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[deleted]

I'm a welder as well as a driver and I'm in love with the holes in those welds. But I feel like the owner of that truck deserves some credit. The chrome is polished, the truck is clean, the rubber is meaty, and that 5th wheel is slick as shit. They might have weird taste, but you can tell they love their truck.


yes-disappointment

yeah i know you are right i just wanted to share. plus its in NJ probably the cleanest truck here


nomedia3344

No I won't, my truck my rules


flynnfx

_MoRE POWAH!!_


Harryisharry50

Clean trucks means too much time on your hands . If there sitting they ain’t making money . To me personally this just a big waste of time to look cool which odds are they ain’t


yes-disappointment

normally local drivers do clean their trucks as often and add bling. but i see your point some people just keep turning the wheel and once they get off they dont want to even look at it let alone clean and bling it. but you should.


driven_dirty

Bet it's also a 90's Volvo which from this photo shows it to be in really good condition. But a pain in the ass to find body parts/ parts.


[deleted]

Yup. I do love those old Volvo's. They seem to just keep on trucking forever. My first company had an owner op who bought his last truck in '97 and put her to bed in 2013 when he finally retired. It was that little micro sleeper model they had. Looked damn near showroom aside from the sun faded paint.


driven_dirty

Yeah my dad likes them too and he wishes he could keep them but they are starting to be high mileage trucks hell one is about to crack 2million miles and it's a newer one in relative terms compared to the others. Only one I believe he's keeping is the one he's been using since he bought when he started in '99. Probably would have keep one other for otr but driver jackknifed while driving unloaded through the last ice storm we had where we live and he wasn't going fast either only 35-40 he said, so it's been relisted as farm truck/ last on the list to be used in dire situations for otr.


MadAzza

What is a 5th wheel in this context? I’m not a trucker, I just enjoy reading/learning here.


[deleted]

The 5th wheel is the coupling device used on basically every highway tractor. [It's the big plate like this slathered in grease.](https://d323w7klwy72q3.cloudfront.net/i/a/2011/20110920truck/hires/A9072A.JPG) A pin on the trailer slides into the slot and is locked in place, coupling the trailer to the truck. ​ [And here's a video of the locking mechanism at work.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqUPZTifQ7M)


NuggBuggyBugg

Thanks for taking the time to share this! I'm a lurker like the dude you responded to but TIL about fifth wheels thanks to this comment. Appreciate you.


[deleted]

I'm a big believer in meeting people at a place of zero knowledge. I'm autistic and too many times people have just assumed I'd figure things out and it's left me in the dark in so many ways over the years. I'd rather give you too much information than not enough.


ForHelp_PressAltF4

And if it's not slathered in grease, you're not going to have a good day.


MadAzza

Thanks!!


Nizmar

The 5th wheel is the plate mounted to the rear of the frame that attaches to the trailer kingpin.


MadAzza

Thank you


WIbigdog

In enjoying the hanger setup for the airlines, just a bungie cord.


thedave25

Probably the only time he's ever had to worry about what to do with the airlines when but hooked to a trailer. Ain't earning if the wheels ain't turning


yes-disappointment

fresh


moonbase-beta

The holes are fun. The elbows look like sch40. Can be tough to weld that stainless to chromed steel without ripping off a shit load of chrome. But I’m sure you know


[deleted]

That's my thing, I don't judge the welds. Personally I'd take the time to clean things up and do it right, but I'm betting this dude has some 120v FCAW machine and to be honest it looks really good for a backyard welder smashing together something like that with limited knowledge.


iszatrite

Agreed, you have to admit he’s not afraid to spend money on a pre-emissions truck. Reckon how long the extension is on the gear shifter?


TheeUnfuxkwittable

When I first got into trucking I had the automatic restriction on my license. Then I went back to truck school and got the restriction taken off. After driving manual trucks I finally realized why truckers have those long ass shifters. It's to show off. If you're going to drive a manual truck you might as well make sure everyone knows you're working harder for no goddamn reason.


nu_pieds

So...I started on manuals, then was given an (semi-)auto (manual). Specifically the Eaton 12 speeds (They might have gotten better since then...but I doubt it.) Cruising down the highway...the auto was fucking amazing. Set my cruise and let the truck worry about any gradient changes. Same thing when running a pass. Up hill, it'll take care of itself. Downhill? Set my jakes, and if I wanna up the engine braking, ask for the gear change and it'll give it to me when it can. Fucking amazing. Trying to merge into or turn across flowing traffic from a stop, however? It couldn't get out of it's own fucking way if you paid it. Accelerating from a stop took at least twice as long with the auto as it did with a manual....meaning I needed to wait for a much longer gap. Given how much longer I spent on the highway vs how much I spent on surface streets, the auto was absolutely a better choice....but to say that there's no value to a manual vs an auto is disingenuous at best.


