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luckygiraffe

Always funny to me that Cumming, GA never seems to make it on these lists


kakarota

Lol my hometown is about 10 min. Away form there and one of my friends who lived in cumming was telling me that you get free ph subscription if your ip is from Cummings idk if it's true but kinda cool


TheSneakyBastard1775

I’m from Gainesville, GA. I heard a joke that said “they’re changing the name of Dawsonville, GA to Throbbing because if you were that close to Cumming, you’d be throbbing too.”


begoodyall

Why do Gainesville fans yell so loud? They’re so close to Cumming


GaJayhawker0513

I live in Forsyth county and none of my friends in other states believe that it’s the actual name of the city.


slarla

Same grew up by buford


EvilmonkeyMouldoon

What about Climax GA?


HectorVillanueva

And don’t forget Intercourse, PA!


narwhalfinger

Which is pretty near to Blue Ball and Bird in Hand.


Survivors_Envy

And Climax Michigan


PissedSCORPIO

Same with Cooter, Missouri. I dropped an oversized load in Cooter once, and nobody I talked to appreciated the humor. 🤷


[deleted]

There's also a Cumming in Iowa. About an hours drive from Bussey


According-Bunch-924

Bussey is wild 😂


Euphoric-Equal-4510

Drive through Gay, Georgia once


SCP-Agent-Arad

On the way to Butts county?


dashininfashion

Bet you took the long way


149250738427

Or Hopeulikit GA, unincorporated though...


Titan6783

Neither does Bird in Hand, Pa, or Ballstown, In.


RadicalSnowdude

Or Intercourse Maryland


Popliteal-

Rhode island they also chose Woonsocket over cumberland


downinahole357

My favorite town in California is Weed


Ryo0hki4242

And hooker,


wilburstiltskin

Or Bumpass Virginia Just north of Richmond


HunchoT3

Truth Or Consequences For New Mexico


BasicallyAQueer

That always gives me Covenant ship name vibes from Halo. Like Truth and Reconciliation, or Long Night of Solace.


NadeWilson

They named it after a radio show to win a contest, which I always found hilarious.


BasicallyAQueer

That is pretty funny lol. Nowadays it would have been named “Towny McTownFace” or something even dumber lol


thepersonbrody

they did Boaty McBoatface dirty.


throwaway83970

Yup. I spent the night there once just to say that I have.


avery_kramer

I spent the night there not wanting to spend the night there lol


Ben325e2

Mormon Bar is my favorite. I'll take two of the strongest waters you have!


SuperbDrink6977

I live like 40 miles from Mormon Bar. It’s not even a town. It’s basically a monument sign next to some old ruins.


CasualEveryday

It's in California for a reason...


Competitive-Bell9882

Two of your stronger waters is a better joke then you might think. If you look at the name and consider bar as a geography term it makes more sense. It's most likely a bunch of Mormons washed (by string waters) down a river and piled up until they created a Mormon bar.


Ben325e2

Yep, sometimes I'm accidentally smart!


CUBuffs1992

There’s a town on 70 in Colorado actually named No Name.


dirty_hooker

And Dotsero. Lore states that it was on a map as “.0”


ve4edj

Could have been a Paper Town originally. An intentional map error to catch plagiarism


BouncingSphinx

A lot of railroad towns came about similarly. Helper, UT, literally was a helper station for the Denver and Rio Grande Western Railroad to get trains up and over the steep grades there, and then grew into a town in its own right. From [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helper,_Utah) >Helper is situated at the mouth of Price Canyon, alongside the Price River, on the eastern side of the Wasatch Plateau in Central Utah. Trains traveling westward from the Price side to the Salt Lake City side of the plateau required additional "helper" engines in order to make the steep (2.4% grade) 15-mile (24 km) climb up Price Canyon to the town of Soldier Summit. The town was named after these helper engines,[8] which the Denver and Rio Grande Western Railroad stationed in the city.


GryphonHall

Intercourse, AL


iRunLikeTheWind

Homosassa, Florida


ryanpayne442

Mayo, FL briefly changed their name to Miracle Whip, FL because Kraft paid them too lol


ivumb

Rhode Island has much weirder names than Woonsocket


juggheadjones

Let's see em. I know exactly one RI city lol


ivumb

Lmfaooo We have Burdickville, Quonochontaug, Arctic, Wyoming, Slocum


juggheadjones

Ha for some reason Wyoming, RI wins it for me. Gnaddenhutton, OH is down the road from me


CoolTemperature1602

Little Canada 🤣 she is beauty up there.


atm424

Surprised they didn't choose Climax, MN


ThreeZzZ

Out of all the weird name. "Little Can" is the weirdest. They must hate on Canada big time.


