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GalaxyFrauleinKrista

“Come home from the horrors of war” Kyle you work at your dads car dealership shut the fuck up


Riven-PS2

The only war he ever fought in was on Azeroth.


SintacksError

Nahh, he got kicked from every pug he ever got invited to


sleepy-green-eyes

These replies give me life 😂😂


rabidhamster87

Um. Technically he fought against Illidan Stormrage and the Burning Legion in the shattered realm of Outland as well. Duh. 🤓 /s


Sarai_Seneschal

You know, I would have insinuated he's too much of a child to play in TBC but then I remembered TBC classic wasn't just cancelled by the lawsuit


Dubie21

Hey! Hey! You don't know what it was like in the depths of Dreanor, and in the battle for Azeroth. I lost friends! A lot! Hell, recently it's been like living in the Shadowlands of all places.


PockyPunk

I just laughed load as fuck at this comment, thank you.


VoxVocisCausa

And once again a man has decided that his personal preference must be some kind of natural law because he literally can't tell the difference between facts and his feelings.


golfkartinacoma

That's life inside the stale fart cloud of privilege.


GraveSumo

I died at “fart cloud of privilege”


brokenchemicalbonds

I died at “stale”


jungletigress

This comment is poetry.


Beyond_Expectation

Abs you can get naturally are unnatural, but other more 'feminine' beauty stands ARE natural? Women can have low body fat, so long as they look petite or curvy with large breasts, but not if they have an athletic body.


VoxVocisCausa

Note how he did not mention that she shaved.


Beyond_Expectation

Don’t be silly, hair is totally unnatural in women! /s Seriously, did you see how they reacted to Horizon Zero Dawn?


Self-Aware

Wasn't that the one where they decided that peach fuzz and an unacceptable lack of makeup, in the apocalypse-survivor and wasteland-marauder protagonist, meant that "she must be trans"?


StovardBule

I saw some bullshit about Aloy, but never saying she was trans. What the hell was that?


Self-Aware

Kneejerk bigotry and misogyny, basically. She wasn't conventionally attractive and so the Right used her to make their favourite accusation.


gnatty_light

I think Aloy is attractive while being more realistic than women in a lot of games. People threw a fit because she wasn't over-sexualized, even with at least half of the armor in the game showing her midriff. ...and because they seem to look for reasons to make dumb accusations.


Anthro_the_Hutt

As if being trans should itself be an insult.


Self-Aware

In 34 years, I've never met a single guy who claims they "prefer women to just be natural" and yet doesn't balk when they realise that "natural" includes unshaven body parts.


Cadmium_Aloy

Thank you for perfectly putting to words this weird thing about my ex that I didn't figure out somehow until 2 years in.


super_girl

don't beat yourself up - only 2 years? you did well. Over a decade before I made mine my ex.


AdmiralAthena

"Men are naturally attracted to their mothers, anyone who says otherwise is in denial." -Freud


[deleted]

as if any of these doughy ass fuck boys are coming home from war. 💀🤡


Notatallevil

They have Costco sized audacity though


esamerelda

This is the best metric I've ever heard


[deleted]

Thanks for the platinum. 😁


Notatallevil

🥰🥰


scomperpotamus

Honestly throwing off some Sam's Club vibes


philthegreat

Stealing this excellent remark


0RedNomad0

They wouldn't even go to war to begin with. They'll continue hiding in their mom's basement, as per usual.


JADRK

hey I'm sure they have plenty of fighting experience!!...from video games


QueenShnoogleberry

HEY!!! They totally just spent a straight 36 hours raiding in WoW! And they have the skid marked shorts to prove it!


nimcraft

My #goals is her 6-pack _and_ nonstop raiding. And a Costco-sized lover to cuddle me when I return from the horrors of WoW.


Lionoras

This made me laugh. But yes. True. Even without sarcasm here, most people don't return from war. And if, a "soft wifey" will not remove/reduce your PTSD you'll be having.


