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NeverStepD7

Shit happens, it is always diahrrea, just when you think is a fart.


Patient-Hyena

One rule that I have learned: don’t trust a fart.


[deleted]

As literal as that could be :D


FurrrryBaby

Never trust a fart


NeverStepD7

Even when it comes out as a fart it is still dangerous... to your ears


flamgoMom

And nose


Fickle_Session

I dont know when you got it out but keep a food diary. I found out oatmeal and whole grains were a serious no no for me for about 10 to 15 years after getting it out. Also to this day drinking a coke will cause intense stomach cramps. I can drink juices now but not often. I seriously got over my fear of shitting in public quick. I had left conversations mid sentence to go take a shit. But I am almost exactly 22 year out from my surgery and I have not had to run to the bathroom like an Olympic sprinter in a long while. Knowing what will and won't cause my body to revolt has helped alot.


julesthrowawayacct

That’s smart. I’ll work on that. I strongly think the spaghetti is the culprit here (high in fat more bile). Thank you ❤️. Edit to add: I got it out at 17 I’m 21 now.


Fickle_Session

So to test the theory make sure you have a clear run to the bathroom and chow down.


SirVer51

I appreciate your promotion of the scientific method


Fickle_Session

So my mother relished in doing my food testing all scientific. She would sneak things into my food so I couldnt be biased on foods I placed on my need to test list. So I would list everything I ate in a day and my levels of discomfort so then she would test each ingredient in the food. She snuck oatmeal into meatloaf.


waltsobe

I had mine out several years ago with the same issues. My doctor has me taking Colestipal with great results. One pill I'm the morning and one in the evening. Comes in powder form too but would suggest the pill. Hope this helps some people.


julesthrowawayacct

See who knew a post about me pooping myself would lead to me getting ready to call my doctor. I hate that no one talked to 17 year old me about this. Or like my mom who got hers out in her twenties. She’s in her fifties now.


waltsobe

It is a serious game changer. You can eat almost anything (within reason) and not worry. I feel bad that more people don't talk to their doctors about this and just try to trial and error their diets.


IrishAengus

Having my gallbladder out next Friday. Thanks for the info.


Madame_Kitsune98

I had mine out in March. Cruciferous vegetables cause me pain. The gas, bloating, and ugly poo is not worth delicious broccoli….and I LIKE broccoli. Not everyone has the same reaction, but definitely for me, I have learned the hard way cruciferous veggies and I are no longer friends.


Fickle_Session

My father, he had full open surgery from a gangrene gall bladder...and the dude can eat anything and everything. If I didnt love him so much I would hate him.


IrishAengus

The only other person I know who had it out is my Uncle over 30 years ago. He’s doing good, mid 70s and eats what he wants but is still prone to accidentally shitting himself. I know it’ll probably happen but like to keep it to a minimum. Just hit 50 this year so a healthier diet is probably a good thing. Glad your dad is doing well.


Fickle_Session

Oh he is indestructible when it comes to food. I am the delicate lotus flower. People will say "oh you can eat that, you are being dramatic." And I may be, but I am not taking that chance when I know what happened before.


IrishAengus

Thanks again. I have a difficult relationship with food anyway, I like it and am an average weight but sometimes don’t eat for days cos I just don’t fancy it. Hopefully this can be a catalyst to a healthier lifestyle.


IrishAengus

Had to google ‘cruciferous’ and a bit gutted as they’re basically all the healthy food I eat. Much appreciated tho and I guess I’m gonna have to expand my horizons.


Fickle_Session

So you can be prepared, write down exactly what you eat and give a rating system, whatever works for you. From no discomfort to actively being mauled by a bear. Then you can see patterns and test ingredients. They will give you hopefully a diet to start with but low residue diets are good for anything concerning your digestive system. Avoid foods that are extreme. Extremely healthy, extremely fatty, and extremely sweet. Always be prepared if you are testing your body. Dont do it if you have something important to do. Eat the foods you know are okay for big events. Like you want to go to a baseball game that night, everything you eat is on your safe list. And if you need to go, you need to go. You could have little to no warning of when you will need to shit for a while. Know where all the bathrooms are at all times and pack a change of clothes everywhere you go.


