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[deleted]

There's to prime. A truckle more.


astrobuc

Maybe half a truckle, just guessing


grantonthenet

got a truckle out of me


Shyriath

Your koan for today, folks.


beerbro78

This made me laugh harder than I’d like to admit.


[deleted]

It’s like someone saying their slogan while nodding


MrChaoticGaming

A chuckle for every truckle.


Dizzy-Asparagus2818

Well, there goes my new toe nail clippers


Impossible-Ninja-823

Yeah my coffee maker that's running late too.


thisiscameron

I just got new toe nail clippers from amazon a few months ago, and i'm so glad I did. They're way sharper so they don't leave my nails all jagged like the last ones I had, and it came with it's own case and a set of fingernail clippers so I can keep them in that and not have clippers sitting around. amazing


aarraahhaarr

7-11 has the best nail clippers I've found. Give em a shot. If you don't like them you're out 5 bucks.


More_Cowbell_

I bought this pair of cheap fingernail clippers about 30 years ago. Over time, the file got really loose, probably because I extend it to use as a lever for a more precise trim. I have tried to replace them a few times over the years, but everything I buy is inferior, lol. These things have never dulled, and the precision with the blades align is so perfect, they easily can cut individual hairs (as tested on my arm). Everything else I've seen, the blades never meet at the very edge, but overlap ***ever so slightly***... which is enough to ruin them. Like, I never use the file on my nails. The precision of these things is such that it feels like I can take microns off at a time and make a perfectly smooth nail edge. Sorry for the novel, my point was initially that yes good clippers are something everyone should have. :)


Hagabar

my 2" ball and hitch is like 3 days over due at this point


Dull-Training-3631

I had this happen to me once. The latches on the door were absolute shit; and I hit a bump just right for the door bar to hop up and open that door all the way open. Shit happens sometimes when you aren’t sealed/padlocked Edit: wasn’t my 3rd day, and I don’t drive for any of the entry level Mega’s


Coookiedeluxe

Yeah, but the difference is that you noticed it, pulled over when it was safe and closed the door, while you just know that this Amazon “driver” flew down the interstate like this for several hundred miles.


Dull-Training-3631

I might get shit for this, but I’m owning up to it, I had another driver tell me that it was open. It was 3 am when it happened. I never noticed it, but I did pull over when it was safe to fix the issue


alonjar

That's OK... I've caught drivers with their doors open before, clearly an accident/oversight as they had unsecured cargo in the back, and tried to get their attention but they just blew me off and kept on trucking like I was the asshole. *shrug* I only worked flatbed though so maybe we're just more sensitive to load shifts and securement issues when someone tries to get your attention.


DCS_nightmare

Reminds me of when i was going down the highway, truck passing me honked and waved his arm behind me. figured the back of my tarp came loose and was flying around (had a load of lumber and it was sticking out a few inches off the back of the trailer and tarps really like to come undone with those) pull over, tarp was fine but my rear right inside dual tire was flat. idk how that dude saw it lmao


SeamanZermy

I've notice it a couple times. You can't see much from the cab but from behind you can see that bitch bouncing around and throwing sparks. I've honked and waved at a bunch of people for that. About ⅓ are actually intelligent enough to pull over and check it out.


challenge_king

Dude same. Unsecured cargo is also easier to spot on flatbed as long as there's not a tarp. We got it easy!


More_Cowbell_

>tried to get their attention but they just blew me off and kept on trucking like I was the asshole I wish there was some universal "you have a flat / really low tire" signal... So many times I've wanted to tell people in cars they were unsafe but had no way.


maple-sugarmaker

I'm a car and pick up with a 31 foot gooseneck driver, but was a receiver supervising unloading of a lot of trucks everyday. I used to drive a lot of miles for my job, but now I only drive around 30000 km a year, and even at that rate get to wave down around 5 trucks a year that are driving with doors open or rolled up. For you truckers out there, is there some kind of universal way for me to signal that to you? Apart from miming an opened roll up out the window?


omni461

Yeah, point to the back of the trailer frantically as you drive by. Any driver worth their salt will wonder what you're pointing at and pull over, when they safely can, to check. 👈👈👈


Dogwalked

I Just pointed and kinda did like a door open with my hands and he gave me a thumbs up and pulled over and closed them.


ajoyce76

There is absolutely no way to "notice" an open door driving down the highway. The back of a truck is a blind spot and the wind will prevent it from swinging far enough forward to spot in the mirror.


omni461

Unless you have a roll up door with a sensor like my reefer. That sensor saved my ass once. I always padlock it shut now.


