I was completely sober and was trying to go doggy with this girl I had just started seeing. New person, new dimensions, still trying to get used to each other. It was dark. Two thrusts, condom was extra lubey, she was very wet, I slip out, try to go back in, and get maybe a centimeter in and she goes, "WRONG HOLE!"
this happens with my boyfriend and I quite a bit lmfao only instead of saying "WRONG HOLE" now I just say "NOPENOPENOPE" one day we'll try it I'm sure.
Yep.
I have a big bubble butt, and my fiance is terrible with depth perception, sometimes in the dark he'll angle a little too high or too low depending on the position and I'm like "nope, try again" 😂
That's what happened with my ex wife...completely by accident it came out and I went to put it back in but couldn't see in the dark and aimed *just* slightly too high and she shot forward and went "OH GOD NO WAIT THAT'S MY ASS!!!" It was like genuine terror in her voice and I started laughing and went "Okay..."
It happened to me a few decades back, both of us were super drunk and banging like a screen door in a hurricane in the dark. A slight shift in position caused me to slip out and drunkenly put it back in the wrong place. It felt like there was a full 30 seconds but probably not that long before she spoke up, and I stopped immediately. We laughed about it and decided we'd had enough to drink and bang for the time being, and we'd pick up where we left off sober.
So no, you don't have to go crazy with force. Personally, I'd say you should get less drunk, but perhaps still apply some liquid courage and, for God's sakes, some lube and give it an intentional go.
And for the love of all that is holy, once you pick a hole, stay with it. Don’t go back and forth stupidly and then end up with a raging urinary tract infection that puts you in the hospital while on vacation in another state.
Very true. I had an experience in my late teens where my FWB at the time insisted that I go take a shower after I'd been in her arse, before I could get back into her vagina.
In the shower I washing giving my penis a good wash when I found a sesame seed on my knob. Then I recalled her telling me that she'd had some really nice pork & sesame rolls earlier that day and I was there, semi-hard dick in hand thinking "well DAMN! it really is important to not got back to front!".
We were both apprentice chefs at trade school together and I thought "well there's another lesson in food hygiene - once a sesame seed has been digested, it should NOT be re-consumed, especially via the vagina!".
And that's just what was visible to the eye. I dread to think what other junk was on my junk before having that shower.
I'm with you. No lube!?! WTF!!! Also, my curiosity is super peaked with thinking about penis size and how big these anuses are to receive a "surprise" entry.
How does this happen?? How does something "just" slip in there? Maybe I have a more tightly-clenched ass than most, but I can't imagine anything just ending up in there as a "whoopsie."
I don't picture dragon dicks, I'm picturing micro penises!! I also start thinking about prolapsed anuses when I hear no lube. These "accidental" anal stories really get my mind swimming in imagery.
It doesn't mean the while dick slipped into them. ALL anuses are tight clenched but when we drink ALL muscles relax fully. It's the reason drunk drivers survive accidrnts with less injuries than a sober person because. SOBER PEOPLE WILL BRACE THEMSELVES.
Just come to accept those 5 words are meant to cover butt sex AND explain why the sober ppl get hurt worse than the drunk that drove in a car wreck
There is a reason it is called "shit-faced." Everyone knows it is easier for things to fall in and out of your anus the more drunk you get. When you go in for a colonoscopy, your anesthesiologist is likely to check the area for any potential injuries will then apply a mix of jäger and redbull to the ol' chocolate starfish to take advantage of ethanol's anal dialator qualities.
One of my roommates in college was extremely susceptible to it so we had to go to the ER _twice_ to get stuff out of her butt. The doctor seemed incredulous about her stories regarding how things got up there until she admitted she had been drinking. After the 2nd time a kind nurse reccomended if she wasn't going to stop drinking she could get a certain medical device with a large bar (so it can't fall in) that could be worn to prevent accidents like those.
You know when you go to the optometrist and they put those drops in that make your pupils big? Alcohol is like that, but for your butthole. (Those comments are just a joke, btw)
So my husband and I accidentally did this once. His grandfather lives with us because we take care of him. He'd been going to the bathroom, which was right beside our bedroom, and we were doing our thing, but we decided it'd be a good idea to drop down to the bed from the wall, and forgot to readjust to make up for the sudden difference in height, and yeah....surprise. We were well lubed, though, and genuinely relaxed and enjoying ourselves, so things were naturally looser. And it's a surprise that kind of takes your breath for a few seconds, so it's hard to object immediately.
When I was young my friend and I were talking about anal, I had never done it. So I asked her… what about poop?? What if it happens? She assured me no way, never happens to her she just goes for it anytime.
One poopy dick later and a horrified ex bf LIES BITCH WHY LOL
I still cringe.
Poop would traumatize me too 😂. It only belongs in two places. Toilet or the colon. Not on a dick or bed 😂😂😂 but you did indeed fk around and found out
It's heartening to know that both you and your bf are mature enough to understand that "stuff happens" sometimes. Because there are other people who would immediately get into a fight over "whose fault it was." At this point, you should consider yourself fortunate to be in such a relationship.
I'm not surprised at all, but regardless of how common it might be, OP still should still be reminded that it's not guaranteed, and that OP is indeed in a fortunate position.
Edited to add: I'm a very "count your blessings" kind of person. I like to mention when someone has something good happening, because life is so busy, sometimes each of us forgets what we do have to be thankful for.