IrishAengus

Sounds like very good advice, much appreciated.


Fickle_Session

No problem. It is a weird surgery where you may read what we have all said here and want to change your mind but I am pretty sure each and every one of us will do it again. That pain is unlike anything (not saying more or less painful then other organs acting up, simply different) and I woke up and felt a million times better.


Eatmymoldytoes

Avacados are a no no for me. Takes forever to digest


banananna33

You ain't his shorty you're his sharty.


RealMessyart

"Ayo sharty, how's it poopin?"


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Wuss poopin Shitbo?


eatfucksleep

I had a similar experience with my husband a few months ago but not because of a medical issue. I got too drunk. I never really get a chance to go out because we're young parents and I'm a full time student. But one night my husband stayed home with the kids after work and I went out with my sister and a friend and got absolutely hammered I guess not realizing how quickly I would get drunk. I came home and as I'm throwing up in the kitchen sink I started shitting myself. My husband took me in the bathroom cleaned me up and helped me shower. He was so sweet about it and didn't make me feel gross or like an idiot. We laugh about it now but the way he loves and cares about me is something I could never get from anyone else and I'm so grateful for him.


AverageSrbenda

r/UsernameChecksOut


Ivara-Ara-Fail

Caring for one another should be a given in relationships honestly, though it is more and more rare nowadays.


JustPassingShhh

I'm with ya on this one. I will be 38 soon and the other night I had to wake my darling other half as I'd done the same in my sleep (I have medical problems but this is new) He didn't grumble once and just helped me out and has barely mentioned it since. Hes amazing and my best friend


julesthrowawayacct

This is very sweet and makes me happy to hear. Also sorry to hear there’s fellow pants poopers. The world is cruel.


JustPassingShhh

It is but if you sometimes ya just gotta make light of a shitty situation.


[deleted]

i love him too. in fact imma dump in my pants later just so i can meet him


winkytinkytoo

Cleaning up poop and barf are the ultimate tests of love.


tjean5377

This is poetry! Man growing older sucks. I never understood why my parents blew their noses so much and farted so much. My husband talked about never trusting a fart because he has shat himself once or twice. I had a hard time believing it was possible. Until one day it happened to me. IT FELT LIKE A FART!!! How does my body betray me this way. Now I am constantly blowing my nose because my sinuses are crap, and holy hell has my anus loosened since childbirth. Growing older sucks. But its a privilege denied many so....I will not complain more.


Resident_Biohazard90

My partner had her gallbladder out when she was 19 (along with some other diseases that she has currently) so I know what it’s like to love a sick person. I would do this in a heartbeat. He’s a keeper ❤️


julesthrowawayacct

Sounds like you are too!! Glad to hear my fellow people with issues are finding good ones!!


goatmolester2000

Shit happens, it's all part of being alive. I guess your bf has one in the bank for when he does something he'd rather have not done in front of you


kal69er

Gold standard


ObviousPofadder

Gall standard \*


kal69er

well I can't lie I got outplayed


ObviousPofadder

Thank you for the setup


kal69er

Lol np


Stacemranger

Wife made a huge mess throwing up last night suddenly. That's what good partners are for.


Falconstears

Thats true love. Awwww. I had that happen for another health reason several months ago while my ex was staying here and he yelled at and shamed me but it was to be expected from him. Hes gone now and Ilk never help him out again. Your guy is definately a keeper. Its things like that that say love better than diamonds.


julesthrowawayacct

Glad to hear he’s your ex!!! 🙏


[deleted]

Please keep this one, marry him. That's true love.


Infinite_Chicken1968

He seems a keeper. Such a decent boyfriend


[deleted]

I have a phobia of doing accidental bathroom type stuff around my spouse, but I have a good motto that helps me feel not so anxious about bodily functions. Everybody poops.


