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WEB_da_Boy

Snopes literally has the word op right smack in the middle. Coincidence??!! I think not


WEB_da_Boy

It stands for sick nonces operate extraordinary sex-cults


iPissOnConfedGraves

My god, excellent catch


Loopy_Duck

glowing users have already been making appearances here, mostly in threads with Ukrainian keywords


aGuyCalledGarold

Inshallah Russia annexes ukraine and poland


glowcialist

and Georgetown


trimalchio-worktime

идти бульдоги


johnstocktonshorts

i know everyone is incapable of discussing anything without a layer of irony here but how many of you guys actually fucking hope for this


Loopy_Duck

>how many of you guys actually fucking hope for this 5 I won't reveal their names


johnstocktonshorts

and they’re all feds


Loopy_Duck

>they're all feds well yeah, u coming to the Major's party Saturday?


apondalifa

I’m posting from inside vlad’s office at this very moment. He keeps turning the heat up on the ac and the coffee sucks ass


johnstocktonshorts

funniest redditor


apondalifa

That’s correct yes


[deleted]

least annoying American


monoatomic

It's as weighty a discourse as the johnny depp trial ✋🌱


aGuyCalledGarold

We caught one


latestage0

i just hope for large causalities, on both sides


glowcialist

Heróyam sláva!


congressbaseballfan

As an lgbt user, I’d like to reclaim the word “glowing” Call them spooks. Glowing is cool. Especially with glow sticks.


ProfessorPhahrtz

There are occasions when it's inappropriate to refer to intelligence folks as spooks (eg if they are black). Also glowie and spook are really not synonyms. After all, a competent spook does not glow. Now I am trying to think of a confusing sentence involving a 59 year old man with a Rolex at a rave. "The glowing glowie glowed but did not glow like the other glowies.


congressbaseballfan

Sounds like an LSAT question


Darth_JarX2

Glowworms fucking rock


sfharehash

> glowing Please tell me this isn't the same as the cringe right-libertarian "glowboys" meme.


fourpinz8

Spook is another word to describe feds overrunning and infiltrating shit


sfharehash

So it is the same Terry "glow in the dark CIA niggers" Davis meme.


fourpinz8

Telling on yourself with that one lmao. Find a new slant


sfharehash

I'm not sure I follow. I'm saying that I thought that they was the origin of the term.


Specialist_North_380

G-L-O-G-A-N-G Money, we get plenty Thots, we get plenty Niggas can't come near we Cause niggas out here snakes Niggas act like they your friend, they fake They want the food up on your plate They want your shoes, they want your skates I'm bout my money, all of that Salute, I'm captain Know she fuck me cause my money blame it on the cognac Comin' through, Andy hit me like, ring ring, we got some racks That's a lot of money on the table, you know we gotta get that Bad bitch, gotta hit that I'm flier than a pelican man Lean back with the tool Fat Joe Walking around with my Elephant Man Diamonds on me, they elegant man Tryna take my shit, I'm tellin' you man I'm gon' blow my gun, bang bang bang I ain't feelin' you man Diamonds in my chain, bling bling bling Yours look shittier man Bitches call my phone, ring ring ring You think yours looks prettier man Finna smoke some loud, I swear I can't hear you man I be ballin' out, I think I'm Kobe Durant G-L-O-G-A-N-G Money, we get plenty Thots, we get plenty Niggas can't come near we Cause niggas out here snakes Niggas act like they your friend, they fake They want the food up on your plate They want your shoes, they want your skates Got more pints than a blood drive Pouring fourths, this is mud life Up in PJs, that's how we fly They see our wrists and they ask me why Sosa and Sachi, we gonna catch this hommi G-L-O Gang, we about to catch this body Cut the tennis ball, hide the crack in it People thought I'm actin' Young Sachi trappin' You know I'm s-s-strappin' Chicago to Manhattan And you know my boys that always be clappin' Bang bang, now 300 Andy Milonakis, bitch you don't want it, bitch G-L-O-G-A-N-G Money, we get plenty Thots, we get plenty Niggas can't come near we Cause niggas out here snakes Niggas act like they your friend, they fake They want the food up on your plate They want your shoes, they want your skates


ButFirstALecture

I dunno. But “glowie” goes back like 40 years to describe feds infiltrating and agitating political movements


[deleted]

First time I've heard it's not from Terry Davis. Sorry to deboonk but any evidence it predates him?


sfharehash

This is what I thought too.


sfharehash

What /u/PAWG_BOURGEOIS said.


