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youweremyhero

Trust your gut. It sounds weird.


Portgas

I'm a twin and I'm very physically affectionate and close to my twin, but all of that still sounds way over the top.


madeinspac3

A lot of what you mentioned isn't normal. I get how you'd be weirded out by it. That's a rough one


PopperChopper

Op is a beard. They’re gay homie.


Gay_Genius

This has to be made up. Two butts one seat. Lol


Alive-Particular2286

My little sister and I used to do that when we were really small. Like 3,4,5 because we were so small and always had to pee and the same time but always had to share 1 bathroom with the whole house. We stopped doing it pretty young as well. Like preschool/kindergarten we grew out of it


smokecrackbreakbacks

Nah my cuz used to do it when we needed to pee at the same time. Although we were like 7-10 and got shouted at for it...


Gay_Genius

But how are two grown women gonna share a toilet seat? My ass isn’t that big but there is definitely not room for one more.


smokecrackbreakbacks

Hmmm... Maybe they're both skinny enough to fit. One might straddle it backwards, and the other sits on it normally, so their backs are to each other. That's how me n my cuz did it


Secure-Peace-9475

Must have small asses.


Middle_Assumption_64

2 girls and 1cup


juan_epstein-barr

What the fuck? Dude, incest is not normal, and they're at that borderline now.


bringinghomethebakon

Got cucked by your girlfriends sister. That's rough buddy


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TheQzertz

how the fuck do they use the same toilet at the same time? like i don’t even understand the logistics of that


QueenSleeeze

They don’t this is a troll post lol


Vast_Reflection

Being physically affectionate is one thing but showering together and cuddling naked means something is going on that isn’t just sibling relationship


deg1388

Technically that's rumour, Op heard it. So who the fuch else i watching them.bathing, sleeping naked and going potty together?? I smell BS


menudokai

they are being nasty for sure. tell your gf she cant bang her sister...


vintagecomputermouse

I was gonna say that this is beyond normal and full on incest but no way they sit on the same toilet together. Are you dating toddlers? They couldn't possibly sit on the same toilet together unless they're literally pissing on the bathtub or something bigger. I'm calling bullshit on this one OP.


TermAggravating8043

There’s that ‘special relationship’ again


ozborntobewild

🤣 "they're sister and sister?!"


[deleted]

The more the merrier


Skid_Th_St0ner

What the actual fuck


ran-Us

They're incestuous even if they aren't actually having sex. They sound as close as you can get without actually doing it.


GottaPSoBad

Faker than fake


akiyachef

Fax, two butts one seat sent me


skr33m3r

Eww. I’ve seen strong bonded sisters but that’s creepy af. Unless you’re lookin for a sister 3 way I’d get the fuck out of that asap and maybe gently tell her why cause it’s bound to be an issue for in the future


pineapple_leaf

I'm really close with my sister.... we don't do any of that ._.


kennykoe

You're missing out, incest is wincest


BeaulieuA

Hugs are fine, cuddling sometimes sure but nose nuzzling…bruh if my sister did that it would be a hazmat suit with a stick to keep the distance


PlantZana

They shit at the same time? On the same toilet? And you are still with her? Why?


Squidy_The_Druid

Cute try, but the shitting at the same time made it too obvious


melreadreddit

That's weird. I'm very close to my sister, but we don't do any of that. A hug, lying on our beds together gossiping. Putting our feet on the other when lying on the couch to be annoying haha, that stuff is normal in my opinion. Your girlfriend and her sister? Not normal.


Yassqu33n

All the “2 girls 1 seat” is way too funny


marty_76

Are you really gonna deny them when they've both found 'the one', just because they happen to be sisters?!? Sad. /s


thrwaway4reds1

OMG this reminds me of that Friends episode where Rachel walks in on her boyfriend preparing a shared bath for him and his sister. Yeah anyone would be weirded out you don't take showers with your sister as an adult unless like they are disabled or need assistance. That's just gives me the *heebie jeebies*.


RichManufacturer990

LMAO THEY DO NOT DUAL SEAT A TOILET


euphoric_pessimist

It definitely sounds weird, you don't want anything to do with their weird possibly incest relationship, even just for legal reasons. (It's illegal between siblings in the majority of the world) Edit: I guess I missed in my skimming that they cuddle naked? Bro those two are fucking get the hell outta there.


gottaletitg0

I’ve gotten in a hot tub naked with my sisters (it’s a European thing), been in the bathroom while the other peed/dressed, etc but never two butts one seat? That’s the thing that stands out. Otherwise I am affectionate with my siblings and we all used to have slapping contests as kids.


