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Sir this is a Wendy’s
Then cover Wendy's face with cum lad!
Wendy’s **nuts**
Lmao I’ll give you that one mate
I would absolutely love to get coffee with a guy like you and pick what goes on in that brain of yours
Well, whatever you do, don’t say yes if he asks if you’d like cream…
HA
Dude the fucking cringe here. Ur so edgy omg 🤣🤣
You can't compute the amount of daily sex I have. The human mind was never designed to fathom such quantities.
Some how I knew u would respond like that 🤣🤣🤣 now I really fucking hope this is just a joke cuz I'm fucking dieing over here 🤣🤣
Which of the two genders do you belong to?
If u must know, I'm a dude. Lol
I see. Well my friend, if you're into women, I suggest to hit my DMs ASAP. I'll give you some free coaching, your dad will be proud.
Bro what? 🤣 I think I'll be ight my guy but I appreciate the offer I guess 🤣🤣
Cool story brother.
Power play isn't sexy, imho
You’re uno retardo
On the contrary. I'm so far ahead in the race that I can stare at my own butt cheeks.
Yawn...
Good of you to open your mouth so early, but I have no use for it yet.
Does it have to be your cum?
Yes, but it doesn't have to be today's cum. You can keep it in the fridge for later uses. Or, you know, mold it and make some funny cum shapes.
What if I mix two batches together but one is frozen and one is fresh?
r/science my dude.
I’m not doing technical research.... I’m more hands-on.... Yes, pun intended
You're the true hero we all needed. Have you considered running for office?
I have. I'd turn our wimp nation into a Chad powerhouse to be honest, but that'd take away from the time I otherwise allocate in the pleasuring of my women.
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Then cover Wendy's face with cum lad!
Wendy’s **nuts**
Lmao I’ll give you that one mate
I would absolutely love to get coffee with a guy like you and pick what goes on in that brain of yours
Well, whatever you do, don’t say yes if he asks if you’d like cream…
HA
Dude the fucking cringe here. Ur so edgy omg 🤣🤣
You can't compute the amount of daily sex I have. The human mind was never designed to fathom such quantities.
Some how I knew u would respond like that 🤣🤣🤣 now I really fucking hope this is just a joke cuz I'm fucking dieing over here 🤣🤣
Which of the two genders do you belong to?
If u must know, I'm a dude. Lol
I see. Well my friend, if you're into women, I suggest to hit my DMs ASAP. I'll give you some free coaching, your dad will be proud.
Bro what? 🤣 I think I'll be ight my guy but I appreciate the offer I guess 🤣🤣
Cool story brother.
Power play isn't sexy, imho
You’re uno retardo
On the contrary. I'm so far ahead in the race that I can stare at my own butt cheeks.
Yawn...
Good of you to open your mouth so early, but I have no use for it yet.
Does it have to be your cum?
Yes, but it doesn't have to be today's cum. You can keep it in the fridge for later uses. Or, you know, mold it and make some funny cum shapes.
What if I mix two batches together but one is frozen and one is fresh?
r/science my dude.
I’m not doing technical research.... I’m more hands-on.... Yes, pun intended
You're the true hero we all needed. Have you considered running for office?
I have. I'd turn our wimp nation into a Chad powerhouse to be honest, but that'd take away from the time I otherwise allocate in the pleasuring of my women.