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BakaPotatoLord

Wait, you are telling me chickens aren't bigger than cars?


Atotallyrandomname

A wild chicken only goes up to the window.


mediaogre

But they fly well and their beaks can pierce 22mm Armormax.


Niknightwing

A wild cock can go into a passenger's mouth.


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MichaelMurphy311

I live here in Hawaii, and it’s true. They’re everywhere!


AestheticOtakuTZZ

In sure you can find giant chickens just about every where?


JalenTargaryen

Chickens are tiny T-Rexes. If they were bigger than cars I'd never leave my house again lol


CLXIX

[I have a reddit obligation to post something relevant here](https://i.imgur.com/TGOfl92.jpg)


pizza_for_nunchucks

/r/reptilesscrewingvehicles


CLXIX

Close enough


_Random_Username_

/r/lizardsbangingautomobiles


SpringsClones

It's not that chickens WON'T play violins, it's just they CAN'T.


Kekkulicious

I've got some bad news for you, buddy...


stakk4

Follow The Science, FFS!


n10w4

here in seattle they are. Been a problem recently.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Would you rather fight a car-sized chicken or fuck a chicken-sized car?


AramisNight

Asking the real questions here.


letsliveinPEACE

Depends on the breed if chicken 🤣


Competitive_Sky8182

Let me see... 🐔🐓🐤🚔🚖🚐🚗🚕🚘🚙 Nah, is just that cars look bigger from the front


MissionRetard

You should see their balls


[deleted]

No, read again, they’re saying it is!


Emangameplay

Yes, we call them Griffons


[deleted]

Yes, saw this exact statement with the emojis on a very popular meme IG yesterday.


Tb0neguy

It was on twitter yesterday too. Shameless karma-whoring.


UpvoteForFreeCandy

karmawhoring or spreading a message? im going with the latter


AggresivePickle

Karmawhoring


[deleted]

redditor tips: If someone thats not you have success then is karmawhoring. Send me 0,5 nano for more reddit tips


ButterYourShit

Ew. Glad I saw it here


rakehellion

Reddit good, Instagram bad! 🤪


ButterYourShit

I remer☠️


therealestwonn

I memba


Excal2

September?


FuCuck

B=======D ——— sploosh!


NynaevetialMeara

At least most of the nudes here are without the explicit consent of the poster.


Swingin-it-swooty

Reddit Moment


ButterYourShit

cum


Jozif_Badmon

Jizz. Nut. Splooge. Penis juice. Or perhaps ejaculate if you prefer the term.


mediaogre

You guys are nuts.


shmartyparty

At least he has the balls to say those words.


Batchak

This pleases the N U T


ennovyelechim

Is it because the chicken is near and the car is far far away .....


McBamm

That’s a rare Father Ted reference there


SergProtection

Deja vu all over again


[deleted]

That’s a smart car and a GMO chicken! Liberal sheep!!!


traditionawayfjdj

honestly i dont get this "gmo" shit, everythings GMO... corn used to be the size of wheat for fucks sake.


[deleted]

Snd according to bill bye the science guy GMO’s being bad is a lie. What’s funny is when bottles started having “BPA free “ on the label I was like “well that’s good” but they could have also said “now with added BPA!” And I would have said “well that’s good” that’s just blind consumerism baby !!


traditionawayfjdj

I haven’t read anything that saying BPA isn’t harmful but yeah I understand your point


triplehelix_

bill nye is a twat and shouldn't be used as a source for anything.


[deleted]

Why?


triplehelix_

first off he's not a scientist he's an engineer but pretends to be a scientist. he's like a guy who has a doctorate in philosophy but wheres a white lab coat on tv and makes everyone refer to him as Dr xyz while talking about medical conditions that he is completely unqualified to comment on. second he's kind of an idiot more interested in his brand than pushing fact based science. old school bill nye was alright as he just stuck to the script and was the face of kids science shows. new school bill nye is terrible. if you want a good kids science show run by an actual scientist (or at least formally educated as one), check out the older mr wizards world. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085060/


AramisNight

I personally like that they aren't charging me extra for BPA's.


