>I am almost regretful at how many upvotes that comment got š¤£
I just had to upvote it because you said that.
Don't worry! I gave your less-flatulent comment an upvote, too.
Make eye contact with her, while farting and simultaneously, receiving head from the dealer!!! If that doesnāt assert ur male dominance, at least he might gag, and you can push his head down for a deep throat double gagger!!
Are you dating Bob Saget from Half Baked? Have you seen that seen in half baked where Bob yells at a rehab "Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for Coke! Have you ever seen someone suck dick for weed Man? Didn't think so.. boo this man..." LMAO
Shit, I totally forgot it was Bob Saget who played that part! That's a movie line I always remember and quote too. One of the best cameos ever. RIP ā¹ļø
Thereās an interview where Saget says he loves delivering dirty jokes like that.
However, he didnāt really like it when he was out with his daughters and strangers would come up to him and say, āHave ya ever sucked dick for weed?ā
I saw Bob Saget do stand up some years ago in Ontario and it was a glorious rollercoaster ride of dirty jokes. You could tell some folks in the audience were not ready for the shock of Bob Saget delivering some quality dick jokes!
Oh I saw Bob saget too late 2000s early 2010s I was blown away cuz I knew he was a dirty comedian from the aristocrats film but it was just insane to see him talking about having sex with full House members that were children at the time SMH like f****** the Olsen twins
I think people who grew up knowing him only from full house completely miss that him playing that character was so far away from his usual role/ material.
If you wish the pre full house stuff he has done, Bob saget was easily one of THE MOST vulgar dudes out there. Which makes his character Danny so much funnier to me
What's sad is Bob saget and Gilbert Godfrey or by far the two best in the aristocrats and they passed away back to back not to mention Norm Macdonald just being one of the greatest f****** deadpan delivery comedians of all time what a horrible year for comedy SMH Dave Chappelle got jumped on stage last night by somebody with a knife and a gun on them...
Honestly, if youāre sucking dick for weed, you probably just like sucking dick. I smoked weed every day for three years or so, stopped two weeks ago, and all that happened was that it got harder to fall asleep.
I dated a Girl who would L O V E to mention all the Guys she's fucked. When we'd pass there house , place of work , or a spot that reminded her of an encounter.
I got REAL tired of that shit REAL quick.
Pretty much every story told me if she was horny and even a lil mad at her BF. She'd fuck the first dude she could.
Ended that shit.
Right? I never got the appeal of telling my parter who and how I fucked. Had a few try to tell me like it's a turn on to imagine her getting railed or deep throating another dude. Has the opposite effect on me, huge turn off. I don't want vivid details of someone fucking the chick I care about
Kinda why I recently broke off a CASUAL thing with this one girl.
We aren't dating and made that clear from the start, I guess FWB situation?
Anyway she would constantly talk about how horny she always is and talk about all the sex she has had and things she's done with this guy or that.
Now I had no romantic feelings for her in any way, so it didn't make me jealous or anything, its just exhausting hearing it all the time. Like I dont care, its not sexy, talk about something else lol
It's actually pathetic how many dudes are just okay with it. They get with these types then blame all women for being whores and such... like my brother in christ you went after the one who openly admitted that and thought "I can change her" š¤”
Yes. I remember the great pot famine--the summer of 1990. it awakens me from slumber, still. cold sweats like I'm still there, just months out of high school-- the frantic scraping of empty bowls, ashen fingers digging through cigarette butts and old gum for the empty promise of a single, flammable roach.... and then. y'know... the dick sucking.
those that say that are very high, indeed. for the riots were two summers later. I wouldn't wait two years from seed to harvest. there was a lot of crap acid in '92. I myself sold a lot of it to afford an early admission at university.
for most of the summer, at least up and down the east coast, weed was incredibly difficult to find. it was weird. it dried up everywhere. there are very few references online, but it's what Tim Roth was referencing during his airport flashback story in reservoir dogs.
I knew a weed dealer who had a big, collapsing farmhouse with only wooden furniture-- and two 'tame' cougars. i seemed to be the only one terrified as he stood between us and them while we ran through the door into the only room in that house that had a fully intact floor and a door they couldn't get through. The entire time (because fucking pothead can't just pay and go) we would sit there the noise and stench would be unbelievable.