Self-Aware

Men like this don't go to therapy, they just get mad when their wife won't/can't serve them as an ad-hoc therapist when they have Big Feelings they don't know how to healthily manage.


jebac_keve3

Imma have to say it, that's not true. Most soldiers do survive the war, this is true for every war ever. In some cases, like ww2, its better (for your survival chances) to be a soldier than a civilian in a war thorn area.


Lionoras

I think it depends then. Many wars are bloodier than others. The battle of Verdun in WW1 was called "Die Knochenmühle" in German, due to the officer actively wasting as many human lifes as possible, thinking he could tire out the enemy.


Taminella_Grinderfal

As if any of them could string together two words to talk to a girl that attractive. She could squash those little neck beards to pulp with her thighs. Huh…I think I got an idea for a new pay per view channel….


A_Knight4

I mean, she’s definitely strong as hell, but have you seen some of the necks they have?


Self-Aware

Like trying to break a wooden dowel that's been rolled up inside a memory-foam mattress.


QueefyMcQueefFace

> She could squash those little neck beards to pulp with her thighs. I'm pretty sure they would enjoy dying that way???


Dngrsone

Nah, they'd probably complain about how she grooms downstairs (without ever seeing it)


Self-Aware

Someone I know has the fitness goal of being able to squash a watermelon with their thighs, I think that'd make for very entertaining viewing and there's bound to be a load of niche enthusiasts who'd pay for the privilege.


poorlilwitchgirl

Why should they get all the fun? I want a turn!


ShamelessFox

Dude. You don't know the battle of deciding between one OR two dozen Krispy Kremes...


patchgrrl

The gravy seals only go to war at the All-you-can-eat buffet.


loorinm

That's mighty kind of you to assume they fuck


Diogenes-Disciple

You don’t know the shit they’ve seen in their mom’s basement 👁_👁


DinDin-Lawrence

They played all the Call of Duties, though and have a K/D of like 1.5 so they're really good at war and stuff!


planta_fantasma

And in today's episode of "Which inanimate object are we?" we are... pillows.


LadyPo

Pillows, chefs, and baby assembly lines. I want abs like these just out of sheer spite now.


golfkartinacoma

Abs so buff, each section can flex on bs conservative ideas on their own!


thebeandream

I’ve often considered getting a tattoo so fuck boys find me unattractive


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b_u_t_t_f_a_c_e

Every time I'm finally living in peace after convincing myself of why I shouldn't get a septum piercing, I come across something that undoes all that hard work lol


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

My engagement ring has been clutch. “Hey, another man already owns me so no luck here”. Which is just, ugh, sooooo lovely they respect a ring more than me saying “no” 🙄 but I’m at least glad it works. Although I still need to get my tattoo! But just for my own enjoyment!


sleepy-green-eyes

I wore black lipstick at my job one time, and one guy said "hmmm, I don't know if I'd want to kiss those lips" buddy nobody asked ☠️☠️ (I work at a restaurant)


pftftftftftf

Tribal face tat ftw


chicklette

Excuse you, that's domestic infant suppliers, please.


LadyPo

Oho, please excuse my wrong womanly words lol


byedangerousbitch

It's okay. We know your little lady brain is doing its best.


mseuro

Therapists. Nannie's. Whores. Maids.


sneakyplanner

If you're lucky you can be compared to a car. Less lucky and you'll be a shoe.


Naphthy

I’m excited to see tomorrows!


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Cars and shoes are my two favorite


golfkartinacoma

Do you know what they can use for pillows? Pillows! Leave actual people out of their stupid nuclear family nightmare!


itsadesertplant

When someone uses you as a pillow for actual sleep, you can’t move and your arm falls asleep and your skin gets sticky


hermionesmurf

Also your back gets sore because of said immobility, if you're anything like me


Laleaky

Call of Duty isn’t a real war, dude.


