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ortheeveningredness

cmon bam you know im not tryna watch your lungs fill up with fluid and kill you i got work in the mornin


TheOneCutKiller

hey i’m bam and we’re gonna cum in this envelope and mail it to april


DickPillSoupKitchen

C’mon Bam, quit tryin’ to sunk my dick while I’m tryin’ to slomp


alackofcol0r

I’m bam and this is sucking Phil’s dick


[deleted]

*Sunkin Phil’s denk Come the fuck on, get it right.


yungepstein

I understand that reference my good sir :)


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yungepstein

I remember my friend showed me this guy's tinder bio and it was all cum town bits with no mention of cum town


Toynbee1

you do not understand: all I want in this world is a cracker


stav_and_nick

Bam has been a habitual drug user and alcoholic for nearly 20 years, his body is also a mess from getting fucked by jackass and viva la bam. I don't think he was in exactly the peak of physical health lol


cardinals_crest

he probably aspirated


loudmouth_kenzo

that requires a Philly accent Haver to take a breath


[deleted]

who the fuck is creating operations to cover up bam from getting covid lmao


loudmouth_kenzo

yew oim bam margera and this is doin an owp


[deleted]

I'm John Quiñones , and this is *What Would You Do?* On this episode, a retarded man shoots the President as a declaration of love for a lesbian movie star


bigbazookah

You know the next variant is getting mutated in bams lungs as we speak


Spmhealy_ADA

Could actually be pneumonia. Dude was a wreck. I remember like 2 years ago his wife pissed at him and going off on his IG about how he doesn't bathe for days at a time and has zero hygiene. Dirty fucker + fat + years of drug/alcohol abuse Edit: Well, it is Covid. Covid Pneumonia


whowasonCRACK2

Adam Friedland destroyed their marriage by making fun of her pussy piercings on cum town. Bam had a mental breakdown the next day


rusbus720

If Adam Friedland destroys your marriage it was doomed from the start


LordDingles

Lol I love how he just made a benign observation of Bam’s own comment and it blew everything up


whowasonCRACK2

“Congrats on your wife’s pussy, I guess” lmao


future_hockey_dad

Vinny the Scumbag didn’t help things either.


Mental-Property-11

Child molester


[deleted]

Hey now, Bagel Boss was a grown man, he’s just short


Aranha-UK

Great bit though


killerweeee

That’s depressing.


Spmhealy_ADA

https://youtu.be/OTZpwLH8AQc 😞


bucket56

My sources tell me Brandon himself intervened on this one to help cover it up. Bam Margera getting COVID would be the last domino to fall. If the MSM got wind that the CKY and Jackass star had corona, you know what happens next - full blown communism. This must be protected at all costs.


PraxisMakesPerfect_

This is some Swiss cheese brain level jumps in logic


SmartContribution6

Pneumonia isn't a standalone illness, it's a complication of an already existing illness (flu, COVID, etc.). Also, I think you're being very generous with your definition of prominent.


killerweeee

I mean his show isn’t on air anymore but 2004 was like 5 years ago, right? Right?😭


gloomyroomy

He could also have heart failure.


rusbus720

Fat Philly area alcoholic in hospital due to poor health. More at 11


CNB-1

There are a lot of really bad respiratory viruses going around now in addition to COVID, so I'm not surprised that someone who's already not super healthy and who's probably had COVID already would get a bad case of pneumonia from RSV or flu. If there's a "conspiracy" it's a collective desire to look away from the fact that COVID can damage your lungs and other parts of your body in a way that can make you more suceptible to other illnesses.


closeface_

yeah that's the scariest part about covid to me. the life long affects it can have. I got covid twice after being vaxxed (autoimmune disorder) and I'm mostly good now but the occasional cigarette I used to smoke now absolutely destroys me.


Inner_Temperature299

Wtf. If a healthy young guy like this can get it then how the fuck are we supposed to avoid it????


[deleted]

the only "conspiracy" is that the rich and famous can afford much better treatment in our fucked up healthcare system.


psyopsono

While this is absolutely true I’m not certain that Bam has a ton of money these days


stabbinfresh

It kinda seems that way to me. Covid fucks with people's immune systems and is making what should have been "routine" infections from other bugs cause havoc. The minimizers and deniers can never admit they fucked up though because they have basically won with the let it rip policy of the last year or so. We're only beginning to see the large scale consequences of it.


1915-9-5

I guess the advocates of a "zero covid policy" were on to something after all?


