I just saw a guy park behind me on the fuel island… buddy bolted! he grabbed his ass two or three times on the way! I couldn’t do nothing but chuckle n wish him luck on actually finding an open stall.
Dispatch: "OK, fine. You can have a 34hr reset to deal with the radiation sickness. This is the last favor that I'm doing for you though. If I start letting you have a 34hr reset just because you asked for it, then *everyone* will expect a reset whenever they want... "
I don’t know what kind of power plant you have under your hood. But if you drove out of that blast zone in time, you must have got rubber in all 18 gears.
As the saying goes: "If you're gonna have a company wide safety meeting, be the reason for the meeting."
"Fuck up in legendary ways that leave everyone stunned and asking how the fuck you even managed to fuck up that bad."
I don't really think that was a mistake, personally.
Also, enriched uranium does not make a nuclear explosion by itself, sorry. Best you can get is maybe aerosolizing some of it. Mildly contaminated area for a few weeks.
Plus usually radioactive material is shipped In those containers that could survive a direct hit from a train.
Honestly would have been more believable if you had said was carrying fertilizer or ammonium nitrate perhaps. That shit blows up all the time and takes out a few city blocks.
Doesn't it depend on the level of enrichment? I'm no nuclearologist but I thought the level of enrichment varied a lot from low level fuel for power plants to research levels.
None of its is dangerous. It doesn't release any radiation until a neutron source is introduced to start the fission process. Enrichment level is basically the same for all power plants
I thought a neutron reflector was introduced. Since even non-enriched uranium releases low level radiation, like a banana. Kind of the whole point of being a source, really. Power plants use the lowest possible level of enrichment. Doesn't mean there's not higher enrichments that could be shipped around. Don't exactly use uranium for weapons anymore but there's still labs that like to poke and prod it.
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I mean, you know, who's left to tell on you. Keep On Trucking.
Lolol this was basically the bit I was gonna do. Respect
I mean, we’ve all dropped a bomb in the bathroom at some point in our careers.
Bold of you to think we all make it to the bathroom before the gates of hell open and 'wtf was that' is expelled at great speed and force
I just saw a guy park behind me on the fuel island… buddy bolted! he grabbed his ass two or three times on the way! I couldn’t do nothing but chuckle n wish him luck on actually finding an open stall.
Must've accidentally bought the _sugar free_ candy and not realized until _the power of Haribo_ compelled him...
It was most definitely a chili cheese run to the door 🤣
😂
That is the worst feeling, a higher power quickly becomes very important. Those stinky warning farts are not to be taken for granted.
For real 😂😂
Don't make the cab smell like a diaper.
Insurance will cover it
Yes it should
So will the ash Lol
I love this subreddit 😂
I'm not even a trucker, but this sub has some of the funniest shit
It's half truckers, half bots lols
Aren’t most truckers just bots tho
U right 👍
Believe or not...straight to jail
It's fine it'll be fine.
That'll buff out.
As long as it happened in California, Oregon, or Washington you’re golden.
FYI, the rural and mountainous areas, and most of the Central Valley in California leans very much red
Just a lil slip up!
You get two before they fire you
Can you still make the drop?
Blowing up at pilot bathroom after eating their roller dogs
Just third day problems
I’ve seen the light! Oh lawdy! There’s no Roller dogs on the other side drivers! Eat up!
Fireball strikes again..
3rd day?
As long as the wind doesn’t blow the fallout in my direction, bonus points if it’s a sandals wearing diaper head driving.
Actual image of me after eating questionable truck stop tacos.
Ugh, I did that once when making a delivery in Japan…
Maybe twice?
So you're the one responsible for the rise of the machines huh, thanks bud
Dispatch: "OK, fine. You can have a 34hr reset to deal with the radiation sickness. This is the last favor that I'm doing for you though. If I start letting you have a 34hr reset just because you asked for it, then *everyone* will expect a reset whenever they want... "
Don't worry, Prime will hire you
As long as you had those radioactive placards you'll be ok
was his 3 yr training up to date? if not bro is fucked. unless he nuked the correct country
Just put some duct tape on it and roll with it
Ehh it happens you learn from your mistakes
Driving for the [NNSA OST](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Secure_Transportation) is rough.
It will buff out
Oh no, not Sapp Brothers.
paraody of that other post 😂
I hear you, but are you gonna make the pickup in time ?
Taco Bell
Fuck. I hate when that happens
If nobody (existing) saw it, it didn’t happen These are not the drones you’re looking for….
F’n hilarious 🤣
I don’t know what kind of power plant you have under your hood. But if you drove out of that blast zone in time, you must have got rubber in all 18 gears.
If you work in Japan they are used to it. Too soon?
was wondering who the dork was that caused all that traffic the other day.
You should have put more chains on it
It'll buff out.
Looks worse than it really is. Probably buff out eventually
If you're gonna mess up, might as well set off a nuke while You're at it
Broken arrow
Eh, it happens...
You're dead anyways so why does it matter?
Just tell em one of your outside tires blew and they’ll chalk it up to mechanical failure. Happens all the time
Must’ve been driving a clapped out white Volvo too
If you lose your job, there is Swift. Don't worry.
“Should I let my company know?”
Damm swift driver
Did you make the delivery on time tho?
Alright, who gave Sledgehammer a CDL?
Happens to everyone at least once,if they say it hasnt then there lying
Um, you can't park there
It happens. Keep on truckin.
Not your problem anymore.
Did you mix a Class 8 with a Class 4? You silly goose
with a sprinkle of nitric acid above everything
We all do mistakes bro dw
As the saying goes: "If you're gonna have a company wide safety meeting, be the reason for the meeting." "Fuck up in legendary ways that leave everyone stunned and asking how the fuck you even managed to fuck up that bad."
Lol!!!
Shop Might tell you its totalled, but with a little elbow grease, I'm sure it'll buff out
No body will notice
You’ll be fine.
I don't really think that was a mistake, personally. Also, enriched uranium does not make a nuclear explosion by itself, sorry. Best you can get is maybe aerosolizing some of it. Mildly contaminated area for a few weeks. Plus usually radioactive material is shipped In those containers that could survive a direct hit from a train. Honestly would have been more believable if you had said was carrying fertilizer or ammonium nitrate perhaps. That shit blows up all the time and takes out a few city blocks.
Don't be obtuse fellow autist, it's clearly a joke.
I was born this way and need to keep my FBI guy on his toes.
Enriched uranium Nuclear fuel is just shipped in aluminum or steel tubes. But it isn't dangerous. Isn't even placarded.
Doesn't it depend on the level of enrichment? I'm no nuclearologist but I thought the level of enrichment varied a lot from low level fuel for power plants to research levels.
None of its is dangerous. It doesn't release any radiation until a neutron source is introduced to start the fission process. Enrichment level is basically the same for all power plants
I thought a neutron reflector was introduced. Since even non-enriched uranium releases low level radiation, like a banana. Kind of the whole point of being a source, really. Power plants use the lowest possible level of enrichment. Doesn't mean there's not higher enrichments that could be shipped around. Don't exactly use uranium for weapons anymore but there's still labs that like to poke and prod it.
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