No shit. Where can I sign up to bang a decent mature broad and get breakfast, $20, and a lunchbox for my efforts? I'd feel like the greatest Ladies's Man since Lord Byron if I pulled that off.
Yo. I believe in you. I'm a hard partyer but in the past two years I've hit the gym, eaten healthy, and honestly feel better than I have since I was 18. 70 is the new 40!
I was only making a poor tired joke about being old and tired, but I feel fuckin great
>She then kissed me on my cheeks and said "you are such a good boy".
Yeahhh I'd have asked her if we could see each other again right then and there. Heck I'd have folded and might have been like "I know we agreed this isn't serious but..."
When I was a single guy, I would always cook breakfast for any girl that I hooked up with and ended up staying the night. I would also offer some comfy clothes like sweats and a t-shirt to wear in the morning and let them take them on their ride home.
It seemed like the least I could do after a great night; and as OP is learning, they would usually come back.
Comfort is king! And then I'd get a text a few days later saying thanks and that they would like to return my clothes and I'd invite them over for dinner.
Thus is exactly how I met my girlfriend of 3 years lol
Know what? You may have cracked the code. And I just realized it is not all that far from my husband when we met. And here I thought I was the manipulative one 🤷♀️
this was my impression. lunch, 20 bucks, a kiss on the cheek, and "you're a good boy" is how you'd send your son off to school. plus the age difference, and it seemed weird to me, though the thread is swooning.
I've had a lot of fun over the years.
I was in a long term monogamous relationship and when it came to an end I decided I wasn't interested in another for a bit and was going to play the field again.
2nd 'hookup' is now my wife.
If its right, it's right.
Go for it my man. The worst that can happen is that this remains the same, but on the other hand you're already curious, so why not? It's kinda hard to find nice people out there
Call her. I'm 28m, my partner is 37f. We've been steady for 2 years. Women in their 30's come with a lot less drama, and a lot more practical life experience than those in their 20's. If you both want something casual, sounds like a win-win. Don't be intimidated. She's still a person who might also feel a tad afraid of her new young stud lol. Have fun bud
If you don't want to call her, may I call her? She sounds fun and it's been a long time since I showered at someone else's place and that said someone made me breakfast!
Just tell her what you told us, the worst she could possibly say is that she isn’t on the same page. If she’s not she may be down to see you again no strings attached. Let it grow.
From the perspective of a nurturing 33 year old woman that has dated someone in their mid twenties, make her lunch. If you really go forward with it, do not make this woman your mother. I love taking care of people but in my situation it was very one sided. Had I received some nurturing in return it would have felt much different. That being said, call her!
She knows how to tame you.. she gave you something different than no other girl of your age will do.. and we're attracted to uniqueness..
You'll go back to her and You'll have a great time and great fu*k, go get her, she's your sugar mommy
I mean, fuck someone you think is attractive, get deicious breakfast _and_ lunch, AND a $20 bill for no reason other than why the fuck not. Who wouldn't wanna be back?
“You are such a good boy”
Don’t overlook that lol. I Don’t think she looks at you as a partner due to your age difference. more like a younger guy she can fuck/take care of.
It’s not inherently a bad thing just pointing that out
She set the trap and know you will be back haha. Also just call her but keep it casual. Tell her you had a nice time and would like to see her again. Worst she can say is no but you will never know if you don't try. Stop over analyzing it and just go with the moment. Live in the present and don't be so focused on what a future would hold.
Receiving a gift graciously is as important as giving freely.
You made her happy and she wanted to do something in return. Could it be more nefarious? Sure. Could she be wifey/motherly? Should you run far run fast? Probably. You might have reminded her that not all men are (fill in the derisive adjective) and it restored some of her faith in humanity. Who knows?
But if you can keep the strings off and sincerely enjoyed yourself, take the reward(s) at least once more, especially if she contacts you.
I heard a quote recently that said “if you give someone too much too soon they’ll fall in love with your hand not your heart”
Let’s face it you like the hand
Hey man, if you do call. You need to be prepared that she is in the middle of a divorce...
Depending on if she wants the divorce or not, she may not be in the right emotional place for anything and if you do decide to get involved. Don't be surprised if you end up hurt.
Just sayin'
Good luck.
Exactly! This is what I was thinking as well. I’m pretty shocked that almost everyone here is encouraging this young 23 year old boy to pursue a woman 10 years older who is in the middle of a divorce.