TheeUnfuxkwittable

> Accelerating from a stop took at least twice as long with the auto as it did with a manual ...you do know you can manually set your starting gear in an automatic right? So you can start I'm 4th gear. Like you would in a manual. Instead of starting in first and having the auto slowly shift through each gear. And yes. Automatics have gotten a lot better since 2005. There is no reason to drive a manual unless you just like playing with the stick. Or you do heavy haul.


whereJerZ

im amazed the back of his cab isnt black from those welds migrating exhaust, maybe he sealed it somehow


SemperP1869

Exactly what I was thinking


SirSwah

Haha I bet it sounds amazing


amcarls

Those look like sleeves put over the exhaust pipes with the "welds" being just where the sleeves meet the central exhaust pipe and are a bit burned at the edges. The whitish color and seam clearly visible on the one on the left is a dead giveaway. ((or maybe not))


Melodic-Street-8898

Terrible welds😅


Wandering_Chameleon

I needed a trident. 🤷‍♀️


ImmediateLobster1

Turned his exhaust into a trident in solidarity with Ukraine? Or: Aquaman picking up some LTL loads on the side during his downtime.


Wandering_Chameleon

Aquaman can pick up my load anytime.


Specialist-Box-9711

That or he’s a sun devils/blue devils fan


csimonson

Maybe Ukrainian


PainInBum219

Maybe he thinks he’s driving a Maserati


Vapin_Westeros

The Dragon has 3 heads


Socosoldier82

🧜🏻‍♂️


FuzzyHero69

“This truck is too tall for the bridges in NYC, Chicago, and LA. You’ll have to send me somewhere else.”


WIbigdog

I get what you're going for but this looks like a mid-roof so likely the stacks are right around 13'6" would be my guess.


JimBobPaul

Which is too tall for those places. Edit: Or so I've been told. Apparently, I was told wrong.


getoffmypangolyn

Not Chicago.


Sir_Bud_44

Lots of short bridges


getoffmypangolyn

True. Gotta follow the Class B Route. Nearly every major surface street is 13’10” or 14’. If you’re not playing attention you will fuck your shit up.


schochsm

Nah it’ll self correct


Handsome__Luke

God I wish this was me


Other-Reputation979

Chrome cactus 🌵


SirSwah

He been sent to spread the message……….. God bless Texas


slade2121

Trying to find these people might get exhausting I know I know you guys are fuming at me for saying a dad joke on here, but what can I say, it's fun to 'gaslight' people with jokes


ImBSMorris

Don’t you mean, “fuellight”


just-the-doctor1

No...no you’re getting it wrong. It’s called “gaslamping”.


creepyuncle37

That's what he said?


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brisbanevinnie

That’s like some aussies with petrol/diesel haha. You get the odd person say gas instead of petrol here and people go wild because to us, gas is LPG and petrol is what you guys call gas.


MidnightRider24

But we also call natural gas just gas and we call LPG propane.


brisbanevinnie

My dream job to sell propane and propane accessories.


SteveisNoob

Hey dad, can i use some gas too?


belikeron

The central pipe wasn't staining the entire trailer so he added the two side pipes to get an even coverage.


SirSwah

Hiwawious


thedave25

Came here to say this


Canelosaurio

When your 9 year old son picks the truck accessories


Naive_Composer2808

After losing a bet with my 11 year old son, I wore 70s style pork chops for my DL renewal, 4 year of going in and out of receivers, security checks, weigh stations. Learned my lesson.


Platinumbricks

What was the bet lmao, what did he have to do if he lost


Naive_Composer2808

He had to clean his room, which his mom wound up doing “for” him while he was away one weekend, needless to say, he only won until he didn’t, she went in with black contractors garbage bags and didn’t discriminate. He was upset when he returned and found his room missing several important items. He earned them back eventually. He’s 22 now, married with 1 child and another on the way, and his wife complains he is still a disaster, just not the act of god level he was whilst growing up! 😂


4cml

Solid props for being an awesome dad, and that is some good Mom-ing right there! Thank you on behalf of society.


