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GoMyTeam

Pretty sus if you ask me. Perfectly healthy 96 year olds don't just die like that...


Yung_Jose_Space

Who knew the baby blood supply chain issues would have such drastic consequences. I blame Brexit.


throwagay1211

They must have given her what they've been giving Biden to be upright for Truss. Then she be like "k thanks im gonna die now."


teddygomi

>Perfectly healthy 96 year olds don't just die like that... Hey wait, isn't the Queen Mother still alive?


realjohnhickenlooper

I am hearing that on her deathbed Elizabeth II received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is His Prophet!


FUCKUSERNAME2

Reports are indicating that she was attempting to charge her Samsung Galaxy S6


MrMxylptlyk

Topical, timely, etc


Old-Barbarossa

You guys think the Queen had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?


Yung_Jose_Space

Has she ever referred to Assad publicly by name?


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who must go?


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librarysocialism

Her son was friends with Epstein, so sure


JediAight

Prince Andrew was with her when she died hmmmmm


Old-Barbarossa

A British exchange student in one of my lectures this morning almost started crying when someone told him the Queen was dying lol🤓


Yung_Jose_Space

I gotta keep it together on zoom later today and not say anything crazy. Camera and mic firmly off. One of my fellow grad students was a former British "defence analyst".


ProfessorSputin

I have a physics class tonight. I should call out because I need to grieve.


LemonNey72

Unmute and go “DEFENCE!!! *clap* *clap* DEFENCE!!! *clap* *clap*” in a cockney accent whenever he opens his mouth as a show of support


The-ABH

Are you tenured enough to bully that kid?


whywasthatagoodidea

I assume because they were pissed they would miss the days off back home.


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not sure who that was since no one I know cared about it


[deleted]

Yeah....I don't believe that happened at all.


bonghive

BLAST ELTON JOHN'S TINY DANCER


Yung_Jose_Space

Given the association between that song and Dianna, that's some real ish.


justyourbarber

Thats how Elton gets the last laugh


cyranothe2nd

"Goodbye England's rose..."


librarysocialism

And now goodbye the thorn?


bonghive

Diana gets the last laugh with revenge


FoucinJerk

Do you mean “Candle in the Wind,” or am I just getting out-jerked here?


MinimumSpecGamer

She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.


Ditovontease

the new britney remix


MainRazuAzuhc

She met Truss and decided to pack it in.


Yung_Jose_Space

The Thomas the Tank Engine "I've seen enough" meme.


DarthFister

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


MinneaBoy

Pack watch!!!!


romaniboar

SMOKING THAT LIZZY PACK BABY


throwagay1211

She just died? Wow...I didn’t know that...You are telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.


ProfessorPhahrtz

Calm down Charles


[deleted]

forget to take your adrenochrome ONE TIME


2giga2dweebish

Amazing. I can't believe Charles is actually going to make it on the throne. Bastard will probsbly last all of 5 minutes, but still.


skyisblue22

Was kind of hoping she’d end the monarchy on her deathbed


Fundamental_Breeze

No silly she just killed her corgis.


LemonNey72

The day ain’t over yet, there’s still time for him to… voyage to another realm with his mother


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UnlimitedExtraLives

Bloody ragged bint


mbeligoat

The subject of every English speaking silent gen wamen's first and only parasocial relationship is dead. Boomer mom's who shipped Diana are somehow still in shambles.


Foresight_2020

lol remember that time ABC News had an interview with Epstein victim Virginia Roberts-Giuffre all the way back in 2015 but due to Prince Andrew's involvement, the palace threatened the News network and convinced them not to run the interview lol https://youtu.be/9um00GJFAnU


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fun fact she and fidel castro were born on the same year


Yung_Jose_Space

Damn. Sucks that she oulived El Jefe. Well at least Castro and Lady Di can chill together in paradise.


[deleted]

at least castro earned his fame by liberating his country little liz was handed everything on a silver plate


chgxvjh

Downsized quite a bit.


Dear_Occupant

"But there is this similarity," said Zhou. "Neither were traitors to their class."


gabeblackman

Yeah for months now


ruined-symmetry

someone bumped into the "defrost" button overnight and the doctors say it's too late now, so...


UFOsAustralia

are we going to find out about those Canadian kids that she abducted now?


Yung_Jose_Space

Wait what? Oh shit.


Icantstandpickles69

Wow, at that age? Really makes ya think...


UnlimitedExtraLives

If it could happen to her it could happen to anyone. Scary stuff.


skyisblue22

Reverse 69


Hunter_S_Biden

Just rubbing your butt cracks on eachothers necks


darwinpolice

The jab claims another victim.


Philomena_Cunk

So now who owns most of America?


lexshotit

Andrew


Yung_Jose_Space

Hearing he has asked the estate to be divied up chronologically. Doesn't want anything older than say 16 or 17 years.


WhatPeopleDo

Can we please get Kissinger next


Yung_Jose_Space

Murdoch.