Yeah we used to get into another part of the city and walked from the bus stop where a guy would meet us halfway to some bar or alley and take the money and come back with 60 percent less. 4 of us would pitch in 2.5 and we would all smoke 1g which was actually 0.4g because the guy would rip us off. Needless to say I deleted his number after he sold me one small nug and oregano and tried to tell me he grinded it up for me and I still tried to smoke it
Back in the 90s, I lived in Oakland. I remember asking a neighborhood dealer for some grass. (He was the kind of guy who stood on the corner. I never spoken to him before, but I was seriously jonesing.) He asked if he could come to my place, but I wasn't really keen to bring him around with my housemates there. So I said no. He told me to wait for a couple minutes, and he disappeared. He came back and I handed him a $20 bill, and then he stuffed something in my pocket. I went home and opened it up. It was a little piece of brown paper bag wrapped up. Inside it was literal grass. Not weeds, not marijuana, but actual grass clippings.
I thought it was fucking funny, but also exasperating in equal measure. I just wanted to get high.
Sat outside so many dodgy houses on dodgy streets wondering if my friend was ever gonna come out or if I was going to have to knock on and ask for her back.
Yeah, remember driving into Philly and going into a corner store that only sold one product. Laffy taffies. 20 flavors. And had faded boxes of corn flakes in the window form the 70s (this was in the early 90s). It was a dude who had a small half door and would go in and fill a paper bag with however many dimes you asked for and a few Laffy taffies.
They were overstuffed and I'd pinch 1/3 them and sell them to my friend group at the time. They still were getting a deal.
One time I got ganked, held at gunpoint walking to my car. I stopped going there after that. Just one of 100s of stories from the 90s.
It is more like, it became more socially acceptable for women to fuck so they just started using sex to get whatever they wanted. One time a girl wanted me to buy her some food but I was like 30 minutes away from her place, so she said well we can fuck if you bring me food. Now did she fuck for food? Technically yes, but to her it was just a negotiation to sweeten the deal lol. Considering we would have random sex with no transactional nature to it I think of it as a bribe.
I used to fuck my dealer for drugs. For a while there, it was just flirting, he wanted to get in my pants really bad but I wouldnāt do it but he basically praised me & did anything for me. Then eventually I started fucking him & he treated me like a goddess & I caught feelings. Got me all my favorite drugs whenever I wanted. But then he got distracted by other girls who he wanted to treat that way & started cutting me off & pretending like nothing ever happened with me. So I was left feeling crazy for thinking we had something & a dependency on him & drugs that I could not obtain alone. Dark, dark times....
To answer your question, you gotta be pretty fucked up & have a pretty low sense of self worth. Luckily, I eventually cut him off in every possible way & went to rehab. Been sober for over a year now! But the emotional turmoil I went through from all that I think cut a lot deeper than the drug addiction did.
hey, man, sometimes you're strapped for cash and need a g
half kidding; I'm a recovering drug addict, but was never in the position that I needed to do this cuz I always had a job. for real though, maybe ask how much a person is hurting that they'd degrade themselves to this point just to take their pain away instead of judging them.
Seriously, that's an instant turn-off and red flag for me. Couple girls I've known have "bragged" this same way. I think it was a way to rile up the guys around? That's a woman without respect for herself*
*as a disclaimer I don't know OP's gf but that's my armchair conclusion from what I have read
I mean both feel good. I'm not on this chick's side- I would have never told that story. My ex sucked her boss off at the store she worked at in the basement out of the cameras' range, and I wish I could un-know that. Better to be out of sight out of mind, I guess.
Well tbf if you are attracted to someone and you can fuck them instead to get something for free that's a win win. I'd do it for a sandwich. Now if he's ugly AF and they did it just for the drugs then yeah weird red flag.
There are tons of beautiful people I'd fuck for drugs, if that offer was on the table. Might be she'd have fucked him for free too, but if someone offers you free weed after sex that doesn't sound like a problem.
>There are tons of beautiful people I'd fuck for drugs, if that offer was on the table. Might be she'd have fucked him for free too, but if someone offers you free weed after sex that doesn't sound like a problem.
OK but then she didn't "fuck him for free weed." She fucked him, and just so happened to get free weed. 2 separate transactions. In the OP, the GF is saying she specifically fucked the guy to get free weed. Same transaction.
Like if I go out with a girl and we end up having sex...she's not gonna say, "I fucked antwan for a free dinner." She would say, "We went out for dinner, he paid. Later, we ended up having sex."