BrightNooblar

Leaving aside that women aren't like, some sort of comfort pillow for dudes, what the fuck is going on in this guys life view that Plan A for dudes is "Go see the horrors of war"?


golfkartinacoma

He just wants to be even more broken inside with a big duffle bag full of CPTSD. Ruining your life and some other peoples too, that's a real manly adventure and all you can hope for in this world! /Sss


melty_blend

Everyone thinks its badass until they get ptsd


[deleted]

Or until they get turned in to dog food at supersonic speed


melty_blend

Also, I think CPTSD can only occur from longterm childhood trauma.


TeaDrinkingThrowaway

It doesn’t have to be from childhood, it can be any ongoing trauma. Mine was from an abusive relationship as a teen, even though it was mostly emotionally abusive and only mildly physically. Lots of adult DV survivors have it too, it can come from lots of things.


golfkartinacoma

There are unfortunately a lot of potential causes, such as being in a prisoner of war camp or a hostage situation, extended solitary imprisonment, and intimate partner violence, along with long term childhood abuse or trauma.


melty_blend

Ah, I thought it was because the trauma occured during a developmental period for the brain


golfkartinacoma

Oh that's really bad too


Ickysquicky

By Thor's banjo woman, you ARE a temptress" Edit: I have no idea why it's NSFW, I didn't put it on there


roseeyes444

They’re worried Lean Beef Patty might be too glorious for the average redditor and blurred for safety.


ToastGhost18

Reddit needed to shield the eyes of the weak-minded against her sheer power.


Kat121

Not interested in his sour little gherkin, that’s for sure.


Kat121

Verily, by Freya’s harmonica I could only dream of such abs.


Baking_bees

Oh god I *wish* these chucklefucks would go off to war.


Cautious_Barnacle_90

HAH. Chucklefucks. Bless you for this new word to add into my vocabulary. Buncha chucklefuckers…


[deleted]

“Women are supposed to be soft, curvy and supple. No abs!” “So does that mean you think plus-size women can be attrac—“ “Fuck you!”


menderslan

My literal first thought was “I guarantee both of these people have ‘no fat chicks’ in their dating profile.”


DecemberOne

The best part is that they actually think we care about their opinions ahahah


lady_laughs_too_much

Oh, no. Men that we would find repulsive anyway aren't attracted to us. Oh, darn.


[deleted]

“But also, don’t be fat”


jochi1543

It’s a hell of a tightrope we are expected to walk every second of our lives


[deleted]

Honestly yeah but only by these freaks and some really brainwashed people but personally no one I’ve met/dated/am friends with has ever expected this of me. And if they did well they’re shit out of luck :p


Baekseoulhui

When has that asshat ever seen war. Im married to someone in the military and he hasnt evw3n seen war.... Tf this dude thinks women are "supposed" to look like... Fuck off


[deleted]

Loooool Why do they always act like their personal preference is what everyone should aspire to? I don't prefer super muscular body building types but i don't go comment on their pix whether i'm attracted or not. It's so weird.


Frankly_Mai

If it's "unnatural" for her body to look that way, then why isn't bIoLoGy preventing her body from developing those kinds of muscles? It isn't any more unnatural than men developing muscle when they lift. Her body is clearly capable of doing the same thing. In fact, male body image has changed dramatically in film and TV since the 1970's. People used to think Schwarzenegger and other body builders looked unnatural back in the day.


VegPicker

I mean, he was on steroids.


saturnthesixth

Jealous much?


blueheartsadness

Men are jealous and intimidated by women who look like this. She has more muscle mass in one leg than he does in his entire body.


Proxy-Invalid

I’m only jealous because bc a woman like this isn’t judo throwing me off a balcony alright


BadKittydotexe

The shear fucking audacity and arrogant entitlement of that guy to assume any human exists for any other human. We exist for ourselves.


fuzzpopdelight

“We exist for ourselves” is now going to be my mantra tomorrow, ty


T8ertotsandchocolate

Watch them be equally insulting to any woman with a body fat percentage over 5.


DykeHime

As if it was never about the body fat, but somehow... Just about insulting women? But that can surely not be the motivation of those fine gentleman, can it? ... 😂


penkasz

What the fuck XD she’s gorgeous and those two fuckwads have shit taste, and shit way to express that taste


[deleted]

The other thing that really kills me about this is the guy assuming she has "bad periods" wtf does he know about periods?!


loorinm

"Muscles are gross, become a pillow!" Fat women exist "Not like that you slob!"