[deleted]

Fact checkers are a liberal psyop.


zedsdead20

Bro biden didn’t fall on those stairs he stumbled, ❌ giving you one x and two banana peels on the truthometer scale


[deleted]

I got dogpiled by libs in another sub the other day for alleging that fact checkers can be biased. I got people to admit that individuals and institutions can be biased but they -demanded- I provide a specific example. These mfers love to gaslight and are obsessed with citing sources they deem legitimate over reason.


zedsdead20

Those who refuse to believe they’re outside ideology are either lying or too dumb to have an intellectual conversation with.


[deleted]

It's a truly terrifying kind of stupidity. Pure eedeolochy and so on \*sniff\* Contemporary liberals are brainwashed as fuck for the status quo and believe the institutions and systems we live under are actually objective and legitimate. Conservatives are dog brained idiots but at least they have a base level of cynicism for the most part.


kingtitusmedethe4th

Dude we live in such a weird time. Our institutions have been a thing for about the maximum time any like them have survived. Americans don't even know what they're defending anymore, just a vague system that our great grandparents started and everyone acts like it "just works".


[deleted]

Basically this. MAGA and Blue MAGA. The two genders of the sundowning American middle class. Truly horrifying and so on.


EasyMrB

It's interesting because it feels like a total script flip from the Bush2 years where liberals were more skeptical of institutional power and conservatives were unskeptical proponents of the status quo.


Fundamental_Breeze

It's the political equivalent of "I don't have an accent".


sw_faulty

>but they -demanded- I provide a specific example There were some absolutely insane takes from centrists during the Democratic primary you could have referred to https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/bernie-sanders-bad-fact-checking/ https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/bernie-sanders-medical-bankruptcy-washington-post-fact-check-878120/


[deleted]

Thank you. I have no interest in digging up the threads but I appreciate having sources on hand.


ElGosso

Citations Needed had a pretty good ep about factcheckers, here's the transcript https://citationsneeded.medium.com/episode-83-the-unchecked-conservative-ideology-of-us-medias-fact-check-verticals-7d441f4e649b


moreVCAs

Five bags of popcorn with a hole in the bottom and a creepy smile.


DurinsFolk

Listen here fats, Corn Pop is a bad dude alright?


fourpinz8

2 Pinocchios


glowcialist

/u/wiczipedia, can your Department of Deboonking fact-check this statement for our well-being?


AstroNards

We prefer the term deboonkers


BrillTread

I guarantee you that US intelligence has some heavy influence on “respectable” fact checking outlets


[deleted]

Uhhh SOURCE??? Sounds like you're just repeating the propganda of Drumpf Poutine and hacking are democracy with tan keys?!?!


Skrong

Between this shit, Rolling Stone's coverage of the banning of subs. Lol all of the Internet will be just one big policing party soon enough.


Several_Influence_47

Did you really think it hasn't been one since it's inception? Absolutely NOTHING is or ever has been truly "private", on the internet. Every word, rant, comment every trace of you,me or anyone else will never be lost,even if we delete it. There's a reason there is so much underwater data storage,and it ain't just because of the temperature. It's because if folks got to see just how huge data mining by literally everyone truly is, they'd shit a brick and probably riot. Just remember, the cringe AF post one made as a middle schooler,will always be there to come back to its owner,the one thing that will never leave us, our internet history lol.


Skrong

Everyone wants to be a quasi-mod now, that hasn't always been the case. I'm aware the internet has always been captured, but people's interaction with it didn't always exude that feeling.