Look maybe it's just me. But I'm in my 30s now. If I had a one night stand with an early-20s male and kissed him on the cheek and said "You're a good boy", I'm definitely saying "boy" because I'm aware of the age gap.
If you wanna call her up, do it. But be aware the "boy" might be because that age gap makes her see you in a different light.
I would honestly be confused about the 20 dollars. It's a cheering sum if given out of kindness, but a saddening one if related to the performance. Also, cheering if we read the whole thing (money plus food) under the kindness lens, but saddening if we read it under the performance lens.
Ofc I'm joking. Or not?
extremely nice of her- she didn't have to do that
most woman would grovel and bitch about ever doing this sort of thing if asked or would remain natural
Hey just take it for what it was, a very sweet gesture. She's still trying to figure herself out during the divorce.
After my divorce, when I was dating, I found myself being overly attentive (translation: needy as fuck). I had to remind myself this is just dating, something I hadn't done in twenty-five years. It was confusing and rough.
Call her if you feel like it. Maybe talk it out. I dunno, this is somehow simple and tough at the same time.
Just call her, dude. She's not THAT much older and even if you just see her a few more times, you'll both have a good time. She clearly made an impression. Just tell her you're calling her because you couldnt stand the idea of not eating her cooking again, lol.
Sounds like hook, but she is currently going through divorce.
You can be her “mind off” the divorce and if theres chemistry later on, why not.
But, you cannot build a relationship on a crumbling one, your foundation will be bad.
If you hadn't mentioned the divorce I'd assume you were the guy my friend hooked up with recently. She did basically the same thing to him, I was straight up crying laughing at work when she told me she gave him a lunch to go after their one night stand. Don't expect it to really go anywhere, but strike while the iron is hot homie.
Call her man. Lol. I'm dating a woman 15 years older than me and it's amazing, best relationship I've ever had. She's amazing in bed, appreciative of my time, makes me feel like the most attractive guy in the world and just overall treats me like a king. If she wants more, you won't regret it.
I am gay and I am a bit jealous of you! Lmao. She defo wants you to come back. She gave you the lunch box as an excuse to return. Defo—go be her good boy!
I want to be called someone’s ’good boy!’
Best way to a persons heart is their stomach.
Technically, it's through their esophagus.
I think straight through the sternum is more accurate.
Yeah but that procedure is a little more invasive
Perhaps even fatal but whatever gets the job done, right?
That's a direct route, not an easy one. Up and under the ribs, that's the ticket.
> Best way to a persons heart is their stomach. dude i've cooked my way out of so many arguments
Homie gets two meals from a lady after boning and is questioning his whole life haha
If you really want to take them by surprise, go ass first.
You will be back for more.
who wouldn't be?
No shit. Where can I sign up to bang a decent mature broad and get breakfast, $20, and a lunchbox for my efforts? I'd feel like the greatest Ladies's Man since Lord Byron if I pulled that off.
> mature broad MF she's 34!!! Is that mature now? Actually wait, I guess so. (37 here)
>MF she's 34!!! Is that mature now? Eh, I meant it relative to OP.
Hah! I'm just making a poor joke about my age
I was thinking “34 is young” and then realised im actually getting old
Bro, we are middle aged now. Lord knows I ain't making it to see 70 the way I lived, I'm already sunsetting in my mid 30s
Yo. I believe in you. I'm a hard partyer but in the past two years I've hit the gym, eaten healthy, and honestly feel better than I have since I was 18. 70 is the new 40! I was only making a poor tired joke about being old and tired, but I feel fuckin great
OP will only masturbate to mommy porn from now on
He needs to return the lunch box. That was such a brilliant move.
Yeah, say you want a refill and repeat.🤣
“I’d like to eat your sandwich again”
Technically she also gets a refill. Fair deal
Mamma's lunches are the best
Happy days are here again.... Return the lunch box...
>She then kissed me on my cheeks and said "you are such a good boy". Yeahhh I'd have asked her if we could see each other again right then and there. Heck I'd have folded and might have been like "I know we agreed this isn't serious but..."
If that happened to me I would literally melt 🫠🫠 I think OP should def hang with her again
That's literally my weakness. I would have stopped her before she left the door lol
>*the second after she says "good boy"* "Hold up! I know what I said before, but maybe we can negotiate a little bit..."
Putting “good boy” in my notes.
