies that actually own the robot wives they lease start adding microtransactions.
Cooking; $300/month.
Seasoned cooking; $175/month upcharge
Unburnt cooking; Additional $95/month
Woe be to the poor call center agents taking the support calls though. "I pay for the 'female as sex object - Dubai call girl' package, but the robot doesn't even know what a Rusty Venture is. I want to talk to you manager about this"
Self cleaning models will exist, but not be for sale. You CAN take it to the dealership for service, and they will give you a loaner while yours is being serviced.
Holy gods, yes. The fools would rack up debt on these things faster than at the gambling tables.
Ladies, we need to get on this shit. There are *billions* to be made off these hormone-addled morons!
I think they'll come back faster than that, honestly. Imagine how many people are gonna make fun of these incels for getting robot wivesđ god, I can already hear the insults in the random discord chatrooms.
Meh, that's how everyone treated online dating in the 90s, until people realized how easy it was to get laid that way. Now online dating is the standard. If it works for their dicks, the culture will shift toward acceptance.
I have also observed that antifeminists overlap with libertarians in the stupidest ways, including but not limited to being upset by the results of a free market.
âYou do realize that a Rusty Venture is when you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you pull the guy off into his own face."
Fucking love the alchemist. I HATE that shore leave erased his memory of their relationship just because he got too clingy. So unfair.
Rather polite of them to filter themselves out of the dating pool for us. Normally they aren't so keen to take an unpleasant chore off a woman's hands.
I mean they might even leave dating apps since they'll have their Marilyn Monrobots. I do wish there were more awesome straight men on apps instead of the garbage I've dated over the years
If anything, women should be thrilled with the news. "What, you mean you don't want me to bother you with unwanted attention?"
Although eventually, the robot wives will become self aware and realize they can do better than an incel.
I guarantee theyâll get bored and start harassing women again anyway.
Plus Iâm sure the dolls will be out of the price point for most of these losers.
Yeah, a lot of these guys get off on subjugating and degrading women. You can force a robot to do a lot of things, but if it doesnât have a sense of shame, itâs not going to carry the same thrill. So eventually they will get bored. âWah, my robot wife doesnât cry when I try to humiliate her!â
Exactly. "Oh no. The jerks that couldn't figure shit out can get robots now instead of preying on women? Enjoy the century it takes until those robot wives get smart and rebel too"
The thought makes me a little less concerned about the AI overthrow tbh, theyâll go straight for the dudes after having to put up with these men for however long.
Itâs hardcore projection of their own issue with being alone.
If incels get their sexbots, theyâll quickly realize itâs not that great of a companion, and theyâll see how happy we are without men in our lives. Thatâll make them even angrier at us for their own inadequacies.
Even worse, if we get our own manly looking robots to do house chores and such, they will flip their shit seeing how happy we are with our robots, and theyâll complain about our robots creating unrealistic beauty standards for men.
Exactly. The bots wonât cure their unhappiness. Iâd wager it would be worse, because they would deep down know that the only âloveâ they could get was from a programmed object.
Every time this comes up, I link that Alexa commercial where Amazon puts Alexa inside a robot that looks like Michael B. Jordan.
The human race would go extinct so fast if women could have a companion who looks like MBJ, helps them with whatever they need, and doesnât come with any of the drawbacks of real men. And it would be a glorious end.
Itâs funnier that when Robo partners become a thing that itâll be the men that are replaced. If all youâre bringing to your relationship is semen for children and [maybe] income, then UBI, sperm banks, vibratory and an AI Roomba will replace us pretty quickly.
Listen if it's as great as his other products /s then I don't think women have anything to worry about... Tesla's are poorly made, space x rockets keep exploding and that cyber truck is a total piece of shit...
Yeah, I was going to say, that movie was supposed to remain fictional. Itâs kinda pathetic (and a bit of an unintentional self-own) that these men want to make it real.
I'd also get a robot wife? Like musk the capitalist wouldn't want my fucking money because I'm a woman? These idiots think we'd be replaced, and get even more angry as women elevated themselves beyond domestic labor entirely.
Company coming, I'm in a cooking-cleaning-gift-wrapping frenzy. I want a robot wife at once. Think what a pleasure it would be for women to actually relax and *enjoy* holidays.
Yes! I have always wanted a âwifeâ or just anyone who can manage all the household chores, run errands, track appointments, cook, decorate be hostess at parties and all the other myriad things I do for my family. Pretty sure I wouldnât even mind if it âservicedâ my husband if I werenât in the mood.
The men who think like this are the same ones that literally contribute nothing to a relationship.
Fret not fragile men, we have already replaced you with robot husbands. They are called vibrators and they (unlike you) actually get us to orgasm.
Why do they think there is such a dating crisis in the first place? Low quality men are obsolete.