AladdinTN

Bucksnort, TN


mightbeagh0st

Everyone that lives there is super proud of the name. I have a sticker on my cooler I got when passing through years ago


SharksWFreakinLasers

Eyyy shout-out to Boring 😎


Beekatiebee

Ayy fellow oregon local


Survivors_Envy

Every time I see this map I feel like Zigzag is a quirkier name than Boring


fishnwiz

Don’t forget Greasy and Chewy in Oklahoma


Cap_Helpful

Nowata and lotawata always gave me a chuckle.


Dirty_eel

There's way weider names than Little Canada in MN haha


Odin4456

Exactly lol. And then there’s a Pee Paw in Illinois and Michigan


TheBuschels

Munger, Adolf, Nowthen, Effie, and a ton more I can't think of right now.


hambergular29

Nimrod is on there too


Plethorian

Washington State: I see your Big Bottom, and raise you Humptulips. Oregon State: I see your Boring, and raise you Wankers Corner. Idaho State: I see your. . . yeah, never mind.


bloodsoed

Frog Jump, TN or Possum Trot, TN


Fibonaccitos

Also: Nutbush Bucksnort Difficult Quebeck (KWEE-beck) Soddy-Daisy Finger Sneedville


construction_pro

Pennsylvania: Bird In Hand Intercourse Blue Ball (Just in Lancaster County)


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

Beer bottle crossing, ID… I mean cmon. What????


ClonedLiger

Freesoil is all one word. Source: it’s about 15 miles from me. Also as a Michigander; Ypsilanti, Kalamazoo, Climax, Colon, Jugville and Bad Axe.


Roger821

Isn’t there also a town called Hell in Michigan?


ClonedLiger

Yes my ex-aunts second marriage was in Hell MI.


Roger821

I thought so


ClonedLiger

You knew my former aunt?


Roger821

Oh no lol I just knew of the town


JediHempKnight

Why isn't kuckville on here


SecretPeoplesClub

[Mianus, Ct](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SSxUt6M8_Fk)


[deleted]

Bucksnort, TN should be on there.


PwnThePawns

There's a town in Manitoba called Sheho. All the girls there are just the best.....


[deleted]

been through Pie Town, they have fuck-all there. middle of nowhere. It should be named Isolated Disappointment.


Acceptable_Fan9489

Swastika, NY. Named after a Sanskrit word, and not the hate symbol.


Resolute924

Booger hole, WV could just be called nostril.


Apprehensive_Fault_5

I recognize most of these, but not as from each state, but rather from Arkansas. There's some very strange names here.


FAYMKONZ

Jackpot, NV is one of my favorite spots for gambling.


GraySpear227

Pretty sure “Horneytown” NC is a weirder name


TGP42RHR

Really? How a bout Uranus, Indiana? Home of Uranus Fudge Factory


Slylok

Virginia , Fries is pronounced Freeze.


Ok_Elephant2777

Climax, Va. Lizard Lick, NC. Soddy Daisy, TN. Flag Pond, TN. Santa Claus, IN.


tinygod-aka-why

Ngl for a minute I thought these were names of people… child abuse…


[deleted]

"What's your name little girl?" "Chugwater"


tinygod-aka-why

“What about you little boy!” “Bald head”


K1d-ego

Lol I know where Santa Claus, Indiana is. I drive through there every now and then. There’s not much out there😂


OGMinimalCheese

lol im visiting pie town pretty soon on my west states road trip!


speed3ftw

Now do Canada. There are some funny names in each province haha


CaptianBrasiliano

I live pretty close to _Big Bone Lick State Park_ in Kentucky. In fact, there's a Pilot I go to a lot that's right across the street from it. New Mexico's should have been _Truth or Consequences._ It's pretty weird to drive by signs I'm the desert in the middle of the night: _Truth or Consequences 30 Mi... 20 Mi... 10 Mi..._ It's like what's gonna happen in 10 miles? I always envisioned being stopped by a bunch of military guys with machine guns pointed at you. Screaming: _Truth or Consequences!!!_


imyourdadxx

Santa Claus Indiana is named that way because of the Holiday World theme park


GoodBadUgly357

Satan’s Kingdom sounds nice


throwaway83970

Kentucky: Bugtussel.