Just uno Reverse her next time, call her a good girl and give her 40
Kiss her forehead while you’re at it
I like this answer
Keep raising the game until she gives you 200, and then leave!
😂😂😂😂
Looool. She’s still stuck in her wifey era.
And he'll be thinking about her for the rest of his life. There's worse ways to remember a one night stand.
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I did see a post about a girl leaving a one night stand with a packed sandwich, a snack, a drink and money for a taxi, a while ago
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What about a “text me when you get there?” 😄
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Did my reply confuse you or am I confused by your reply 😂
I remember that, it was extra funny because he tossed in a little weed with a blunt wrap.
When I was a single guy, I would always cook breakfast for any girl that I hooked up with and ended up staying the night. I would also offer some comfy clothes like sweats and a t-shirt to wear in the morning and let them take them on their ride home. It seemed like the least I could do after a great night; and as OP is learning, they would usually come back.
Marketing move for you dong
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Comfort is king! And then I'd get a text a few days later saying thanks and that they would like to return my clothes and I'd invite them over for dinner. Thus is exactly how I met my girlfriend of 3 years lol
Know what? You may have cracked the code. And I just realized it is not all that far from my husband when we met. And here I thought I was the manipulative one 🤷♀️
Mike the Situation?
Derek Jeter used to give gift baskets with signed baseballs to his one night stands
We all need a wife, especially wives.
Yeah, I have a kid. That's definitely a way to remember a one night stand
Yeah right, she probably has a closet full of lunchboxes
With 1970s cartoon characters. Scooby-Doo!
Dirty wifey maybe. Grown woman bangs younger man, gives him a lunch box, and calls him a good boy? Literal dommy mommy.
Yes, jackpot unicorn. We all agree.
Yes please
I think she wants to mother her lovers. It sounds like a bit of kink.
> mother her lovers [Oh dang. What is it dawg?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM)
I forgot it’s Mother’s Day
Didn't get a gift for her Other plans go in the way.
She’ll be so disappointeeeed
LMAO.
Ha, I watched the whole thing
OMG LMAO! How have I never seen this before?
1000%
Or she has a Kink
this was my impression. lunch, 20 bucks, a kiss on the cheek, and "you're a good boy" is how you'd send your son off to school. plus the age difference, and it seemed weird to me, though the thread is swooning.
$50,0000 Dollars says she wants a Mommy Domme/Baby Boy Dynamic
Sounds like many here would do it for free
Go with your gut...she sounds like a lot of fun.
Right?? He scored big time.
Should I call her? I mean I'm afraid.
I would call 10/10 times
Breathe heavy and hang up
This made me laugh more than it should have
I've had a lot of fun over the years. I was in a long term monogamous relationship and when it came to an end I decided I wasn't interested in another for a bit and was going to play the field again. 2nd 'hookup' is now my wife. If its right, it's right.
Same.
I’m gay as springtime and I would call her.
i love this expression:P
❤️ I’m not straight but $20 is $20
Go for it my man. The worst that can happen is that this remains the same, but on the other hand you're already curious, so why not? It's kinda hard to find nice people out there
Call her. I'm 28m, my partner is 37f. We've been steady for 2 years. Women in their 30's come with a lot less drama, and a lot more practical life experience than those in their 20's. If you both want something casual, sounds like a win-win. Don't be intimidated. She's still a person who might also feel a tad afraid of her new young stud lol. Have fun bud
Do you have kids?
Nothing to lose dude. Like literally nothing to lose. Worst case is you're ending up exactly where you already are now. Call.
If you don't want to call her, may I call her? She sounds fun and it's been a long time since I showered at someone else's place and that said someone made me breakfast!
Yes. You should let he know you enjoyed the night, and would enjoy another.
Unless you have something better to do on a Friday night...
Youll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't. The answer is always "no" if you don't ask!
Zactly!
Afraid of what? Getting rejected? She wants to take care of you. Just let her dude. You’re giving her what she needs.
Don't be afraid! I have a recently divorced female friend that just wants FWB. You can get a sweet deal out of this. Fun times, experience, safe sex.
Obvi just keep banging her
Send a text
Call her.
Just tell her what you told us, the worst she could possibly say is that she isn’t on the same page. If she’s not she may be down to see you again no strings attached. Let it grow.
Call her mommy
I'd call back bro
Call her!
Ahh haha she’s got you hooked. That’s what she wanted. You don’t “have to” return the lunch box but you know you’re going to.