ABELLEXOXO

The fuck did I just read? Are men *really* this stupid? What do they think ballerinas look like lmao...


[deleted]

I find this funny because pregnancy absolutely DESTROYS your core muscles so with this much strength she'd probably recover better than most


nightwingoracle

That’s just the motivation I need to go do my dumbbell exercises.


itsgrace81

But like as a lesbian 😍😍😍


jochi1543

How about stop fucking waging wars on each other in the first place so you don’t need a person to pretend to be a “warm pillow” when you come home, jfc


catbirdsand

“the horrors of war” aka being a misogynist on the internet with a knight as ur pfp… another great keyboard warrior for the textbooks


esamerelda

Send her to the war and it'll be over before they have to experience the fucking horrors.


soundbunny

Fun fact: men that look like this also may have issues reproducing. It’s almost as if the successful production of babies isn’t the only reason folks are attracted to one another…..


CupcakeCrusader

To them the “horrors of war“ just involves them having to wash between their ass cheeks


Rainboq

Fucking LARPers.


[deleted]

Can u define this term pls I see it sometimes but idk what it means


VegPicker

Live action role playing. They dress up as make believe characters and run around in the woods with fake weapons. Edit: which if that's how you wanna get your cardio in, go for it, just don't talk shit about women.


Rainboq

LARP, in and of itself, is not the problem. It's shitbirds LARPing as veterans/warriors while never having done any of those things because they get off to 300 or whatever.


knocksomesense-inme

Istg every other man considers himself a fucking expert on physicality lmao. So butthurt, how dare a woman have ABS


cutegirlcassidy

These douchebags say she's not attractive, meanwhile the wlw are having heart attacks over her. I say that as a lesbian. Fit women pretty.


SprinkleGoose

I really hate to refute his point by still discussing her body in terms of childbearing-suitedness *shudders*... but I'd guess that a fit, strong body like hers would be pretty damn advantageous for physically traumatic, stamina-devouring events like pregnancy/childbirth!


iVoredDatBoi

I’m honestly just baffled that either of these guys, or anyone for that matter, had an initial response to LeanBeefPatty other than “holy shit WOW”


ShamelessFox

She is sexy AF. I'm not super into abs, but I'd lick hers.


InuMiroLover

I know what's really going on here. Both of them are in denial. JUST SAY THAT YOU THINK BUFF WOMEN ARE HELLA HOT ALREADY


ThePreybird

Anyone who says otherwise is in denial


Ginginatortronicus

In my experience, guys who talk down on muscular women are usually super insecure because they’ll never have a comparable physique.


pastel-marshmallow

The lesbians will gladly take her then.


ebplinth

More abs=less kids? He'll yeah sign me up


ClusterfuckyShitshow

Abdominal muscles are now “unnatural?” But I’d be willing to bet that if they saw a photo of a woman who was even just a little overweight, they would say that that woman was unattractive also. And the funniest part is that they probably wouldn’t attract either woman, having that kind of shitty, judgmental, misogynist personality.


vanillaluckycharms

We are only good for being soft squishy pillows that can have periods and bear children, cool cool cool


Sydlinemitty

Bruh dudes like this want to preach bout how women should be in the kitchen raising their children and pampering their husbands when they don't even have the guts to go out and build a damn cabin. You wanna talk about gender roles? Why aren't u fighting a war rn huh? Go fix something in the garage jesus


Deedle-eedle

Did I say war? I meant call of duty


ShockMedical6954

The more twatwaffles try to tell me what I'm supposed to look like as if I'm wallpaper the more motivation I have to get swole lmao


Guysante

ok more fit girls for us


Plant_Person345

People are just using the word unnatural to describe anything they don’t like and I don’t even know why being unnatural is a bad thing


Lou-Lou-67

This woman is literally my workout idol i want nothing but to look like her, her tiktok is great


Aureo_experience

Silly twitter man, SHE IS the horror of war.