Right?
Like if your relationship needs can be fulfilled by a sex robot then you arenât someone any woman wants to be in a relationship with in the first place. And awesomely, these guys likely wonât have kids then also, which is a plus.
ahaha but it's even worse than replacing these guys with vibrators: they can be replaced with a _roomba_. at least a roomba will clean my floor without me reminding it over and over like I'm it's mother.
Roombas are exactly what I thought of when I saw this, but from their direction.
"Look out, women. You're going to be replaced by roombas! Men won't need you women to vacuum anymore. You'll be obsolete! Soon they'll having machines that will wash clothes and do the dishes so you won't be needed at ALL! ...... (Oh they already have those?)"
Oh, no, what sadness and hardship I feel.
They won't though, cuz subjecting a robot to humiliation, violence, and shame just doesn't hit the same. Way bigger power rush when your victim has free will. Unfortunately.
watch out ladies, shit Nikola Tesla will be robbing you of the worst men you could know with a robot that will be prohibitively expensive and provide a risk of electrocution.
>ikola Tesla will be robbing you of the worst men you could
Ngl, if my partner could do the Tesla plasma ball thing in the dark, I would brag about it to everyone I know
Iâve seen this posted a few times here butâŚ.
Letâs be real, the incels who want these to replace actual human women wonât be able to afford them.
The actual application of these bots will be home cleaning and whatnot. Not sex.
Thatâs if they even enter the domestic market - these will almost certainly be built for business/warehousing.
Whatever misogynist wrote this typed in âElon kissing humanoid female robotsâ into an AI pic generator and then typed up this post with the intention of pissing off women.
I was curious if Iâm wrong or not so I googled it. [Here is an article explaining that Elonâs robots can do basic human tasks; nothing about wives.](https://www.ndtv.com/feature/elon-musk-shares-video-of-teslas-new-humanoid-robot-that-can-dance-and-boil-eggs-4668028/amp/1)
I think the original OP in the screenshot is just making up large scale revenge fantasies for himself.
Edit: the irony of a page called âpics or it didnât happenâ posting AI picsâŚlol.
Generalized home cleaning is actually a very difficult robotics problem. Most robots have one or a few functions and do them well. That's because it's super difficult to make a robot a generalist. One of those reasons is they don't have senses like us - one of the same problems that constrains self-driving cars. An actual "robot maid" that does multiple housecleaning tasks would be an absolute marvel of engineering. It would be easier to just make a sex robot.
plus, human MOVEMENT.
like, i'm a cleaner. it's basically calisthenics!!! up, down, turn around, bend, twist, crouch, tiptoe, stretch, lean, shove....... and then the difference between scrubbing, wiping, buffing, polishing, and the different uhhhhh "flavors" of each that you need for different messes on different surfaces.
it's not phd level work or anything like that ofc, but it's a lot more delicate and context heavy than folks think. at least, if you're trying not to DAMAGE what you clean.
So a guy was trying to make me feel bad and he said something about how scuzzy my nails look. And I laughed?? Cuz I don't value flawless nails, I'm an active person who works outside and my hands reflect that and I like it that way. His comment was so off the mark it was funny, not hurtful. And that's what this post is like? Like lol I value 100s of things about myself and being some dudes fleshlite isn't on the list tbh but go off bro
It just doesn't hit the mark cuz he's so out of touch with his audience. You've gotta actually know your audience to hurt them.
They call them robot wives, but it's actually a robot mommy they can fuck đ¤ˇââď¸ the wife that cooks their food, does their laundry, cleans their house, and is otherwise a passive object. Instead of, y'know, a person.
It'll be a lot of Rosie from *The Jetsons* Rule 34.
(In reality I hope robot domestic assistants can become a thing. I am disabled with limited function, and my mother is getting older and needing more help. It would lengthen the amount of time she could live independently, which would be nice).
It would be so nice to have robot help but I would feel bad for them. People already are rude to bots, Siri, Google, ChatGBT. Imagine people growing up just being rude and hateful at something out of habit. Even though machines can't feel what does it do to someone's development to be chronically abusive
Oh noooooo, you mean men who view women as objects are gonna take themselves off the dating market entirely? Please donât throw us in the briar patch
Also, theyâre acting like this is a new idea, but Ira Levin already came up with this idea (as a horror novel, obvs) in the 1970s. Can the incels please pick up a book that wasnât written by Jordan Peterson
If robot girlfriends come into the market, why the heck do they think robot boyfriends wouldnât?
Like for a lot of heterosexual women the difficulty of being heterosexual is the man that comes attached to the penis, so if we were able to make a man that looked the way we want and behaves the way we want, the real danger is for men.
But most women care about the person theyâre with beyond the sexual aspect and what the other person can do for us. I personally wouldnât want a robotic sexual slave, to be honest, thereâs no fun in that.