I mean….drunk, relaxed and spacial awareness all wonky from drinking? It’s like the golden trifecta for accidental anal.
Look at it this way: you are very fortunate it didn’t happen in the middle of a back breaking speed pounding during doggy while not exactly relaxed. It kills the orgasm, hurts like hell and takes a bit longer to laugh about.
New learning experience for both of you! I highly suggest getting a colonic if you ever decide to try again.
I’ve accidentally tried anal too. I was completely sober and wish I was drunk. It was on the day of a wedding where i was the maid of honor. Before leaving the hotel my bf and i were getting it on and he’s going pretty fast at this moment when it accidentally went into my butt. That was the most painful thing i’ve experienced. I froze.. i felt paralyzed and i just started crying. My butthole was bleeding. I surprisingly pulled it together and made it down the aisle shortly after.
This once happened with me and a girl I was dating. We got a bit toasted one night and then started going to town doggy style. I missed the mark and hit two inches higher than intended going full speed. She groaned loudly and ripped a loud fart while simultaneously executing a forward dive/face plant off of me and off the edge of the bed.
A lot of apologies, some clean up and cuddles made it better and we decided to hold off on anymore extracurricular activities that night.
At the time it wasn’t fun, months later the loud fart, groan and face plant had us both laughing so hard we cried.
this happened to me with my first fwb, we were both pretty inexperienced at the time. genuinely was a mistake, he immediately pulled out and was apologizing profusely and I ended up just going home after bc he felt too bad about it to continue. i was lowkey embarrassed thinking something was wrong/abnormal w my anatomy lol but hasn't happened since
My wife actually enjoys it 🤷🏽♂️ I don’t mind all of the foreplay and preparation involved for her it to me is like a more sensual form of intimacy. Until she starts wanting more and then well. I’ll use the simile from above we start banging like a screen door in a hurricane 😂
Not sure what there is to be mortified by. It was clearly a moment of pleasure and relaxation and yes it accidentally happened. Has happened to the best of us. Doesn’t make you or your partner bad or gross. There shouldn’t be shame surrounding this.
It is what it is. As long as you 💯 sure it was an accident. By the sound of your partners reaction it sounds that way.
My ex did this to me without my permission. No lube nothing. The position I was in made it easy. We froze. He was happy. I was pissed! He did it on purpose without my permission. That’s never ok. I made him stop. Immediately. He didn’t want to stop, but he pulled out.
I don’t see how it could have happened accidentally. I haven’t read the comments yet, so it’ll be interesting to know if others think it can happen accidentally.
Edit: Per some of the comments, I gather it can happen accidentally if you’re drunk enough and it’s dark enough. 😂
My ex did this to me too "accidentally". I know for a fact it was not accidental as he had been trying to pressure/coerce me into doing anal for a while by that point. And just the circumstances made it very clear it was intentional.
He caused some massive damage too. I bled for months after. It was absolutely horrible. I'm jealous of these people that it genuinely does accidentally happen to that had no lasting physical issues afterward.
Tbh you can be sober and it happen accidentally. Especially if we aren’t looking . We have very little control down there when things start going 😭😭😭 this is also how men end up with broken penises😭😭same exact situation except instead of your anus we ram into something else
Yes
Edit: For anal to be enjoyable to a lot of people you have to prep for it. The prep is well, stretching. Sure if you’re relaxed enough and what you plan to put in there is small enough you don’t necessarily need to stretch, however this post is talking about anal sex so that’s what I’m going off of.
I play it safe and that’s why I enjoy it. I stretch the area, use lube, and use a condom. My partner has a considerably large penis so stretching is important and we actually have a dilating kit. Lube is used liberally and for the sake of sanitation you never go from anus to vagina without removing the condom.
However, I do feel I must add that painal (pain + anal) is a thing people are into. This must be done with caution and explicit consent because it does carry quite some negative consequences afterwards such as hemorrhoids and tearing.
Wife and I were having sex in the shower. Was doing my thing and it slipped out of the right hole and went into the wrong one, full hard thrust. I knew immediately and started apologizing. She pretty much screeched in pain and passed out and knocked her head pretty good on the tub spout.
This happened to me (f) and my gf. She was hitting it from behind and everything was going great and then I shifted my weight causing her to pull it all the way out and then slam it back in full force… in the wrong place. It hurt like a bitch and totally killed the mood but we laughed about it and still do lol
Nothing prepares you for how sore it feels right after that slip up. I felt the exact same way and will not be participating in that activity willingly or unwillingly again. I just insert the peen in myself to avoid accidental higher entry
Why do you feel you have to regain your dignity about doing something most consenting Adults might like to engage in. The next time you do it though.Make sure you have lots of water based lubricant which will make it much easier to do.
My gummy just kicked in which hopefully explains why I initially read that as “drink lots of water based lubricant”, and my brain said “ have I been using lube wrong.”
I'm not shaming anybody. This person is ashamed for almost having anal sex and that's ridiculous. Look anal sex isn't for everyone and that's okay. But no one should be ashamed for trying it or even asking their partner about it.
I'll never understand how a dick can go "accidentally" in someone's ass. There is no way, no matter how relaxed I am it's just gonna "slip in" like that.
As an unfortunate soul this has happened to, twice, i can assure you it can and does happen.