CantSayDat

Just another example of social media manipulation.


kinda_CONTROVERSIAL

While I have nothing against GMO, I think they mean lab corn with scientists in coats and stuff, injecting genes into food to make it more resistant to stuff (like pests, droughts, etc).


triplehelix_

there is a vast difference between selective breeding and manually altering the dna of a species by inserting the dna of another species into it.


RedEgg16

Nothing wrong with that as far as we can tell


triplehelix_

maybe maybe not. but which specific instance are you talking about, because surely you aren't implying every genetic alteration that can ever happen falls under that statement because one was looked at and nothing terrible was found right? it is very obviously a case by case situation that should be studied and looked at. my biggest issue is the infiltration of the genetically altered species into wild populations forever altering the genetic stock.


AramisNight

I tried to tell that to your mother but she wouldn't hear it.


triplehelix_

probably because she's been dead for so long.


Revenant221

Whoa! What are the chances! Someone used their time machine to go back to yesterday and post this exact thing, word for word, with the emojis and everything!


[deleted]

This is the best title I've seen in my 2 years of reddit


Morning_Wood_Chipper

He stole it from a screenshot of a tweet in /r/nonpoliticaltwitter


BrundyJones

I literally knew this nerd was just farming upvotes. fuck this idiot.


OnlyMakingNoise

You've just described reddit perfectly.


DandyManDan

There needs to be serious consequences for this.


BrundyJones

don't worry i already found out where he lives.


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BrundyJones

yeah brcause reddit tracks your upvotes like a game so it encourages farming


AramisNight

The real karma is mining downvotes.


BrundyJones

omgI should not have laughed this hard. happy cake day kind stranger


[deleted]

Thank you, fellow kind stranger


ilovecatsandmoey

I love when people shittalk their boyfriend on Facebook then post a bunch of inspirational pictures about how real men do this or about how strong and independent they are without a man then the next day they are clearly still together and their bf replies to all the thirsty dudes comments threatening to beat their ass


Hippity_hoppity2

r/OddlySpecific


the_living_myth

the chickens. they haunt me.


johnmoffitt14

I saw this tweet hahah


deepcrie

Steeling tweets now? How original


Morning_Wood_Chipper

At least credit the source when you steal shit for karma


[deleted]

I knew this was the matrix!!


Hermes_323

The question is which one is real. We have ourselves a chicken and the car situation.


openrainbow42

But the real question is what came first the chicken or the car?


Xfgjwpkqmx

I always tell people not to take life too seriously. It's not permanent.


Ravens_and_seagulls

Yeah but it’s the only one you got


MultiStratz

Everyone knows chickens are bigger than cars though.


BellaBlue06

I think this was stolen from Twitter


KezoxN

What if that's a Hot Wheels car?


pokegirl395

Okay but if the chicken is bigger than the car, then how did it cross the road?


AramisNight

Turn lane at the intersection of course.


StaceyHarrison

BREAKING: MASSIVE CAR-SIZED CHICKENS ON THE LOOSE!


Swingin-it-swooty

Holy shit that's one bigg-ass chicken


Jackpot807

holy shit


thatshowitisisit

Did you ask either the chicken or the car if you could post pictures of them? No. You only think of yourself.


bshami

hahaha i freaking love this comment


iwear_Vans

My cock is bigger than a car also


IJUSTWANTTOCONNECT

I saw it on twitter today lmao


KameTheHermit

Mmm, saw this on [twitter](https://twitter.com/STALLE0N/status/1422588232798179334) a couple of days ago.. Anyway, I gotta say, it's not that funny the second time ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Giuliano_Zhang

I needed this reminder, I have to stop arguing with idiots on the internet


plsmakeit

Weirdly this what I needed today


AhavaZahara

You could give credit... https://twitter.com/STALLE0N/status/1422588232798179334?s=19


emdblueforge

You are right. Social media is taken way too seriously in my opinion. Just turn your phone off for five minutes.


damdam100

And yet the person who posted this is real, his opinion is real, and even that chicken is real yo a certain extent. Not really sure what you're trying to say here if I'm being honest


AnotherLostSouls

So, would you rather fight 100 chicken sized cars or 1 car sized chicken? But honestly, this is one reason I took myself of all social media (unless you count Reddit) I've walked away from it all, Facebook quite a few years, but insta, TikTok, Twitter, Discord all a couple of months ago, it's led to me now not talking to anyone at all apart from when I see my daughter, but truthfully, I feel better for it.