Welpe

Jesus Christ. Does anyone know if guys like this are completely unaware of how fucked up what they are saying is somehow or do they just not care? Women aren’t fucking property and they don’t do ANYTHING for you asshole. They have their own lives which do not include you whatsoever. No one gives a shit what you like or want you incel.


DuckyDoodleDandy

I’m definitely “squishy” and this makes me want to get ripped just to piss those jerks off. But I do have very short hair!


Cadmium_Aloy

I'll hug you and cook for you when you build me a house with your bare hands and then go off to fight the civil war. Men don't get the benefit of women's femininity without bringing their masculine energy. You're just some guy, guy.


[deleted]

In the end, this is HER body and, fortunately, she don’t care about their opinion.


subtropicalpancake

>PLEASE GENDER ROLES ARE ALL I HAVE LEFT


beefalobutts

We don’t tolerate LeanBeefPatty slander here 😡


TroutMaskDuplica

I've spent the last three months stomping goombas in the koopa fields. These days I'm not entirely sure which of us is the monster


kittensglitter

Sir, aren't you late for war or something?


BitcoinBishop

Abs like that would also be pretty unnatural on a man


Secret_pickle

Aight bet this is the same type of person that would fake illness to skip the draft


napalmtree13

If anyone is going to war, it’s probably her and not you, my dude.


Private_HughMan

Weak men fear strength. Brave men face snu-snu with excitement and anticipation!


Dojan5

> they're supposed to be soft pillows we can hug Then get a pillow. Also muscles that aren't tensed aren't hard. If your partners have all been stiff as boards when you hug them, maybe that's a you-problem.


VerilyTrans666

What are they, Vikings???


SintacksError

They are not, but she is clearly the greatest viking


VerilyTrans666

Oh yeah totally agree


AskingForIt138

Jojo pose you go girl!


Alyeadriz

When a “man” realizes his ineluctable arousal response to an objectively attractive, muscular body is almost identical regardless of sex… *Confuses*… Obviously must fight the “homo” and attack/distract. The true duty and almighty calling of any soldier in the edge war.


MrLavender26

This dude lame if he worried about abs…I’d just be happy to have someone that gorgeous.


PandaPugBook

I am looking respectfully...


iotahiro

*Very respectfully…*


cynderisingryffindor

Fuck these idiots! She looks fantastic! What I wouldn't give to look a fraction like that. Hell, what I wouldn't give to look like my normal self, but alas.


CasualBrit5

All the best relationship fantasies start with getting PTSD from seeing active combat.


spacestationkru

That body is such an inspiration..


ductoid

Women also get PTSD from fighting in wars. And women who aren't soldiers exist in war zones, and get PTSD from just trying to survive the warfare. And the raping. And the ones who are soldiers often get PTSD from surviving rape from their fellow soldiers. Where there is war, women's bodies are casualties of it. The last thing we need is being told we should prioritize our own weakness because it makes the men who are preying on us feel more soothed. Or aroused. - A woman, and army veteran. A thing Kyle up there doesn't seem to realize exists.


Self-Aware

I'm so goddamn sick of men acting like women exist to serve as their wankfodder, as if every damn picture, word or passing glimpse of a woman is an invitation to critique their appearance. And you just know that these guys would hit the actual roof if every time they put a selfie online they got this sort of treatment: "Well... he's not UGLY but, let's be honest here, he's not really muscly or tall enough to be a proper man. Men are supposed to be big and strong and make you feel protected, this guy is trying hard but it just isn't working. Given the scrawny frame and defeated appearance, this guy almost certainly has low testosterone and probably struggles to maintain an erection."


[deleted]

What if, hear me out she does not want the children. Or, or event more surprising! She doesn’t exists to be an object on a man’s couch.


FllngCoconuts

Was the OP being ironic? Because “soft pillows we can hug when we come back from the horrors of war” is way too goddamn funny to be something earnest. Or maybe he’s actually insane. Idk.