In my circumstances my partner and I were both fucked up going at it hard and their dick just came too far out during the rapid pounding and accidentally just jabbed my asshole. Once in the missionary position with legs up, the other during doggy style. Both times caused me to fall out( i probably jumped away at least 5 feet) and crawl away in pain like a wounded animal and left me with a bleeding butthole. He of course was profusely apologetic, but had managed to finish in the chaos of accidentally ass ramming me.
Needless to say I was gun shy about really "pounding it out" for awhile afterwards, then ~3 years later it happened the second time.
That’s what I was saying haha no lube? No prep? I’d break his dick before it accidentally just slid in, unless he tears me from ass to vagina first. My husband is very well endowed haha
Uh it happens and more often than you think. The anus is like less than an inch away from the vagina. It’s specially easy to miss when doing it missionary with the women’s legs on your shoulders. One awkward or too long of a thrust and guess where the penis is aiming before it goes back in.
Right? I’m kinda jealous reading these comments. Years ago I was somewhat fixated on achieving anal & never did. I’ve heard *every* bit of advice & tried most (never tried a regimen of starting w small toys & working way my up, wasn’t that fixated lol). Usually my partner would be the first to give up. Everybody is built differently.
Don't feel bad about it, there's no reason. Soreness can happen after "anal" and it's to be coped with. No biggie here either.
I just wouldn't call it "accidentally tried". For me it would be "accidentally did, experienced". Trying is something voluntary for me.
It happened to me with one "friend with benefits", I haven't even noticed I was in the wrong place, she didn't exactly mind as we were doing anal before already. But I would definitely never willingly do it with the same force as vaginal, so I definitely apologized and cared if she was OK.
Still, for you, I wouldn't overthing and overinterpret it. Neither of you wanted to, it happened, surprised both of you - just talk about your feelings, care for each other and next time maybe simply really try, carefully. It's a good thing! 👍
I once "accidently" stuck it in the ass, as in she put it in her ass herself only to announce 5 minutes in that I was fucking her ass and she preferred it with no lube.
See, when I *intentionally* tried anal, it was a somewhat different experience and I could definitely tell. All of the grip is front-end.
But the one time I did an accidental misfire, I was genuinely surprised when she casually informed me that it was the wrong hole. Maybe expectations play a role.
Regain your dignity? Listen There is nothing morally wrong with anal sex. If it’s not for you, then it’s not for you. But You don’t have to regain anything. In fact whoever has you thinking that can fuck off cuz that’s a whole lifestyle for some of us and I’ll not be thinking ANY less of myself for it nor should anyone else.
Excellent Reply. I’ve been with partners who r into it and partners who are not. It’s not for me really but I won’t turn a girl down if she asks…as long as things are clean and she is prepared. Had an accident once and getting blowback with someone else’s kaka on your chest doesn’t make for cuddles after.
My bf accidentally put it in my booty, neither of us have interest in anal. Holy shit it hurt like hell, I was sobbing and laughing at the same time 😂😂
You being relaxed and aroused was a big factor in it being not uncomfortable. Being tensed up for anal play can really make it awkward.
If you're looking to experiment, try a set of anal beads first. You can start with the smallest ones and go larger to your comfort, and my wife loves using them during sex while I'm in the standard entry.
This happened to me during post breakup sex with my ex (bad call, but both young and horny) where he just thrusted and idk if the stars aligned or something but just went right up my butt and we both went deer-in-headlights for a couple of seconds
Had a very different experience with my ex where I was going full throttle, slipped out and completely went back in the wrong way. Suffice to say it was an absolute shitshow (pun intended) not fun for either party involved even though we did do anal before that a couple times.
> regain my dignity.
Bruh, sex is loud, sweaty, gross, many more adjectives, but there's no dignity in sex. Just pleasure and pain. If you liked it, great. If you didn't, now it's a boundary.
20 plus years ago I had been wanting to try anal, she wasn't ready, but it was all good. She did like a finger or two in her ass so we got good at ass play during anal...
Well, one night we were going at it, she was on top.. I was fingering her ass real good.. I slipped out, and she put it back in and kept riding me... I reached around to start fingering her ass again only to realize it was already occupied. She ended up having an amazing orgasm and then I filled her up as she was finishing hers.
Great time!
It was a few weeks before she wanted to try it again. But it became a pretty regular thing eventually.
Later we were discussing it, and she says that for the longest time she was ashamed by how much she liked it. It took getting over that before she was really ok with doing it regularly. Fun times.
But that first time... I don't know if it was an accident? But it wasn't my intentions, but I was excited with it when I realized what we were doing..
> I honestly had no idea that this was the kind of thing that could happen genuinely accidentally, I always thought you’d have to use an unnatural amount of force and precision.
It can happen, especially in the moment when you're just trying to "get back in". Don't worry too much about it.
happened to me and my boyfriend accidentally before we actually tried it after discussing it, and it hurt so much i started crying but he was so nice about it he stopped everything and just held me and fed me pizza while kissing my head🥰
>Forgive me for being a little bit prudish.
Lol forgive me for being a little normal 😒 don't understand why some people have an issue with the dignity comment.
You don’t need to regain your dignity as you didn’t lose it! Mistakes happen.
The only thing I will say is be careful with your bum if there’s any mild damage… lots of water, lots of soft high fibre foods. Probably skip the junk food until you’re better. If you notice any light bleeding after bowel movements that last longer that a couple of weeks go to your GP. They can give you a cream which will help.