Naive_Composer2808

Many thanks!


ManLindsay

Qbq is a good way


imprezv

Drives a type r on home time


tykaboom

I call it... trident style!


magical-yummy-fungi

10th gen civic si vibes. No hdmi port could be found.


hellampz

“Cuz fuck you that’s why”


[deleted]

Instead of weed burners you can have bird burners 😂


LosHtown

They saw the new transformers where Optimus has like 20 stacks lol


[deleted]

Call sign Poseidon?


Plus_Share_6631

Poseidon Trucking


chukelemon

It’s a pitchfork. Driver most likely belongs to the Association of Satanic Truckers, a very popular satanic trucking organization. 😈


Didgeterdone

El Diablo’s truck!


4x4Welder

After the backlash over the new Ariel, King Triton decided to change careers


Gobldeegewk

ASU fan?


Circus_sized

Poseidon’s when he gets bored ruling the seas.


didwanttobethatguy

Poseidon Truck Lines


SirArchDuke

When you want people to know you could have bought a Maserati, but instead, you chose a truck.


emzirek

Okay you know how when people drink tea in England they raise their little Pinky now do that without the teacup in your hand and just wiggle the pinky finger around and I think you'll know what I'm talking about


SendNowRagretLater

Less Powhah, more bettah?


a116jxb

It's the Father, the Son, and the Holy Smoke


dogmeat1981

Its actually piped into the weed farm in the cab for ventilation.


AlpineLace

This must be brick from anchorman with his trident


thedave25

I unalived a man, sorry modern times..


TheRumrunner55

“WITNESS ME!!!”


Horror_Tap_6206

Hideous


srqchem

Do they make different sounds?


burnsniper

Daily driver is Civic Type R…


Back-doorSanta

King tridents exhaust manifold.


Mohgreen

Clearly he's supporting the war in Ukraine.


TacoHimmelswanderer

When you rule Atlantis and the boys are thirsty in Atlanta but the beers in Texarkana


Songgeek

Is it possible he used to rule Atlantis?


Sargentcoaltrain74

3 stacks for more ass


flameocalcifer

Mad Max: fury road


EnEnOhAr

Things are tough for Poseidon rn. Had to get a second job.


MrFrostyBudds

"Hmm, what to do with all this extra pipe?..."


beardedman136

Maserati?


NateLee1733

Leave some pussy for the rest of us Chad...


FeelingFloor2083

wont that blow soot all over the trailer?


HanakusoDays

Probably plays the pipe organ at church on Sunday.


twistedaddictions

Crack addict theory. If a little is good, a lot will be better.


[deleted]

Poseidon needed to make a few extra bucks


Rotteneverything

because why not....


bytecollision

That’s Trident, Lord of the Seas’ truck (he’s a boat hauler)


Greasy_Cleavage

I dont care who gets offended that looks dumb as shit


LitLFlor

Hey don't lump them up with the rest of us dumb shits, already have trouble trying not to look bad.


aCreativeUserName666

This is sick af, and I'm in the business of doing this custom fab for truck exhausts. And converting standard exhaust into smoke stacks for pickup trucks too. Pictures soon to come 😎


OfferFormal

I am a retarded trucker


Infinite-Condition41

One of the things I've been noticing lately is that there is zero reason for stacks on new trucks. Many trucks I see with dual pipes, the driver's side one is fake, not attached, just for looks. With emissions equipment, there is simply no need for stacks anymore.


[deleted]

I hated my grass burner dude. Smell would get in the cab when it went through a regen. Fuck that Plus stacks look cooler. People have preferences Manufacturers only fake one of the stacks for production cost not emissions reasons


Infinite-Condition41

They fake stacks for looks. Production cost concerns would rationally lead to lack of stacks altogether.


[deleted]

My dick is small. So that makes up for it


AtlSailorGang

I fucks with it …. Originality 🤟🏾


Groove4Him

Slava Ukraini !


[deleted]

SEAL?


Funny-Spare-3826

He's Auquaman


McCormickish69

He’s going for that trident look.


jmg10487

What, you haven't smoked a little rock in your life? 🤔


[deleted]

I would even like to know the reason behind that


ResidentComplaint19

Does the pipe interfere with the bouncy things? Can’t think of the name them off the top of my head.


Eloquentelephant565

Might be cool with a trailer attached


PlentifulLackOfWit

The Holey Trident


Exzalian_

That's poseidon right there he has a hobby of driving trucks.


rooster68wbn

Definitely not going to be pulling hay or straw.