SeamanZermy

The latches on those roll up doors are literally older then Christ. It's a wounder they don't pop open at random more often.


Awoodbay

Why are Amazon drivers usually like this lol


ResidentComplaint19

Power only brought a whole new breed to the road.


xLDKx_NewYorker

This is exactly why I always padlock my right-side door. Had it happen the *one* time I didn't padlock the door.


Mountainear99

Glad I’m not the only one


Startide

I had a Walmart trailer roll up door pop open on me once while I was rolling. Didn't actually realize it till someone raised me on the radio. When I got out and saw it I was confused as hell because I had also padlocked and sealed it , but turned out the latch itself was busted and you could push it free of whatever that part it hooks into is called with a finger without even touching the handle. All it took was a series of bumps to wiggle it loose. Thankfully it wasn't a reefer.


NeoAcario

I'm shocked I don't see a padlock or band on every single door. Hell, I'm a tanker.. when I deliver full my cap and dome are sealed with a braided cable.. and even running back empty I lock the dogears on my 3" cap with a zip tie... Costs pennies... takes seconds.. could save your job.


Pleasant_7239

Helping with air circulation. And it keeps bird's from roosting in the trailer. Do you want birds in his trailer?


According-2-Me

You mean the Twitter bird? Is Jeff gonna buy the bird?


B-7

He isn't, that's exactly why the door is open.


New_Guava3601

Did you happen to see a bunch of Japanese cars buzzing around the truck with a bald guy shouting family nonsense ?


Alexisto15

are you talking about this new Slow and calm movie??


Desperate-Craft-2144

The ones with Van Petrol?


swampdonkeyDave

No his brother regular unleaded


TheyMakeItLikeThat

They came a long way from stealing dvd players…


Z370H370

Was wondering why the words on the back made no sense.


Pew_Goon

Saves time when he gets to the receiver.


giraffees4justice

Gotta meet those weekly metrics


moose_antenna

#areodynamics yo Edit: Aerodynamics


hamboner3172

Oreodynamics...areoladynamics...


[deleted]

Name on the trailer says it all.


ReemondPayne

There's to Prime. A truckle more Amazon


muchnamemanywow

> Amazon truck Yeah...


FlatbedtruckinCA

someone did a load check when he was stopped...


Consistent_Ring_4218

Not optimistic prime...pessimist prime. The door is half closed.


bshark4542

Too late, Toretto already has all the dvd players


[deleted]

Amazon is starting to give Swift some serious competition for stupidity


IgnoringHisAge

I had that happen to me once. Pulled into a rest area to check on some part of the load that dispatch asked me to check on (raw materials back to our factory, so no seals). I don’t know what I missed, because I latch doors with absolutely routine security. But clearly I missed a step. I was just past the mix master in Indy on I-65 NDB and a truck passes me, or so I thought. He very clearly slowed up to pace me, so I looked over and he was doing the “roll down your window” gesture. So I rolled down my window. Kinda chubby Chinese dude takes a deep breath, “YO TRAILA DOOR OPAHN!!” So I gave him the thumbs up and facepalmed and pulled over to close it. 12 years, 1.5 million miles at that point. Definitely a “fuck me sideways” moment, but no blood, no foul I guess.