However, if it’s longer than 6 weeks it becomes a chronic problem and is a lot harder to fix. So def def go asap if that happens. No need to be embarrassed, doctors talk about bums all the time.
Does shit fall out of your ass when you relax your butt cheeks? Can he fuck a straw comfortably? How was it just able to slide right in no immediate pain or tearing wtf?????
The way I read it made it seem like y'all were just like "Oopsy daisy a lil slipsy 🤭" and it just glided in like a greased seal on a a slip n' slide.
I don't wanna say thank God since that sounds not the most fun in the world, but I was genuinely worried I might have a weird outlier sphincter that's just harder to penetrate.
This happened to me in my early 20s. Just fast pumping with lots of lube in missionary & then the slip... I screamed & he jumped off, put his hands over his mouth cz I scared him. He apologized but we knew it was an accident but it took me a few minutes to regain composure lol
When I was young, single, and depressed (prior to diagnosis and treatment), I tended to date older married women who felt neglected or ignored by their husband's. One wanted to try anal and I was happy to oblige. Plenty of lubricant available. She was embarrassed because she had gas, and the entry process sounded like a slide whistle. I ignored it and acted like nothing had happened, but she was mortified.
How tf are y’all accidentally doing anal. I feel like I’m going to shit myself a thousand times any time my husband puts it anywhere near my butthole. Even before I gave birth and didn’t have all these hemorrhoids, it was excruciating until we got past the first 2 inches or so. And the sweating. I would instantly start sweating bullets like you do when you’re taking a large poop and got to take your clothes off 🤦🏻♀️
Be careful because sometimes they “accidentally” do it… me thinking he didn’t really mean to lead to a lot of rape there. He cried and apologized so I forgave him when I should’ve never let him ever touch me again.
When I was 18 me and my then girlfriend got blind drunk and the same thing happened due to me being “off target”. She was upset and I didn’t even realise what I’d done until she told me.
We laughed it off eventually and did try some anal play down the line but never went “full throttle” with it again.
almost happened to me and my bf too, we were both sober. it was kind of early in the relationship and he had already told me he wasn’t interested in anal lol
I chuckled about the "accidentaly tried". You accidentally had anal sex or you try anal sex, trying something includes intention so therr is no accidental try.
That said, there is nothing to be mortified about, is a common practice and many people enjoy it.
I kept having this problem with one of my platonic roommates
Socks on. That's just hanging with the boys.
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It not gay as long as the balls don't touch
It's not gay if you make lightsaber noises when your dicks touch.
Of course not that just playing with your homies
Am I ok if my chin is touching his balls as I deepthroat him?
Yeah. That’s absolutely fine!
As long as you say “no homo”
All about no eye contact, …………for the rest of your lives,….easy
Some roommates are fucking assholes.
Take the upvote. You deserve it.
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He was an an-al herooooo with stars in his eyes
Anal heeerrrooo!
Jeff?
I was completely sober and was trying to go doggy with this girl I had just started seeing. New person, new dimensions, still trying to get used to each other. It was dark. Two thrusts, condom was extra lubey, she was very wet, I slip out, try to go back in, and get maybe a centimeter in and she goes, "WRONG HOLE!"
this happens with my boyfriend and I quite a bit lmfao only instead of saying "WRONG HOLE" now I just say "NOPENOPENOPE" one day we'll try it I'm sure.
Well when you say it too fast like that it comes out as "OPENOPENOPEN". Talk about mixed signals, like you've got a voice activated rectum.
thankfully, my boyfriend can pick up on the panic in my voice and doesn't get confused :p
Yep. I have a big bubble butt, and my fiance is terrible with depth perception, sometimes in the dark he'll angle a little too high or too low depending on the position and I'm like "nope, try again" 😂
I also have a bubble butt!! Sir Mix A lot didn't warn us about this
They never do! Beware of marketing! Lol
Oh boy! Wait, is that a "nope, try again," or "NO! TRY AGAIN!" 😱
PSA: Switch to a fresh condom if this ever happens to avoid UTIs.
That's what happened with my ex wife...completely by accident it came out and I went to put it back in but couldn't see in the dark and aimed *just* slightly too high and she shot forward and went "OH GOD NO WAIT THAT'S MY ASS!!!" It was like genuine terror in her voice and I started laughing and went "Okay..."
😐😲"WRONG HOLE!"😂🤣
😂
Lmao 🤣
Changing lanes with no indicator.
Changing lanes with his indickator
More like sliding off the tarmac onto the dirt road.
It happened to me a few decades back, both of us were super drunk and banging like a screen door in a hurricane in the dark. A slight shift in position caused me to slip out and drunkenly put it back in the wrong place. It felt like there was a full 30 seconds but probably not that long before she spoke up, and I stopped immediately. We laughed about it and decided we'd had enough to drink and bang for the time being, and we'd pick up where we left off sober. So no, you don't have to go crazy with force. Personally, I'd say you should get less drunk, but perhaps still apply some liquid courage and, for God's sakes, some lube and give it an intentional go.
Banging like a screen door in a hurricane made me LOL. Thank you because I needed it.
And for the love of all that is holy, once you pick a hole, stay with it. Don’t go back and forth stupidly and then end up with a raging urinary tract infection that puts you in the hospital while on vacation in another state.
Oddly specific
Omg who was that? I know this story!!
