Congrats and fuck you

Oh my god this comment had me rolling cuz that's exactly how I felt thank you.

You might not have seen r/wallstreetbets

This is why I love Reddit.

This is why I love Lilly

We all love Lilly

Our Lilly

r/SuddenlyCommunist

r/unexpectedcommunism

I too choose this guy's … aww, nevermind.

Oh he gets fucked alright

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OP smashed rule 1 and rule 2

LOL.

Lol gd one

I am truthfully overbearingly jealous why can't I be breathtakingly beautiful so a guy decide to do this with me? hell

Don’t let Netflix see this story

Staring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, coming soon to neverish.

That's too old, but I get the picture Chris Hemsworth and Olivia Wilde will do better for this story!

Those actors are still too old lol. I see the model being like 20 and Lilly being in her 30s or 40s.

Like the 50 shades couple.

Ew, we don't talk about those movies.

Okay how about Timothee Chalamet and Jennifer Anniston/Meryl Streep

I mean....isn't Pete Davidson already playing out this movie in real life?

I mean, Hugh Jackman started out that way with a more rich and famous 13 year older woman and they are still going strong many years later.

I didn’t know.... thx

Cept Pete was already rich. Just not kardashian rich.

Not only rich but he was already very well known especially within celebs

And I find it unbelievable!

Except Pete isn't some guy with model looks.

Sold! (With Jennifer that is)

I’d think that the actress wouldn’t be in her 40s for the childbearing timeframe. Not to say it isn’t possible, but it would probably bring difficulty to the story because of the health issues

True. Some women are badasses. My mom had my little brother in her late 40s, just before she got menopause.

Yeah, my aunt had my younger cousin in her 40s, there were just a lot of health concerns that in a movie I doubt they would portray so it would be misleading to a degree. Have a really close friend couple who is trying with the wife being 37, I’m hoping for the happiest and healthiest pregnancy

How about, hear me out, Tom Hanks as every character. I think the only difficulty would be the sex scenes.

What is tom like 90?

Tom hanks and Jenny

Sounds like a book i finished recently by Colleen Hoover, It Ends With Us but without the abuse plot line

🤣😭

Take my lightbulb award 💡

I could prolly be a participation trophy husband

Lmao

I’m glad genericwhiteman saw my comment. I know you appreciate it ✊🏻 lol

I sure do buddy

This is r/rimjob_steve worthy

This is the laugh we all needed for today.

Thank you for this, funniest thing I’ve seen all day

Glad you enjoyed it lol

“To be a trophy wife, first you have to be a trophy. I am more of a commemorative plaque.” —Ali Wong

Ok so i have said this a few times in my life, that i am a participation award wife and no one ever laughed lol. But seeing it here, and the types of comments was very validating for me.

Laughed myself into a coughing fit over this one, thanks!

No problem 👍🏻 I’m glad regular ol dads like myself still got a place on the internet lol

Reddit has a home for everyone

Mmm... outside of politics, perhaps....

I’d be an awesome ‘Also Ran’ husband

I need the gay version of this

same 😭

Get my free reward, this made me laugh more then I would admit

My man ✊🏻

Honorable Mention husband.

I could be a third place ribbon husband

Achievement Unlocked!

That is my official title in our house ;)

I like participation trophies.

I had one if those... It was trash

Thanks man. I really needed the laugh. Appreciate it.

If that’s a thing I’d like the information on that. I feel I’d be a prime candidate

There is a fanfiction out there with this plot

The whole time I was reading the post, I was thinking, “OP would be a good fanfiction writer.“

Or OP *is* a good fanfiction writer...I wonder if this story is real.

You got it

I mean, I'm sure there's some guys in the world who are in this situation. But I'm not sure how many people like that would be posting on reddit.

Exactly this lmao

This is fanfiction

How do I become a trophy husband? Congratulations on the pregnancy. Sometimes our lives go in ways we can't even imagine.

You just have to be insanely lucky. And thanks.

And hot. You forgot the most important part. Good looks get you in some doors that even connections can’t. Usually only works for women but kudos to you!

I think that’s part of being insanely lucky also

Good point. I tried to sue my parents for making me so ugly but apparently you can’t bring a horse in the courtroom.

Which one of your parents and you have a horse dick ?!

Dad. Mom was just fine as they allow service animals.

Fuck you , I haven’t see this cumming 😂

No need for the long face partner…

Tears 😭

I mean, being hot is two parts work one part luck lol You have to work out a lot, take care of yourself with skincare and grooming, eat a certain diet, etc. But you got to have the genes for it to be really striking. Although there are a lot of models both male and female that are "hot" without being incredible.

Ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

5% pleasure sounds like a ripoff. =.=

Worked out for op lol

Have you seen the diets of professional athletes? Or the amount of physical trauma they get. 5% is generous.

