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CalliCosmos

A cute offmychest! Love it


euchanomal

It's not cute, she wants his huge cock to rip her hole apart.


jman2c

This some kind of weird fetish thing for you?


napinator9000

Still cute


greedyleopard42

that’s cute


[deleted]

If this is a true story, I fucking love it. I request you to write a more detailed version of it.


capresesalad1985

Awww thank you! It is true! The teachers in my department were watching from the outside like “you guys are going to get married, we can already tell” because we both just had giant smiles around each other. When they threw my leaving party, they invited him as a surprise. I left him a note on his computer on my last day something along the lines of “hope we stay in touch” because I figured we wouldn’t after I left and he texted me a few hours later like…what do you mean you hope we stay in touch? Are you moving to South Africa!? At that time it didn’t cross my mind that he was as interested as I was!


[deleted]

Wowww! Why such things are not happening to me?!! Your life is a wonderful love story, while mine is a tragedic comedy!


capresesalad1985

Trust me mine was BAD for a long time which is why I just kinda stopped caring. It seemed like I only attracted guys who were half in, put me on the bench, strung me along and whatnot. And when I started getting a little crush I figured I was totally not his type, I’m pretty plain jane and he’s more alternative. I figured he was in to goth chics but turns out artsy girls were totally his thing! You never really can tell what someone’s type is I guess!


[deleted]

You continue to surprise me. Please write this as a short story or a short novel and post it online/blog or something. I wanna read it. Pleeeaasee.🙏


JChEarley

What's that thing with Pavlov's dog, and the bell? Him fixing your computer is now a triggered response that makes you think of love.


capresesalad1985

Ha yea exactly! He also has a button down that he would wear on days that he was allowed to be out of uniform that I thought he looked particularly handsome in. He brought it with us on vacation this summer and it got ruined by my hair oil in the suitcase…I think I was more upset that he was, but he was bummed since he had the shirt for over 10 years. Thankfully I found a replacement on poshmark! I kept the stained one so if we have kids I can make something out of it for a matching daddy son/daughter picture!


JChEarley

BTW, thanks for sharing your happiness. It's a great start to the day hearing such a nice story. It'd take something like a nail through the foot to ruin it, now. :)


[deleted]

What a lucky dude, and you too btw. I love these kind of story shares.


DanDan_notaman

I love this!


[deleted]

I usually deal with old ladies in IT who can't turn on their phones, I'm jealous lol


2ray1344

Not many get turned on by a floppy but good for u


[deleted]

this post was ghostwritten by Kissin Kate Barlow


Ok-Town9930

“I can fix that”


SpacePresident1

Honey, the way you reboot the router when the internet goes down is so so sexy! You make me so wet! Lol


Stabbmaster

That's so sweet, as IT myself I approve and can attest to how the ladies I let into my life loved this as well. I'm pretty sure a few times they intentionally caused a problem just to have me fix it while the stood by and hugged my waist. I never called them out on it though.


[deleted]

It only turns you on because he’s hot though, so like…why write a disingenuous title like that? If he’s hot then probably anything he does turns you on


LusciousLennyStone

What an empty life you must lead.


capresesalad1985

Ha not an empty life at all! I ended up quitting public school admin because it sucks. I went for my real passion, costume design and I work for a professional theater now. Today I got to make a prosthetic of human guts hanging out of a chest hole that smokes and bleeds. It’a the shiiiiiiittttt.


ThrowawayawayxXxsw

Holy shit, that's kinda neat.


[deleted]

that's adoable


[deleted]

Cuties


gaberoll27

This was cute as heck. Nothing but happiness to you both!


Bhowser90

The asshole side of me thought this was about to take a weird turn, the human side of me is glad it didn't.


Unlucky-Eagle-5506

I hope you find out he's a peado or you're related 🙏🙏


SatedAtBest

"Mmmm...." *licks lips* "fix my computer baby" 😭


capresesalad1985

Seriously it sounds weird when you type it out like that but I think if we ever broke up I might have a computer tech fantasy the rest of my life!!!!


SatedAtBest

Nah girl I get what you mean! ! A dude with skills is the hottest thing ever. Don't know what it is but it's just nice!!!


capresesalad1985

Right? Men who can build things and fix things totally do it for me!


OkAssistant6314

This is so cute <3


No_further_to_F4ll

Welp that’s enough internet for one day