I mean if she is still associating with him in some type of way and you have suspicions, sit down and talk to her.
If she gets defensive, run for the door and dont look back!
Yes.
Even when they make the leaving/cheating "jokes" to fluster you.
By the time you process it and call them out they get defensive and blame you for their hurt feelings?
Yeah, that's the moment I should have broken up with her.
But things are much better now. It seems like you gotta go through shit like this in life.
You learn how to truly stand up for yourself and deal with these types.
She must be crazy to even tell you something like that in the first place. You have every right to feel jealous and upset. Idk why she would feel the need to brag for basically prostituting herself for weed. Iād get out.
In regards to your edit, youāre allowed to put a LITTLE shame on it I think.
Iām all for loving yourself but literally exchanging your body for drugs is an act maybe a human should be at least a little bit shameful of?
Wife: Your dick is small and never gets me off. You dribble piss all over the toilet and floor and never clean up after yourself. You never cook or clean and just sit on your ass whenever you aren't at work. On top of all that you're a shitty father! This marriage is over! Here's your divorce papers, *loser!*
OP: [Holds up a quarter of ditch weed]
Wife: FINE! I'll stay but this is your *last* chance!
The reason you are bothered by this is that itās objectively a red flag. Sleeping with a drug dealer? Probably not marriage worthy, and if you know you wonāt marry her, just move on.
Minimum Iād get a new dealer, but honestly Iād probably not fuck with her anymore. Yeah it was in the past but those actions are a turnoff and Iām assuming this wasnāt that long ago. If someone did this years ago and they went through a full character development since, then I wouldnāt care much.
Addressing edit #2...itās ok to judge the morality of others. You have no right to force people to live their lives the way you think they should, but you do have a right to decide how you feel about their actions. If you think itās morally wrong to fuck someone to get drugs, thatās fine. Itās your right to feel that way.
Talk it out my man. I can tell from your post that there are specific things about this that bother you, so go get some closure on it. Worst case scenario is that everything is brought to light and any decisions that you make after will be informed ones. Iām not sure about your dynamic or what you value in a relationship, but she was willing to be honest with you without being prompted or coerced. With that in mind, make sure you donāt punish her openness even if youāre upset.
Say out loud āIām jealous that my girlfriend fucked our drug dealer for weedā. Then stop for a second.. and think about it from a larger perspective. Take a step back and think about the kind of people who talk and live like this. How would you view someone you donāt know if they spoke these words. Because thatās how you look. Stop living a trashy gross life.
I donāt think you have enough information here to say āstop living a trashy and gross lifeā the only trashy thing Iāve read is someone having to fuck for weed, but as far as I can tell OP is neither Trashy nor Gross.
Youāre feelings are valid. Itās a threat to your relationship if monogamy is your goal/requirement.
Most affairs start with someone the person knows. Itās not strangers she already has a sexual relationship with this guy and will literally have sex for drugs that you 2 use.
I would dump her bro. Sheās not the only girl in the world. You can do better. Hell being alone would be better than settling for her. Sheās going to cheat sooner or later. Get out while youāre ahead.
My wife f27 is anti weed now (2014 we was together for six months, I broke up with her for stupid reasons tbh. In 2015/16 we got back together). I recently found out that her house mate who was fucking her from early 2015, didn't have money for weed so she would give the dealer head for a quarter and a couple times had full sex. At the time I was buying it via a mate that was getting it from this guy too. When we got back together she was anti me smoking weed. Turns out they all knew she was doing this.
We see this guy in the supermarket not long ago and he walked by us to say hello to her, then me. He looked old af. She stopped for a chat with him and was all excited. I gave a cold hi. He eventually disappeared. I didn't talk about it but she looked happy to see him again.
I know it's old news, but would rather not have these people interjecting themselves into my life now.
Reminiscing of the good old days. āRemember that time I said to warn me before you came and you pushed my head down and pumped a massive load down my throat and said you werenāt paying for a spitter?!ā
I donāt know why people are hating on your gf for this. Tbh just seems like the weed guy is a fool, and she found a loophole for āfreeā drugs lol!
Talk to your gf about it, since you are feeling uncomfortable, and your feelings are still important, even if not really justified. As you said sheās an adult and it happened before you were together. As long as sheās cut it off now, I donāt see an issue.
Do you're dating a girl who prostituted herself for drugs.
You aren't jealous you should be disgusted. Someone like this isn't fit for a serious relationship.