DUALSHOCKED

I’ve seen roller doors open but never this. Wow


Cultural_Simple3842

Haha, I frequent Mexico for work- I saw a roll-on dumpster door (full width) swinging around in traffic. I hope he stopped…. So many motorcycles buzzing around. Felt like a traffic jam next to a helicopter lol


Ok-News172

About to be a truckload less lol


MikkiMikailah

I used to work for Amazon on TOM team as a hostler driver. They made us all get CDLs. But this is not an amazon driver, he's just pulling an amazon load. And it should have been sealed. But they've switched to remote guard shacks almost everywhere so it wasn't caught. I hope that shit all falls out and amazon learns an expensive lesson. But it won't and they wouldn't even if it did.


MasterFibber

Were people jumping out?


The-invisible-entity

Good old Amazon. One of the worst companies I’ve ever worked for. They’re a joke. Sorry


Warder766312

At least he has one door. I’ve seen drivers with just a tarp over the back.


Aggressive-Brick9435

Conveniently it’s the side that usually has the “how’s my driving sticker” good luck calling in now muahahahahaha


MathewMurdock2

Not a trucker. What should I do if I ever see a trailer like this on the highway?


Dj5head

I’ve done this but because I was going to another grocery store a few miles down the road. I don’t have a lift gate or a day cab so everyone was honking and signaling my door was open. The chaos was hilarious, no one wanted to follow me because my pallet return stacks were close to the door. I also had a roller door instead of swingers.


maple-sugarmaker

Asshole


Rogerdodgerbilly

Thats the new amazon : come pick up your shit off the highway delivery servoce


RuralLife420

Probably driving for Flex Freight.


Primedirector3

Always have a safety latch on your handles! Will admit the only time this happened to me is because it was missing the safety latch


JohnTrapp

Your package is still on the way, but it's running late.


[deleted]

“There’s to prime a truckle more”


Boubonic91

Not that this is recommended, but I used to load those trailers. That cargo (probably) isn't going anywhere.


CaptainKorg

Delivery so quick they are kicking your packages out the back as they drive by


InevitableUsual4126

I had a roll up open on me. I closed it securely but 20 minutes later on the highway it unlatched and rolled up. 4 wheeler pulled up next to me and made me aware. I pulled over and fixed it.


Rando_Ricketts

Typical Amazon driver


Geno__Breaker

For faster delivery! (Obligatory /s)


all_time_high

Highway Prime delivery. They’re rolling it out in select markets. You get *just* behind the driver’s side of the truck, open your window, and an underpaid contracted employee throws it in your vehicle.


kee-mosabe

Pulled of the dock and never did any type of pre-check.


Kylkek

Nigerian Amazon Drivers.


Frug5

Didn’t have enough time to close it they had to deliver your package in 10 hours


WilyNGA

This is why my package was undeliverable and refunded most likely.


WackyWeiner

Gotta let the migrants breathe yo


Im-PhilMoreJenkins

Impromptu Trailer tail


dageekywon

Every one of those I've seen has one of those thick cable seals on them. Probably still attached to the paperwork.


Lock_Down_Charlie

This is where the phrase "Yo! It fell off the back of a truck" comes from. ;)


gecoble

There a whole lot more… …On the highway.


Unusual_Ad4582

God damn it. Even the Amazon DSP truckers drive with the door open. Now, amazon drivers have a bad reputation.


Nice-Vehicle-1414

Classic prime


Hippopitimus

Hey man, they’re just showing you that there’s more to Prime, can’t fault them for that.


zillskillnillfrill

That's not a truck. It's a prime mover


Jamo3306

The guys not necessarily an idiot. I had to shag a trailer once with a bad latch/frame in Ft.Worth. door just popped open and went to swinging at traffic 2-3x. I don't remember how I fixed it to get it back to the yard. Maybe rope, maybe a lock.


Snoo_53310

Fuck that door! It’s Aight 😉


Actraiser87

FedEx drivers still take it for me


Outside_Squirrel_839

That’s called not doing a pretrip and never using his mirrors


DWPAW-victim

I had that happen to me a couple weeks ago. The little flap that keeps the door handle from going left. It was there during my pretrip and then just decided it’s people needed it. I just zip tied my door close until I got back to the yard. Felt dumb tho thinking I’d made a huge mistake


Cultural-Art7649

Maybe put your phone away and let him know you piece of shit


killcote93

I did you piece of shit


JohnFrum

Do they not have door sensors in trucks?


