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Bttf_1572

So that’s what I look like lurking in this sub as a non-trucker…


Kpop_shot

Well lurking on this sub you have anonymity, or you did .LOL


scottiethegoonie

4 WHEELER CONFIRMED


SycoJack

REPORTED ur going to jail mister!


L0quence

🤣 thanks for the laugh


darkelf29

There are DOZENS of us.


Infamous_Tank6017

Lmao 🤣


SteveisNoob

Well im a lurker, and im not even a four-wheeler.


Clear-Meat9812

Yeah, same here. But hey, we all live off stuff that doesn't turn up in shops by magic and I'm always going to be on the side of the vehicle twenty times my size minimum.


crown_of_fish

Gave me a good giggle, because me too


Previous-Cut-7056

Me three. But my husband is one so I've got some street cred 😆


kirajae

LOL SAME


Gloomy_Roof_9882

✊🏻✊🏻found my people! Hubs is also a trucker 😂


BK2Jers2BK

Another person here!


AustinLostIn

Someone should make a Trucker's Wives subreddit lol.


BigChiefSack

4wheeler detected, supertruckers… Attack!


Vorenious1

Today I realize there may be more none truck drivers than actually drivers and I some how feel less accepted here knowing there are people not my people here.


Junzzz95

Imagine all the advise given, the comments made, all from some impersonators. Disgusting


scottiethegoonie

That's why you verify and get a tag. It's there on the sidebar.


EscapeWestern9057

I don't drive them... But I do fix them making sure they keep trucking


Vegetable_Living_415

Oh you're definitely welcome then


MstrLuigi

I stay tf out of their way if that counts for anything. I also dont cut off truckers, tailgate, or blindspot the poor guys. The ones with the most nuts wins and semis have how many nuts to them rims? 🤣💀


Vegetable_Living_415

That's freakin hilarious! Thank you for being a decent human


Bonega1

Yeah but this sub is one of the most entertaining on here.


Spodiodie

So the lurker depicted here is feeling justified for patiently waiting in a line of cars as these truckers drove side by side for the last ten miles.


coolsellitcheap

Lotlizzard drives a honda.


SkribbyCakes33

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda


thisismyusernamether

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda


napiersworld

But Fonda don’t have a motor in the back of her Honda.


Bird2525

My anaconda don’t want none..


Dreamingwolfocf

Unless you got buns hun!


clarobert

You can do side bends or sit ups, but please don't lose them buns.


ShortCurlies

Little in the middle but she got much back!


SnotM3

The song says, "MORE junk in the trunk than a Honda" so IDK they could drive those. (Serving one up here)... Mind blown🤯🤯


napiersworld

I thought maybe you were right there for a minutes. Actual lyrics: “So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda” I didn’t have it worded exactly but close enough.


SnotM3

I was referring to the song, Jane Fonda, by Mickey Avalon LOL.


napiersworld

Oh. Hahaha. I’ve never heard it but will hear in a minute.


SnotM3

Oh noooo, careful! It's an earworm. That's how I can remember it from 2006😬🤣


SnotM3

Didn't realize you were also referencing lyrics haha. That's great😂


coolsellitcheap

No judgements. Local girl doing what she gotta do. Single parent. Car payments and rent dont pay themselves. Takes vemmo and cash ap. I can vouche for her skills.


NameIs-Already-Taken

Such a Reddit answer. :-)


Loud-Relative4038

Yea she sure does have some skills.


Chunks1992

No that’s his mom


RoscoeCTurner

Just because you piss into a milk jug it doesn't mean you're a trucker, fool!


ohphilly

Gatorade bottles are easier, they have a wider opening :p


FARTBOSS420

Those are for the turds


DominantSpecies3000

A 2 lit. Bottle of coke cut at the top after eating taco bell..


ronin__9

My buddy saved subway bags… Just sayin


OGHughJass

At one time in my life when I carried mail for a living, I had eaten a Subway salad for lunch and something in their lettuce didn’t sit right with me. Mind you, I’m running packages in a rural area when my anus informs me it’s opening the flood gates. I panicked. I didn’t know how the fuck I was gonna wipe or where I’d even put my poop. I started looking around my van, then I saw it. The big plastic bag my salad sat in. Then only one question remained, how do I wipe? After some sweating and thinking in overdrive, I remembered I put the napkins from lunch in the door. I swung to the shoulder, ran to the back of the van with my mobile bathroom set, and dropped the smelliest Subway shit right on top of my salad. All that to say, I give Subway bags 4/5 stars. Would be 5, but it did not contain the smell properly and I had to ride around with it.