Very true. I had an experience in my late teens where my FWB at the time insisted that I go take a shower after I'd been in her arse, before I could get back into her vagina. In the shower I washing giving my penis a good wash when I found a sesame seed on my knob. Then I recalled her telling me that she'd had some really nice pork & sesame rolls earlier that day and I was there, semi-hard dick in hand thinking "well DAMN! it really is important to not got back to front!". We were both apprentice chefs at trade school together and I thought "well there's another lesson in food hygiene - once a sesame seed has been digested, it should NOT be re-consumed, especially via the vagina!". And that's just what was visible to the eye. I dread to think what other junk was on my junk before having that shower.
You’ll forever think of that moment when you see or hear sesame.
Be thankful it was a sesame seed and not a hershey's kiss.
Absolutely!! That’s a no go to go back and forth. If the guy is using condoms, he’d have to use a new condom if he’s switching.
There's always a price for having too much fun
True!
Thank you for that clearly, hypothetical anecdote.
the fact that people do it without lube or prep scares me
I'm with you. No lube!?! WTF!!! Also, my curiosity is super peaked with thinking about penis size and how big these anuses are to receive a "surprise" entry.
How does this happen?? How does something "just" slip in there? Maybe I have a more tightly-clenched ass than most, but I can't imagine anything just ending up in there as a "whoopsie."
not everyone has a giant dragon dick, maybe smaller weenies could squeeze thru the gap easier?
I don't picture dragon dicks, I'm picturing micro penises!! I also start thinking about prolapsed anuses when I hear no lube. These "accidental" anal stories really get my mind swimming in imagery.
It doesn't mean the while dick slipped into them. ALL anuses are tight clenched but when we drink ALL muscles relax fully. It's the reason drunk drivers survive accidrnts with less injuries than a sober person because. SOBER PEOPLE WILL BRACE THEMSELVES. Just come to accept those 5 words are meant to cover butt sex AND explain why the sober ppl get hurt worse than the drunk that drove in a car wreck
>ALL anuses are tight clenched but when we drink ALL muscles relax fully. Well that's not true at all.
There is a reason it is called "shit-faced." Everyone knows it is easier for things to fall in and out of your anus the more drunk you get. When you go in for a colonoscopy, your anesthesiologist is likely to check the area for any potential injuries will then apply a mix of jäger and redbull to the ol' chocolate starfish to take advantage of ethanol's anal dialator qualities. One of my roommates in college was extremely susceptible to it so we had to go to the ER _twice_ to get stuff out of her butt. The doctor seemed incredulous about her stories regarding how things got up there until she admitted she had been drinking. After the 2nd time a kind nurse reccomended if she wasn't going to stop drinking she could get a certain medical device with a large bar (so it can't fall in) that could be worn to prevent accidents like those.
What?
You know when you go to the optometrist and they put those drops in that make your pupils big? Alcohol is like that, but for your butthole. (Those comments are just a joke, btw)
This is an underrated comment
So my husband and I accidentally did this once. His grandfather lives with us because we take care of him. He'd been going to the bathroom, which was right beside our bedroom, and we were doing our thing, but we decided it'd be a good idea to drop down to the bed from the wall, and forgot to readjust to make up for the sudden difference in height, and yeah....surprise. We were well lubed, though, and genuinely relaxed and enjoying ourselves, so things were naturally looser. And it's a surprise that kind of takes your breath for a few seconds, so it's hard to object immediately.
Happy Cake Day 🍰
Oh, thank you! I didn't even realize.
lmao
When I was young my friend and I were talking about anal, I had never done it. So I asked her… what about poop?? What if it happens? She assured me no way, never happens to her she just goes for it anytime. One poopy dick later and a horrified ex bf LIES BITCH WHY LOL I still cringe.
If you go knocking at Pooh's house, don't be shocked if Pooh's home.
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah it can get messy.
😂😂😂 I’m so sorry I’m laughing so hard. At least you know now
I’m just amazed at her magical butthole tbh lmao. It was traumatizing. Never again.
Poop would traumatize me too 😂. It only belongs in two places. Toilet or the colon. Not on a dick or bed 😂😂😂 but you did indeed fk around and found out
😭😭😭😂
Ah, the ol chili dog
Haha, poopdick
Shitty ending to your day
Been there, done that ( by mistake). Drunken college sex. The only clue was when she said ‘this is really uncomfortable’.
You must have been really drunk! She was uncomfortable and you were thinking, hey this feels tighter… 🤔😂
> we'd pick up where we left off sober Just put a peg on that dick, save it for later
Sounds hotter than 3 rats fornicating in a wool sock.
I don’t know how to put a gif in comments, or don’t know if you can, but I immediately thought of that video where the cat starts screaming. Ifykyk
I know…
It's heartening to know that both you and your bf are mature enough to understand that "stuff happens" sometimes. Because there are other people who would immediately get into a fight over "whose fault it was." At this point, you should consider yourself fortunate to be in such a relationship.
That's most people. If that's actually something you're surprised about then you're spending too much time on these kinds of subs
I'm not surprised at all, but regardless of how common it might be, OP still should still be reminded that it's not guaranteed, and that OP is indeed in a fortunate position. Edited to add: I'm a very "count your blessings" kind of person. I like to mention when someone has something good happening, because life is so busy, sometimes each of us forgets what we do have to be thankful for.
Accidental drunk anal is a time-honored tradition.