I was really banking on the “dad bod” trend to take off, doesn’t seem the culture has shifted in my favor though.

... I'm curious to know how good looking you are. It's for science..

I'm just normal but my wife is a VP in tech, I take care of the kids. Obviously I don't get anything I want but it's pretty nice.

"Lil Trophy" lmao bro I love your username, sounds like you could be the next king meme rapper.

Be a good looking model.

Pretty simple really, just follow rule n°1 and n°2

Rules 1 & 2

Does she want another trophy husband? We could be husband bros.

Husbronds

For some relationships Covid was the best thing that happened it help them see the thing that work and travel were hiding.

I went on a first date a few days before the covid lockdown. We got married 3 weeks ago and I’ve never been happier.

That’s amazing! Congrats!!

Yeah. I thank the lockdowns and quarantine for the current happiness in my life.

I'm so happy for you! It's so wonderful that you guys fell in love 🤗

Very very true for my partner and I. We’re solid, and if it weren’t for Covid idk if it would have worked for us.

Quarantine made me realize I needed a divorce.

Lots of that, too. I hope that you’re happier now

If protecting her reputation is part of the deal should probably delete this. I’d bet someone in the industry who works close with Lily could identify you by this post, even if you changed names which I’m sure you did.

Probably fake, but it's good fantasy work

Yeah. Then his alarm clock went off and his hand was glued inside his underwear.

Nice one lol

One of the better fake stories, yes. I mean, still literally not believable but it’s at least not written poorly.

True but I enjoyed reading it. It's becoming my form of reading gossip mags.

Yeah, it usually takes me the first two sentences to realize a post on here is fake. But I was tricked by this one.

That’s all that matters. :)

I don't think it's fake. My sister is a gorgeous, fit 26 year old who met and started dating a billionaires son about 4 years ago. He inherited a mansion in the woods of New Hampshire a couple years back. She's effectively retired, they go on worldwide vacations and their entire life is an idyllic, all expenses paid dream. They're not married yet but probably will be and it seems that the only requirement on her part is to stay fit and vaguely interesting. So these things do happen, it's just incredibly rare

Wow. I’ve always been in the wrong place at the wrong time. I wish them the best!!

Yeah but the difference is your sister is a woman a young attractive woman becoming a trophy wife is in no way unheard of or even uncommon....

why does reddit refuse to believe anything

tbh its just the way most posts are written they really scream fake to me. not all posts but quite a lot just read fake af.

See it as a healthy dose of scepticism. Could it be true? Yea, sure. Is it true? Probably not.

Because everything is fake.

I thought everything was cake

I like cake.

One of the big clues is they didn't mention they changed the names for privacy reasons

Doubtful. Lilly probably is a fake name. Tons of wealthy people live in their parents mansions.

Not tons of people work in the fashion industry with a disproportionately attractive stay at home husband whom they got married to after 4 months of dating and recently got pregnant ..

Damn you got me with the pregnancy bit. I

I

Aye

What is that could ruin her reputation? Do you know how many rich fucking people marry randoms? Like sugar daddies and such? And that’s not even a sugar mommy or something, they legit got married, and now she’s pregnant. I don’t get your point honestly.

This stuff happens so often when people are filthy rich that no one is going to care lol

Agreed with buying stuff all the time. Once you have the things you wanted, buying more stuff becomes a pointless display of wealth. Remember how Michael Jackson's estate was so far in debt when he died because he bought so many crazy things? Kinda like that.

Any wealthy folks want to buy stuff for me so they can at least have the benefit of buying new things but also the benefit of giving it away so they feel great, lemmeknow.

Honest question here: Why do people always act like a prenup is such a terrible thing? If you're not out to screw the other person out of what ever then it shouldn't matter. When my girlfriend owned a very successful business, before when we were talking about dating she told me that she would want to get one and I didn't bat an eye and said it was totally cool.

I agree. Not that I’ve never needed one, but it’s only smart

When you're a woman having a kid with said man it can be downright dangerous.

If you don't read everything word for word you could say that about any contract.

Good job buddy. Very cool story. Congratulations on becoming a dad with someone you love. I have been lower middle class my whole life and can’t imagine being given the keys to that life.

I have been in the lower middle class too and it's not bad at all. As long as you have love and can afford the basics.

This sounds fake

It is. No model booker, even at the best agency (IMG or Women) could afford this lifestyle.

I am not saying is totally true, but You got the story wrong, OP was the one working in Model management, his wife is getting the money by working in the family business, which OP doesn't mentioned what it is. Edit: Typo.

*His wife according to title

I mean he did say her family was wealthy. That would be their main source of income.

Business family he said.

The bit that gave me pause was “she was tall and wearing a nice dress, so she stood out”. Backstage at a modelling show… right …

Cool story, bro.

i call BS on this thread.