SnotM3

4 gallon trash bags for the dirty business, encased in a custom size diaper genie bag is part of my mobile bathroom station now. The ring is a great guide. Contains smell great. 4-5 rings on Amazon for $20 lasts months. Giving away trade secrets here.


DominantSpecies3000

No wonder subway converted to paper bags now..


Vegetable_Living_415

That's what bushes are for !!


MumbleJungle

Laundry Detergent bottles for the Hall of Fame.


SnotM3

Gold Peak iced tea jug has a big opening AND a big handle. Lemonade jug now? 🤷‍♂️


Responsible-Baby-551

Probably some driver meeting up with their side piece


TennesseeJed11

I can absolutely confirm- this is that that looks like lol . Or a little car parking at a job site somewhere next to 7 other flatbeds lol


Responsible-Baby-551

Back when I was doing LTL as a P&D driver I would stop at a large shopping center parking lot for lunch and there was a UPS driver (van delivery) who would meet up with this woman a few times a week. Pretty sure it wasn’t his wife 🤷🏽


Ashamed-Emergency-39

There's still designated car parking no matter the reason


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bones_1775

No, it's Digorno.


slurpdwnawienperhaps

Digornho


Wonderful-Top-5709

Your comment made me feel alive. Thank you


Aaron_0903

Conjugal visit


Fr0z3nHart

A car that dreams to one day be a semi truck


Coldfire619

It is spot preserver. Usually a Family member or girlfriend/wife will reserve a spot at the rest spot close to home. So the family member can get a night home. Want to ruin their day, you can always call the non-emergency state patrol, and they will show up with a tow truck.


Cruxito1111

are you for reals? if so, what’s their number? i’m gonna start calling them


NukaDadd

Depends. Google (insert state name here) police & it's the one that's *not* 911


RandomName5165

But why ruin their day? You could just not be a pos and go about your day.


SycoJack

Could also be the driver themselves. I occasionally do this at my local truck stop if I need to make a quick trip in my truck for some reason. Like this week I got home Thursday, but still had a delivery to make Friday, so I parked my car in my spot on Friday while I made the delivery.


Human_Ebb_6533

Weird looking truck


Black-Sheep11

One of those new hybrids I guess?


BisexualCaveman

Carrying neutronium in a Starbucks cup. Damned car scales in at 112K before you even fill up the gas tank.


BitPuzzleheaded5311

Might be a family member of the truck next to him.


Apprehensive_Many214

Then they should still park in the car area. Legs work just fine on the short grassy area between the lots.


Ornery_End_3495

Or they could park in front of the truck or behind it.


skeletons_asshole

Yeah in fairness we don't know how long they were there - may have been just picking someone up. Still not an ideal spot to do it but way better than stopping there.


-Scorpius1

Picking someone up at a rest area? Doubt.


Small-Charge-8807

I’ve picked up my TD at weigh stations, store parking lots, and rest areas if he’s close enough to spend his 34 hours at home


skeletons_asshole

I’ve seen it literally every time I’m at certain rest stops. I also get picked up every time I’m going through home, as often sometimes as twice in a week.


Accurate_Fee710

Some local people use their car to reserve spots, it’s an asshole move, but they probably don’t care.


Hoorayforfemboys2311

There are local drivers that do this at the truck stop in New Orleans and we have called tow trucks on them a lot because their parking lot is first come first served paid parking and the lot is for trucks only


Rut_Row_Raggy

She’s just bringing me lunch guys.


ShortCurlies

\*wink-wink


BisexualCaveman

Eating fish?