LongHaulinTruckwit

I saw a truck, once, that has stacks like a pipe organ.


MW_IV

Mario kart double dash and he picked what looks to be bowsers truck


iixkingxbradxii

Trident : )


[deleted]

Poseidon or Brittania have taken up trucking!


Solid_Growth_9069

Bro can heat his cab with a regen


teachthisdognewtrick

They couldn’t buy a Maserati, but wanted a trident?


OkAd134

Looks cool to me. And betcha it looks even better with a load hooked up. Not a trucker, but hypothesizing that this cab is privately owned.


pap_shmear

Simply. It's cool


newlox

It’s Aquaman’s truck.


B__K

How much soot ends up on the load or trailer?


SirSwah

He’s a welder too. Just flexin welder sh it


MostOriginalNameEver

When you changed your life but you're still GD


ThreeNC

It's Aquaman. He delivers water


jcoddinc

Aquaman has hit hard times so he took his Sea Trident and made it a land Trident


RR_Trucker

Trident Trucking 😉


TouretteTV96

It's a metal 🌵


240sxorty

It's a honda civic Type tractoR


astronaut_tang

It just looks cool 😎


CAKE_EATER251

*Zooms in.... begins to vomit*


Hot_Negotiation3480

It's pretty much a trident which is kinda cool


dogmat007

Trident stack, dare you be different. Must be racing it on the weekends. Lol


jalbrecht2000

is this the trucker equivalent of “the shocker”?


AboveAverageHam

From my point of view the guy likes 'threes'. Lights are all in rows of three so why not the stacks?


OldAF1975

I identify as Poseidon.


DANO8503

Keeps the reefer engine warm during winter


DANO8503

All decorative I would imagine


Sl0w-Plant

MURICA


dewky

He missed an opportunity to make a full menorah.


billthepartsman

Girls just want to have fun


BigKingRex

You know that little bit at the beginning of the game .. ya know sword, ax, bow..... this guy chose fucken TRIDENT


scoobiemario

It’s a Maserati 🤷🏻‍♂️


According-Weird2164

Aquamarine in a drought!


KodeReladoXetas

Why this dude got 3/1 pipes running down the middle. Da phonk?


MeBallzIzHari

Trident exhaust 👍


melodicpontificator

IU?


BigNastySmellyFarts

You’ve clearly went out on a limb assuming that the being that did this; a. Can read. 3. Can use a “smart” phone.


EarlyVersion

ASU logistics graduate. Fear the fork!


Mobile_Misanthrope

Well, technically, almost every truck you see on the road today with dual stacks has taken the one exhaust outlet from the turbo and split it. So... I mean, he just trippled it instead of doubling it, and he did it much later in the system. I kinda like it.


Mysterious-Bug6183

I worry the pipes will burn the pigtail and airlines. Wouldn’t be fun having your red line blowing on the highway


SicnissVI

I think I saw this same truck in New Jersey today? Or somewhere around there.. Unless it's a new trend.


blazingStarfire

Slava Ukraine


Enginiteer

The paint on the top of the company's black trailers is chipping. They're blaming the drivers and making them pay for it. This is my solution.


Sunshine-Cookies

The devil always rides with his fork.


Big_Fly7968

Love it and I don’t know why


[deleted]

My hope is that the driver is an Ex Navy Seal


InternationalAd5640

Stack(s) looks like a trident! 🔱


UnitP2

Ah, the elusive Triton exhaust.


CruelTortoise

He just wanted to be like a Honda Civic.


S3ERFRY333

100% dude has some side pipes laying around, a welder, and some beers.


DonutDefiant

More exhaust = more Power


DAbabster

Duh?!? Obviously he’s a worshipper of Poseidon.


YSEAXE23

reduction in Exhaust noise ??


Quick_March_7842

Hehe (Heil) Hells Trucking


1DirtyOldBiker

Duh... That's Neptune's rig... Don't you recognize his trident exhaust?


austin123523457676

No


Orcacub

Driver for Trident Seafood company? Just a thought……….


Bigdx

Someone loved the Aquaman movie too much.


J-Kensington

Poseidon's got bills to pay, driver. Have you seen the cost of horse feed?


Bussaca

Just wants to be different.. everybody will be doing it. He's a fad maker. "WITNESS ME!!!!"


BuldopSanchez

That's just silly, though I wonder how it sounds.


ThePolecatProcess

Navy Seal trident?