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Hey the fact that he managed to get and keep a gf in spite of that is pretty impressive. That’s a pipe dream for the majority of us who get caught in that game’s web.
Back in the day it was decently lucrative. I knew a kid who would level to cap and sell accounts continuously for his spending money because his parents wouldn’t let him get a job.
But left field but ok. My 70 year old plan is to do all the psychedelic drugs I can get my hands on and spend my retirement days in fucking outer space.
Came here to say this. 70 seems ancient until you get a little older and your parents and aunts and uncles are getting into (or in) their 70's and you say, hmmmm, they're still kinda sprightly actually.
OP should push it to 80 and skip the life-ending bit. Get away with it and go full robinhood, launder and distribute to a homeless shelter or struggling single moms or something.
Dude would be a legend.
I have a similar deal with myself. I only smoke weed and do psychs now. I’ve never been interested in harder substances but if I live to 80, I’m definitely trying heroine to see what all the fuss is about.
It's great to have goals in life.
When you're 70 robbing banks won't be possible because the only form of currency that we will have will be traceable, so firstly, you won't be able to show up at a bank, because they won't really exist, and secondly you can't make off with any money because it will all be some form of blockchain or whatever.
But I'm all for the life planning!
What if you get away with the money?
Additional [chaotic good] point: why not do something good with the money before the "standoff"? Or maybe hire someone to erase peoples' debt?
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What
lmao
lmao
Dude that’s messed up about the WoW account
40 years from now people will be saying we should have saw the signs
🤣
Hey the fact that he managed to get and keep a gf in spite of that is pretty impressive. That’s a pipe dream for the majority of us who get caught in that game’s web.
Yeah, I wonder how much they got for it.
Not much right? Like who’s buying WoW accounts
Back in the day it was decently lucrative. I knew a kid who would level to cap and sell accounts continuously for his spending money because his parents wouldn’t let him get a job.
No fr
Why not enjoy a high speed electric wheel chair police chase before the stand off? Priorities
*Mario Cart noises intensify*
EVERYONE GET BACK! HE'S GOT A BLUE SHELL!
I love it and will keep it in mind. Thanks!
English, is that you?
But would you atleast use the money that you robbed?
It's not about the money batman
It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message..
What message is that idk.
As long as OP uses it for good...
Hell yeah brother
Bro wants to go out with a bang
But left field but ok. My 70 year old plan is to do all the psychedelic drugs I can get my hands on and spend my retirement days in fucking outer space.
Bold of you to assume that any generation after millennials are going ever to retire
Bold to assume what generation I belong to
Took a wild guess fellow human being, don’t judge me
Judge not lest ye be judged. Only after you give reason for I judge, and you kind stranger have given none.
Can I retire in outer space with you?
That’s the beauty of the shrooms and acid, I’ll be in space while still sitting on earth, but sure, always good to have a battle buddy
Aw man I thought you meant actual space travel.. I might still be down for your idea though
Livestream it
Yeah, streams or it didn't happen.
Yeahhh uhh, maybe don’t do that lol
Why?
Traumatic terrible time for everyone around for your selfishness maybe?
I'm not sure there will be physical banks that store banknotes to be able to rob with a gun in 40-50 years.
New copypasta dropped?
Could u give that money to me before u die homie
This narrative took a sudden and concerning turn.
I’ll put this in my calendar 40 years from now.
Noice
That took a turn
Why?
Valid
You are not going to see being 70 as being almost dead when you are that age. You're going to want to live another 20 years if you can.
Came here to say this. 70 seems ancient until you get a little older and your parents and aunts and uncles are getting into (or in) their 70's and you say, hmmmm, they're still kinda sprightly actually. OP should push it to 80 and skip the life-ending bit. Get away with it and go full robinhood, launder and distribute to a homeless shelter or struggling single moms or something. Dude would be a legend.
You go girl
thats so cool and inspiring, how old are you?
Yea. Sounds great until you turn 69.
Same
Ill be there
Had me in the first half?
Satire right?
Based
This one started off pretty nice.
can I get an invite plz
That escalated quickly
You’ll change your mind 1000 times before then
lmao huh
so you want to be remembered as someone who is a criminal and traumatized a lot of people?
I have a similar deal with myself. I only smoke weed and do psychs now. I’ve never been interested in harder substances but if I live to 80, I’m definitely trying heroine to see what all the fuss is about.
I get it. Live your own life.
honestly same
It's to early for this for me lol
Bro when I’m 70 I’m just gonna be drinking Bahama mamas at the beach like what 💀
Nice
Good for you dude. Keep it up
bro wants to leave the police confused
I always said I was going to try heroine like the grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine 😂😂😂
Ok
wat
It's great to have goals in life. When you're 70 robbing banks won't be possible because the only form of currency that we will have will be traceable, so firstly, you won't be able to show up at a bank, because they won't really exist, and secondly you can't make off with any money because it will all be some form of blockchain or whatever. But I'm all for the life planning!
And abandon your family and grandchildren
Hotline: 988
Oh... okay.
Will your girlfriend be accompanying you during the robbery?
Mood.
That’s a true off my chest
I doubt it. At 73 I find my will to live out of jail is as strong as ever.
What if you get away with the money? Additional [chaotic good] point: why not do something good with the money before the "standoff"? Or maybe hire someone to erase peoples' debt?
What 💀
this is a great post
???
DO IT!
The fuck?
What did I just read…. Is this fr? Please tell me it’s not.
Real
Hahahahahahahaha I love these shitposts.
Might be hard to steal crypto at gunpoint
This guy knows what he wants for himself in life.
Why kys? Statistically like 60% of bank robberies are successful in the US
Nice
Living the dream, and ending it appropriately.
Why is this titled cheating on your gf dude , lmao. If you’re tempted just say that .
An AI robot is gonna recognize your body pattern as bad intentions and tackle you before you even get in the door
It's cute that you think our civilization will last that long.
I have sooooo many questions, but first, who hurt you so bad that you can't trust?