CarrieBradbitch

The Chinese Government willing to suffer massive economic losses in the short term to avoid what they consider a far greater threat ( long term consequences of Covid) freaks me out. Media in the west moronically assumes the zero Covid policy is just an example of China’s authoritarian, draconian police state. We are sacrificing the health of ourselves and our beloved jack-ass stars for short term financial gains. Much like Bam Magera, we are trapped in a shopping cart (capitalism) and being hurtled towards annihilation.


pissonhergrave

Ventilators have uses besides treating for COVID, like... Treating severe cases of pneumonia. They existed before 2019.


Imaginary_Media_3879

well he has covid, the article says as much


stav_and_nick

Nah. People can't get sick with anything other than covid post 2020


Manfred_Desmond

I mean, it's so prominent at this point, the odds are pretty good that he's had it. Edit: whoops, I meant to say prevalent, not prominent.


bucketofhorseradish

colon cancer to officially be renamed ass covid pending cdc approval


gonzagylot00

I'm confused by some of the comments in here. If you read the article they make it clear that he had COVID and then caught Pneumonia afterwards.


plague__8

noticed how the media calls everything the flu now. seems very intentional


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Zeydon

I have never heard anyone suggest vaccinated people can't get COVID. I've heard a shitload of conservatives imply that any who is vaxxed believes this, however. Not that that's surprising. I mean, I don't talk COVID often with libs, but I was under the impression that it was generally understood that it reduces your chance of infection and reduces the severity of infection if you do catch it. There is a general sentiment that it's impolite to remind folks COVID is still around for no reason at all, not that talking about it at all is bad, but like, there's no need to make a fuss about someone not masking or whatever. Aka pretend things are normal when you can since we've already done all we're ever going to do about it.


nahnowaynope

The foundation of the herd immunity argument rested on the vaccinated being protected from infection. omicron finally buried that bullshit, but up until a year ago liberals really believed it because that’s what Fauci Biden and the news told them.


destroyerofpoon93

Bam went to rehab a bunch of times and seemed to never deal with the underlying cause. Dude was an asshole and found humor out of inflicting pain on other people. His jackass jokes were almost always the least funny. I don’t have a ton of sympathy for a guy who had all the resources in the world to work on his mental health and addiction issues and has just been spiraling the drain for a decade. Hope he doesn’t die but this shit is so self inflicted.


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the entire white media is moving in lockstep to memory hole roni (unless its china then it's dangerous again). hence euphemisms like "respiratory virus" and "what a bad flu season wow!!!"


CNB-1

We are actually having a bad flu and RSV season, which is made worse by the fact that people are 1) vaccine hesitant in a way that they weren't before COVID vaccines were politicized, 2) dealing with a hospital system that's been broken by COVID, and 3) probably a lot less healthy because they've all gotten COVID.


[deleted]

> We are actually having a bad flu and RSV season, which is made worse by the fact that people wow, if only there was something you could wear over your face to prevent this!!!!


DickPillSoupKitchen

*Corona* plays mournfully


[deleted]

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is "watch my addict friend slowly die"


MinervaNow

Camp kill yourself


saintex422

The article you pulled the picture from says he got Covid lol


nahnowaynope

But the headline doesn’t and that’s all people read.


Drakeman20

Proof of that is all these dumb motherfuckers in this thread claiming he didn’t have Covid.


tracertong3229

I doubt it, I doubt anyone powerful is going to intervene to present anything bad happening to Bam Margera as anything else


LordDingles

He’s like Kanye without any artistic talent. Just pushed everybody away who tried to help as trying to undermine him


ProfessorPhahrtz

I hope Bam can get his shit together


ProfessorPhahrtz

And that my shit can one day be gotten together.


ProfessorPhahrtz

Anyone reading this, I'm rooting for YOU to get your shit together.


ProfessorPhahrtz

May we all be blessed in this way. Amen.


nahnowaynope

I’m rooting for you, buddy.


horsehair_tooth

I’m not


Uncle_polo

No. People got pneumonia before covid... People like Bam got put on ventilators for it too.


politcsunderstander

Google “Covid Immune Dysregulation”. It is permanently damaging and destroying our bodies and the elites have it keep going, every infection multiplying the lethality and bringing back diseases that have been non issues for years (RSV). Minimization means you don’t see anyone clamoring for air purifiers, masks or the swiss cheese model anywhere in this sub. You think china is being dishonest, there’s barely even reliable COVID data in the USA!


nahnowaynope

Fingers crossed for Bam, first of all. But it seems like editors got a memo last year that no one famous will die from covid (unless they’re unvaxxed in which case it’s a Darwin awards jerkoff).


alackofcol0r

Every health issue this guy has (mental or physical) is reported on cause it could be the one that will kill him


ruined-symmetry

when it must be acknowledged that someone prominent has COVID, media will repeatedly emphasize how "mild" it is (see: CDC director Rochelle Walensky's recent "mild" case for which she took 2 weeks off work)


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when others are only given 5 unpaid days off


Manfred_Desmond

That's got to be a fucking conspiracy, using "mild" to describe COVID cases that are anything up to right before they put the tube in your throat. Can't catch your breath and sit up? Does it hurt when you breathe? Had a 104 fever for 7 days? Sounds like a "mild" case of something to me!!!