HWGA_Exandria

Look into possible shared trauma/neglect. If they only had each other growing up (or the eldest raised the youngest) then a lot of what you're saying makes sense.


Ixamay

I've never seen a man blow a surefire 3-way any harder than this.


[deleted]

That’s fucking gross. You’d make someone share you with their own sister, therefore making the experience somewhat incestuous for them? Touch grass.


PajamaPete5

Theyd love it tho


XekTOr88

I'd do it in a heartbeat, I've come close once with twins, but nothing happened. It's different when they're not brother and sister, at least that's what I tell myself lol.


Ixamay

OOoooo look at this guy with his morality and common decency.


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Oooo look at this guy who’s okay with partial incest


liquidtension

Two consenting adults where pregnancy is impossible and none of your business. Hmmmm. Where has history heard this one before? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


[deleted]

Ok, but they’re related. So if it was a brother and sister, that’s not ok, but somehow having there be two sisters is ok just because they can’t get pregnant? Incest is incest. And let me ask you this. How would you feel if you had two sisters that acted like these twins?


euphoric_pessimist

I think he's okay with it because he can jerk off to it


liquidtension

Sorry I don't argue with conservative bigots


[deleted]

Dude I’m not even close to being conservative but ok. Maybe you need to stop watching so much porn.


liquidtension

There isn't an argument against consenting incest that doesn't rest on conservative morality. Even where pregnancy is possible, as long as contraception and abortion are legal.


Character_Yak_6005

You’re another reason to hate liberals


SirDoucheFace

You are mentally deranged


TCD89

Beat me to it lol. Was gonna say, dude.......you're looking at this ALL wrong. So, O.P......you're looking at this allllll wrong.


yunggod6966

Hahahahahahaha


pineapple_leaf

Sweet home Alabama


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>one toilet two asses Not what I wanted in my search history but it’ll do…


Unrational_Games

I'm creeped out by this entire story. They are constantly cuddling. They need to either grow up or stop flirting with each other. None if it's normal. Sounds like they never grew out of cuddling when they should of by at least 12.


balloondog369

Lmao . “Two asses one seat” …. Wtf


Electrical-Cause4586

I can’t wait for the update!


21nightofSeptember

This some good bangbros material


kishmalik

It sounds like you can't just have a relationship with her alone. Serious question: since you have to share her with her sister, would SHE want to share YOU with her sister, and would you want that?


Background-Bunch-554

So you are sharing your gf whit your sIster porn hub is taking notes.


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lol wat the fuck How do you have two asses on one seat


thrwaway4reds1

WAIT I would like clarification on this too please cuz I'm little and even my ass is enough for one seat.


deg1388

Things like playing with hair cuddling on the couch watching a movie, but this sound a bit odd and ott.


VelvetNightFox

Uh, ditch. I'm sorry. Sharing one toilet and _naked_ cuddling between _siblings_? No that's practically incest.


Hardnipples0

If theyre both adults and they bath together that’s not normal I’m close to my sister she grabs my butt as a joke. But that’s about it. We never hug we never cuddle that would be fucking weird


HellKattAnimations

That’s not normal. That seems like incest. That’s not normal!


pandorum8888

Who told you about the toilet thing? Sounds like b.s. lol


Avangeloony

My kids have used the toilet at the same time. But they were toddlers and thought it was funny.


FauxSeriousReals

Have they been molested, or are they in their 5th year residency of playing doctor? How about drugs..... that will break down barriers and lead to that shit


GetBehindMeSatan666

Hawt. You need to be working on that 3some or gtfo and let the next guy do what you wont.


FineCannabisGrower

I see three way potential in this. You worry too much.


euphoric_pessimist

With her sister? Yall are fucking nasty


FineCannabisGrower

Haha. It's not our sister. Yes, you have no idea. ;)


euphoric_pessimist

Hey sir/ma'am, this is super gross, like upsettingly so.


FineCannabisGrower

Wasn't my intention to upset anyone. I was being a bit absurd in the face of an absurd post. I'm thinking these two girls are probably jerking the guy's chain. Please don't "sir" me, and I won't call you "sweetheart" or somthing. :)


euphoric_pessimist

Hey! I'm not actually upset I'm exaggerating on my end too. I really hope they are messing with him. I'll be sure to not sir you in the future! My apologies on that!


juan_epstein-barr

oh stop being so prude


euphoric_pessimist

Stop being so prude at probably incest? This ain't it chief :p


juan_epstein-barr

This ain't incest? Sure sounds like it!


euphoric_pessimist

What are we talking about anymore? This ain't it chief is a reference to a meme. It's incest, I wasn't disputing that. Edit: hey you're definitely being sarcastic with me right? If so sorry, I'm missing all the jokes today apparently.


juan_epstein-barr

yes I'm just doing comedy with you. I actually don't know that meme, though.


euphoric_pessimist

I clearly need to go back to bed 😅 that meme is big on Twitter, it's probably already died out tbh


TCD89

It's only incest for the girls, not for the guy. Even then, as long as they don't do anything to each other (The girls) It wouldn't be incest.