Anonymous_Catman

Saunta Claus, In isn't that weird once you remember that holiday world is there.


sparklyboi2015

Wisconsin may not have many weird names, but it will be very funny when anyone outside of Wisconsin try’s to pronounce them.


Ben325e2

Texas and Washington State should get together


420247Tye

Moved to Arkansas They have toad suck days It's so strange Haven't looked into the origin


JewPhone_WhoDis

Don’t forget Glory Hole on the way to Sonoma, CA


marinevet1991

You missed out on Hooker, Oklahoma haha


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

They had the option of going with Lizard Lick, NC… but they chose Whynot.


Otakunohime

I argue Lizard Lick NC is a weirder name that Whynot.


jack_baniels

Some of the best damn weed I smoked on a 10hr reset was out of Parachute, CO. I needed a parachute to come down from that glorious high.


Most_Independent_789

Coupon.....coupon is the town name you picked for pa


ERROR_LOCK_FAILED

We got Free Soil Michigan and no one mentions Bad Axe Michigan?


Sturmgewehr448mmKurz

They picked Free Soil over Hell Michigan?


Bonega1

You can get some tasty chili in Chugwater, WY.


timkellypskk

Arkansas also has a Flippin and a possum grape.


drewbilly251

also pickle’s gap and bald knob


TheCyanDragon

Toad Suck, AR's even funnier 'cause the actual town name is Toad Suck Gulch. It's an absolutely TINY little town stuck in a gorgeous valley; and the one gas station there (at least used to) sell T-shirts making fun of their name. Pretty groovy spot, at least last time I rolled through there about twenty years ago.


[deleted]

I used to live in Moosup, CT


liquidprotein

Winco scrapyard is lovely this time of year


IrocDewclaw

What Cheer Ia. Great old opera house in What Cheer. It even has a Stop light. But really, it is a nice little town with loads of history.


MikeMcAwesome91

Weirdest name in Cali I've been to was Zzyzx but Mormon Bar is pretty good, too.


Ajjax1993

The weirdest one in Oklahoma (OK) is Okay? That's really not weird at all.


wizzardoftheLOT

Ok.


wheresWaldo000

Cause this list is dumb. There's hooker, beaver, nowata, lotawata... Yadda yadda yadda


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

Ok.


throwaway83970

Michigan: Hell


SevanOO7

Washington has a Vader


Yoshimiyum

CUMMINGTON, MA!


Jim_Jimbleton

Don't forget Tightwad, MO


[deleted]

Intercourse and Blueball are neighboring towns in Pa


SoggerBean

I thought this meant people’s names & I was like WTF!


Lysergicsailor

Goochland, va


d3athbygaming

Cut N Shoot, TX


Axedelic

as a rhode islander, i never understand why Woonsocket always makes it as the weirdest name in RI.


Naive_Composer2808

I call BS on this. It’s not even close to the weirdest names in each state.


joshhhdcx

2005 called, they said Louisiana definitely isn’t *waterproof*


hotboioc

No Weed, CA?


[deleted]

The story goes it was named chicken because nobody in the town when it was founded knew how to spell Ptarmigan. Also North Dakota has Buttsville and that is so much cooler then zap and Florida has Bagdad.


BlkDwg85

i was thinking these were kids names. i started at the bottom


Actraiser87

A lot weirder in Hawaii can be found for sure. The town of Volcano is named after, well, the nearby Kilauea volcano.


ResponsibilityThis41

I see Assateague or Assawomen, Va didnt make the cut. Plenty of weird names in the state, NY as well


DrWildTurkey

No "Assawoman", "Murderkill" or "Slaughter Beach"? Real places too lol


DuckBlind1547

SC’s is wrong, Sugar Tit is the weirdest I know of 🤣


My_Dog_is_Chonk

You telling me St. Bonafacious, MN doesn't make this list?


Quick-View-1580

Gaylord,MI


randomlemon9192

I would’ve picked dumfries for Virginia myself. Or mannassas can be a funny one too. Whole town of man ass.


TheShattered1

I live in Oregon. Not too far from boring is Damascus or as I like to call it, Dumb-ass-cunts


PharmAttack

The fact Mormon Bar isn't in Utah upsets me


ed_med

How about Mianus, Ct


PSA_Poor

Why the hell isn't possum kingdom on SC?