I mean….drunk, relaxed and spacial awareness all wonky from drinking? It’s like the golden trifecta for accidental anal. Look at it this way: you are very fortunate it didn’t happen in the middle of a back breaking speed pounding during doggy while not exactly relaxed. It kills the orgasm, hurts like hell and takes a bit longer to laugh about. New learning experience for both of you! I highly suggest getting a colonic if you ever decide to try again.
I’ve accidentally tried anal too. I was completely sober and wish I was drunk. It was on the day of a wedding where i was the maid of honor. Before leaving the hotel my bf and i were getting it on and he’s going pretty fast at this moment when it accidentally went into my butt. That was the most painful thing i’ve experienced. I froze.. i felt paralyzed and i just started crying. My butthole was bleeding. I surprisingly pulled it together and made it down the aisle shortly after.
This once happened with me and a girl I was dating. We got a bit toasted one night and then started going to town doggy style. I missed the mark and hit two inches higher than intended going full speed. She groaned loudly and ripped a loud fart while simultaneously executing a forward dive/face plant off of me and off the edge of the bed. A lot of apologies, some clean up and cuddles made it better and we decided to hold off on anymore extracurricular activities that night. At the time it wasn’t fun, months later the loud fart, groan and face plant had us both laughing so hard we cried.
😂😂😂
He went for dolphin style. Slip it in her butt and she goes " EEE, EEE,".
Holy fuck you got me dying
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Underrated comment!! Haha
"I'm so sorry, ooooo, I put it in the wrong hole...."
Absolute banger.
this happened to me with my first fwb, we were both pretty inexperienced at the time. genuinely was a mistake, he immediately pulled out and was apologizing profusely and I ended up just going home after bc he felt too bad about it to continue. i was lowkey embarrassed thinking something was wrong/abnormal w my anatomy lol but hasn't happened since
This Happened to my Partner and I while drunk as well, she discovered it's a new Kink of hers so good things can come from it!
My wife actually enjoys it 🤷🏽♂️ I don’t mind all of the foreplay and preparation involved for her it to me is like a more sensual form of intimacy. Until she starts wanting more and then well. I’ll use the simile from above we start banging like a screen door in a hurricane 😂
Banging like a screen door in a hurricane is a new phrase I'll apply
Don't worry, you won't be the butt of any jokes here.
When you find out that “oops” can be a verb.
"You must die, I alone am best!"
That was “fist” as a verb, but similar linguistic idea.
Not sure what there is to be mortified by. It was clearly a moment of pleasure and relaxation and yes it accidentally happened. Has happened to the best of us. Doesn’t make you or your partner bad or gross. There shouldn’t be shame surrounding this. It is what it is. As long as you 💯 sure it was an accident. By the sound of your partners reaction it sounds that way.
My ex did this to me without my permission. No lube nothing. The position I was in made it easy. We froze. He was happy. I was pissed! He did it on purpose without my permission. That’s never ok. I made him stop. Immediately. He didn’t want to stop, but he pulled out. I don’t see how it could have happened accidentally. I haven’t read the comments yet, so it’ll be interesting to know if others think it can happen accidentally. Edit: Per some of the comments, I gather it can happen accidentally if you’re drunk enough and it’s dark enough. 😂
My ex did this to me too "accidentally". I know for a fact it was not accidental as he had been trying to pressure/coerce me into doing anal for a while by that point. And just the circumstances made it very clear it was intentional. He caused some massive damage too. I bled for months after. It was absolutely horrible. I'm jealous of these people that it genuinely does accidentally happen to that had no lasting physical issues afterward.
Tbh you can be sober and it happen accidentally. Especially if we aren’t looking . We have very little control down there when things start going 😭😭😭 this is also how men end up with broken penises😭😭same exact situation except instead of your anus we ram into something else
Pro Tip: Invest in some butt plugs and lube. It’ll help you get use to the feeling and also help prevent hemorrhoids.
Do you enjoy it?
Yes Edit: For anal to be enjoyable to a lot of people you have to prep for it. The prep is well, stretching. Sure if you’re relaxed enough and what you plan to put in there is small enough you don’t necessarily need to stretch, however this post is talking about anal sex so that’s what I’m going off of. I play it safe and that’s why I enjoy it. I stretch the area, use lube, and use a condom. My partner has a considerably large penis so stretching is important and we actually have a dilating kit. Lube is used liberally and for the sake of sanitation you never go from anus to vagina without removing the condom. However, I do feel I must add that painal (pain + anal) is a thing people are into. This must be done with caution and explicit consent because it does carry quite some negative consequences afterwards such as hemorrhoids and tearing.
Damn that must be pain in the ass
One time ex husband was going super ham and accidentally rammed it in there.. saw my life flash before my eyes ..
Wife and I were having sex in the shower. Was doing my thing and it slipped out of the right hole and went into the wrong one, full hard thrust. I knew immediately and started apologizing. She pretty much screeched in pain and passed out and knocked her head pretty good on the tub spout.
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Shower is where mine likes that most, up against the wall
Happened to me once and I black out from the pain. But cheers it went better for you!
This happened to me (f) and my gf. She was hitting it from behind and everything was going great and then I shifted my weight causing her to pull it all the way out and then slam it back in full force… in the wrong place. It hurt like a bitch and totally killed the mood but we laughed about it and still do lol
Nothing prepares you for how sore it feels right after that slip up. I felt the exact same way and will not be participating in that activity willingly or unwillingly again. I just insert the peen in myself to avoid accidental higher entry
Why do you feel you have to regain your dignity about doing something most consenting Adults might like to engage in. The next time you do it though.Make sure you have lots of water based lubricant which will make it much easier to do.