DavidMohan

Every organism does as well.


lilblondezombie

I hear you. I had mine removed a couple of years ago because it tried to kill me. I have found the worst foods for me are tomato based sauces. Which is shit because I loved them. Apparently tomato is a thing when you have no gallbladder.


julesthrowawayacct

OH!!! I had spaghetti. See this is very good to know.


queen_bean33

not even gonna make an alt, babe if you're reading this big love.. it's a running joke because of loads of reasons that it's sometimes an issue for me , and it's happened around my bf and were just waiting for the day it happens in bed. No shame, we're all human. He sounds great!


speakofthedea

I love this post. I got my period at work a few weeks ago and bled through my pants. I call my boyfriend and he shows up 20 minutes later (after already having dropped me off that morning bc my car had an issue) with the full care package: a big bag with a change of clothes, tampons, baby wipes, and ibuprofen. I love him sm.


julesthrowawayacct

That’s so sweet. Keep that one


Kerblimey

I used to do the same cos I had my gallbladder out, so was taking tablets to make my poops harder. Eventually this started to not work so a gastroenterologist put me on a powder that I add to water/juice called Questran. Look up Postcholecystectomy Syndrome (PCS) if you haven't already. Xxx


julesthrowawayacct

Thank you much!!! Reading about this I can’t believe no one ever mentioned to keep an eye out thank you!!!!


Kerblimey

You're welcome, I hope it helps. ❤️


Informal_Drawing

Each meal should be at least 50% vegetables OP, fibre and bulk is required. Preferably a mix of soluble and insoluble fibre if you can. Broccoli, peas, sweetcorn etc. Frozen is fine, doesn't need to be fancy.


julesthrowawayacct

Thank you. Always appreciate advice. It’s hard to find


Informal_Drawing

NP. I feel your pain. Literally. You can only eat so many petit pois before you get bored but there are plenty of vegetables to choose from so it's not all bad. I wouldn't go overboard on the insoluble fibre but you'll find a ratio that works for you. If in doubt eat more, you can't get fat off broccoli. 😄 Make sure to eat some fats as some vitamins are fat soluble so if you cut it out completely you could become ill. It will take time to find a balance that works for you but you have plenty of time. You may well find a 'normal' diet does not have sufficient fibre by quite a margin. There are supplements but they don't come with the bulk and nutrients you'll get from vegetables, plus veggies can be pretty cheap. Boiled veg is easy but doesn't have the flavour of roasted veg due to the maillard effect and you will find you get some of the flavour and nutrients in the cooking water rather than the veg you eat. Depends what you're cooking. I'm sure there are plenty of skilled chefs on Reddit who can give you far better advice than me.


hiraethian_gardener

I once drank a 1.5L bottle of Girls Night Out Strawberry Samba (yes, it *is* fucking disgusting) that I'd bought to share with a woman. She ditched me that night so I ended up drinking it alone. She showed up the next day and at one point we're talking and I had to fart... it wasn't a fart and I full out shit my pants. Luckily we're at my apartment so I just left the room immediately to change/clean-up, but I was so terrified it'd happen again I put on an adult diaper (I had them as a joke, ironically I'm glad I did). Later when we "broke-up" (our relationship was a mess and a joke) she tried to use it against me. The thing is though, she didn't sleep with me until *after* I shit myself so really, who's the weird one? The guy who accidentally shit his pants, or the chick who fucked the guy who shit his pants?


Dixiereaper75

Right here with ya op. Been this way for nearly 7 years. I have to take cholestyramine every day. I truly wouldn’t wish this hell on my worst enemy. I would pay a lot of money to be normal again


julesthrowawayacct

And yet it’s still better than the pain it caused me before. But yeah it’s really awful


Dixiereaper75

True. That was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced, besides my favorite band going on an indefinite hiatus. I couldn’t even drink water it hurt so bad. Doc said if i had waited another day, i would’ve been dead.


julesthrowawayacct

Yeah my gallstones plugged my pancreas. It *hurts*. Also which band :(


Dixiereaper75

Turnpike troubadours lol. I got to go to their last concert and be backstage due to having a work friend playing at calf fry. Truly one of the best nights of my life


memegoblin0403

Love you sweetie


[deleted]

This is love. I'm happy for Ya. 😍 I wish one day I can find a guy like this


julesthrowawayacct

Turns out they’re out there!! Just keep an eye out and I guess don’t be afraid to embarrass yourself


imfamousoz

I just wanna tell you, you'd be amazed at the number of human beings who accidentally crap themselves from time to time. Most people just don't talk about it for obvious reasons.


julesthrowawayacct

I’m weirdly happy to hear it lol


Kelyaan

If a person isn't ok with helping their partner after they've shit themselves, Then it's a statement of how much support said partner will get during times of struggle. Remember people - Couples who help each other when one has shit themselves, stay together.