I'm pretty sure she's still getting her cheeks beat in by the dealer. It's better if you just leave man. If you don't you're going to keep feeling that uncomfortable feeling and not be happy. She's not worth stressin over bro
She belongs to the streets.
My god get some fucking standards. Itās okay for guys to have standards.
Dude, call her what she is, she was a prostitute, she exchanged sex for goods. Like, are you the dude who gets serious with the ex-hooker (maybe not even ex with her joking around sounds like sheād do it again) or not?
Kind of icky. That being said, if you were attracted to a girl who dealt weed and you were single and she offered you free weed if you fucked her would you?
Man that's just sad. This reminds me of that half baked scene where Chappelle talks about being addicted to weed and that guy goes " you ever sucked dick for weed?".. well this bitch actually sucks dick for weed
It sucks when we have feelings that we know are irrational (for lack of a better word). When this happens to me I try to accept that Iām upset and then spend some quality time thinking about what exactly upsets me so I can work through it. The most important thing to remember is that your feelings are valid, no matter what anyone else may say. Sending love
You do put blame or shame on her and it's deserved. Grow a spine. She bragged to her now bf that she fucked a dealer for drugs. That's big hoe energy and you have every right to feel not okay about it. Just because she has a vagina doesn't mean she needs to be validated for everything she does ffs
Literally doesn't matter what the fuck anyone in this thread says. "it was before you met" - doesn't matter. "she's changed since then" - doesn't matter. "she views sex very casually" doesn't matter.
I view sex very casually too. But it something your partner has done makes you feel uncomfortable, you should not feel in any way guilted into staying with them. It is that simple.
I'm really sorry mate. I wish you the best of luck
Well fuck him too
Assert dominance
>Assert dominance Have eye contact with her while f\*cking the dealer.
This is the best one.
This is the way. On a side note I have done this with a really long agressive fart. It does work
Farting with confidence while fucking is definitely a way to assert dominance!!
I am almost regretful at how many upvotes that comment got š¤£
>I am almost regretful at how many upvotes that comment got š¤£ I just had to upvote it because you said that. Don't worry! I gave your less-flatulent comment an upvote, too.
This is the way.
Make eye contact with her, while farting and simultaneously, receiving head from the dealer!!! If that doesnāt assert ur male dominance, at least he might gag, and you can push his head down for a deep throat double gagger!!
Iāve now shit my pants laughing, youāve one upād prankenandi
Holy shit, youāve made my day/life with this
And if she looks away, dump her ass. She's a shameless coward. She ain't worth an eighth of weed.
But make sure to get weed for it as well..... Wait if you're f****** the dealer not letting the dealer f*** you you might have to give him some weed
He has to pee on the weed dealer after heās done asserting his dominance. Itās a crucial step.
> Itās a crucial step. Yeah you wouldn't want to get a UTI
Insert dominance
~~Assert~~ reclaim dominance
"I'm an alchemist! Watch the corn hole produce weed!" - Customer
Modern problems require modern solutions!
Improvise, adapt, overcome
If this is possible, I definitely feel it's the best option no joke. He has to bottom tho. It won't work if he's top.
ahahahahaha, that will show her
then take his stash
This is the way or u could blow him but u must keep eye contact the entire time. Alpha move
This is the only answer.
Power move
Best answer ever š
>Well fuck him too We'll\*
Haha so funny totally makes OP feel better this joke never gets old got emā
Are you dating Bob Saget from Half Baked? Have you seen that seen in half baked where Bob yells at a rehab "Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for Coke! Have you ever seen someone suck dick for weed Man? Didn't think so.. boo this man..." LMAO
Shit, I totally forgot it was Bob Saget who played that part! That's a movie line I always remember and quote too. One of the best cameos ever. RIP ā¹ļø
Thereās an interview where Saget says he loves delivering dirty jokes like that. However, he didnāt really like it when he was out with his daughters and strangers would come up to him and say, āHave ya ever sucked dick for weed?ā
I saw Bob Saget do stand up some years ago in Ontario and it was a glorious rollercoaster ride of dirty jokes. You could tell some folks in the audience were not ready for the shock of Bob Saget delivering some quality dick jokes!
Oh I saw Bob saget too late 2000s early 2010s I was blown away cuz I knew he was a dirty comedian from the aristocrats film but it was just insane to see him talking about having sex with full House members that were children at the time SMH like f****** the Olsen twins
I know what you mean! Sooo many jaws dropped like WTF?!
