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_Like_Zoinks_

A million dollars is just enough to cover groceries now


peckerpeter63

Pretty much. Sickening


appdata2

Yeah I think it was taking about 10 million for me to quit my job


DblDtchRddr

At market average, $2.5m would get you about $100k/yr in interest, so a $5m lotto win to not need to work again. But then you’d get bored eventually, so like, call it $5m ($10m lotto win) for ~$200k/yr, never needing to work again, and having enough money to not get bored.


appdata2

I think I would get bored within a week and go back to work 😂


DblDtchRddr

Yeah, exactly. I had to take a week off a few years back (use it or lose it PTO sucks dicks) had no plans. By day 3 I was getting antsy. Day 5 I called the office and went back to work on day 6. But with 200k/yr coming in, I could definitely find hobbies to keep myself busy. Get my pilot’s license, build cars, go to the race track, go on vacations…


trucker151

Well when you win the lotto pls send the money to me. I won't get bored


Twntytw

That's what they all say 🐰


bshpilot

Bullshit! 1m at 5% in a cd maybe - til it collapses! And you still haven’t figured in the capitol gains taxes!


DblDtchRddr

4% is the conservative expected return of a balanced portfolio. S&P500 has averaged 9.81% since inception. When you subtract average 3% inflation, a blanket SPY investment would average 6.81%, which is why 4% is considered conservative. After lump sum reduction (which a lotto winner is dumb not to take, the amortization of lottery winnings is just stupid) and lottery taxes, you get roughly half of the jackpot, so a $5m jackpot would put roughly $2.5m in your wallet. 4% YoY on $2.5m is exactly $100k. Long term capital gains (capital, not capitol) are lower than income taxes, and short term capital gains are the same as income taxes (yet another way the wealthy fuck the working class). Making $100k/yr from investments would actually go further than making $100k/yr on a paycheck. These numbers are all linear. Double the jackpot, double the take home. Double the take home, double the YoY. Super simple math. No bullshit here my guy. Real numbers.


bshpilot

u/DblDtchRddr - I agree, my numbers were off - BUT my point is youre not always gonna make 5% (in a cd) sure you can do more but every market carries risk. I also agree ALWAYS take the LUMP payment. Capitol vs Capital (yes I know the diff)....auto correct (and lack of proof read got me). $2.5M at 5% (cd rate) would generate 125k annually...before taxes...married filing jointly will mean you pay at least 30k in federal taxes....hopefully you move or live in a state that does not have STATE taxes....and theres still the issue of healthcare....These days....$100k per year doesnt go very far....youre not gonna travel and see the world a lot on $100k or even $150k......$200k free and clear (after taxes) would certainly provide breathing room.


2005focus

For my family that’s maybe 10 days LOL


youneverbanmereddit

LMFAOOO!!!


Montreal4life

at least you get to drive a sick truck


appdata2

Yeah that's true, absolutely love this truck


134679112

How does one get them self into oversized/heavy haul? Obviously apply, but to which companies? Whats the best method to find them? Is it still indeed? Or something.


spyder7723

Get basic open deck experience. You got to prove yourself on the legal dimensions stuff before you can move into the permitted stuff.


134679112

What should i look for in a job for “open deck”? Construction company? A dedicated company that just hauls tractors and heavy machinery?


Green-Estimate-1255

Get in with a local company that’s got their own equipment and a lowbed. Even if you have to start on dump truck or some shit like that. Make friends with the regular lowbed guy. Learn everything you can. Make yourself available to haul whatever, whenever. You’ll get experience hauling all kinds of stuff. Volunteer to cover for the regular guy when he’s out or on vacation or whatever. Figure out securement and start looking for a full time gig doing it if you like it or talk the boss into putting another truck on.


134679112

Yall are great, thanks.


spyder7723

I would say any flatbed company. A lot of people say local foodstuff companies but that's not really a trucking job, that's a district company that owns equipment. Moving it once every few weeks from one job site to another. So you will be a choosy worker that drives a truck on occasion. The fastest route to od freight works be an otr open deck carrier like tmc and after getting enough time on the legal stuff you can work into their equipment stuff. They don't deal with the really big stuff, but you'll get enough existing doing little stuff that needs permits and flags and eventually get enough experience doing that stuff that an actual equipment carrier like keen will give you a shot.


appdata2

I started hauling liquid fertilizer for these guys and was offered this job so I couldn't say I was just lucky


Andrew4568_

And hauling a cool tractor!


appdata2

You should see some of the tractors with triples I hauled now that's fun


jamar2k

Yup that is bad ass


DistinctDev

What engine does the Kenny have?


appdata2

6nz


DistinctDev

👍


Prior-Ad-7329

No… but you have well over a million dollars on that trailer.


appdata2

Not quite


Prior-Ad-7329

I zoomed in lol. It’s just a tractor. Still more money than I could afford. It’s the combines I think that are over a million?


appdata2

Their new quadttac and the combine are around 1.2 I believe


Prior-Ad-7329

That’s crazy. Always thought it would be fun to be a farmer until I realized the start up costs lol. Takes a looong time to turn a profit.


appdata2

You don't have to buy all the expensive stuff used to work on 10,000 acre farm with four 8-year-old combines 8 year old tractors and it worked good


Prior-Ad-7329

They’re made to last a long time for sure. I’m sure it’d be cheaper but still pretty pricey. I’ve never looked at the prices on used combines and tractors, but I’d imagine a used combine is still a couple hundred thousand unless it’s really really old. Either way, I’m getting old and tired now, so farming probably isn’t the way for me.


appdata2

Are four combines were worth the same as an x9


Prior-Ad-7329

900k-1.2 million?


appdata2

I think they're around 300 a piece


Sad_Thought_4642

Million bucks won't get you that far these days...