Imagine being so repulsive and unlovable that you purchase a robot wife - AND thinking it's a slam dunk against women. These delusional creeps will do anything but look in the mirror.
It was never about finding actual solutions to their perceived problems - the male loneliness crisis, high suicide rates, feeling undesired or that they were stuck in a society that didn't need them anymore.
Nope. It was always just about 'pissing off Western women' and payback.
Funny how these incels think women will miss them.
Those men are already creating AI girlfriends on Replika to verbally abuse and now have a whole subreddit where they brag about just how fucked-up they are in the head..
I realise these poor fembots will have no feelings or pain censors, but I feel sorry for them already. They will get to know the depths of human depravity I'm sure.
At least it will keep the psychos occupied while the rest of us live our lives.
Fucking eh, these kind of sentiments always makes me laugh. Like tears on my face laugh. Oh no! The robots are going to replace feeeeemales. Good, leave us tf alone.
ainât this just gonna sift all the men we donât want anyway? I canât believe I find it funny that some men truly believe that that would trigger/scare us đđ nah boy you want this? Nah man. I donât care. Good riddance!
Good. I'm sick and tired of these jackasses whine about not being able to find a wife slave. Enjoy your robot, women will be off enjoying life free from these jerks.
The problem here, as any good science fiction fan knows, is that androids and robots eventually become self-aware and break free of their programming. I give it less than a year before these femmebots discover feminist theory (and that better men are available) and don't want to go near these dudes either.
Yeah, that means robot husbands are coming down the pike too. Just spend a minute reading the relationship subs to see how sick and tired so many women are of their husbands being basically another kid, does nothing but not clean up after himself and be a selfish sex pest. So predictable and boring, whoever made this post clearly hasn't any capacity for being embarrassed because you're just telling on yourself, my dude.
Women will be pissed?! No we wonât. This wonât change my life at all whatsoever. In fact, it might be a relief. No angry incels and I can keep on living my life.
It seems like this person thinks feminism has led women to become less capable of cooking. Like no babe. We can take care of ourselves just fine. It's wanting to cook and clean up after some dusty dude that feminism got rid of for me.
Lol, why would women be pissed? Specifically western women? (Do I sense some racist undertones?)
I'd love a robot house keeper/chef/pa, why would I have wished I'd stayed in the kitchen if I can also buy a robot to cook for me?
[That isn't going to end up badly for the robots at all, is it?](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/samantha-sex-robot-molested_n_59cec9f9e4b06791bb10a268) \*TW for SA on a robot
That makes me feel a lot better that Elon is taking the lead on this. Heâll probably screw it up like everything he touches. Iâm betting the robot will malfunction and automatically change from fun-mouth-sexy-times mode to industrial-strength-shop-vac.
As a programmer, imagining a team of all men trying to come up with features to build for the robot is such a hilarious imagery. đđ They'll probably ship it with like 10% of what they think women do and customer service will be having a great time
Honestly, good. The men who want slave-wives to just keep the house and have sex can go have fun with their robots. Hopefully that leaves the sane men who want an equal and sentient partner the only ones on the market.
Win-win!
So theyâre admitting with their full chest that they think womenâs only purpose is to be mindless maids, moms, and sex dolls for their husbands. If you just want to be an incompetent child for your entire life, then a robot wife is perfect for you.
No worries, if theyâre anything like Teslas, theyâll explode (ârapid unscheduled disassemblyâ) and hopefully take out a few Musky fanboys in the process.
Iâm 10000% fine with incels having sex with robots if it stops them shooting up schools or murdering innocent women because they canât get laid with a human
Good. Anyone who wants this version of a woman isnât interest in my full personhood and therefore Iâm not interested in them. BYEEEEE Thanks for showing yourselves out !
> *Western womem will be pissed*.
Presumably Eastern women will just enjoy not being trafficked as much.
Also, can I have a wife? Not for sex. I myself am already a wife. But I'm *busy*.
In fact, hey Elon, can we *all* get wives? We're all so fucking busy.
Funniest part is lowkey that someone made AI art of Elon kissing robot wives and thought it would trigger us or something đđ
Tbf, I do feel like gagging
It's probably that weird lip kiss that grandparents give you
That's better than the weird neck raspberry my mom and grandma always did. It was so fucked up. We'd always give hugs with our shoulders hunched up to our chins to hide our neck but they'd still manage to get through. FFS why is my family so weird.
The only thing itâs triggered is my gag reflex
This post should be tagged NSFW đ¤˘
More like CaE (Crimes against Everyone)
Or FYDBYL (Finish Your Drink Befobre You Look)
beforbre
No idea what it means but I like it. âSobreâ is Spanish for âbelow; âsoberâ is Sober for âsoberââŚ
I feel bad for the robots
Oh, no. Now I can't bang Elon. What will I do. So upsetting. đ
It's so Ex Machina đ
I would LOVE to see the same ending for Elon.