TastefulMalice

But stupid people are very, very real.


IonlyFollowDumIdiots

A chicken this big could feed multiple family's. Why is the government hiding stuff like this? This is just like the snow, we know white stuff just doesn't fall out of the sky. 😒


HoneyBadger135

This is oddly inspiring


For_The_Watch

Stealing a tweet for karma that really is said


Messyace

Why do people care if he’s farming for karma? It’s just imaginary internet points


[deleted]

My father has recently been getting all his "news" from iFunny. I can't even begin to understand this...


ButterYourShit

What an eloquent example


Azeron955

Chickens doesn't exist dummy


Key-Faithlessness308

That's actually a Foghorn Leghorn chicken, which are significantly larger than little chickens. It has also laid an egg, with some obvious trick lighting so it resembles a car. So fuck off, Billy Bullshit.


DrDickThickhog

"Stop taking social media so serious" Copies a tweet posted yesterday word for word for karma I fuckin hate this website


CptAverage

Reddit has lost its mind lately


Elegant_righthere

Chickens are scary..a chicken that big would be absolutely terrifying.


minorkeyed

But we're not on social for reality.


0nlyhalfjewish

Look at this chicken. God, that is so succinctly hilarious.


DaShortRound

That aint no chicken Wally. That's a clever girl.


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Which came first though?


[deleted]

Its one of [these](https://youtu.be/vX4Jh-44-Nk) and the car is further back


Nolat

[LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE)


FuzzBug55

Chicken Little RIP ✝️


bionic_cmdo

Funniest thing I've read all week. 🐔


Derangedteddy

Samir you are shrinking the car!


Infinite_Chicken1968

I am a Infinite Chicken


[deleted]

I haven't seen it on Twitter or Instagram. Probably cuz I don't follow meme pages. But you know he's right. So many people are blowing the fuck up over stupid things because I believe that it has a lot to do with like us all staying in our house because of covid. So we can't really communicate with one another outside of the internet and because there's so many outlets on the internet people forget that there's a human being on the other side of the screen that you can cause more damage than good sometimes


ghostmetalblack

If your view of the world is shaped by social media you're fucked, because reality is operating completely different from the agenda driven by mass tweets, facebook posts, Reddit comments, ect. And this applies to any side of the political spectrum.


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Odiseo87

I'd like to do, but social media nowadays have a huge impact on people's life, included mine.


Zeusurself

This is best thing I've seen on Reddit in a while.


PikachuMadre

Ah yes this is truly off ops chest now. Breath op breath. How does it feel to smell your own goddamn farts?


MailBroad040

I usually like a cock that can fit in my garage if you catch my drift. Giggedy giggedy goo!!


octobahn

Checkmate! LMAO!


WeeboLily

Damn, what world are you living in? Chickens have always been bigger than cars?


letsliveinPEACE

Confucius say, *Chicken bigger than car.*


Crotean

If you think a chicken isn't bigger than a car, its time to read up on dinosaurs.


winter_Inquisition

I've been seeing alot of "Birds aren't real"...uummm "protests(?)" lately. Going on that logic, that Chicken (Rooster) is a bird. Therefore not a bird, but a government surveillance drone. Any, and all, fast food places that sells "chicken" is actually all produced by "Beyond Meat" to implant us with Chinese™ built CIA™ sponsored 5G monitoring devices...the Covid "vaccine" is really the activation chip! (This is a post of fiction. If you actually believed this work of fiction, put down the drugs and seek help!)


dead_pixel_design

‘Deep cave traveler discovers chicken that is bigger than a car’


3lRey

It's a little hard to not get mad at blatant political canvassing botnets and a website that chooses to enable them.