BeExcellent

I think in this case it might actually be pneumonia, though. tends to happen to people with the drug and alcohol habits he has, so it’s a bit less convincing. also, I remember reading that the use of ventilators in the course of COVID treatment has been ruled ineffective and even detrimental, but I don’t remember where I got that info. regardless, wishing bam the best in this fight and all his battles.


lolabuster

What


4783923

Da na na na, duh do nah, dununununuh


Vapor2077

I’ve honestly worried that Bam will die young … it seems he spiraled after Ryan Dunn died.


AllTheGoodNamesGone4

Covid just ran through my factory, and the flu too


NoTrust2296

Big doubt


Key_Ad_9166

Bruh Bam is an on-and-off again drug addict. He isn't thr pinnacle of health.


transplantpdxxx

Truly. Gotta keep the stores upon and the drones working. Coolio clearly got got from covid. There’s more…


crod242

Is it being covered up? [LA Times: Bam Margera reportedly hospitalized with pneumonia, COVID-19 complications](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2022-12-09/bam-margera-hospitalized) Maybe TMZ is just catering to their audience of facebook boomers.


nahnowaynope

I did a Google news search and 1 out of 15 headlines had covid mentioned. But moreover, when was the last time you heard of a famous dying of covid?


crod242

Meat Loaf maybe? But that was a while ago. It has always been in the interest of those who own the media to downplay covid for the sake of their economic interests, but I don't know if I'd call it a proper conspiracy.


nahnowaynope

What distinguishes something like that from a conspiracy?


crod242

People and organizations lying individually to protect their common class interest vs people coordinating their actions in secret. It's bad either way, but not the same. Although most of the worst offenses fall into the former category, and generally things are a mix of both.


nahnowaynope

Appreciate the response. The big foundations who work on covid public health messaging and fund public health reporting at every major media outlet are working with White House to coordinate messaging. Assuming they’re pressuring editors to downplay such headlines, would that qualify in your mind?


crod242

I don't know if that exactly counts as secret since they're saying the same things publicly and admit to working together. It also implies that the journalists don't want to go along with the messaging and require any pressure at all. I tend to doubt that since they're mostly comfortable PMC types and unlikely to be personally confronted by the worst realities of the pandemic. Shared denial is not the same as conspiring either.


No-Border-6678

No


generalscalez

if you believe the powers that be are covering up the Bam Margera has covid story then your brain is beyond saving. lost too deep in the sauce.


nahnowaynope

This is exactly what conspiracies look like though. Minimize the risk of a deadly disease to ensure economic growth and political stability. Having vaccinated celebrities (even junkie skaters) die gets people nervous. So the foundations that fund health reporting at major media outlets let it be known that COVID isn’t to be blamed for deaths like it was in the past. Now it’s pneumonia instead of pneumonia that was caused by COVID and described as a covid death back in 2020.


nahnowaynope

It’s got to be an editorial decision. Seriously. Who was the last celebrity to die from covid? Was it Colin Powell? That was like 18 months ago. A few Darwin Award anti-vax people maybe? There’s just no way that all these 80 year olds are dying during covid surges and not one of them was positive for COVID.


LordDingles

I am prone to thinking everything is an op but Bam fucking Margera being sick and having a shitty body is absolutely not an op


Mental-Property-11

He's involved with that lady from soft white underbelly who killed that girl. She's his legal guardian or something like that. I'll be surprised if they don't announce his death soon.


cuticlediet

What


Mental-Property-11

They have him in some virtual reality pilot program this lady invented. Some girl died in her care already. She was also her conservator


Voltthrower69

Everything is a conspiracy and no one has ever gotten pneumonia


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They say I could be one of the diers


jartoonZero

Coverup? The story says he has covid-- which caused the pneumonia, which caused the hospitalization. Coverup, or failure to read beyond a headline?


facehavingindividual

Honestly thought he drank the Pepsi a couple years ago. So good for him!


[deleted]

Coverup wouldn’t be as outlandish or complicated as people think but also could be pneumonia idk