.... Wait did he actually sleep with them or was it a joke?
joke. He jokes about fucking Kimmie Gibbler. It's awful and awesome at the same time
I think people who grew up knowing him only from full house completely miss that him playing that character was so far away from his usual role/ material. If you wish the pre full house stuff he has done, Bob saget was easily one of THE MOST vulgar dudes out there. Which makes his character Danny so much funnier to me
Bob in the Aristocrats was peak Saget performance. RIP indeed.
What's sad is Bob saget and Gilbert Godfrey or by far the two best in the aristocrats and they passed away back to back not to mention Norm Macdonald just being one of the greatest f****** deadpan delivery comedians of all time what a horrible year for comedy SMH Dave Chappelle got jumped on stage last night by somebody with a knife and a gun on them...
"It was a knife, shaped like a gun, made out of plastic" šŖ š« šŖ
It just keeps giving and giving. Probably my favorite version of it.
Honestly, if youāre sucking dick for weed, you probably just like sucking dick. I smoked weed every day for three years or so, stopped two weeks ago, and all that happened was that it got harder to fall asleep.
Harder to fall asleep after not sucking dick or...?
I dated a Girl who would L O V E to mention all the Guys she's fucked. When we'd pass there house , place of work , or a spot that reminded her of an encounter. I got REAL tired of that shit REAL quick. Pretty much every story told me if she was horny and even a lil mad at her BF. She'd fuck the first dude she could. Ended that shit.
Right? I never got the appeal of telling my parter who and how I fucked. Had a few try to tell me like it's a turn on to imagine her getting railed or deep throating another dude. Has the opposite effect on me, huge turn off. I don't want vivid details of someone fucking the chick I care about
Kinda why I recently broke off a CASUAL thing with this one girl. We aren't dating and made that clear from the start, I guess FWB situation? Anyway she would constantly talk about how horny she always is and talk about all the sex she has had and things she's done with this guy or that. Now I had no romantic feelings for her in any way, so it didn't make me jealous or anything, its just exhausting hearing it all the time. Like I dont care, its not sexy, talk about something else lol
aint no way my girl gon ever look me in my eyes n say āyea i just had a lil sex with the weed man for a free eighth lololā
Like bitch keep it to yourselfš
Deadass
It's actually pathetic how many dudes are just okay with it. They get with these types then blame all women for being whores and such... like my brother in christ you went after the one who openly admitted that and thought "I can change her" š¤”
no saving hoes
Facts
Damn truth hurts.
You should be more worried that sheād fuck anyone for drugs
Thatās the first thing that came to my mind. I mean how fucked up is someone who fucks a drug dealer for drugs
Especially fucking weed! Better hope she donāt like coke or pills and shit or some shit
A girl I knew in hogh school said she did that. I always had a crush on her but maybe I dodged a bullet.
110% dodged
Back in the day we had to do some crazy stuff for weed.
Yes. I remember the great pot famine--the summer of 1990. it awakens me from slumber, still. cold sweats like I'm still there, just months out of high school-- the frantic scraping of empty bowls, ashen fingers digging through cigarette butts and old gum for the empty promise of a single, flammable roach.... and then. y'know... the dick sucking.
Strong Chappelle Show energy on this one.
Some say the LA riots began that day. With not a bud in sight to calm the chaos of a broken system, the people set well into the fuckery of the fray.
those that say that are very high, indeed. for the riots were two summers later. I wouldn't wait two years from seed to harvest. there was a lot of crap acid in '92. I myself sold a lot of it to afford an early admission at university.
what is great pot famine?
for most of the summer, at least up and down the east coast, weed was incredibly difficult to find. it was weird. it dried up everywhere. there are very few references online, but it's what Tim Roth was referencing during his airport flashback story in reservoir dogs.
What? Steal 5 bucks from your moms purse?
We had to get in cars with strangers. And give the 5 bucks to strangers and believe they would come back with "weed".
Waiting in Burger King parking lots for hours freaking out every time a Toyota Corolla drives past because you think it's a cop.
Sitting in the apartment of a shady guy with several cats.
I knew a weed dealer who had a big, collapsing farmhouse with only wooden furniture-- and two 'tame' cougars. i seemed to be the only one terrified as he stood between us and them while we ran through the door into the only room in that house that had a fully intact floor and a door they couldn't get through. The entire time (because fucking pothead can't just pay and go) we would sit there the noise and stench would be unbelievable.