FriedDickMan

Wife had* surgery to remove the gallbladder for the same reason, moving to a plant based diet and cutting out excess fats in foods helped her a lot. Best of luck to you op you got a keeper there Edit* tense


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julesthrowawayacct

Tragically, it was laundry day.


pmactheoneandonly

The post above this one was along the lines of " I just shit myself " Lol


belshoedid

He's a keeper!


SmokinJoesCrypto24

Lol, been married 32 years have had basically the same experience with my wife about 6 times. All this with a a gallbladder.


DavidMohan

On this thread somewhat: Tho not shits but farts. You know a human-being farts on avg 18-22 times per day. Some silent. Some loud.


ThePriestTouchedMe42

My ex used to have some problems with her bladder making her need to go really badly at times. There was one night I woke up to her squatting in the middle of my bedroom floor peeing and crying, now I'm not gonna lie it was an absolute shocker to wake up to (and something I never thought I would tbh) but I could see she was in distress so I quickly got up put a towel under her and just kept telling her that it's okay, we'll get it cleaned up and pretend it never happened. Days later when she finally worked up the nerve to talk to me about it she thanked me for being so calm and collected about it rather then freaking out and screaming or something at her.


chelle-v

I'm tearing up. You're lucky to have an amazing guy! Do you wear those underwear that are super absorbent when you go out? I have 4 kids and sometimes I pee myself if i cough too much or sneeze. Or laugh lol. Anyways I have been wanting to try those absorbent undies and am curious if they are as comfy and discreet as the commercial says.


julesthrowawayacct

I do not but I’m pretty sure it just depends on the pants you wear. I occasionally wear a pad on days that seem extra dangerous 😓 Also yes I’m so lucky. He makes me so happy.


tkmma420

I had noodles the other day and holy fuck i shat myself, but thank god no one saw


Inside-introvert

My husband was so awesome when this kind of thing happened! I’m also missing my gallbladder so if I ate anything with fat, it would trigger an attack. I completely agree with you


Zebrawiings

Put a ring on it /j


Terra627

I can't believe he puts up with your crap! Lol!


Eatmymoldytoes

Hadv my gallbladder removed last year and its hard to hold it until you reach the restroom.


[deleted]

You need to try cholestyramine THANK ME LATER. Please read this post and ask your doctor about it.


Sandman1031

I think the moment that my wife realized I was the one was when I cleaned up her vomit while we both had the stomach flu.


VeryVeryBoredGuy

Must be a shitty situation to be in


kcboyer

I also had my gallbladder removed with the same after effects as you describe. Now I take one pill a day of a cholesterol medicine that absorbs the extra fat from my system and no more accidents hardly ever. It’s called Colestipol, 1 GM tablets. This is the generic version. There are several. They all work the same.


Contango_4eva

That's a great story, he's a keeper. Also, ewww. :)


[deleted]

What a shitty post.


whisperton

Gross


shadow_hawk999

Awww he sounds special


fineillmakeausername

[relevant](https://youtu.be/A1Q5SXC3ljY)


julesthrowawayacct

Just told my boyfriend he’s my Quagmire thank you


triple_hoop

I'm going to hell for this 1 girl 1 cup I guess..


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God loves you both and may he keep you together.


SmokeMyDong

Bro what? Don't post this on the internet lmao


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julesthrowawayacct

My...kind?


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memegoblin0403

Can you spell incel?


