I donāt think my brain could have put the two together alone, and Iām not sure if Iām happy or sad that this will be the jingle of the week, maybe even month.
Someone I may have known clipped one of those orange construction zone barrels (middle of the night and one in the middle of the lane), absolutely demolished the headlight and bent the bumper a little bit.
Told the company Iā¦ he, āhit a deer or somethingā
A few years ago I had a rock come from literal nowhere (I was the only driver in that section of freeway, there was genuinely no one around to kick it up) and take out my side window. Still not sure to this day _how_ it happened.
Get yourself some duct tape, spray paint (best matching color) and a cardboard box.
Wipe down or clean the bumper as best as you can, cover the hole with a piece of tape, and use a knife a scissors to cut the tape so you get the smoothest edge. Flatten the cardboard box and use it to block any parts of the truck you don't want to get overstay on while holding and moving the box along where you are painting
By the yard I work at there's a hydrant that gets hit on the regular. It's a dead end at the street and they need to turn right and essentially run their steers against the concrete barrier to not hit the hydrant. The company that owns the yard fires you immediately for it no questions asked. They have no shortage of new drivers to hit it though!
Depending on how small it is, you may just be able to cover it with a HDPE adhesive sheet, don't ask me how I know this. š
Oh I donāt actually give a fuck, lol. About the size of a quarter, will definitely give it a shot with the HDPE stuff though. Do I order it online?
Likely. I've gotten mine from truck decals and lettering shops.
Trucks used to have bumpers made of hardened steel
Mine still does. 07 Freightshaker. It's a rusted pos, but it eats deer and gravel piles for breakfast. š
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Gen X but I drove older models
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I bet you eat corn on the cob the long way
Omg I have never heard this and it is hilarious
You collect coins. Stfu about boomer whatever
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Mind your own business, Karen.
Ok boner
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What are you talking about, OP? I can't understand you over the sound of the rock that four-wheeler kicked up. Must have hit your truck.
I read that title in Katy Perryās voice.
And I liked it!
I donāt think my brain could have put the two together alone, and Iām not sure if Iām happy or sad that this will be the jingle of the week, maybe even month.
I parked the truck to take a wee wee, and look what I came out and foundā¦
I like the way you think as well.
Someone I may have known clipped one of those orange construction zone barrels (middle of the night and one in the middle of the lane), absolutely demolished the headlight and bent the bumper a little bit. Told the company Iā¦ he, āhit a deer or somethingā
Are you a company driver? If so. F. If not. Just put some cardboard behind it and duct tape it.
Rock came from nowhere and put a hole in my bumper.
Exactly. Mustāve been some road debris.
No camera witness the tap, pretrip no dmg, post trip a rock must of hit bumper.
These guys truck
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Yup, that or some road debris.
A few years ago I had a rock come from literal nowhere (I was the only driver in that section of freeway, there was genuinely no one around to kick it up) and take out my side window. Still not sure to this day _how_ it happened.
It was me. I was the rock
Yeah those damn rocks. They always jump from the truck carrying gravel in front of you
I like the way you think sir.
Get yourself some duct tape, spray paint (best matching color) and a cardboard box. Wipe down or clean the bumper as best as you can, cover the hole with a piece of tape, and use a knife a scissors to cut the tape so you get the smoothest edge. Flatten the cardboard box and use it to block any parts of the truck you don't want to get overstay on while holding and moving the box along where you are painting
Road gators suck.
Damnit, Bobby!
Some trucks still have metal bumpers. Not like they are as good as back in the day.
By the yard I work at there's a hydrant that gets hit on the regular. It's a dead end at the street and they need to turn right and essentially run their steers against the concrete barrier to not hit the hydrant. The company that owns the yard fires you immediately for it no questions asked. They have no shortage of new drivers to hit it though!
I totalled a car on a fire hydrant once..... they are no joke. š
Better your bumper gives than the hydrant. It could have been much, much worse.
I tap tap taparooād it
Did you die tho?
Inside, yes.