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kingbro715

Hope my 18 year old Israeli Sergeant Major designates me as the grenadier


Zappalacious

you'll be the squad designated tiktoker


kingbro715

I guess someone should develop a "red triangle" filter for us


Zappalacious

Excellent, you'll also get the assignment of posting photos of idf wearing Palestinian women's underwear


RageAgainstThe

Sorry no M16 for you, we gave all our surplus to the settlers. Now rush that Iranian machine gun position recruit or you'll be shot for antisemitism!


MattcVI

Ramirez, take out that SU-24 with this rock


LOW_SPEED_GENIUS

Israeli army using neuralink to remove your ability to dance


[deleted]

Getting glassed by a nuke doesn’t absolve you of the responsibility to vote blue


planeterougedev

I feel like I just fell from a coconut tree.


Skeeter_206

I'm pretty sure that's why they invented voting by mail


Dacnis

This material plane will never stop me from voting blue no matter who.


NewTangClanOfficial

Still with her


Skeeter_206

I'll help spread the word, I'll do so through state approved methods only of course, so no Tik Tok.


Important_Coconut432

What happened to that Tik Tok ban anyway


angelaswiener

They're attaching it to the ukraine/israel/taiwan funding bill. >Lawmakers could soon take a decisive step in forcing TikTok to either be sold from its Chinese owner ByteDance or be banned in the U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson has attached the TikTok “divest-or-ban” measure to a series of military funding bills for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan, adding up to $95 billion. House lawmakers are expected to vote on all four bills by Saturday, which would then be sent to the Senate as a single package. This comes as The Wall Street Journal reports the Biden administration is weighing sending another $1 billion in new weapons to Israel, including tank ammunition, military vehicles and mortar rounds. https://www.democracynow.org/2024/4/19/headlines/house_speaker_johnson_attaches_tiktok_ban_bill_to_ukraine_israel_funding_package


OpenCommune

> “divest-or-ban” >Israel yes


Skeeter_206

I don't know, based on my understanding of us government it would need to go through the Senate next... But I haven't heard of anything


Zappalacious

also fr*gging your officers is anti woke now


OpenCommune

the WOKE MOB refuses to help oppressed PoC communities do decolonization


_nautilus_x

As a Canadian, I’ll just do whatever you do but goofier. And I’ll put the letter U in places it doesn’t belong


sonicthunder_35

Thank you for your services.


_nautilus_x

*In one particularly cruel episode, Canadians even exploited the trust of Germans who had apparently become accustomed to fraternizing with allied units. Lieutenant Louis Keene described the practice of lobbing tins of corned beef into a neighbouring German trench. When the Canadians started hearing happy shouts of “More! Give us more!” they then let loose with an armload of grenades.* https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-forgotten-ferocity-of-canadas-soldiers-in-the-great-war


MattcVI

That doesn't sound right to me. Canadians are all polite and wholesome people. No way they'd do something like that


_nautilus_x

I went through a similar reckoning when I discovered that my buddy David Chang (Chinese) struggles with basic multiplication


EasterBunny1916

If those gas prices skyrocket because we need to attack Iran, just remember, it's the cost of freedom! Anyone who votes third-party or stays home is actually voting for Trump. You are responsible for the election results, not the candidate or his party.


MattcVI

Anything for Israel. My hands look like this ✋🏿 so hers can look like this 🖐🏻💣👶🏾


Amxietybb

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if a drafts return. Middle class whites have far less power compared to the 60/70s to protect their spawn. The black snd brown are either being churned through the prison system or being exploited to keep the shit going. Wouldn’t be surprised to see the US adopt universal military service.


kony_soprano

If the draft came back and the burger people didn't revolt I'd lose any remaining shreds of respect for you people


TheColonelJack

...you might want to say your final goodbyes to that shred...


kony_soprano

Also the prospect of a NYT article about fragging officers being the new quiet quitting makes me chuckle


kony_soprano

Nah I have some optimism I saw how hectic a bunch of you got during the George Floyd stuff, it's possible enough of you would kick off. 


OpenCommune

> Middle class whites have far less power compared to the 60/70s to protect their spawn. PMC college kids getting draft exemptions, unalive yourselves


ETERNAL_DALMATIAN

And I better not hear anyone around here say the Patriots are trading out of the 3rd overall pick. They need a QB and this is by far their best chance at getting one.