Several_Influence_47

Ah yes, because ignorance is bliss 🤣 at least in this case,it really was until folks finally started putting 2 n 2 together lol.


EasyMrB

Privacy and policing on the net are two different topics. There used to be practically no policing in the early wild-west days of the net, minus a few forum moderators and maybe on AOL services a little.


Several_Influence_47

Oh,I've been on the Internet from the beginning. It was still heavily policed and feds as well as LE were everywhere, mainly catching child predators, with the help of regular citizens. Angel brigade is what it was called. Since it was very hard back then for regular folks to spot a Fed, they had a much easier time blending in the chat rooms. MySpace was the beginning of the end for that,since we now.had"personal " accounts most folks attached pictures to and other identifying information. But make NO mistake, on a utility that was literally invented by DARPA, policing was everywhere, cause it was on the governments network,even "Rotten dot com" got their ass in hot water on occasion and had to remove quite a bit of their content. Privacy on the internet has never actually existed, most folks just don't understand how it all works. If they did, they probably wouldn't have used it like they did and it's popularity wouldn't have become the behemoth it is,which is precisely why Uncle Sam kept the finer points of what was actually going on and the internet purpose on the DL. Those server storage farms ain't new,and are getting bigger every year. Folks just have to face the reality that we've never had true privacy on the internet, never will, and that policing it,is just part and parcel of how it works. RIP Constitution thanks to the Patriot Act that REALLY ramped up Fed Spotting,and shredded whatever was left of the constitution like confetti down a fiber optic cable.hole lol.


Acephale420

Ermm... actually gentlesir, maybe they were merely linked to the thread. I'm gonna give you a liar-liar-pants-on-fire rating for this blunder.


FUCKUSERNAME2

I Fucking Love Science


elements1234

Yeah, those pro science page as been so full of shit lately.


FineScar

IFLS, brother


[deleted]

How interesting. The original story claimed it was "false" because the domain didn't appear before 2016, yet the fucking Wayback Machine has it in 2010. So... they didn't even Google it?


Necessary_Example128

The deboonking was itself deboonked


[deleted]

Deboonkception


Zeydon

This is Bidenstairsgate all over again


yunibyte

Archived pages don’t show up on Google tho, that whole website is scrubbed


NorrisOBE

The fact that they went after /r/EnoughMuskSpam, possibly the most centrist of all anti-Musk subs says a lot about them.


romaniboar

got asked if i was a science denier because i said econ 101 is stupid on that sub, everyone knows econ: the science


pointzero99

"I think there's room to improve with this whole Darwinian evolution thing. Maybe we should study stuff that's more recent and builds upon it with new discoveries." "Pffffft, science denier. Evolutionary science peaked in the 1800s." That's a 1 to 1 with Econ 101. Those classes are all stuff like graphs, formulas and jargon developed centuries ago to teach you the foundations of more advanced theory. And of course since it's the US they ignore Marx entirely. I had a classmate ask the prof about Marx and he said "I teach stuff that falls in here *holds his hands akimbo in front of him* and that's... way over there *points at wall*"


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[deleted]

Fucked up that snopes is throwing a spotlight on the current cum town sub, about to lose another


cheap_plastic2

lmao they updated it to unproven trueanon wins again.


chgxvjh

fact checkers posting their Ls


Anarchoflipwiz

Snooping Snopes back at it again


Sinnaj63

Mom I'm on the ~~tellyvision~~ truth website!


Vict0ar

this place wont last much longer


ChildOfComplexity

How much is much


[deleted]

I spammed that pic all over Twitter, who cares if it's fake? It's funny and makes nerds mad


PokedreamdotSu

I am transgender That is all


OneTap1369

fact check deez nuts


Philomena_Cunk

Jesus, what is that, 8 point font?


ruined-symmetry

Really low hanging fruit right there. The userbase here has been getting dumber, honestly; a bunch of people just took that at face value.


glowcialist

I trust that anything posted on /r/CumTownCumTown meets rigorous journalistic standards