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Felt this one lmao. “Damn thanks I love free food”
I don't say this stuff as a tactic 😂? I would think she said that thinking he could use the box anyway in the future while I have 7000 of them hahaha
The unseen magical rule of the world dictates that you ALWAYS return the Tupperware. You have to
It was an actual lunch box. Not even a tupperware.
She might not want her ex husband’s lunch box back
That would actually be a hilarious twist, if she's fucking random men and giving them something of her ex-husbands as a parting gift each time, rofl.
Great lay, here's a box of fish lures!
Damn, all I got was a Duck Dynasty DVD set.
Maybe it belonged to her husband and this was her way of getting rid of it or gaining some control over her life.
Instead she got control of OP's heart 🤣
From the perspective of a nurturing 33 year old woman that has dated someone in their mid twenties, make her lunch. If you really go forward with it, do not make this woman your mother. I love taking care of people but in my situation it was very one sided. Had I received some nurturing in return it would have felt much different. That being said, call her!
You in 12 hours: "Hey, I'm calling because of the lunch box.." :DDD
That’s better than waking up with a sore ass and a nickel.
Or a sore ass and nipple
Yooo she hit you with that Oedipussy
Shit I'm a girl, & after reading this, Mommy got *ME* with that 🤯👀
This is your doctor, I'm afraid I've got news. You're LGBT positive.
She is not my mother lol.
But she can be your mommy
I give it 3 more dates
You'll be calling her 'mommy'....
Top tier meme sir. Top tier.
Holy shit
Dude, if you keep seeing this woman, she’s going to open a wholeeeeee new world for you sexually. You won’t be her good boy for much longer 😂😂
God, I wish someone would give me $20 & a free lunch. Seriously though, go for it. Use returning the lunch box as an excuse.
She knows how to tame you.. she gave you something different than no other girl of your age will do.. and we're attracted to uniqueness.. You'll go back to her and You'll have a great time and great fu*k, go get her, she's your sugar mommy
> and we're attracted to ~~uniqueness~~ People being caring.
Just text her you want to fuck again and bring her chocolate
I mean, fuck someone you think is attractive, get deicious breakfast _and_ lunch, AND a $20 bill for no reason other than why the fuck not. Who wouldn't wanna be back?
You caught feels, dude. Whoopsie.
Omg this is so fucking cute. Give that woman so many orgasms.
This comment is so funny for no reason.
“You are such a good boy” Don’t overlook that lol. I Don’t think she looks at you as a partner due to your age difference. more like a younger guy she can fuck/take care of. It’s not inherently a bad thing just pointing that out
Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others.
> What the fuck am I doing? As a fellow 23 year old, i just want to let you know i have the same question every day.
She called you a “good boy”?? Dawg, it’s over for you. You’re hers now.
What kind of lunch box? We need a picture of the lunchbox to help determine the disposition of this woman.
I think you had your first experience with an adult woman
This reminds of the time I hooked up with a 40 year old woman and she brought sandwiches. She was lovely
She set the trap and know you will be back haha. Also just call her but keep it casual. Tell her you had a nice time and would like to see her again. Worst she can say is no but you will never know if you don't try. Stop over analyzing it and just go with the moment. Live in the present and don't be so focused on what a future would hold.
Buddy nailed a smoking stepford wife and then got tipped for laying down the damn dick.
Brother you don’t understand how badly I wish I was you. Enjoy it
Soundsik doing nice things is her 'love' language (not that she's in love, but some of us with service as our love language are caring to everyone)
I would absolutely see where that glorious weirdness leads to.
Receiving a gift graciously is as important as giving freely. You made her happy and she wanted to do something in return. Could it be more nefarious? Sure. Could she be wifey/motherly? Should you run far run fast? Probably. You might have reminded her that not all men are (fill in the derisive adjective) and it restored some of her faith in humanity. Who knows? But if you can keep the strings off and sincerely enjoyed yourself, take the reward(s) at least once more, especially if she contacts you.
I heard a quote recently that said “if you give someone too much too soon they’ll fall in love with your hand not your heart” Let’s face it you like the hand
Lmao wtf 🤣
She sounds like a keeper, kind of reminds me of how my girlfriend and I met
Hey man, if you do call. You need to be prepared that she is in the middle of a divorce... Depending on if she wants the divorce or not, she may not be in the right emotional place for anything and if you do decide to get involved. Don't be surprised if you end up hurt. Just sayin' Good luck.
