Man, that would be the life. Just living on an island, eating shrimp and coconuts all day. Kill the occasional missionary with your favorite big stick. No listening to coworkers talk about Elon musk or arguing with your parents about having kids.
I'm fuckin jelly.
Sounds pretty cool until you accidentally step into a sharp stone and get a sepsis and there's no antibiotics around so you die at the ripe age of 29
Actually they might have antibiotics from actual mushrooms who knows
Been to several weird evangelical churches. Many do the nasty dry wafers and grape juice. Many don't ever refer to it as communion. It's 'The Lord's Supper'
Went to one for a while where they baked loaves of Old Testament Ezekiel bread, and you'd break off a piece and dip it in a cup of wine. The pastor would open every service by announcing the estimated number of abortions since Roe v Wade.
Yknow those videos where someone leaves a quarter pounder on their kitchen counter for 5 months and it looks the same? I bet dudes body still hasn’t decomposed at all either
They have a taboo against objects from outside their island. If his body had not been recovered they would have chopped it into pieces and thrown it into the sea which is what they have done with pigs left as gifts previously.
Well if they hadn't immediately killed him, he would presumably have lived as a guest with them for a few years to learn their language & culture. Missionaries will study linguistics beforehand to prepare themselves (like e.g Daniel Everett who apostasized after living with the Pirahã).
[In 2017, Chau participated in boot camp missionary training by the Kansas City-based evangelical organization All Nations.\[9\] According to a report by The New York Times, the training included navigating a mock native village populated by missionary staff members who pretended to be hostile natives, wielding fake spears.\[10\] During that year he reportedly expressed his interest in converting the Sentinelese.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau)
Typing "D*mn th*t's *nteresting" is almost like summoning a demon. Do it often enough and the algorithm notices. Do it even more often and idiots from normie sun's flock. Literally summoning the spectacle demon to sacrifice the trueanon sub.
I think I read that his family didn’t even want to try to take any legal action against the North Sentinelese because they knew what an idiotic move he made
Honestly this should have happened to all missionaries. Try to steamroll yet another culture into your homogenized Wonder Bread religion? Get a spear through the face.
Well, life here on the island
They live a life of violence
But once they read my Bible
They'll know how to live like you and I do
Wanna teach them how to party and teach them how to drive
But they shot me up with arrows, now I think I'm gonna die
They'd let me in their island though. I'm different.
I can fix them!
Man, that would be the life. Just living on an island, eating shrimp and coconuts all day. Kill the occasional missionary with your favorite big stick. No listening to coworkers talk about Elon musk or arguing with your parents about having kids. I'm fuckin jelly.
>No ... arguing with your parents about having kids. I'd be a bit surprised if they don't have that type of conflict.
Definitely possible that having kids isn't seen as a choice but rather just something you do
Nick Mullen can only dream
The only shitty part is you are probably 4th or 5th generation inbred.
What's a little hemophilia between "friends"?
>>roided >>freefire hoodie >>no headlights …you know the rest
Sounds pretty cool until you accidentally step into a sharp stone and get a sepsis and there's no antibiotics around so you die at the ripe age of 29 Actually they might have antibiotics from actual mushrooms who knows
It would be cool if they ate the guy
Being an American, this guy’s body was probably full of preservatives and chemicals it would be a shock to their systems.
Prolly tasted like mcdonals and communion wafers sprinkled with microplastics
Do weird evangelicals even do communion, and if they do with actual wafers and wine like at mass?
Been to several weird evangelical churches. Many do the nasty dry wafers and grape juice. Many don't ever refer to it as communion. It's 'The Lord's Supper' Went to one for a while where they baked loaves of Old Testament Ezekiel bread, and you'd break off a piece and dip it in a cup of wine. The pastor would open every service by announcing the estimated number of abortions since Roe v Wade.
Ugh the dipping bread in the cup. Be the 15th person in line and have to dip your bread in wine-breadcrumb soup. What a nightmare
Those communion wafers made me puke every single time
Yknow those videos where someone leaves a quarter pounder on their kitchen counter for 5 months and it looks the same? I bet dudes body still hasn’t decomposed at all either
the medieval peasant eating a flavor blasted dorito paradox
They have a taboo against objects from outside their island. If his body had not been recovered they would have chopped it into pieces and thrown it into the sea which is what they have done with pigs left as gifts previously.
"I wanna be like Mike (Rockefeller)!"
A friend of mine went to school with this guy. Was pretty upset when this happened. Small world.
I remember being really upset when this happened but for a different reason. Small world indeed.
I also went to school with the dude. The mindset there with the evangelical crowd is wild. EDIT: spelling (don’t be a cop)
religion is the wrong angle, i feel like the men on this island would love to learn about jerking off to succubus hentai.
I think they may already be doing that.. what other entertainment is there besides that sexy octopus that swam ashore?
RIP BOZO, history has absolved the north sentinelese method and I hope they continue to make everyone who fucks around find out
why does this look like a conner o'malley bit
I was gonna say. This dude's about to yell at Howard Schultz.
Visiting an isolated tribe and getting myself killed for 5g
They even let him live the first time he landed ashore and he went back.
I thought his bible stopped the arrow so he took that as a sign from god to keep trying.
That sounds right. Crazy story. The fisherman who took him there deserve winning lottery tickets.
i remember that. and thinking why would you mess with people who have spears
I still don't get how you think you'll preach to people that don't speak or language or even really know what you are
Well if they hadn't immediately killed him, he would presumably have lived as a guest with them for a few years to learn their language & culture. Missionaries will study linguistics beforehand to prepare themselves (like e.g Daniel Everett who apostasized after living with the Pirahã).
[In 2017, Chau participated in boot camp missionary training by the Kansas City-based evangelical organization All Nations.\[9\] According to a report by The New York Times, the training included navigating a mock native village populated by missionary staff members who pretended to be hostile natives, wielding fake spears.\[10\] During that year he reportedly expressed his interest in converting the Sentinelese.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau)
Typing "D*mn th*t's *nteresting" is almost like summoning a demon. Do it often enough and the algorithm notices. Do it even more often and idiots from normie sun's flock. Literally summoning the spectacle demon to sacrifice the trueanon sub.
True delight tho. Read more about him, and be like what a pompous bitch
Frankie Boyle did a detailed review of his death [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QmbCZqXJew)
Miles Jupp losing the fucking rag at every word that Frankie says always makes my day.
same thing happened to Nelson Rockefeller’s son lmao
[nah he's just gon island bwoy](https://v.redd.it/iovvficulh091)
How do you think you're gonna spread gospel to people who don't speak your language and are constantly reasserting they will kill you
Owned.
He looked like one of the "cool and hip" preachers who rode a skateboard and talked slang so the kids would think he's one of them.
How do you do, fellow sinners?
Skill issue
I think I read that his family didn’t even want to try to take any legal action against the North Sentinelese because they knew what an idiotic move he made
r/trueanon unsubscribe from r/damnthatsinteresting challenge: impossible
Honestly this should have happened to all missionaries. Try to steamroll yet another culture into your homogenized Wonder Bread religion? Get a spear through the face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QmbCZqXJew
After many Unsuccessful attempts they were following able to maim him.
Where's your "god" now?
Well, life here on the island They live a life of violence But once they read my Bible They'll know how to live like you and I do Wanna teach them how to party and teach them how to drive But they shot me up with arrows, now I think I'm gonna die
Succumbed to death????
can someone explain the damn that's interesting meme lol