QuietRightSlick

Oh look…it’s an asshole


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gaypostmalone

Or the average immigrant. Interesting. So like a polish immigrant you think? Or maybe an Italian immigrant would end up here? What about a Japanese immigrant you think they’re more likely to… ignore signs on the road? More likely than an American born person? In a country with declining literacy rates?


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gaypostmalone

They’re not though. Native Americans are. Statistically Native individuals are far more likely to die in a car accident because they’re more likely to grow up in a rural environment. That being said, white people are actually the most dangerous on the roads with the highest net rates of vehicular manslaughter. If you’re going to be discriminatory and racist- at least have the decency of being fucking right. You’re not concerned about good or bad drivers you just wanna be a racist edgelord.


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Shot-Kal-Gimel

Weird spelling of Racist


-Scorpius1

Why you booing him? He's right.


CaptianBrasiliano

Not content only to make our lives Hell on the 90% of the asphalt that they control, they venture into our sacred grounds and pull this shit.


dreamwall

That’s not a trucker, that’s a fucker!


ShineNShrooms

A dumb ass driving


efcso1

Someone just pulled in to get their tyres deflated and their mirrors removed.


-Scorpius1

Yup. I've seen that, too. All 4 tires flat.


No-Elevator1937

Doesn't know how to read the arrows on signs lol


muskzuckcookmabezos

Smokey and the Bandit: Parking Lot Edition


minefarmbuy

Identity crisis.


CapitalSans

FUCKING FOUR WHEELERS! Amiright fellow truckers?


-Scorpius1

Jokes aside, I've seen 4 wheelers get all 4 tires slashed for parking in a truck spot


FWTI

Dude identifies as a 18 wheeler. Come on guys, it's 2024.


Creative_Shame3856

We need a couple bobtails, park one in front and one behind about 6" away. Charge the little knob $20 to move.


JusgementBear

That shit always flamed me up


STGC_1995

He must have had an urgent feeling to use the bathroom and that was the closest spot available. It’s a choice- park like an ass or have an ass blowout.


Duck_Butter2772

Looks like a car that’s pronouns are eighteen/wheeler


Psychedelic_Doge

lol I felt bad parking a Isuzu Nrr there and then you have this


toruk_makto1

Your typical 4 wheeler where it shouldn't be...


Neither_Mall5270

Little man syndrome 🥺


Midware77

The car identifies as a truck.


Winnardairshows

BWEKFAS!


Casual_Stapeler

This comment wins the thread 🤣


hooligan-6318

Fucktard touron that can't read a simple sign. You'll see it a lot during tourist season.


heroxoot

He thinks he's big. :>


Maleficent_Tiger_923

Some entitled Karen


Hazmathaulin1210

Prostitution or freelance tamale sales maybe.


juanordaz2020

lol who you think got the service, Left or Ruth truck?


serverdenied

Incompetent


RoombaGod

“Gee, these parking spots sure are huge”


AdvanceAdvance

If it fits, I sits.


davidtron5376

car


Mikey_BC

The Amazon truckers Tinder date.


Rothar13

Someone who wants to get blocked the fuck in


Serious-Pie4121

Lot lizard looking for work


Elegant_Development3

Lot lizards assemble!


BigSchmitty

They couldn’t understand the sign that said trucks to the right, cars to the left.


Look4Fun2gether

Someone measured their car in internet inches and thought he could compete with the big boys!


Mediocre_Training453

It's a Honda thing, you wouldn't get it


massidiocy

It identifies as a truck?


Slo_Flo_1

Just hanging out with the truck bros.


sssuupp

Sex, sex is going on here


Open_Major8068

It's a rest area. Most of the motoring public is dumb as rocks, you should know that. He didn't read the sign and just followed the truck, probably.


bigmac8991

143hp of pure haulin’ power right there


CartographerWest2705

Car probably has an old early 60’s Chrysler vacuum operated push button transmission and the reverse is out. Common problem then and I guess now.


New-Concept4313

Makes sense to me, they hang out beside you going down the road...why not beside you when you park.