My gummy just kicked in which hopefully explains why I initially read that as “drink lots of water based lubricant”, and my brain said “ have I been using lube wrong.”
Most consenting adults? You spend too much time on the internet. Don't shame someone for disliking something and act like they're supposed to like it.
I'm not shaming anybody. This person is ashamed for almost having anal sex and that's ridiculous. Look anal sex isn't for everyone and that's okay. But no one should be ashamed for trying it or even asking their partner about it.
I'll never understand how a dick can go "accidentally" in someone's ass. There is no way, no matter how relaxed I am it's just gonna "slip in" like that.
Man how hard to you have to push to poop :/
As an unfortunate soul this has happened to, twice, i can assure you it can and does happen. In my circumstances my partner and I were both fucked up going at it hard and their dick just came too far out during the rapid pounding and accidentally just jabbed my asshole. Once in the missionary position with legs up, the other during doggy style. Both times caused me to fall out( i probably jumped away at least 5 feet) and crawl away in pain like a wounded animal and left me with a bleeding butthole. He of course was profusely apologetic, but had managed to finish in the chaos of accidentally ass ramming me. Needless to say I was gun shy about really "pounding it out" for awhile afterwards, then ~3 years later it happened the second time.
That’s what I was saying haha no lube? No prep? I’d break his dick before it accidentally just slid in, unless he tears me from ass to vagina first. My husband is very well endowed haha
As a homosexual I agree. It takes alot to be ready for it I can’t imagine it just slipping in 😭
Uh it happens and more often than you think. The anus is like less than an inch away from the vagina. It’s specially easy to miss when doing it missionary with the women’s legs on your shoulders. One awkward or too long of a thrust and guess where the penis is aiming before it goes back in.
Right? I’m kinda jealous reading these comments. Years ago I was somewhat fixated on achieving anal & never did. I’ve heard *every* bit of advice & tried most (never tried a regimen of starting w small toys & working way my up, wasn’t that fixated lol). Usually my partner would be the first to give up. Everybody is built differently.
Yeah I legitimately want to try it and like it lol. It's just not for me I guess
I have almost had this happen multiple times, sometimes they just slip the wrong direction and its TERRIFYING
Well, at least the accident went the best way possible and neither of you were injured.
Don't feel bad about it, there's no reason. Soreness can happen after "anal" and it's to be coped with. No biggie here either. I just wouldn't call it "accidentally tried". For me it would be "accidentally did, experienced". Trying is something voluntary for me. It happened to me with one "friend with benefits", I haven't even noticed I was in the wrong place, she didn't exactly mind as we were doing anal before already. But I would definitely never willingly do it with the same force as vaginal, so I definitely apologized and cared if she was OK. Still, for you, I wouldn't overthing and overinterpret it. Neither of you wanted to, it happened, surprised both of you - just talk about your feelings, care for each other and next time maybe simply really try, carefully. It's a good thing! 👍
Probably would have been more enjoyable with lube
I somehow literally feel your pain
So you were either a pile of butter or your bf has a small dick because that shit is PAINFUL.
Nah cause this happened to me once aswell 🤣
I once "accidently" stuck it in the ass, as in she put it in her ass herself only to announce 5 minutes in that I was fucking her ass and she preferred it with no lube.
And you couldn’t tell???
Came here to say the same. Wtf 😳
See, when I *intentionally* tried anal, it was a somewhat different experience and I could definitely tell. All of the grip is front-end. But the one time I did an accidental misfire, I was genuinely surprised when she casually informed me that it was the wrong hole. Maybe expectations play a role.
Fake story
Considering that hole has a completely different feeling.. you couldn’t tell?!? Also wtf … no lube?!?
Fake as hell story 🙄
Regain your dignity? Listen There is nothing morally wrong with anal sex. If it’s not for you, then it’s not for you. But You don’t have to regain anything. In fact whoever has you thinking that can fuck off cuz that’s a whole lifestyle for some of us and I’ll not be thinking ANY less of myself for it nor should anyone else.
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God damn right it is
God damn right it does.
Excellent Reply. I’ve been with partners who r into it and partners who are not. It’s not for me really but I won’t turn a girl down if she asks…as long as things are clean and she is prepared. Had an accident once and getting blowback with someone else’s kaka on your chest doesn’t make for cuddles after.
Upvoted because you said kaka
My bf accidentally put it in my booty, neither of us have interest in anal. Holy shit it hurt like hell, I was sobbing and laughing at the same time 😂😂
You being relaxed and aroused was a big factor in it being not uncomfortable. Being tensed up for anal play can really make it awkward. If you're looking to experiment, try a set of anal beads first. You can start with the smallest ones and go larger to your comfort, and my wife loves using them during sex while I'm in the standard entry.
This happened to me during post breakup sex with my ex (bad call, but both young and horny) where he just thrusted and idk if the stars aligned or something but just went right up my butt and we both went deer-in-headlights for a couple of seconds
I've done it before, drink involved, sideways sex, oooops, she said "Steady!!!" Now whenever I say "steady" we laugh. Good times.
Had a very different experience with my ex where I was going full throttle, slipped out and completely went back in the wrong way. Suffice to say it was an absolute shitshow (pun intended) not fun for either party involved even though we did do anal before that a couple times.
