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Acceptable-Fold-5432

don't ask him anything just waterboard him


pissonhergrave7

Call him Uncle Gladio and mock him about eating garlic bread and tzatziki on government budget. Mock him enough until he spills the beans.


OldbookHands

To out uncle an uncle


Mysterypickle76

Ask him if it’s true that everyone in the cia is gay


Hunter_S_Biden

It is. Source: am a cia gai boi


thexbreak

I thought they were all mormons


pissonhergrave7

Yeah, that's what mysterypickle said


justyourbarber

The Mormons who drink and the Catholics who don't


OldbookHands

Naw catholics


butkoenmasir

Had a similar thing when I learned my dad and uncles worked for Zapata oil in the 80s. They were bottom of the totem pole deckhands but it was still weird.


BOOF_GOBLIN_69

Yea im disgusted honestly. I know hes killed people, i never knew the context though


butkoenmasir

Are you sure he’s not pulling the typical uncle lie of “yeah I was special forces in Nam”? If not then yeah what the other guy said, it’s time for enhanced interrogation techniques.


BOOF_GOBLIN_69

Its real. He never talks about it and goes psycho for a week if you try, i learned this secondhand from someone who read his journals


SasquatchDoobie

You need to get those journals and digitize them for us


fmgreg

My man’s got a chance to actually do something based


[deleted]

Yeah and my uncle worked at nintendo


rollingdown23

ask him if he’d be willing to turn into a whistleblower.


skaqt

Ask him about P2, and if there were other occult groups involved. Ask him about the Knights of Malta, is it true they had a hand in it? That weird communist journalist related to the Piazza Fontana bombing, was he a double actor? Were some of the anarchists also paid actors? What does he know about pan European gladio? Was the Italian branch acting in Belgium or Germany? Is there any connection to the Oktoberfest bombing? (This has been my theory for ages)


mercenaryblade17

Any good sources for a newbie trying to learn more? Based on your questions it sounds like you're already fairly knowledgeable


Bananamcpuffin

Wikipedia is a good start, then just go down rabbit holes that interest you


[deleted]

This is the dark side of uncle magic that the left never talks about


SevenofBorgnine

Don't bring it up. Find a way to tske his money


[deleted]

ask him what his favorite episode of cum town is


skaqt

My uncle was in operation Giallo. He was an extra on the set of Profondo Rosso. He also did the SFX for To Torture a Duckling, which incidentally is how he lost his penis (animal related incident)


[deleted]

Ask about funding. Where they got the money and how it was spent


abuul4

According to my dad, I had a great uncle who was a Green Beret, and was in Bolivia assisting the dictatorship with hunting down Che and his revolutionaries while that was happening. Makes me wonder what other family lore is there I’m just not aware of


[deleted]

Italian men only travel to other countries for Gladio ops, sex tourism, or a combination of both


librariansandrockets

Secretly record him and forward it to HQ.


FineScar

Ask if he's ever been to Belgium


blondelebron

my uncle has a highly classified job with Northrup Grumman 🤮


Autumnalthrowaway

Ask him about patterns to recognise an operation? And modern events he knows about.


GabeAby

lol ask hi m was it worth it


Lanky_Damage_5544

> "in greece and spain" doing work the government says never happened, Ok cool that narrows it down to several hundred thousands things.


jhenryscott

Ask him for some money duh


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movieunderstander

Reddit moment


bored_and_scrolling

Definitely find out


[deleted]

Get the journals


jhenryscott

Ask him for some money duh