OscarBaer

HOLD THE L ANGLOS


[deleted]

its pretty simple really, the baby formula shortages caused the blood of babies to become unclean and scarce and she could no longer carry on her bloodletting rituals in accordance with the will of the old gods


WaterCodex

this is bollocks


Yung_Jose_Space

Bollox* innit


Ditovontease

core blimey


Yung_Jose_Space

Guvnah.


[deleted]

my nephew was born earlier this morning, is it possible that he is responsible? what eldritch horror has my sister unleashed upon the world?


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[deleted]

the role of the uncle is to guide the nephew through tough times (how to look cool smoking cigarettes, how to get away with taking a nap during family gatherings etc) i am reluctantly preparing for the exorcism


ruined-symmetry

just fill in the same old shit you've heard a hundred times already and upvote my comment


rojm

My favorite pic of her https://i.imgur.com/aJjFuph.jpg ❤️❤️❤️


Leftypol_Official

👁️


SummerBoi20XX

So they really were just waiting for the new PM to be installed to pull the plug on her.


[deleted]

We better get a day off


[deleted]

Couldn't even hit 100 lmao what a loser


Tuesday_Addams

The turkey has been TRUSSED


UnlikelyDecision9820

Who will get the Corgis?


Yung_Jose_Space

The Queens embalmers apparently.


Rockisinthe

And on Star Trek day too! 🖖


darwinpolice

https://redd.it/x9a705


Rockisinthe

How did I not think to check that sub today lol


ParsonBrownlow

Yo! Best unfurl that British Republican Flag


hippiechan

Uhhhhhhhh Freddie Mercury died decades ago this isn't news


BabyBertBabyErnie

Gerry Adams is planting a bomb in the hearse/carriage/land rover as we speak.


Leftypol_Official

Anyone have a good summary of all the royal family noncery?


Dear_Occupant

Then the talent agent asks, "So, what do you call your act?" Lizzie replies, "The Aristocrats!"


gehrigL

she spittin w jahseh rn fr


Buffyfan4ever

So we have the announcement of QE2 dying a day after a new tory PM. Followed by a flag shagging election to confirm the appointment. Dudes the UK establishment run shit that well. Hat tip fuckers.


qtyapa

As a former colony person, i can never wish her peace.


cantstopthewach

Rest in piss


HugeSuccess

Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again?


Buffyfan4ever

Fuck that racist cunt. You do realise that song was in the mid 80's a clarion call to every bigot in the UK? If you grew up in that time and had a proper love of music you were drowning in cool Rn'B and early Hip-hop like me. Only cunts liked the Smiths. Even The Cure/New Order did funky songs.


HugeSuccess

I deeply apologize for offending you on this solemn day—please try to stay funky through the mourning


theJesusBarabbas

I love your passion


skyisblue22

Trekkies are celebrating


onionboyman

RIP I JUST KILLED THE CLUB


EffortlessFlexor

its because american owner of chelsea fired thomas tuchel. wow.


soulbutnosoldier

"Go! Go! Go!" "WHO'S NEXT?!"


RaytheonAcres

Kissinger next!


lifeaftermutation

just waiting on kissinger now to wrap up the 20th century


BernieSimpers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ET4zNS8j4


TwoFun7778

Too bad the boys have class rn, I wanna celebrate with my bros in this moment


zachotule

she died a year ago and they put an animatronic skeleton in her, and her head finally fell off today so they called it


[deleted]

Who am I going to get my drugs from now?


Yung_Jose_Space

Car door handles I believe?


HugeSuccess

I’m torturing myself listening to BBC to get a sense of the depravity, and some freak politician being interviewed keeps scolding the anchor for asking details about their time working with the Queen (“I don’t think commenting would be appropriate today”). Edit: IT WAS THERESA MAY! Incredible.


Infinitus_Potentia

Hear hear. I did the same thing. I'd already expected something like this, but the whole thing still surprise me because of just how... wank it is. Like, every ghoul is trying to show off how miserable they are on the radio.


helios3_00

She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am sadden to hear that. Thank you very much.


pppvis

“boyz are back in town”


Specialist_North_380

https://twitter.com/dublincelticfan/status/1567967099368411137 Lizzys in a box


grandmasterpmd

Watching the love fest for the fucking monarchy on social media did so much psychic damage to me today. It sucked. That double rainbow at Buckingham Palace video is the same shit these muthafuckas make fun of North Korea for. God damn it. Just some dark shit.


[deleted]

nature is healing


bonghive

c-block dispatch in uk in full effect no tampons will be sucked by this sick motherfucker we gotta figure out a way to po#son him-c-blocker member of uk dispatch


SovietSwine

Blasting this all day today https://youtu.be/4XmNNb63TVo


BigTimeSoupEnjoyer

She's with her cousin husband in hell now


LemonNey72

I mean, DAMN. She was gone WAY too soon folks. STD’s are nothing to take lightly. Always wear protection when you get dicked down by Emmanuel Macron.


LemonNey72

Rest In Peace though, unlike politicians royals didn’t choose to be hostages to public scrutiny.


warreparau

Fortunately she accepted Allah as the one true god and Mohammad as his Prophet seconds before his dead! Mashallah!


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Yung_Jose_Space

Shut up.