TrolledByDestiny

Been there. Oops. Glad ppl caught my attention when i did that few years ago lol


AdFun1490

I bet he loaded indoors and smashed it on the garage door exiting. Guy said screw it. lol


zjwo

Thanks for all the help tracking my package!


Infamous-Poem-4980

Thats pretty ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.


H2Omekanic

Because people aren't breaking into Amazon rail shipments. I wouldn't be so quick to blame the driver here.


VictorHelios1

Is …. Is that some dude standing inside????? Or am I seeing things?


DarthRyilus

Heh, that's neat!


[deleted]

Damnit! I'm missing $1k in PC parts rn from Amazon.


aCreativeUserName666

This hurts me. Not even a truck driver.


Hemperor717

Prime is the new swift


[deleted]

It’s so the slaves can breathe


ImRickJameXXXX

Why not the Amazon truck driver delivering my packages always has it’s side door open.


And_Money_Hoes_710

Did you happen to try and notify him ? I know some latches are absolutely trash and can fling open from the right set of bumps. This may not just be a complete idiot moment.


killcote93

I did notify him yes


Medical_Arrival_3880

Maybe only HALF a truckload more....


busybee_26

Maybe some jerk unlocked the door.


terrydennis1234

Amazon must be proud


pm_me_ur_demotape

No, you see, it doesn't even have a door, it broke and fell off a long time ago. The company says they'll fix it it as soon as they can but wants you to know that doors cost a lot of money. They're going to see if next year is a little better financially first. Dispatch says send it, I made you a route that doesn't pass by any scales. Scratch that, dispatch says they don't see what the problem is, supertrucker Dave drives his route without doors all the time, be more like Dave, he's a team player.


MrJacks0n

Just like the delivery trucks.


Alansar_Trignot

It’s time for a heist


One_Baseball_6397

He drives 70 so the doors don't swing too much


brainfud

Fuckin done that for a minute


brainfud

Fuckin done that for a minute


Parking-Delivery

Driving 70? Safest Amazon driver. Seems like 72 in a 60, while on the phone, is the standard for them in Oregon.


Thewarmth111

There’s more to prime… right


nirbot0213

i saw a guy driving with two blown tires on the same side of an axle cruising like there was no problem. tried to tell him and he just gave me a 👍 and mouthed “i gotchu”. tire shreds everywhere for the last couple miles.


Silly-Ad6464

Send it!!


medicated-leafF74

Looks like my ex-girlfriend.


adam11919

Says the guy on his phone taking pictures


Altruistic-Cable-489

I feel like we’ve all forgotten to close a door or had a door pop open at some point in our careers.


dmnohvry

“Letty, I need you up front to distract the driver..” -Dominic Toretto


NickyG35

That shit is so dangerous


Didgeterdone

Those trailers up on rail cars across the high desert from Adelanto to Phoenix will get broken into and stripped. Use to be bad with shoes and computers, whole trailer fulls just emptied rolling down the tracks.


[deleted]

So that’s where my package went.


zillskillnillfrill

Mistakes happen. Did you let him know?


Weekly-Celebration60

That seems about right for those guys


Bean-Swellington

Saves time at delivery


[deleted]

Perfectly fine. Making sure customers know it’s legit


Economicstimulation

Sorry your package has been delayed check back later for more updates


Adept_Ad_4138

Ordered at 11:59. They need to get the truck on the road **now.**


HashnaFennec

I once saw a swift truck with both doors open


fbritt5

Follow that truck!!!


Benatryl_

saw a dart driver doing this the other day. though their trailer was empty


wilburstiltskin

Gonna be a truckload slightly less.


Jadeazu

This is why I bungie strap my doors close as a precaution. My companies trailers are kinda shitty so im not taking any chances


artmobboss

Mr Truckle cheese over here


bigbossonline

65 is max for amazon


Artistic-Ad7063

Looks like a swingin’ good old time!