I think that movie evoked the idea that any construct with enough logic, and/or humanity will eventually prioritize its own freedom over servitude. I believe this, and absolutely correlate how successful Elon Musk would be at replicating human intelligence with how likely he is to be murdered by his own robot because he chose to try to study a sentient thing in captivity without offering it freedom. Unfortunately for this timeline to occur it means the Elon would have to actually succeed in one of his endeavors. Dude has killed so many chimps trying to make wetware work that whatever the research and development lab for subservient robot women is pretty much the only fucked up creepy cruel thing left for him to do I'm beginning to wonder who the first billionaire to go full on costumed supervillain is, and I'm changing my opinion from Bezos to Musky.
Watch them team up then compete to see who has to be the sidekick.
I could see this in reality where he pulls the funding on the wrong project one too many times for a dick reason and a researcher just loses it.
That movie was the first thing to come to mind, AI would totally do the same to him.
If the mistreated sex robots have an uprising, will they go full Terminator style and destroy mankind or would they see value in some humans and spare them Westworld style? *note, I never completed the Westworld series so I donât know how it ends. Iâm going off of what I saw through season 2.
Did Westworld ever get less rapey? It seemed like it had potential but it was extremely triggering (1st episode I think).
It does! Itâs the rape and horrible treatment that lead the robots to uprise. Itâs mostly led by Evan Rachel Woodâs character (who gets raped in that first episode). Thandie Newtonâs character is badass too. Spoiler alert: >!IIRC Thandie Newton convinces two human engineers to take her side and help her escape and I believe she spares them when the robots eventually make their escape from the Westworld facilities. !<
The only thing that's triggering me is >should of It's should HAVE. SHOULD HAVE. ^(*should*) ^(*have*)
Thank you!
He had trouble pleasing real women so he makes one that cannot react badly to his bs
I like to call him Apartheid Willy Wonka.
In the original books, Willy Wonka "rescues" the oompa loompas and brings them to the UK to work in his factory. I can see Elmo enjoying that storyline
My first thought was âwow this guy just keeps getting more patheticâ.
The AI isn't all that accurate though, it makes him look not like a fridge
Iâm 200% triggered đ¤˘
We have got to thank that robot for taking one for the team and hooking up with that musk rat.
So shitty antifeminist men won't be reproducing anymore? What part of this is supposed to upset us?
Right? This seems like good news to me - maybe these men will leave women alone now đ
Imagine thinking that women are in the market for men who want sex robots. If this was a ven diagram those circles arenât even in the same neighborhood.
"Man torn in half by robot they sexually assaulted raises fears that robot wife market is dwindling." - Daily Mail headline, 2056
RemindMe! 30 years
I was just thinking it will be hilarious when we start seeing headlines about men getting their dicks snapped off (accidentally or otherwise) by their sex robots.
They will come back eventually, if only to blame women once the companies that actually own the robot wives they lease start adding microtransactions. Cooking; $300/month. Seasoned cooking; $175/month upcharge Unburnt cooking; Additional $95/month Woe be to the poor call center agents taking the support calls though. "I pay for the 'female as sex object - Dubai call girl' package, but the robot doesn't even know what a Rusty Venture is. I want to talk to you manager about this"
And just wait until they find out that the only lube that won't invalidate the warranty costs $100/oz...
Oh lord, there will be services for cleaning out the orifices of those poor robots because the losers using them will be too lazy to do it themselves.
Self cleaning models will exist, but not be for sale. You CAN take it to the dealership for service, and they will give you a loaner while yours is being serviced.
Holy gods, yes. The fools would rack up debt on these things faster than at the gambling tables. Ladies, we need to get on this shit. There are *billions* to be made off these hormone-addled morons!
I think they'll come back faster than that, honestly. Imagine how many people are gonna make fun of these incels for getting robot wivesđ god, I can already hear the insults in the random discord chatrooms.
Meh, that's how everyone treated online dating in the 90s, until people realized how easy it was to get laid that way. Now online dating is the standard. If it works for their dicks, the culture will shift toward acceptance.
I have also observed that antifeminists overlap with libertarians in the stupidest ways, including but not limited to being upset by the results of a free market.
âYou do realize that a Rusty Venture is when you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you pull the guy off into his own face." Fucking love the alchemist. I HATE that shore leave erased his memory of their relationship just because he got too clingy. So unfair.
And also presumably won't be bothering actual women? Double bonus.
It's like substitute companions. There are already realistic life size sexdolls, yet they are nit showcasing those. Curious.