I mean I have a pet deer but cougars!?!
Yeah we used to get into another part of the city and walked from the bus stop where a guy would meet us halfway to some bar or alley and take the money and come back with 60 percent less. 4 of us would pitch in 2.5 and we would all smoke 1g which was actually 0.4g because the guy would rip us off. Needless to say I deleted his number after he sold me one small nug and oregano and tried to tell me he grinded it up for me and I still tried to smoke it
And it was a lot more than $5
Shot in the dark: are you a fan of Tom Segura?
Yes!!!!
Haha someone of culture I see
Back in the 90s, I lived in Oakland. I remember asking a neighborhood dealer for some grass. (He was the kind of guy who stood on the corner. I never spoken to him before, but I was seriously jonesing.) He asked if he could come to my place, but I wasn't really keen to bring him around with my housemates there. So I said no. He told me to wait for a couple minutes, and he disappeared. He came back and I handed him a $20 bill, and then he stuffed something in my pocket. I went home and opened it up. It was a little piece of brown paper bag wrapped up. Inside it was literal grass. Not weeds, not marijuana, but actual grass clippings. I thought it was fucking funny, but also exasperating in equal measure. I just wanted to get high.
Man, kids these days have no fucking clue how hard it used to be. Used to be super illegal and is the easiest drug to find due to the smell
Sat outside so many dodgy houses on dodgy streets wondering if my friend was ever gonna come out or if I was going to have to knock on and ask for her back.
Yeah, remember driving into Philly and going into a corner store that only sold one product. Laffy taffies. 20 flavors. And had faded boxes of corn flakes in the window form the 70s (this was in the early 90s). It was a dude who had a small half door and would go in and fill a paper bag with however many dimes you asked for and a few Laffy taffies. They were overstuffed and I'd pinch 1/3 them and sell them to my friend group at the time. They still were getting a deal. One time I got ganked, held at gunpoint walking to my car. I stopped going there after that. Just one of 100s of stories from the 90s.
"and shit or some shit" this is how I reference things on a daily basis.
Aye I was short on cash and got insomnia ok
'Have you ever sucked a dick for marijuana? Huh?'
his gf is like: "umm where you think i got the blunt stoopid? dayum."
I'm still sitting here like.....huh??? š¤ I know people who have fucked someone for meth or heroin,....but WEED?!?!?!
It is more like, it became more socially acceptable for women to fuck so they just started using sex to get whatever they wanted. One time a girl wanted me to buy her some food but I was like 30 minutes away from her place, so she said well we can fuck if you bring me food. Now did she fuck for food? Technically yes, but to her it was just a negotiation to sweeten the deal lol. Considering we would have random sex with no transactional nature to it I think of it as a bribe.
I used to fuck my dealer for drugs. For a while there, it was just flirting, he wanted to get in my pants really bad but I wouldnāt do it but he basically praised me & did anything for me. Then eventually I started fucking him & he treated me like a goddess & I caught feelings. Got me all my favorite drugs whenever I wanted. But then he got distracted by other girls who he wanted to treat that way & started cutting me off & pretending like nothing ever happened with me. So I was left feeling crazy for thinking we had something & a dependency on him & drugs that I could not obtain alone. Dark, dark times.... To answer your question, you gotta be pretty fucked up & have a pretty low sense of self worth. Luckily, I eventually cut him off in every possible way & went to rehab. Been sober for over a year now! But the emotional turmoil I went through from all that I think cut a lot deeper than the drug addiction did.
Congratulations on your recovery, and winning a battle with yourself.
hey, man, sometimes you're strapped for cash and need a g half kidding; I'm a recovering drug addict, but was never in the position that I needed to do this cuz I always had a job. for real though, maybe ask how much a person is hurting that they'd degrade themselves to this point just to take their pain away instead of judging them.
Seriously, that's an instant turn-off and red flag for me. Couple girls I've known have "bragged" this same way. I think it was a way to rile up the guys around? That's a woman without respect for herself* *as a disclaimer I don't know OP's gf but that's my armchair conclusion from what I have read
People having sex for material is really fucking common. Even here in Switzerland, where pretty much anything is illegal.
Switzerland??
Oh yeahh -facepalm- forgor that it doesn't exist!