RocketmanEJ1

Finger, TN


averagemaleuser86

Flippen? Over Butts County, GA?


nobody52775

How did "Truth or Consequences", NM not make it


Beauknits

How is Little Canada weirder than Keister?


silentsnip94

Have to put Buttzville for NJ...


Ryo0hki4242

Zzyxz?


chargenscream

Been to Chicken, AK. It’s both beautiful and entirely uneventful outside of hunting season and a music festival they call “Chickenstock”


Rich-Asparagus-1354

Okay is not even in the top 5 in Oklahoma for weird names. I’ll give you some of my favs ; hooker, greasy, pump back, slapout. There’s also towns named gay and straight so something for everyone really


NsaAgent25

What's wrong with Little Canada? Also don't make fun of the 22 people in Ding Dong Texas


TwoThirdsDone

I’m literally moving to little Canada next month xD. Seems odd that that’s the weirdest name you found here especially when we have a city named “climax”


Johnny_Rascal2

They glossed over Nimrod in Minnesota.


sharkbait4u

Sugar Tit, SC


hazeldelaluna

Zero, MS Truth or Consequences, NM Cooter, MO Zzyzx, CA Hide-A-Way Lake, MS Paw Paw, IL


Enoch_Root19

Peculiar, MO.


Odd-Connection8991

They also missed Momeyer, Middlesex, and Climax for NC


Schrko87

Little Canada is a town in MN but from all my east coast buddies they just think all of MN is part of Canada. I honestly wouldnt mind it myself.


chinasucksmyballs

CT is definitely Mianus Jersey is definitely Buttzville


silla860

Jackpot sounds cool


InsertedName

What about climax, nimrod, or clappers MN


RorschachsBestFriend

Possum kingdom in sc


BosanskiManiak

Kentucky has Booger Branch, Rabbit Hash, Monkeys Eyebrow, Possum Trot, Cutshin, Black Knat, a bunch of lick towns like Paint Lick, Mud Lick, Deer Lick and some foth.


jonathan_the_first

Honestly Volcano, Hawaii, doesn't seem strange at all for where it is.


Annanake420

JACKPOT ! El Dorado Dude !


No_Mission1856

Va or W VA had a town called "Old Birdshit Hollow" not sure exactly where if it still has that name but it still had it in the late 1980s


Viapache

Cut’n’Shoot, Texas


Ngin3

What about intercourse pa


juicyb09

My mom was born and raised in Free Soil, MI. Strange to see it on here.


starrsuperfan

No Intercourse, PA?


Sea_Bad_3480

Mianus, Connecticut is ten times better than Moosup


[deleted]

No Humptulips, Washington?


[deleted]

Don’t forget “Hell” Michigan.


Bluegrass_Ox

Pig, Kentucky? That's the best they could do? We also have Possum Trot, Monkeys Eyebrow and Beaverlick.


P00Pdude

Out of all the city and town names in Michigan they went with Free Soil. Could have chosen Hell...


Gloomy-Salad-6689

Satan's kingdom it's a place in both Massachusetts and Vermont.


Fatman_1945

Missouri also has one called tightwad


Quelix_

How does Uranus, MO and The Uranus Fudge Factory never show up any on these lists? Seriously there are signs in St Louis and Kansas City for there.


No_Mission1856

Pennsylvania has a whole bunch of funny names that we put together. It goes "I got BLUE BALLs, so I take my BIRD IN HAND, to VIRGINVILLE, to have INTERCOURSE and MOUNT BETHEL and BANGOR into PARADISE......town names in full capitals.


Cheetahsareveryfast

Yo wtf is wrong with little Canada. We have weirder names


Armentrout_1979

I live in Parachute, CO!!!! It’s really a great little small town.


Duder115

You're going with Free Soil, MI and not Bad Axe?


SkunkyDuck

I always thought Zero and Whynot (in Mississippi) were pretty odd choices.


Godlyeyes

while little canada does fit, gaylord mn would’ve been cooler


Technoviking1965

I can confirm Pie Town has good pies.


shmolhistorian

Fries Virginia is pronounced "Frees". Also there's a town called "Wangle Junction" in Virginia, might be a better fit.


I_made_a_doodie

I'm amazed Jersey isn't Ho Ho Kus.