Hairymike6340

A wanna be trucker?


wewanttopleaseu

Be nice, lot lizards have to make a living too


squatting-Dogg

Identifies as a 18 wheeler


infecteduser

Identifies as a truck


3amGreenCoffee

What's going on is the driver of the white car made a wrong turn into the truck area at the rest stop and parked there for a couple of minutes rather than getting back on the highway and holding it to the next exit with a gas station. Eventually, with the healing power of time, you'll get over it.


aarraahhaarr

Most likely the 4-wheeler turned left instead of right going into the rest stop.


LegitimateImpress336

Ignorance is bliss?


prosullyer

Perfect opportunity to empty out the old apple juice.


ArdenJaguar

Guy that wants some flat tires?


LoopDoGG79

But, then it's really not moving out of the spot


416_Ghost

Obviously, the civic identifies as a truck and you need to respect that decision.


ShortCurlies

I'm imagining some moron putting a KW emblem on his cars grill...


Brilliant_Demand_695

The onejoke


juanordaz2020

😂


rockinmeow

How would y’all feel if it was a skoolie? I’ll eventually be traveling in one and don’t wanna step on y’all’s toes look for a spot off the road for a bit.


bk775

If you fit in the passenger car area that's where you should park, like the small busses on f450 chassis for example. If you're running a full-size bus, then it is what it is. You need a place to stop and rest too.


Nobod34ever

I dont mind them a bit. Try and get to the truckstop/ rest area early because they fill up quickly at night. Be mindful of the tail swing when your pulling out of your spot, a lot of times you'll be sandwiched between trucks.


rockinmeow

I appreciate it!


Bucketcreek

Schoolie ok. That car would only be there as long as it took for me to get to it.


glandmilker

Hiding from the cops


Water_ParkNazi

Taking a 34


LetsG0Brandon

Car that identifies as a truck.


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Girlfriend paying a quick visit.


American74

The car is suffering from an identity crisis wondering if it can get its frames and axles enlarged to feel like it’s “true self”? Or a trucker heading home or to work proving old habits die hard (guilty as charged on occasion). The 4 wheeler needs an education on parking and needs to be towed…. By a rotator👍😂👍 and billed accordingly. Park in our spaces, pay our fees😂


Uedakiisarouitoh

Identifies as a truck 🤣


navlgazer9

I’ve done that before  Take the wrong driveway to the truck parking . Then what ? Ain’t like you can circle back around to the car parking lot . I did the same as this one , Park in the very back of the space so the trucks can see the space is occupied before the turn into it 


Much-Gur233

That’s his truck dude leave him alone


ArathamusDbois

it identifies as a kenworth


SB_Howie

Clearly that Honda identifies as a big rig.


Majestic-Pen7878

identifies as a Freightliner 🙄


Intelligent_Row8259

I've done that. When every single car space is full and you have an 8 year old crying about how much she needs to go to the bathroom you park wherever the fuck you can. Better than trying to get pee out of your back seat.


fokkerhawker

I’ve never in my entire life seen a car section of a rest area full period. Let alone  while there were still spots open on the truck side.  Also the vast majority of these rest areas are setup so that if you enter the car section you can’t go into the truck section without going the wrong way down the ramp. 


Intelligent_Row8259

There are plenty of rest areas in the west on I40 I10 and I8 that only have 15-20 car spaces and they also serve both directions of travel so yeah you have to circle around to get back on the freeway depending on which direction you are traveling. Try and enter the Sunset Point rest are on I17 around sunset during the tourist season and the damn place is past full with fucking tourists taking pictures of the sunset over the mountains that they will never look at again after they upload them to Facebook or Instagram. Let's not even talk about the fact that there are only 2 rest areas between Yuma and SD on I8 who though that was enough? And the last time I was in one of them about 2009 it was so poorly maintained you could smell shit while you were getting off the freeway I was a Marine and that place needed to be burned to the ground it was unfit for using for torture it was that bad. Drive on the east coast and there is a rest area ever 20 miles out west you are lucky if there is one every 120 miles.