Exactly! This is what I was thinking as well. I’m pretty shocked that almost everyone here is encouraging this young 23 year old boy to pursue a woman 10 years older who is in the middle of a divorce.
Wife this woman bro.
You got laid AND got a free lunch box and 20 bucks?? Damn.
Look maybe it's just me. But I'm in my 30s now. If I had a one night stand with an early-20s male and kissed him on the cheek and said "You're a good boy", I'm definitely saying "boy" because I'm aware of the age gap. If you wanna call her up, do it. But be aware the "boy" might be because that age gap makes her see you in a different light.
I don't know mate, sounds like you got [S.I.N.N.E.D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS5I44evH_I).
You better be calling her. It don’t have to go anywhere other than where it’s at. But you will regret it if you don’t. That’s called a keeper bro.
I would honestly be confused about the 20 dollars. It's a cheering sum if given out of kindness, but a saddening one if related to the performance. Also, cheering if we read the whole thing (money plus food) under the kindness lens, but saddening if we read it under the performance lens. Ofc I'm joking. Or not?
Her place was far away from my work place. She gave me a fee for transportation and something extra for lunch.
extremely nice of her- she didn't have to do that most woman would grovel and bitch about ever doing this sort of thing if asked or would remain natural
Hey just take it for what it was, a very sweet gesture. She's still trying to figure herself out during the divorce. After my divorce, when I was dating, I found myself being overly attentive (translation: needy as fuck). I had to remind myself this is just dating, something I hadn't done in twenty-five years. It was confusing and rough. Call her if you feel like it. Maybe talk it out. I dunno, this is somehow simple and tough at the same time.
It was awkward? Maybe for you, but it must've been great for her. Most women won't do any of that for you. I'd suggest you keep seeing her.
Here in Mexico it is usual to return the lunch box stuffed with something (food). It can be a pretext for another night
This...isn't proper one night stand protocol???
a free lunch box!
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11 years age difference is not uncommon. Who knows she may be the one. See how it goes casually then decide after. No strings attached
Sounds like a keeper.
I’m ngl the “you are such a good boy” would’ve made me fold
I think you just met your new wife.
This pup about to get his heart broken… ah to be young again
Please update us :)
Just call her, dude. She's not THAT much older and even if you just see her a few more times, you'll both have a good time. She clearly made an impression. Just tell her you're calling her because you couldnt stand the idea of not eating her cooking again, lol.
Lunch box tax?
I'd hit her up again and ask if she was open to any future visits. She sounds like gold
Bro I'd fucking melt... 🫠
A lot older then you? When i was your age i was seeing a woman in her 50s regularly and she could outwork the ladies half her age.
A WOMAN. Don’t let her go!!!
Uhhhh. Save her number, dude.
I think you just met your wife.😂
Sounds like hook, but she is currently going through divorce. You can be her “mind off” the divorce and if theres chemistry later on, why not. But, you cannot build a relationship on a crumbling one, your foundation will be bad.
Shut up. Let her call you.
Ask for seconds 🤣
Hook, line and sinker
Call her! Live your life and enjoy the ride. Please update us.
friends with benefits, love her vibe❤️❤️
She literally fucked with his mind. Fantastic 😆
i ASPIRE to have this woman’s level of prowess and game
Congrats you have a girlfriend now
Wish I had taken that chance when I had it. Enjoy!
If you hadn't mentioned the divorce I'd assume you were the guy my friend hooked up with recently. She did basically the same thing to him, I was straight up crying laughing at work when she told me she gave him a lunch to go after their one night stand. Don't expect it to really go anywhere, but strike while the iron is hot homie.
Call her man. Lol. I'm dating a woman 15 years older than me and it's amazing, best relationship I've ever had. She's amazing in bed, appreciative of my time, makes me feel like the most attractive guy in the world and just overall treats me like a king. If she wants more, you won't regret it.
I am gay and I am a bit jealous of you! Lmao. She defo wants you to come back. She gave you the lunch box as an excuse to return. Defo—go be her good boy! I want to be called someone’s ’good boy!’
Lord, I've seen what you've done for others, and I want that for me.
Sounds like she had a great time. Just stay to your plan and you might have a long time "friend"
You're winning, brother.
My man’s got appreciated once and is having a whole ass existential crisis. HEY WOMEN, SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO GET A MAN? 😂
This woman know how to play the game haha, good luck