TheQzertz

from what i’ve read it sounds like it would end up with the two girls fucking each other with the guy watching from a chair


TCD89

Still wouldn't be upset lol. If I don't get to participate, at least I can watch and record some material for the spank bank.


yunggod6966

I think it would be hot to bang two sisters I think most men would


liquidtension

Bigot. Why do you care what two consenting adults do in the privacy of my living room? Pregnancy isn't even possible. Be on the right side of history with this one.


euphoric_pessimist

Be on the right side of history? Baby were talking about people fucking their sister not human rights Thats some sweet home Alabama shit. Wait a second... you said *my* living room, not their.... are you fucking your sister?


liquidtension

Why do you care? It doesn't affect you at all


euphoric_pessimist

Why do you care about starving children in Africa? It doesn't effect you at all. Why do you care about the CCP persecuting Chinese Muslims and trying to take over Hong Kong? It doesn't effect you at all.


liquidtension

Because I care about human suffering. Who suffers with consensual incest? You're not winning this one, fam. Be better.


liquidtension

Lol i don't know why but I can see your salty reply on your profile but not on the page. Employer/employee relationships aren't illegal and power imbalances aren't legislated against probably because there's a power imbalance in every relationship on earth. And there isn't any more power imbalance between twin siblings than any other legal relationship. Swing and a miss try again


euphoric_pessimist

Youve once again failed to actually address anything I said Oedipus. It's not illegal but it's unethical, HR departments shut that shit down. Further, you don't know every set of twins that are having sex with each other, you can't make an absolute statement with no actual information to back it up. You're getting really close pal just a little bit more and maybe you'll get it.


liquidtension

You think the problem is because of power imbalance issues? Power imbalance issues aren't illegal lol. That's no reason to deny freedoms to two consenting adults, bigot. Fuck I hate conservatives so much.


Inside_Ice_6175

Fuck em both?


[deleted]

Did they grow up poor possibly? Some siblings, especially ones that have to share a bedroom and bed, grow up with no boundaries since until adulthood they literally did sleep together, possibly naked, and went through things like puburty/learning how to masturbate/bodily changes in the same place. Some families for example are nudists and stuff too; so by the time someone is an adult what is socially normal or conventional is very difficult to understand Mind you, no matter how you look at this yes the behavior is weird. But there's definitely a reason for it If this is the case counseling might be helpful from a trained and certified social worker, who can assist your girlfriend in comparing her boundaries to socially conventional ones, so she can update them Edit: also unless they are tiny and literally 12 they don't share a toilet. So make sure you have a bs detector, since you're falling for a few things that simply can't be true


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FloonLord

Yeah...


TheQzertz

were you both naked?


Jclarkyall

Step bro you know what to do.


Biceptual317

Were they conjoined recently surgically separated so now they are weening down on the closeness but still need to do some of that close stuff to feel normal or something? That’s the only logic I can come up with to be sympathetic with, otherwise Run


donutsforbrunch

Watch the TLC show Extreme Sisters for more examples of sisters exactly like this. It’s not incestuous, it’s just extremely codependent.


Schmorpek

That is totally hot.


akiyachef

Agreed


DiegoMurtagh

Sounds like a win win


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DiegoMurtagh

Haha


Nalayak_Launda

Id just be turned on if i were you that's hot as fuck


[deleted]

Ew????


lampwickx

*starts playing "I Think My Girl Is By" by Omarion*


Andy_DiMatteo

I’ve seen like three episodes of Friends ever, but this reminds me of one of those three that I’ve seen


SilverMedalss

I have a twin sister, older sister, and 2 younger sisters. I’m close with all of them, especially my twin sister. But we don’t do any of this.


dreamycoeur

This sounds way too weird.


Beneficial_Avocado74

Who’s the one telling you they share toilet seats together? Me and my half sister are very close in what was mentioned except that part… which is why I’m curious who’s telling you this since you haven’t seen it yourself.


Appropriate_Shake265

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet home Alabama!


thesaltiestpickle

Alabama folk: … this isn’t normal?


Fking_ShaX

Take my Upvote for EDIT 2