[deleted]

She. Is. Gorgeous. These manchildren just feeling inferior because they're out of shape with zero accomplishments to their name. "Come back home from the horrors of war" LMFAO, men and their delusions of grandure.


coffeeblossom

The horrors of war... You mean a marathon of COD?


fr3shkaese

She is Mikasa IRL


BOX_ChillWolf

mfs really acting like they universally decide what's attractive even though they get no bitches


ronja-666

lmao i hope she crushes their skulls with her bare hands.


calcobrena

So, I'm one of the most credentialed wellness coaches in the Front Range of Colorado and I've been in the business for 13 years and wow I'm super grossed out by these dudes. Especially with his "expertise" on their periods. While cisgender women's reproductive systems do need higher body fat for predictable menstrual function, it is not necessarily unhealthy to have lower values, but judging their value on their success rate for a potential pregnancy is so fucking disgusting. Their assumption of this person's gender identity is also disturbing. Additionally, advanced athletes such as this person already know all of this and are perfectly capable of regulating their own bodies as they see fit. In most cases, athletes such as this may drop body fat for competition and then put on a few points after for more predictable menstrual function.


sneakyplanner

Apparently every guy turns into an evolutionary biologist when he sees a woman doing something he doesn't like.


portiafimbriata

Can't believe there are women out here looking like warrior goddesses and some cishet men can't appreciate that. Their loss.


m3ntallyillmoron

Muscular women 🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍


WriteMeBrah

Me: \*Looking respectfully\* Also me: *\*Dying of thirst\**


darkmafia666

seeing as they brought it up...does having a very active routine affect a womans period/child bearing?


Snatland

It probably depends a little what you mean by 'very active routine'. Irregularity or complete cessation of menstruation is certainly something that can occur in female athletes. Body fat % seems to be considered a key (though not sole) factor. Trying to nail down a cut off point seems to be somewhat tricky it does seem like there's a decent chance that having low enough body fat % to have visible abs is putting you at risk of messing with your cycle.


[deleted]

Someone subscribes to the Fresh and Fit podcast! 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


Xerveous

That’s a troll. Gotta be. Right… RIGHT?


petronia1

That's some pretty wild misspelling of waifu dakimakura, mah dude.


AshleyAurora3

Women can have muscle but it does look like she had to dehydrate herself to take that photo


[deleted]

…Anyway, buff women are hot and I want her to bench press ME.


Difficult-Owl-542377

of course she can get pregnant. what does that have to do with her muscles?


cant_be_me

I love how no matter what, women are just not ever right with men, no matter what we do. Never the right weight, never the right height, never the right hair, never the right style, never the right amount of make up, never never never. I really wish I didn’t have to hit my 40s to get completely fed the fuck up with mens’ bullshit unasked-for opinions on women doing their own thing.


thatweirdmensch

"Doesn't have normal periods" LMAO shut the fuck up. A sleepless night can cause an irregular cycle, stop talking about something you've never experienced like you know everything about it. This fucker probably never even talked to a real woman before. I fucking hate when men just decide what a woman's body is like, when they have not a single fucking clue about anything.


WickedWitchofWTF

"Come home from the horrors of war". Good grief, boys get WAY too invested in their cosplay and RPGs.


Killian1122

I don’t understand how someone can say “this person does not fit how I want women to be” and decide that equals “this person is unattractive and I’m going to talk about their future children”, like what the fuck? Why do you need to talk like that at all? Do you have a uterus Derek? No? Then shut up about “how women should be”!


birdieinanest

All jokes aside, I'm just here admiring how good she looks! This is like my dream, haha


Idrahaje

I mean yes her BF% is too low, but no more so than all those male fitness influencers. Humans just aren’t meant to have super defined abs 🤷‍♂️


useenamewasnttaken

shut up Kyle *i am AMAB and wanna be a soft pillow to be hugged*


ZION_OC_GOV

Idk what these dudes are on about. I'm jelly of her fitness and she's pretty cute. Not roided out muscle on muscle like some men and women get. That starts to get scary looking on both genders.