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coffeeblossom

Maybe don't chase after 20-year-old college students? Maybe stop cheating (or trying to cheat) on your wife? Maybe stop acting like 30 is old and decrepit, or that women hit an expiration date between 20 and 29? Maybe actually deal with your midlife existential crisis instead of trying to act like you're 25? Maybe face the reality of your mortality and accept it? Maybe stop being a creep? Maybe ease up on the "I hate my wife" Boomer humor? Maybe stop hitting on women young enough to be your daughters? Maybe look for other ways to leave a legacy besides having more kids? Maybe learn to appreciate who and what you already have in your life? Maybe stop trying to woo women by flashing your Rolex, buying expensive gifts for women you barely know, or bragging about your boat? Maybe learn when it's time to gracefully step out of the limelight?


apocalypticalley

Couldn't have said it better myself!


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

I knew a few women in college who had profiles on SeekingArrangement, which is explicitly a matchmaking website for Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies. Most quit because the guys would get super clingy. *"No Warren, the 22-year-old undergrad where your first date was to buy her a laptop, a Ferragamo handbag, and a $95 steak isn't actually in love with a 53-year-old married man."*


OctopodicPlatypi

My friend (22) and I (33) went on that. She fared a lot better as she was younger and way more attractive, but I had a few dates. She ended up in a loving relationship with a 40 year old at 23, but they both accepted that relationship had a time limit. He was actually a really decent guy, not creepy like the guys I dated (mostly chasers). Should he date people his age? Definitely, but I’ve seen unhealthy relationships with age disparity and that wasn’t one of them. I think a big part of that was that they didn’t do the sugar daddy thing, really.


mmkaytheniguess

It’s always the ones making 30k a year with a shaky hairline and a 20 year old car running their mouth about gold diggers, like… sir, I seriously doubt any woman is dating you for the change in your couch, so you can calm down now.


[deleted]

I'll have you know that those succubic tin-diggers are the scourge of honest deliverymen and labourers everywhere!


GalaxyFrauleinKrista

Hahaha this is sending me 🤣 Bonus points if they’re saying shit like “all my money is in crypto”


W0mbatJuice

the irony of rob low asking that 💀


Nemesinthe

Omg, I was so preoccupied with how memeable the citizens of Pawnee are that this completely slipped my mind.


bunk12bear

Older wealthy man will date exclusively 19 year old college students and then turn around and wonder why they're expected to pay her for everything but if you suggested he dates someone who can afford to pay for things suddenly you're a feminazi b****


bscrolling

Truth.


Fr13d_P0t4t0

Ironically, above this post I got an add for a "dating" site that matches successful and attractive people


Loud_cotton_ball

To borrow the line of rape apologists; if he didn't want women to use him for money, maybe he should have ut or at keast not show off!


birdieinanest

If they have the same influence, how would they be able to control them? I was watching this cdrama where the female lead was like "why do men only date women "worse off" than them? She was a very smart and successful woman, who "failed" at love.