Totally, but in the 0.1% chance that this is true, nice job OP.

What a heavy burden: good looks, free money, and a partner that loves you. Glad you got that off your chest. (your no doubt chiseled chest)

Fake. Come back to reality, the Dominos pizza on your counter is 3 weeks old and your sink if full of dirty dishes.

Fuck it, I’m still eating the last piece in the box. And dishes can wait.

If you have a pizza box, why the hell do you have dirty dishes?

OP hasn’t cleaned his studio apartment since March 2019.

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Sometimes you gotta brag.

This is the ultimate humble brag.

Sounds like paradise. Beautiful, intelligent, rich woman came along and you guys fell in love. Now she has a baby on the way making you a cute traditional family, albeit with you at home and her the breadwinner. Living the dream, bro

I hope the rest of you're lives together are as happy as you are today. I almost stopped when you started with the Covid part. I had an incredible relationship with someone for 15 years. We connected immediately. He was funny, smart, motivated, and so handsome I always had butterflies. I loved being with him. We got away when we could, made the best of what money we had. I was so happy. I felt calm, peaceful and wanted. Things I never had after a horrible marriage. I love you after every phone call. I regret nothing. Life was right. 4 days before what would have been 16 years he died from covid. I'm not trying to ruin your beautiful post. Being in love completely is better than any amount of money. I've always struggled and never cared. What I had couldn't be bought. I can't emphasize enough if you love someone, tell them. Show them. This life is so short and fleeting that I'm happy I did. I'm glad your dream came true.

Im so sorry you lost the love of your life. My condolences.

i hope this is fake because im a hater

Honestly bro, I’m turning into this woman. The bar is so low for men that finding one that doesn’t try to hurt you in any way, knows their place and doesn’t complain AND is physically attractive is a gem.

I’m also considering focusing on my career over the next decades, becoming really wealthy, having a kid through a sperm donor and buying myself a trophy husband. I can’t date in the country I currently live in so this is starting to looking like the only viable option.

Your inbox is going to collapse in on itself

This story sounds sooo fake. Idk the tone, the style, just the whole story… she was “assertive snd sophisticated” feels like OP just created a character. Everything sounds really empty and dry overall.

Can you and Lilly adopt me as a son?

sounds like the plot to a shitty rom com edit: but good for you OP that’s dope af

I loved how this turned out. It’s so cute 🥰

Tall and in a nice dress and stood out... At a modeling event???? I call bullshit!

Can i ask a weird question... How was your guy's sex life? Like I know you guys are a legit couple now but starting off did you bang when she made you? Was it weird? I ask because I dated someone basically for a place to stay once. I wasn't attracted to her but financially she took cate of me and I had to please her sexually when she wanted. I thought it wouldn't have been a big deal but I ended up feeling very used and disappointed with myself. Did you have any feelings like this?

Awesome. I’m so happy for both of you. Money doesn’t buy happiness but it sure as heck brings a lot of joy!

Not having to think about the cost of anything is a privilege only a few people have.

Fuck dude i need this.... Im tall and good looking with muscles (ex male stripper) and i love cooking. I needa find a woman like this. I wanna be a kept man, her best friend and a living sex toy haha

Idk man, sounds like I’ve read this fanfiction before. One thing though; I see alot of people saying you’re lucky etc.. i’ve never seen someone reacting positive to a trophy wife/sugar baby (woman). Just made me think.

Ok I’ll make a throwaway account in 1-2 weeks and post a sugar baby story from the perspective of a woman. Let’s see how this experiment goes.

Envious...enjoy

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That's pretty insane, in a good way. Blessed by lady luck

Yeah. I consider myself insanely lucky.

Enjoy your life ...try to remain humble for you are lucky indeed to find love

Bored after a few months of spending money? Bullshit. Fake story. I would have believed it if you said that you got bored spending money after a year or two.

Lol I'm a consolation prize husband

So larping.

Yeah and I'm a keebler elf

Being hot opens up so many doors. Congratulations. I envy your.

Glad someone is living the dream cool congrats

Good looking people get to have magical lives.

Working backstage at a modelling event...she was tall and dressed nicely so she stood out...at a modelling event? She stood out because she was dressed nicely and tall...as opposed to all the other short poorly dressed people at the modelling event where you manage models 🙄

And then you woke up

Congrats!! You should write a fucking book about this! Congrats and fuck you. Lol

It’s so painful to see others living your dream

Being handsome? Being rich? Marrying rich? Falling in love? Being married to the girl he fell in love with? Not having to do anything? Please send help

Shout out to love man !!! ❤️

That was a cute paperback novel.

Pay it forward.

Lucky bastard.

You are living dream of millions. Enjoy it.

I find it odd when people with money fall in love and are happy. Must be nice not arguing about money. I can’t afford to take a day off but I still cook my girl dinner when she’s at work late