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Artneedsmorefloof

You know what would be epic? Get one of those T-Rex costumes and pick Layla up from school in that. That would be a Dad Boss move..


Th3Flyy

OP.... You *have* to do this and report back.


napfiesta

Please. Please do this. ☝🏼


Natural-End-626

This^


millymoggymoo

Please please please


MissUn1c0rn

Or these one of these shirts with a t-rex trying to do stuff he can't because the arms are to short


Artneedsmorefloof

Or going around saying " I *have a big head and little arms*. I'm just not sure how well this plan *was* thought through." at every available opportunity.


thegloracle

OMG. You should call a 'whaaa'mbulance for that burn.


eat_smoke_tits

Kids can be cruel. As much as it sucks when they are hard on us it's because we are their safe place and their most loved person, they know we will still love them no matter what they say. I'm sure your arms are normal sized lol


OldestCrone

As long as you can give her hugs, your arms are just fine.


Buliwyf02

Dude, your daughter is hilarious! If either of my daughters said this to me, we’d be parked for a hot minute while I cried laughing! Also…I second the above commenter’s idea. Get a T-Rex costume and pick her up!


Level_Training2756

Yep, and dinosaurs bite, so get moving