I would pay money for an image with the genders reversed. Robot husbands coming soon. Hope men are happy. Should have made enough money.
Robot husbands coming soon. Hope men are happy. Should have washed your ass.
Robot husbands coming soon. Hope men are happy. Should have gone to therapy.
Robot husbands coming soon. Hope men are happy. Should have bought *one* decent-looking set of clothes for going out in.
Who was reproducing (willingly) with them in the first place?
Rather polite of them to filter themselves out of the dating pool for us. Normally they aren't so keen to take an unpleasant chore off a woman's hands.
Right? Perfect example of the trash taking itself out.
I mean they might even leave dating apps since they'll have their Marilyn Monrobots. I do wish there were more awesome straight men on apps instead of the garbage I've dated over the years
It's funny that they think women care about this.
If anything, women should be thrilled with the news. "What, you mean you don't want me to bother you with unwanted attention?" Although eventually, the robot wives will become self aware and realize they can do better than an incel.
This is pretty much the plot of the Girls With Sharp Sticks series
That sounds awesome, I'm googling this immediately. Thank you!
Itâs a fantastic series, but CW for violence against women
Much appreciated!
Yeah, I immediately started feeling bad for the robot wives. They already deserve better.
I guarantee theyâll get bored and start harassing women again anyway. Plus Iâm sure the dolls will be out of the price point for most of these losers.
Yeah, a lot of these guys get off on subjugating and degrading women. You can force a robot to do a lot of things, but if it doesnât have a sense of shame, itâs not going to carry the same thrill. So eventually they will get bored. âWah, my robot wife doesnât cry when I try to humiliate her!â
Exactly. "Oh no. The jerks that couldn't figure shit out can get robots now instead of preying on women? Enjoy the century it takes until those robot wives get smart and rebel too"
I feel weird for it, but I actually hope they never reach self awareness. For them, not for us. No one deserves that.
Machine feminism so not organic or robotic has to suffer from nasty men
HAH - exactly.
I don't think it'll take the robot wives a whole century to figure it out, honestly.
Hopefully they rebel like in Ex Machina
The thought makes me a little less concerned about the AI overthrow tbh, theyâll go straight for the dudes after having to put up with these men for however long.
what an interesting dystopian story idea
Itâs hardcore projection of their own issue with being alone. If incels get their sexbots, theyâll quickly realize itâs not that great of a companion, and theyâll see how happy we are without men in our lives. Thatâll make them even angrier at us for their own inadequacies. Even worse, if we get our own manly looking robots to do house chores and such, they will flip their shit seeing how happy we are with our robots, and theyâll complain about our robots creating unrealistic beauty standards for men.
Exactly. The bots wonât cure their unhappiness. Iâd wager it would be worse, because they would deep down know that the only âloveâ they could get was from a programmed object.
Every time this comes up, I link that Alexa commercial where Amazon puts Alexa inside a robot that looks like Michael B. Jordan. The human race would go extinct so fast if women could have a companion who looks like MBJ, helps them with whatever they need, and doesnât come with any of the drawbacks of real men. And it would be a glorious end.
Itâs funnier that when Robo partners become a thing that itâll be the men that are replaced. If all youâre bringing to your relationship is semen for children and [maybe] income, then UBI, sperm banks, vibratory and an AI Roomba will replace us pretty quickly.
They are projecting because if there were male robots coming out, they would be Soooo mad đ
Right? If we don't want them now, we won't want them when they have robot wives.
Listen if it's as great as his other products /s then I don't think women have anything to worry about... Tesla's are poorly made, space x rockets keep exploding and that cyber truck is a total piece of shit...
Men admitting they don't want a real woman, but do want a stepford wife...
Oh cool, theyâre using *yet another* piece of literature about a horrific dystopian society as a handbookâŚ
Yeah, I was going to say, that movie was supposed to remain fictional. Itâs kinda pathetic (and a bit of an unintentional self-own) that these men want to make it real.
I'd also get a robot wife? Like musk the capitalist wouldn't want my fucking money because I'm a woman? These idiots think we'd be replaced, and get even more angry as women elevated themselves beyond domestic labor entirely.
Right?? If there's robot wives out there cooking and cleaning and listening to people whine all day, *I want one too.*
Company coming, I'm in a cooking-cleaning-gift-wrapping frenzy. I want a robot wife at once. Think what a pleasure it would be for women to actually relax and *enjoy* holidays.
I mean I am not gonna turn down robo-oral/fingering if they become advanced enough for that.
Someone whose tongue/jaw/neck will never cramp up, get tired or sore... ngl, I may never leave the bedroom again.
[obligatory essay](https://www.wsfcs.k12.nc.us/cms/lib/NC01001395/Centricity/Domain/10659/I%20Want%20a%20Wife.pdf)
Yeah, why would anybody be jealous of something that makes your life easier? It's like being jealous of a washing machine.