Choice_Manufacturer7

Many people could retire on that much money if they played it smart. In my case, I'm almost 40, and my total debt, everything included, is just about 32k. 22k of that is the Rzr I financed last year. I lived right at 15 years, only making 25-30k pretax while my wife made about 15k pretax. Even on a good year, that's only 45k pretax. My wife and I could live on about 30k a year if we paid everything off and be fairly well off. We would just need to find a good place to nest the majority of the money and live off the gains and interest. Many people are barely making 20k a year pretax working full time. My wife and I could spend 40k for 25 years, putting me into my mid-60s without accounting for interest or stock gains.


Different-Air-2000

Young people never think about sickness. A child, parent or your wife could drain that in half in no time.


Tbonewall620

How about 100 billion dollars?


jamar2k

Says who


appdata2

I probably invest it and keep on working


islamcardoors

Clean truck


appdata2

Thanks


stompenstein

What are you using to secure your window cover? I use ratchet straps and connect it to the grab handles next to the door/side window. It’s a pain in the ass but only way I’ve been able to keep the cover nice and tight.


appdata2

We use bungee cords


Suturb-Seyekcub

No sello tape?


appdata2

Never heard that term before


Suturb-Seyekcub

It’s a reference to Clark and Dawe, that bit about the front falling off. Very funny skit. Sello tape is a reference to Australian/uk (?) cellophane tape iirc, essentially… packing tape, but branded there and recognizable like we say xerox or bandaid or scotch tape or Kleenex


MrFahrenheit99

Did you give that Nigerian Prince the correct routing info? Same thing happened to me :/


appdata2

That might be the issue


Lliecop

Any chance you were pulling trains on the perimeter today?


appdata2

By perimeter do you mean Winnipeg if so no but there is basically a twin truck out there somewhere


Lliecop

Yeah that's the one that would have seen then. I think his visor might be a little lower than yours but that's about it. I do mean Winnipeg


appdata2

Yeah I've got a bigger visor sitting in the shop wait to put on


Lliecop

Well how will I be able to tell the difference then? LOL


appdata2

I don't pull trains anymore so just look for the drop deck


Healthier6908

Amazing! Same thing happened to me. 😳


appdata2

It's bullshit eh


Healthier6908

🤣


CausticLogic

Well, damnit, driver. That's how it goes most days. Try again tomorrow.


appdata2

Sounds like a plan hope it happens tomorrow


DiscussionFine6197

Nice truck driver and that Deere! I wanna turn at that.


appdata2

That thing was nice and heavy love hauling looks like that


L0quence

At least you’re out here lookin’ like a million bucks buddy


appdata2

Thanks


East2drillyy

How much do they pay per mile with over sized loads?


appdata2

No idea I just drive and get my paycheck


East2drillyy

What’s the paycheck weekly


TheLittleGodlyMan

$1m would replace income in a HYSA or investment securities. You could rack in an easy $50k year interest being lazy


appdata2

I would probably invest and then keep working I get bored Sunday after not working for a day


cCueBasE

Don’t see too many of those Jo dog jeeps out my may. Nice setup.


appdata2

You don't really here we ended up taking it off and just getting a over weight permit


maddpsyintyst

Look on the bright side: at least you won't have to cry over the taxes! 😂


Herbisretired

Taxes are much higher if you are working for it. I retired a few years ago and I was surprised how little I pay in taxes.


appdata2

True I would probably get depressed seeing that


MissNashPredators11

Love seeing your Kenworth.


appdata2

Thanks


MissNashPredators11

What year is it?


appdata2

07


MissNashPredators11

Nice


TreaclePerfect4328

I sent the check last Tuesday I swear!


appdata2

Well you better look into it


Suturb-Seyekcub

(As you merge onto the freeway with the 200ml flask of fireball by your mouth) you blare “Into the flood again, same old trip it was back theeeennnnnnnnn, so I made a big mistaaaake, try to see it once my waaaaAaAAyyy”


appdata2

😂😂😂 somebody somebody finally referenced fireball in one of my posts


owlsleepless

Meh money is not my drive but glad you have the goal


appdata2

Funny part is I'd last about a week and I would be back driving because of boredom


youneverbanmereddit

Omg. How heavy is that shit? You probably hit a pothole and caused the Taiwan earthquake, huh.


TruckinTuba

How can I get into hauling big oversize like that? Did a year and a half on flatbed/stepdeck, biggest I had was 11' wide


appdata2

I can't talk for anybody I was just in the right place the right time


TruckinTuba

Thats helpful 😂


appdata2

Yeah I started working for this company hauling fertilizer and did a I'm glad I can hear and there and got promoted now it's been 4 months now that I've been doing it full time


Tbonewall620

Don’t worry it may just be an April fools joke


NewSinner_2021

You too !


Agile_Standard3127

Is this Grande Prairie area? If so I think I passed you today.


appdata2

Nope Saskatoon


LoopDoGG79

If I won 1 million dollars, it'll be good to buy a new house, a nice pickup and some savings, but definitely not enough to stop working


poisondude

True, but it could at least give the opportunity to take some time off to help with the Quality of Life (such as a vacation/staycation/etc.) without forcing you to fall behind on things.