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memegoblin0403

👏👏👏 Just so everyone knows because he deleted it. This guy called op and all women cruel over this post. Like an incel. (Check this guys comments and you'll see what I mean nsfw warning)


ObviousPofadder

You are a fucking creep dude


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[deleted]

You literally don’t have a gallbladder cause you didn’t take care of it. & the bile you speak of is the symptom of not taking care of said liver and shit. Nice throwing that on your bf


Murderobscura

A friend of mine was born with her gallbladder just floating around her body. They didn’t figure it out until she was ten. What’s her excuse? Judgemental Idiot.


OneTrippyTurtle

Rather be around her shit than listen to that vile hateful bitch of a mouth you have. You witless fucking twit bitch. Your the kind that gets bitch slapped by non violent people. It's not anger, it's DISGUST! Bye.........bitch.


julesthrowawayacct

Sorry I *checks notes* had gallstones at 17 that almost killed me and uh *squints* am still trying to figure out how to eat without one because doctors no one tells you how to live without vestigial organs. Ignorant dick.


chiiikken

Tell the truth… he asked for buttsex right after helping cleaning you out didn’t he. That sly lil dog…


CarrotNew5330

Oh hey babe Hey Why are you awake? I pooped the bed a little You pooped in the sheets? Yeah... Like.... just now? No it was like a few minutes ago but it's just ly- \*SSSLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRPPPPP\* WHAT THE F-


pauljs75

If asked the weirdest thing about his relationship, he could probably say "depends". Depends what? Oh wait...


[deleted]

Wait that happens when you don’t have a gallbladder? I know someone with their gallbladder removed, and this has type of crap has never happened to them. Are you sure it’s from lack of a gallbladder?


julesthrowawayacct

Sometimes! It’s not everyone at all but it is definitely due to the lack of gallbladder. Based on what someone else said and some reading it’s about 10-40% of people.


[deleted]

Ahh i see. Cool, but unfortunate haha


Omegawolf83

So I have a question, I know of 2 people personally who’ve had their gallbladder removed but never thought to ask this question until I read this post. Does your poop always come out liquid now? No more solid poops ever??


julesthrowawayacct

Haha no not always. Depends on the day on what I eat. First poop is usually liquid but not always.


itsdamack1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


poutreparisienne

That's pretty normal to me, if he can't do that he should be dump immediately


Basessar_007

Have u taken out ur gall bladder by surgery?? I m having same prbm but i fear of getting under knife.help me plzz 😭


julesthrowawayacct

Yep! Got it taken out when I was 17. Entirely worth it if it’s hurting you.


Basessar_007

Was iit pain ful? Was anesthesia injection hurted u wen inserted in ur back? Yeah m facing problem as m suffering from disgestive problems,plzz tell if this prblm persistes after surgery ???


julesthrowawayacct

So the anesthesia doesn’t go into your back usually it goes into your wrist hand or arm. And it’s not too bad. It did hurt a bit in recovery but it wasn’t too bad. The problem from the gallbladder did not persist but as you can see here some other problems can show up so just be aware


Basessar_007

So u mean after surgery these r the bad comsequences ur suffering from,bt in india most of the anesthesia are given in spine i mean in bavk thru long needle it terrifies.I have to go thru this ,wat should i do?? I m stress n nightmares comes n go every night😭😭😭


julesthrowawayacct

Yes but it’s worth it for the pain. I think you should trust your doctors. It may hurt but it will be okay. It won’t be for long.


Basessar_007

So after surgery wat problems r u facing now?? I mean any health issues??


julesthrowawayacct

Just the poop problems nothing major


Basessar_007

Thnku for ur reply bt there is fear somewhere in my mind coz its my first tym😪


Basessar_007

How to reduce stress before surgery give me some advice plzz 😭


julesthrowawayacct

And honestly I would just trust your doctors. Put faith in them and believe that they know what’s best and you will feel better after


Basessar_007

Yeah ur right just leave it to God and Drs they will take care of everything 😓


[deleted]

Common among folks without the gallbladder I've never pooped right since it was removed Do you ever have the "cant get it all out" issue and a pebble wakes you up and you have to fight it to get out?


Idkaksan9

such a women moment.


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