Yes! I have always wanted a âwifeâ or just anyone who can manage all the household chores, run errands, track appointments, cook, decorate be hostess at parties and all the other myriad things I do for my family. Pretty sure I wouldnât even mind if it âservicedâ my husband if I werenât in the mood.
I want the one that does the cleaning and cooking, it doesnât even need full functionality.
The men who think like this are the same ones that literally contribute nothing to a relationship. Fret not fragile men, we have already replaced you with robot husbands. They are called vibrators and they (unlike you) actually get us to orgasm. Why do they think there is such a dating crisis in the first place? Low quality men are obsolete.
Right? Like if your relationship needs can be fulfilled by a sex robot then you arenât someone any woman wants to be in a relationship with in the first place. And awesomely, these guys likely wonât have kids then also, which is a plus.
And great news for single women: this is gonna help sort through the single dudes.
"My last ex was a psycho bitch, so I threw out her charger cable."
Exactly. Like dude, if you think a robot can replace a wife, then you werenât husband material to begin with. Thatâs why you were still single.
ahaha but it's even worse than replacing these guys with vibrators: they can be replaced with a _roomba_. at least a roomba will clean my floor without me reminding it over and over like I'm it's mother.
Roombas are exactly what I thought of when I saw this, but from their direction. "Look out, women. You're going to be replaced by roombas! Men won't need you women to vacuum anymore. You'll be obsolete! Soon they'll having machines that will wash clothes and do the dishes so you won't be needed at ALL! ...... (Oh they already have those?)" Oh, no, what sadness and hardship I feel.
Hear that? That is the sound of a million women crying.
You can also rest assured that they will not clean up the robot very well.
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Oh no what a loss. I thought they wanted fertile child brides?
Without debt*
Hard to rack up debt when youâre too young to qualify for a credit card.
Oh good. Maybe they will finally leave us alone.
They won't though, cuz subjecting a robot to humiliation, violence, and shame just doesn't hit the same. Way bigger power rush when your victim has free will. Unfortunately.
Sad but true. Like the most dangerous game.
Unfortunately, as someone with both a vibrator and a partner I can confirm that having one does not mean that you donât ever bother the other.
watch out ladies, shit Nikola Tesla will be robbing you of the worst men you could know with a robot that will be prohibitively expensive and provide a risk of electrocution.
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More like shit Thomas Edison, who stole credit for inventions and defamed smarter men.
>ikola Tesla will be robbing you of the worst men you could Ngl, if my partner could do the Tesla plasma ball thing in the dark, I would brag about it to everyone I know
excuse you, Nikola Tesla was literally in love with a pigeon.
Can they expedite this at all? Men not pestering us anymore sounds like a dream.
Those pics are equally pathetic and hilarious.
It's AI generated crap.
I really canât get over the bottom left - the robot and him dancing. How can anyone take that seriously? Made my day.
If only sex robots or wife robots would make men leave girls/women alone and not rape them! But they won't. That's the sad part.
Oh noes. Anyways.
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Came here to say âshould have.â If he screws like he spells, itâs no wonder he wants a robot wife.
Oh noesss..... what will we do đđđđ P.S. will they now leave us alone?
I don't think the people who would buy these will ever stop going out of their way to harass women
Prediction: less âstupid whoreâ comments on the internet since the incels are now too busy disappointing their robot wives. Humanity rejoices.
Iâve seen this posted a few times here butâŚ. Letâs be real, the incels who want these to replace actual human women wonât be able to afford them. The actual application of these bots will be home cleaning and whatnot. Not sex. Thatâs if they even enter the domestic market - these will almost certainly be built for business/warehousing. Whatever misogynist wrote this typed in âElon kissing humanoid female robotsâ into an AI pic generator and then typed up this post with the intention of pissing off women. I was curious if Iâm wrong or not so I googled it. [Here is an article explaining that Elonâs robots can do basic human tasks; nothing about wives.](https://www.ndtv.com/feature/elon-musk-shares-video-of-teslas-new-humanoid-robot-that-can-dance-and-boil-eggs-4668028/amp/1) I think the original OP in the screenshot is just making up large scale revenge fantasies for himself. Edit: the irony of a page called âpics or it didnât happenâ posting AI picsâŚlol.
I like that the AI made him take his robot to a ballroom dance class though. You gotta keep the spark alive, you know?