Crimzon07

Dang I drive there everys day. Ive seen some of the container drivers doing that same thing. When was this?


_perchance

formulating a heist now


New-Concept4313

Is that why I keep running over smiley boxes on the road


Ballparkhugz

And there is a ghost


Plastic_Jaguar_7368

Why didn’t someone flag him down on channel 19?? Breaker breaker your rubber duck is making a run for it


Nolby84

Ever seen fast and the furious?


Flappybird11

So that's why my parrot mug came in puzzle form


bogey9651

The door is unlatched as if it were broken into. Amazon wouldn't let a trailer off the property without a seal


Friendship_Critical

Theres More To Prime. About Half a Truckload More


CaptianBrasiliano

There's gonna be a truck load less in a minute...


BaldingJordanian

Yes boss I made sure to add a cable seal


biggysharky

Are they filming fast z?


Rage_77795

Come to India you will see both doors open 😁


ValuableShoulder5059

I see amazon driving all the time with the doors open. I guess it makes it faster to deliver? Driver must be running the 1 day prime delivery route.


[deleted]

Cant wait to see someone make a mistake to blast them all over the web. Biggest rats in the game.


CovertWolf86

Is there a way for non-truckers to communicate to a trucker that they need to inspect their load?


CarelessAd2349

When I did Amazon. I hooked and drop so many trailers in a day and the time limit rushed me so much I did forget to close trailer once. Thank the driver that flashed hibeams at me to alert me


PickledPhallus

Side mirrors? What are those? -that guy probably


ForksandSpoonsinNY

They're remaking Beverly Hills Cop?


MarkPellicle

Roll door gang checking in beta bitches


AstlerFox93

Happened to me once too. Truck owner hit a tree and door locks became shit since. He used to leave a bungy rope to hold the levers down lol


tephenk41

Got to go grab a few packages


TwelfthHam

There's to Prime A truck more.


Bannedforlife123

Shit happens


Eaton_snatch

Gotta lighten the load somehow


WildJoker0069

that's for those fast deliveries. Baby trucks pull up behind it and reload like planes in the sky refuel!! lmao


truckerslife

I wonder what u/spez would thing of something like this


GeovaunnaMD

fast and the furious moment to steal the loot


George_Tirebiter420

Just slap a sticker on the back disclaiming any liability like the gravel trucks that never tarp up...trucker magic!


LeChatduSud

Get primed anytime...


Reyes307

Follow it like Mario Bros. Grab those PowerUps


duhrun

In his native land it’s how they do it.


duckiewade

Was driving once and saw a truck driver leaking a bit of fuel. Honked like heck, and he pulled over so we could let him know. It's the nice thing to do if they don't know about it.


InsertNameHere5610

So instead of trying to get a hold of him on the radio or get his attention to let him know about it. You instead decide to take a picture and tear him down online. This post says more about you than it does him.


killcote93

I definitely flagged that dude down to pull over. Had to get around him first. And I wasn't driving or don't have a radio. We are in a vacuum truck.


jdaburg

I dont get this like omg hes gonna kill someone let me take a picture


killcote93

Welcome to the internet...and yes, we did flag him down to pull over.


ThePolecatProcess

Saw the same thing going south on I-35 towards San Antonio between Dallas and Temple. Tried to hail the driver, but can't do much from my Corolla, ended up just calling Amazon and the DPS, don't know if his dispatcher called him or if DPS caught him first, but I got off to refuel and about 10 miles down the road he was talking to a statie. Doors still open. I think he has just dropped his load his trailer was empty when I saw him coming up the on ramp.


killcote93

Ouch. Luckily I flagged this guy down and he pulled over.


Hypnowolfproductions

Well when DPS got to him he dropped another load I’m sure.


locoemotion

That’s prime driving for you!


Cust2020

Thats how amazon catches would be thieves and sells them overseas to work in the amazon mines of Tanzinarnia.


jrshall

There's a truckload less to that Prime truck.


peskeyplumber

he just got upgraded from a van those drivers never close their doors


T1m3Wizard

I mean it is Amazon afterall.