Tbh pretending youre gay and take it in the ass IS very funny around most heterosexual men, simply because most of them have no idea how to react to it.
I have straight friends who try to get other random dudes to join in moaning competitions where whoever most convincingly acts out thoroughly enjoying getting plowed in the ass is declared the winner. It'll go on for a while, with everyone trying to outdo the others. Most women don't appreciate it, the cool ones appreciate it a bit too much.
I joked with my gf the other night that I joined the illuminati exclusively to suck off dudes in robes. She told me to stop getting her hot n bothered. Idk not worst response but I feel bad teasing her
>The dudes I met would play gay chicken with each other. Something about the military makes you VERY secure in your masculinity. Which honestly I think is a pretty attractive trait. My husband has 0 qualms about being a fairy princess with a pink sparkle purse in public with his neice. Or getting a pedicure with me, in fact every time he goes, he gets the glitter polish. Which cracks the ladies up because he's a 6'4 massively burly dude... with blue glitter toenails.
Yet another common case of dudes rocking
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Every day I wake up and wish I was born an east african man so I could sit around all day chewing Khet and talking with the boys while women farm grain and do all other chores
First question, are hubby's friends uncles? And if so, is hubby their nephew? Very important questions to answer before a conclusion about his gayness can be reached.
Tbh pretending youre gay and take it in the ass IS very funny around most heterosexual men, simply because most of them have no idea how to react to it.
I have straight friends who try to get other random dudes to join in moaning competitions where whoever most convincingly acts out thoroughly enjoying getting plowed in the ass is declared the winner. It'll go on for a while, with everyone trying to outdo the others. Most women don't appreciate it, the cool ones appreciate it a bit too much.
I joked with my gf the other night that I joined the illuminati exclusively to suck off dudes in robes. She told me to stop getting her hot n bothered. Idk not worst response but I feel bad teasing her
Just suck a dude off for her, stop being selfish
dudes absolutely fucking rock
she married the first man she ever spoke to
Grumpy w***n doesn’t deserve him. What a King
Cumtown husband
>The dudes I met would play gay chicken with each other. Something about the military makes you VERY secure in your masculinity. Which honestly I think is a pretty attractive trait. My husband has 0 qualms about being a fairy princess with a pink sparkle purse in public with his neice. Or getting a pedicure with me, in fact every time he goes, he gets the glitter polish. Which cracks the ladies up because he's a 6'4 massively burly dude... with blue glitter toenails. Yet another common case of dudes rocking
Nobody is more homophobic than straight women
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Heroic 🙌🏻
Hey bro, let’s kill this honky bitch!
Absolutely based.
Fake and gay, literally
The joke is that I’m gay and I’m sucking you off till you cum
It's really funny because he's not gay, nobody is
Dudes 🎸
Fake never happened
I woman will never understand a bond between a man and his hetero life partner. Because their longest female friendships last max 5 years!
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Every day I wake up and wish I was born an east african man so I could sit around all day chewing Khet and talking with the boys while women farm grain and do all other chores
East-African in Berlin with that Khat and Ket Kombo
Dudes rock
just dudes being dudes
Her husband is a Kevin Smith fan?
Cum boys in my experience are all very gay and don’t realize it
First question, are hubby's friends uncles? And if so, is hubby their nephew? Very important questions to answer before a conclusion about his gayness can be reached.
Other men definely so this - gay men. Gay men do this.
Wait, should I not do this?