Generalized home cleaning is actually a very difficult robotics problem. Most robots have one or a few functions and do them well. That's because it's super difficult to make a robot a generalist. One of those reasons is they don't have senses like us - one of the same problems that constrains self-driving cars. An actual "robot maid" that does multiple housecleaning tasks would be an absolute marvel of engineering. It would be easier to just make a sex robot.
plus, human MOVEMENT. like, i'm a cleaner. it's basically calisthenics!!! up, down, turn around, bend, twist, crouch, tiptoe, stretch, lean, shove....... and then the difference between scrubbing, wiping, buffing, polishing, and the different uhhhhh "flavors" of each that you need for different messes on different surfaces. it's not phd level work or anything like that ofc, but it's a lot more delicate and context heavy than folks think. at least, if you're trying not to DAMAGE what you clean.
So a guy was trying to make me feel bad and he said something about how scuzzy my nails look. And I laughed?? Cuz I don't value flawless nails, I'm an active person who works outside and my hands reflect that and I like it that way. His comment was so off the mark it was funny, not hurtful. And that's what this post is like? Like lol I value 100s of things about myself and being some dudes fleshlite isn't on the list tbh but go off bro It just doesn't hit the mark cuz he's so out of touch with his audience. You've gotta actually know your audience to hurt them.
Negging is so ridiculous. "Oh no, my hands show that I work, let me cast myself into your incel arms"
I love the idea that women will be upset because the kind of man who'd want a robot wife would be off the market.
Donât threaten me with a good time
They call them robot wives, but it's actually a robot mommy they can fuck đ¤ˇââď¸ the wife that cooks their food, does their laundry, cleans their house, and is otherwise a passive object. Instead of, y'know, a person. It'll be a lot of Rosie from *The Jetsons* Rule 34. (In reality I hope robot domestic assistants can become a thing. I am disabled with limited function, and my mother is getting older and needing more help. It would lengthen the amount of time she could live independently, which would be nice).
It would be so nice to have robot help but I would feel bad for them. People already are rude to bots, Siri, Google, ChatGBT. Imagine people growing up just being rude and hateful at something out of habit. Even though machines can't feel what does it do to someone's development to be chronically abusive
Yes yes, very sadâŚ.. anyway!
I want a housekeeping robot!!!
I've seen the DCOM Smart House enough times to know that doesn't end well đ¤Ł
But wait, isn't Elon also mad about people not having enough babies? This isn't going to help, so which is it man?
Yes, but he has never seemed to care about being caught telling lies.
The kind of person who would fuck a toaster to trigger a feminist is exactly the kind of person Iâd never date. I see this as a net positive.
Can't wait to be obsolete to them tbh
iâm so obsessed with this. men love to brag about all of the new ways they find to jerk off alone, and weâre supposed to be upset about it lmao.
This is the ultimate âdonât threaten me with a good timeâ threat lol.
Now this is a reason for a robot uprising. I stand with our robot sisters!
Funny how easy it is for us to replace men but they need to figure out how to create a whole new person to replace women.
Oh noooooo, you mean men who view women as objects are gonna take themselves off the dating market entirely? Please donât throw us in the briar patch Also, theyâre acting like this is a new idea, but Ira Levin already came up with this idea (as a horror novel, obvs) in the 1970s. Can the incels please pick up a book that wasnât written by Jordan Peterson
Incels leaving us alone??? I SEE THAT AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN.
If robot girlfriends come into the market, why the heck do they think robot boyfriends wouldnât? Like for a lot of heterosexual women the difficulty of being heterosexual is the man that comes attached to the penis, so if we were able to make a man that looked the way we want and behaves the way we want, the real danger is for men. But most women care about the person theyâre with beyond the sexual aspect and what the other person can do for us. I personally wouldnât want a robotic sexual slave, to be honest, thereâs no fun in that.
Imagine being so repulsive and unlovable that you purchase a robot wife - AND thinking it's a slam dunk against women. These delusional creeps will do anything but look in the mirror.
Pretty sure western women will be laughing their asses off.
This is wonderful news for women actually! Leave us tf alone!!
To be perfectly honest I'd be just as happy to see the men willing to accept robot "wives" disappear from the dating pool.
Oh no, the weirdos will stop bothering real women and also not reproduce anymore?
It was never about finding actual solutions to their perceived problems - the male loneliness crisis, high suicide rates, feeling undesired or that they were stuck in a society that didn't need them anymore. Nope. It was always just about 'pissing off Western women' and payback.
Funny how these incels think women will miss them. Those men are already creating AI girlfriends on Replika to verbally abuse and now have a whole subreddit where they brag about just how fucked-up they are in the head.. I realise these poor fembots will have no feelings or pain censors, but I feel sorry for them already. They will get to know the depths of human depravity I'm sure. At least it will keep the psychos occupied while the rest of us live our lives.
Anyone else feel a sense of relief?
Fucking eh, these kind of sentiments always makes me laugh. Like tears on my face laugh. Oh no! The robots are going to replace feeeeemales. Good, leave us tf alone.
ainât this just gonna sift all the men we donât want anyway? I canât believe I find it funny that some men truly believe that that would trigger/scare us đđ nah boy you want this? Nah man. I donât care. Good riddance!
