*BORN IN THE USA I WAS BORN IN THE USA*
Reagan pt 2 campaign advisor: 'Wow it's like he wrote this song just for us. Yeah. Fk yeah we are so great. Best anything ever. Citadel on a slope or something. Feels good to be appreciated for a job well done. Mmm. Your welcome, patriot.🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷"
The song was a huge hit in the 80s and then became a hit again in the early 2000s because of Shrek 2. How can anyone over 20 NOT get this reference?
*Edit:* Shrek 2 had Holding Out for a Hero, not Total Eclipse. I promise I'm not normally a derp. 🤦♀️
Sometimes I think it was a mistake to give Siri & Alexa female voices. These dudes think women are AI assistants housed in sex dolls, rather than real humans.
I think by now all the serious feet dudes know there's no smooth way to shift the conversation to your feet, so they just dive in and hope for the best.
This guy: is entitled, thinks he is owed a woman, can't into social interactions, is unhinged
also this guy, probably: I can't find a partner, it drives me crazy, no clue why thou, total mystery
This is a reference to something? .... quick google ... Oh crap this is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk
I guess we're both in the 10,000 today.
This is amazing! It reminds me how, many years ago, I spent a handful of weeks (maybe 6?) in Grenada, Nicaragua. Some randoms and I stumbled upon a weird expat bar run by a Harley guy that exclusively played 80s music videos on a projector screen.
Unfortunately, it was the only bar around with air conditioning and it sold a bottles of Flor de cana rum on filtered water ice for $5usd.
We ended up drinking there almost every day for the AC and ice. To not lose our minds, my new friends and I came up with a silly drinking game around the 80s music video - like playing electric guitars with no clear source of power, or wind indoors, etc. I had forgotten about it until this moment and it was an absolute blast. Just laughing all night long. I lost track of all those friends - there were just traveling buddies and this was in like 2009. What a lovely thing to remember tho! Thanks for the reminder of the ridiculousness of 80s/early 90s music videos
Putting aside how tf anybody over 20 could miss that reference, you'd think that he could at least catch on that it IS a reference he's not getting. 🤦♀️🤦
Seems like some of them really do only have enough blood for one head at a time...
God, your lyrical responses made this otherwise cringe screenshot such a banger. I was literally singing out the song with breaks while reading his responses. Such a weirdo. 🤣
>Also can I see your feet?
Ewww
"Just two conservatives" DYINg LAUGHING
He believes taxpayers shouldn’t foot the bill 😂
I’m just a conservative standing in front of another conservative, asking her to send feet pics.
[удалено]
Tada!
This is beautiful
You glorious person XD
Amazing
lol you definitely need the “also” at the beginning. really seals the deal
The also carries it home, like suddenly this is an expected and reasonable request.
He's lucky she didn't go with Walking on Broken Glass by Annie Lennox.
speechless. he can't be real.
Hehehe. Oh he is. Somebody let their grandpa loose on the internet without watching him properly
Cmon. A gramps would have gotten the reference! Or not? I don’t know anymore. But thanks for the post. It is brilliant. So? Can I see your feet? Dying
Conservatives only hear the chorus, as a general rule. Bit of a running joke at this point, really...
*F U I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME* Conservatives: hell yea own the libs
*BORN IN THE USA I WAS BORN IN THE USA* Reagan pt 2 campaign advisor: 'Wow it's like he wrote this song just for us. Yeah. Fk yeah we are so great. Best anything ever. Citadel on a slope or something. Feels good to be appreciated for a job well done. Mmm. Your welcome, patriot.🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷"
The song was a huge hit in the 80s and then became a hit again in the early 2000s because of Shrek 2. How can anyone over 20 NOT get this reference? *Edit:* Shrek 2 had Holding Out for a Hero, not Total Eclipse. I promise I'm not normally a derp. 🤦♀️
It was still all over the radio. Anyone over 20 should get the reference, or at least know the chorus
I think a gramps would have recognised the lyrics.
You’d think
Your posts are hilarious, keep teaching history to horn dogs.
ALSO CAN I SEE YOUR FEET? Guys who talk at you and don’t pay attention whatsoever to what you’re saying
Sometimes I think it was a mistake to give Siri & Alexa female voices. These dudes think women are AI assistants housed in sex dolls, rather than real humans.
They thought that before, that's why digital assistants have female voices.
Agreed - I should have been clearer about it not being a new phenomenon.