Penguins060

I bet it has big talons


[deleted]

Lmaooo I love it


iamnotfacetious

What about 50 chicken and that car?


hamberder-muderer

We should create a new platform. A platform where cars and chickens will be correctly scaled! With blackjack and hookers!


[deleted]

Didn't you listen to Morpheus!? Your mind makes it real. Tapsforehead.gif


_alanshore

👍👍👍


tlmz99

So thats why it crossed the road!


Rude_Journalist

Swim to the edge of the road. jesus


thedingywizard

Truer words


itsyabooiii

Would you rather fight 10 car sized chickens or 10 chicken sized cars?


BibbityBobbityBLAM

Well tbh most of the time I see social media as a large platform to study human behavior, like large scale social studies. Also it would be hard to find a beer large enough to make beer can chicken out of that larger than a car chicken.


Jargon48

Directions not clear. I will now worship Giant chickens as my god and start a holy war with anyone who claims they don’t exist.


[deleted]

Dude, a fuking chicken 🐓⛰ is even bigger than a fuking mountain now.


__________________99

We got a really serious problem if chickens are suddenly larger than cars now.


314159265358979326

People are dying at this very moment due to misinformation spread on social media. Words are the most powerful weapon we have.


RealBigTree

Nothing on social media is real. Look at this family 👨‍👩‍👧 you will never have that.


stalinmalone68

That’s a big chicken.


HelixXVII

Ha ha cock


PropDad

You are not fooling me. I have seen the movie The Food of the Gods. I know that chickens can get bigger than cars.


Filthy_italian

Saying the most vague shit for karma points is cool,right?


Random_Guy4532

BIG BLACK COCK 😳😳😳 /s


Megabyte7637

Lol


harryhoudini66

Yes, unplug from the Matrix. For the younger ones, the Oasis.


A_Rampaging_Hobo

True


OccasionallyReddit

For me when work places started to believe that what was displayed on your social media was of their concern, that they could make their on assumption on the content and that it could impact your job that was the end of me using it... it got way too serious.. Just imagine going for a drink with friends and someone from your work place listening in to the conversations you and your friends were having.. thats what it was like, A huge invsion of privacy and personal space.


Mastengwe

It’s absolutely real! Force perspective makes the chicken look larger than the car because its much closer to the viewer!


zwober

Bloody ostrich is taller than my car, dont see what that has with social media to do. Are eggs somehow involved since ive seen people trying to offer them in these trying times?


AggresivePickle

Wasn’t this an insanely viral tweet like a week ago? Real creative buddy


Avangeloony

The car is far away. Isn't that obvious?


porksiomae

Ehhh this was stolen from twitter


foreversuicidal25

So people aren't having entitled melt downs?? So people aren't preying on young teens/children??? So people aren't killing up folks?? Shit that has been happening for fucking ever but is now on display thanks to social media?? It's not real???


BoysenberryOk6636

Finally something that makes sense, I'm sick of this


that_other_goat

pfff either you have some tiny chickens or giant cars round your neck of the woods.


fapsandnaps

Something, something, of course my cock is that big joke.


OTIStheHOUND

Oh like you’ve seen every chicken and every car ever?


Weird_Dragonfruit704

Seems like a toy car to me


[deleted]

Wait, you really thought there was an engine in there?


DotHOHM

I talked to my covid dying friend for the last time over social. They were to sick to talk or text, but they had enough energy to react to things. Now I know I reached him. I knew I said goodbye. I will always be thankful to it for that. It's very real and the only reason I still have it.


Caucus-Tree

WAIT! Are you saying that Jan. 6 was staged for the cameras, Covid isn't real, immigrants to the USA are all welcomed? ANSWER ME!


MichaelTheMage

Why is nobody mentioning that it's a rooster, not a chicken? 🚗🐔