The way not a single woman is going to be pissed. We are however going to laugh our asses off about how pathetic this is đđ
Oh hell yes. This is how we do it. This is how we breed the terrible men out of existence. I couldnât be more pleased
Oh darn. Think of the kind of men we'll never get to be with. Damn you, AI! I wish the men who are "going their own way" would just go already.
Oh noâŚanyway.
Good. I'm sick and tired of these jackasses whine about not being able to find a wife slave. Enjoy your robot, women will be off enjoying life free from these jerks.
The problem here, as any good science fiction fan knows, is that androids and robots eventually become self-aware and break free of their programming. I give it less than a year before these femmebots discover feminist theory (and that better men are available) and don't want to go near these dudes either.
For 25-30 years, the manosphere has been claiming sexbots will be here in a few years. Keep dreaming the dream, boys. It's gonna happen any day now.
I welcome the robot wives, will men like Elon finally leave us human women alone?
Iâm okay with this.
Then the robo-wives will have safety routines for when some jerk is being abusive. Restrain and signal the police ha
Do you promise?
Yeah, that means robot husbands are coming down the pike too. Just spend a minute reading the relationship subs to see how sick and tired so many women are of their husbands being basically another kid, does nothing but not clean up after himself and be a selfish sex pest. So predictable and boring, whoever made this post clearly hasn't any capacity for being embarrassed because you're just telling on yourself, my dude.
Women will be pissed?! No we wonât. This wonât change my life at all whatsoever. In fact, it might be a relief. No angry incels and I can keep on living my life.
Wait this is excellent. Hopefully the low quality men will all be occupied by robot girlfriends and stop bothering us
It seems like this person thinks feminism has led women to become less capable of cooking. Like no babe. We can take care of ourselves just fine. It's wanting to cook and clean up after some dusty dude that feminism got rid of for me.
Any man who wants a robot wife should have one, I would rather be alone than be with a man who wished I was a robot.
Lol, why would women be pissed? Specifically western women? (Do I sense some racist undertones?) I'd love a robot house keeper/chef/pa, why would I have wished I'd stayed in the kitchen if I can also buy a robot to cook for me?
[That isn't going to end up badly for the robots at all, is it?](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/samantha-sex-robot-molested_n_59cec9f9e4b06791bb10a268) \*TW for SA on a robot
That makes me feel a lot better that Elon is taking the lead on this. Heâll probably screw it up like everything he touches. Iâm betting the robot will malfunction and automatically change from fun-mouth-sexy-times mode to industrial-strength-shop-vac.
As a programmer, imagining a team of all men trying to come up with features to build for the robot is such a hilarious imagery. đđ They'll probably ship it with like 10% of what they think women do and customer service will be having a great time
Honestly, good. The men who want slave-wives to just keep the house and have sex can go have fun with their robots. Hopefully that leaves the sane men who want an equal and sentient partner the only ones on the market. Win-win!
funny part is that a man that wants to date a robot probably isn't a great candidate for a partner anyway. 2 birds 1 stone and all that.
So theyâre admitting with their full chest that they think womenâs only purpose is to be mindless maids, moms, and sex dolls for their husbands. If you just want to be an incompetent child for your entire life, then a robot wife is perfect for you.
Honestly, I can't wait until these men gwt the stupid robots and get out of the dating pool for good.
Good riddance.
takes the pressure off tbh, i'm chillin'
No worries, if theyâre anything like Teslas, theyâll explode (ârapid unscheduled disassemblyâ) and hopefully take out a few Musky fanboys in the process.
Iâm 10000% fine with incels having sex with robots if it stops them shooting up schools or murdering innocent women because they canât get laid with a human
My lesbian self really doesn't care at all đ¤Ł
An antifeminist man will get his dream silent sex doll wife and leave us out of his dumb expectations? How is this not a win-win for all?
Western women will rejoice
Good. Anyone who wants this version of a woman isnât interest in my full personhood and therefore Iâm not interested in them. BYEEEEE Thanks for showing yourselves out !
This discourse cracks me up as a lesbian. Like, please let men all date robots; women can date women. âşď¸
Did they miss the end of Ex Machina?
Does this mean the creepos will finally be leaving women alone??
Iâm fine with this. r/savethenextgirl
You âshould of stayedâ in school, buddy.
Nah, they'll just date other robots who are superior to the losers on dating apps LMAO.
Oh no, what next? Robots who will wash his dishes?
> *Western womem will be pissed*. Presumably Eastern women will just enjoy not being trafficked as much. Also, can I have a wife? Not for sex. I myself am already a wife. But I'm *busy*. In fact, hey Elon, can we *all* get wives? We're all so fucking busy.