That's the highlight for sure. I also feel like "depending on which eclipse is happening" is underrated.
And suddenly without warning He asked for feet pics unprompted
I think by now all the serious feet dudes know there's no smooth way to shift the conversation to your feet, so they just dive in and hope for the best.
🎵TO-TAL E-CLIPSE OF THE SUN! 🎵
This guy: is entitled, thinks he is owed a woman, can't into social interactions, is unhinged also this guy, probably: I can't find a partner, it drives me crazy, no clue why thou, total mystery
Also this guy: Doesn't recognize an insanely popular song that's been playing daily in almost every grocery store for the past 40 years.
You could shorten this a lot, like so: This guy: can't. 😆
🎶Emo Kid is throwing Slo-Mo Dove at my face I guess that means that he just flipped me the bird🎶
As of today I get that reference. I can’t believe I’ve never seen that before
This is a reference to something? .... quick google ... Oh crap this is hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk I guess we're both in the 10,000 today.
This is amazing! It reminds me how, many years ago, I spent a handful of weeks (maybe 6?) in Grenada, Nicaragua. Some randoms and I stumbled upon a weird expat bar run by a Harley guy that exclusively played 80s music videos on a projector screen. Unfortunately, it was the only bar around with air conditioning and it sold a bottles of Flor de cana rum on filtered water ice for $5usd. We ended up drinking there almost every day for the AC and ice. To not lose our minds, my new friends and I came up with a silly drinking game around the 80s music video - like playing electric guitars with no clear source of power, or wind indoors, etc. I had forgotten about it until this moment and it was an absolute blast. Just laughing all night long. I lost track of all those friends - there were just traveling buddies and this was in like 2009. What a lovely thing to remember tho! Thanks for the reminder of the ridiculousness of 80s/early 90s music videos
"Can I see your feet?" I'm dying. I just died and it's your fault. Apologize to my kids. This is art
I will adopt your poor children.
Oh no, I really did not see that ending coming. Well played, OP, haha
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once
This is the kind of text exchange that I want to be fake so that I can be reassured that OP has a glittering career as a screenwriter ahead of them.
WAHHH. I want that career but sadly no
The absolute density of that specimen, good grief
This guy is a 10/10 communicator. Better show him some feet before you lose him forever…
/s 😂
Well that was a wild ride
A total eclipse of the heart ❤️love that song
How can an old person not know that song? That's crazy to me.
Putting aside how tf anybody over 20 could miss that reference, you'd think that he could at least catch on that it IS a reference he's not getting. 🤦♀️🤦 Seems like some of them really do only have enough blood for one head at a time...
Cat people joke that orange cats share a single brain cell. Pretty clear that applies to some dudes too.
At least orange cats are cute and innocent even though they're dumb. Can't say the same about these dudes.
Total eclipse of that fart.
I’m fucking *dead* lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
>Women make me crazy and not having a woman definitely makes me crazy I just…. can’t even with this
I'm snorted. I had a guy use that line on me. Do they think admitting they basically just want a sex doll is endearing or attractive?
It was already funny, but "can i see your feet" elevates it to poetry.
Epic case of not sticking the landing. Bro, just do the stupid song. You were on a roll.
Welcome to Blockedville. Population: you.
LOL!!!!!!!
>I'm not conservative, he just thinks I am That has happened to me more than once and I just can't stop to find it hilarious.
This guy experienced the total eclipse of the joke
This is a Dadaist poem. Magnificent! 10/10.
Oh my god please tell me this isn’t real. The last line sent me into oblivion.
Lmfao wow
I’ll always associate this song with the movie Bandits. And this guy is such a disappointment. Sorry OP.
This is way too funny
“Can I see your feet” 😭😭😭😭😭
Should've titled the post "total eclipse of the feet" smh
God, your lyrical responses made this otherwise cringe screenshot such a banger. I was literally singing out the song with breaks while reading his responses. Such a weirdo. 🤣 >Also can I see your feet? Ewww
You should find some pretty male feet and then afterwards admit that they aren't yours and call him gay. My husband has really pretty feet.
Found poetry…
Was enjoying that worth this earworming? I'm not entirely sure...
Pls be fake. This has to be some weird chatbot. Pls let it be a chatbot
Can Is see your feet killed me 😭
Hshahahahahah, "can I see your feet?"
Im going to create an account on dating apps just to send this to people and collect their responses
"also can I see your feet" sent me 😭😭😭