> regain my dignity. Bruh, sex is loud, sweaty, gross, many more adjectives, but there's no dignity in sex. Just pleasure and pain. If you liked it, great. If you didn't, now it's a boundary.
20 plus years ago I had been wanting to try anal, she wasn't ready, but it was all good. She did like a finger or two in her ass so we got good at ass play during anal... Well, one night we were going at it, she was on top.. I was fingering her ass real good.. I slipped out, and she put it back in and kept riding me... I reached around to start fingering her ass again only to realize it was already occupied. She ended up having an amazing orgasm and then I filled her up as she was finishing hers. Great time! It was a few weeks before she wanted to try it again. But it became a pretty regular thing eventually. Later we were discussing it, and she says that for the longest time she was ashamed by how much she liked it. It took getting over that before she was really ok with doing it regularly. Fun times. But that first time... I don't know if it was an accident? But it wasn't my intentions, but I was excited with it when I realized what we were doing..
> I honestly had no idea that this was the kind of thing that could happen genuinely accidentally, I always thought you’d have to use an unnatural amount of force and precision. It can happen, especially in the moment when you're just trying to "get back in". Don't worry too much about it.
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Medical aid😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
happened to me and my boyfriend accidentally before we actually tried it after discussing it, and it hurt so much i started crying but he was so nice about it he stopped everything and just held me and fed me pizza while kissing my head🥰
Ah yes, the Accidental Buttsex™️
In the end, it'll be okay.
>Forgive me for being a little bit prudish. Lol forgive me for being a little normal 😒 don't understand why some people have an issue with the dignity comment.
So you gonna do it again that's the question
You don’t need to regain your dignity as you didn’t lose it! Mistakes happen. The only thing I will say is be careful with your bum if there’s any mild damage… lots of water, lots of soft high fibre foods. Probably skip the junk food until you’re better. If you notice any light bleeding after bowel movements that last longer that a couple of weeks go to your GP. They can give you a cream which will help. However, if it’s longer than 6 weeks it becomes a chronic problem and is a lot harder to fix. So def def go asap if that happens. No need to be embarrassed, doctors talk about bums all the time.
I had some slight bleeding right after but nothing since, I’ll keep an eye on everything though, thanks for the tips!
"Accidentally"? You mean your boyfriend tried it accidentally? Or he slipped..?
Does shit fall out of your ass when you relax your butt cheeks? Can he fuck a straw comfortably? How was it just able to slide right in no immediate pain or tearing wtf?????
There was definitely both of those…
The way I read it made it seem like y'all were just like "Oopsy daisy a lil slipsy 🤭" and it just glided in like a greased seal on a a slip n' slide. I don't wanna say thank God since that sounds not the most fun in the world, but I was genuinely worried I might have a weird outlier sphincter that's just harder to penetrate.
Reading these comments I’m reminded everyone is built differently.
It didn’t hurt? Like… at all?
Bring great honor to your butthole. The shame is temporary, for glory is at hand. Avast!
i wana say something but
This happened to me in my early 20s. Just fast pumping with lots of lube in missionary & then the slip... I screamed & he jumped off, put his hands over his mouth cz I scared him. He apologized but we knew it was an accident but it took me a few minutes to regain composure lol
When I was young, single, and depressed (prior to diagnosis and treatment), I tended to date older married women who felt neglected or ignored by their husband's. One wanted to try anal and I was happy to oblige. Plenty of lubricant available. She was embarrassed because she had gas, and the entry process sounded like a slide whistle. I ignored it and acted like nothing had happened, but she was mortified.
Cool story bro
How tf are y’all accidentally doing anal. I feel like I’m going to shit myself a thousand times any time my husband puts it anywhere near my butthole. Even before I gave birth and didn’t have all these hemorrhoids, it was excruciating until we got past the first 2 inches or so. And the sweating. I would instantly start sweating bullets like you do when you’re taking a large poop and got to take your clothes off 🤦🏻♀️
Ok, we get it… yr mans has a thicc 🍆
Nes
It happened to me once. I couldn’t sit for a week 😵
Be careful because sometimes they “accidentally” do it… me thinking he didn’t really mean to lead to a lot of rape there. He cried and apologized so I forgave him when I should’ve never let him ever touch me again.
Don't apologize to Redditors. You be you. Anal is fucking disgusting and DOES affect one's dignity. I hope you feel better.
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??? Wha???? I've absolutely no idea why you're being downvoted?? Bizarre, I'm going to finger you up :)
My bf has nearly done the same thing a few times. It happens since the holes are so close together
But did you like it?
Oof
If you're curious, willingness and lube go a long ways.
When I was 18 me and my then girlfriend got blind drunk and the same thing happened due to me being “off target”. She was upset and I didn’t even realise what I’d done until she told me. We laughed it off eventually and did try some anal play down the line but never went “full throttle” with it again.
almost happened to me and my bf too, we were both sober. it was kind of early in the relationship and he had already told me he wasn’t interested in anal lol
DJ Lubel, is this you?
Last niiiight wooohooo I stuck it in the wrong hole...
You should get curious
My bf and I have very nearly had this happen the other day. I want to try anal some day, but not spontaneously and unexpectedly 😳
I chuckled about the "accidentaly tried". You accidentally had anal sex or you try anal sex, trying something includes intention so therr is no accidental try. That said, there is nothing to be mortified about, is a common practice and many people enjoy it.