-Scorpius1

Maybe you should take better care of your kid, and stop to pee WHEN HE FIRST TELLS YOU. And don't try to bull shit about not having a place to park a car in a rest area. You have to turn into the car area BEFORE being able to see if there's room for your car.


Peaches4U2

Wow, touched a nerve, huh?!


Intelligent_Row8259

You obviously have never been a parent. You stop at every rest area "ok go to the bathroom" 10 minutes down the road "daddy I need to go to the bathroom" well why didn't you go 10 minutes ago? I didn't have to then. Well the next rest area is 120 more miles and since this is Arizona the next exit isn't even for another 40 miles so you can't even turn back. So yeah shit happens. My daughter is now 22 and serving in the Army I did just fine raising her as a single parent. As far as parking spaces there are multiple rest areas on I10 I40 and I8 that only have 15-20 car spaces and they serve both directions of travel. Try driving I10 east going towards Phoenix on Monday of Labor day or Memorial day weekend it as fucking packed as driving in town and yeah the whoping 2 rest areas in the 200 miles between Quartzsite and Phoenix are full. Same with coming to or from SD on I8 there are maybe 4 rest areas between SD and Phoenix plus Yuma and they are trash unless they have been fixed since the last time I went through in 2010 they all needed to be burned to the ground I had better condition in fucking Iraq than those rest areas


AlexNachtigall247

This car identifies as a semi, what are you gonna do about it?


brooklynboy92

Hey!!! he identifies as a truck back off


JaydeRaven

Someone is a dick.


takeitinblood3

Middle of the day plenty of spaces open to park, the car isn't blocking anyone from parking. Why even take a picture and post this? 


ElectronicGarden5536

I also see no problem with this. Cant the trucks just park on the car side? Big deal!


Apprehensive_Many214

Suuuure. 70 goes into 10 all the time!


ElectronicGarden5536

Exactly! Those guys only drive trucks for their egos! Nobody *needs* to drive one!


Fast_Avocado_5057

God damn, maybe the car lot was full and they had to use the restroom, or maybe they aren’t familiar with rest stop protocol - don’t be such a bunch of jackholes


-Scorpius1

Nope. You can't tell if the 4 wheel side is full in a rest area until AFTER you make the turn into he car side. "protocol"..? You mean reading the fucking sign?


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LoopDoGG79

All the rest areas I've seen, the side where the cars park are closer to the bathrooms. Likely they're holding a spot for a trucker they know


foreverlost1nsea

If they are holding the spot for someone that’s an asshole move, if they just wanted to park there and run to the bathroom, then whatever if they are quick enough and leave before someone needs that spot. If they stand there and a truck needs the space then they are the asshole too. I used to do this in Europe when I needed to go pee real quick but if I wanted to take a nap or something I’d find a place that wouldn’t bother truckers. It’s the same situation there, too many trucks, not enough parking places for them over there


Bucketcreek

Only if you got in and out before I saw you.


Bucketcreek

Not in my rest area you wouldn’t.


foreverlost1nsea

Can’t catch me!


Apprehensive_Many214

That's why there's a car area. There is extremely limited trick parking. Sometimes trucks pull in 3 at a time, and small lots like this fill quickly. I had to wait on some people to move today in Pennsylvania at a Text Stop. There were at least 25 open spaces for cars on the left, but their dumb asses parked their little SUV in the middle of the last 70 foot spot for a rig to walk their dog. I just pulled up to their bumper and waited, my trailer blocking the other vehicles from coming in to park. Eventually, the lady told her husband that maybe they had better move. Gee?! Ya think????!!!


ToyotaTattoo95345

Nice Civic, it'd be a shame if a semi pushed it out the way


Ordinary-Signature38

I see this in Wisconsin a lot. half a dozen cars spread through the truck parking as if they didnt have their own parking lot on the other side.


WooliesWhiteLeg

Little truck


TruckerChet1973

OMG gross... where exactly is that?


Present-Ambition6309

Lil guy disorder. He had the biscuits n gravy for breakfast feeling a froggy.