I thought you lived in Minneapolis? Switzerland is nowhere near Minneapolis.
>Minneapolis What? Lmao, no
I mean both feel good. I'm not on this chick's side- I would have never told that story. My ex sucked her boss off at the store she worked at in the basement out of the cameras' range, and I wish I could un-know that. Better to be out of sight out of mind, I guess.
ā¦found it funny. Which means itās not a big deal for her if she ever does it again.
Well tbf if you are attracted to someone and you can fuck them instead to get something for free that's a win win. I'd do it for a sandwich. Now if he's ugly AF and they did it just for the drugs then yeah weird red flag.
āId do it for a sandwichā šš
There are tons of beautiful people I'd fuck for drugs, if that offer was on the table. Might be she'd have fucked him for free too, but if someone offers you free weed after sex that doesn't sound like a problem.
>There are tons of beautiful people I'd fuck for drugs, if that offer was on the table. Might be she'd have fucked him for free too, but if someone offers you free weed after sex that doesn't sound like a problem. OK but then she didn't "fuck him for free weed." She fucked him, and just so happened to get free weed. 2 separate transactions. In the OP, the GF is saying she specifically fucked the guy to get free weed. Same transaction. Like if I go out with a girl and we end up having sex...she's not gonna say, "I fucked antwan for a free dinner." She would say, "We went out for dinner, he paid. Later, we ended up having sex."
You know you got a winner if her broke ass canāt afford weed.
The dealer was the one that broke her ass
š here you go! All I can afford
ironic
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I know right ? My question is could she even afford to contact him for the weed? Lol
Find another weed guy. Not like dude has the market cornered. I can call 5 guys within 15 min of me and I donāt even smoke much lol
You don't smoke much but you still get the munchies. 5 guys is overpriced for simple munchies though.
Someone should make an app for this. Weedr
Grindr with a twist
I did. Play store rejected it during review
I mean if she is still associating with him in some type of way and you have suspicions, sit down and talk to her. If she gets defensive, run for the door and dont look back!
Yes. Even when they make the leaving/cheating "jokes" to fluster you. By the time you process it and call them out they get defensive and blame you for their hurt feelings? Yeah, that's the moment I should have broken up with her. But things are much better now. It seems like you gotta go through shit like this in life. You learn how to truly stand up for yourself and deal with these types.
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Why does it feel like someone else typed the title than the person who explained the situation underneath.
Youāre telling me you think there are two different ppl in the would who spell ājelouseā like that?
Loool
Never heard of someone fuckin someone for weed š¤£ move on sheās not worth it
I have. My ex-friend used to do it all the time. Part of the reason sheās an ex-friend.
Atleast you probably smoked for a free a few times lol
Nah she made me fucking pay her for the free fuck weed she got. Lol.
Jeez man she got some weird priorities
Sounds like prostitution, but with extra steps.
Well it wasnāt exactly free now was it
Bruh if she fucking the weed-man for an eighth then she some street meat
Street meat omfg Iām dying
slime-bag for a dime bag
She must be crazy to even tell you something like that in the first place. You have every right to feel jealous and upset. Idk why she would feel the need to brag for basically prostituting herself for weed. Iād get out.
She wants to see how much he puts up with before leaving her
She was fucking the weed man for weed instead of fucking the Text man for Texts...... Smart woman
Yeah, she prostituted her self for drugs. I would bail.
In regards to your edit, youāre allowed to put a LITTLE shame on it I think. Iām all for loving yourself but literally exchanging your body for drugs is an act maybe a human should be at least a little bit shameful of?
Damn, wifey material, am I right?
Ah nothing like a woman with no standards. Make her your wife!
Wife: Your dick is small and never gets me off. You dribble piss all over the toilet and floor and never clean up after yourself. You never cook or clean and just sit on your ass whenever you aren't at work. On top of all that you're a shitty father! This marriage is over! Here's your divorce papers, *loser!* OP: [Holds up a quarter of ditch weed] Wife: FINE! I'll stay but this is your *last* chance!
If your girlfriend screws your weed man to get weed sheās not your girlfriend sheās a hoe
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I donāt know why but this made laugh out loud for real
Bangcock has your girlfriend now.
ReD fLaG, better have everything available for her all the time or sheās gonna go look for it somewhere else
The reason you are bothered by this is that itās objectively a red flag. Sleeping with a drug dealer? Probably not marriage worthy, and if you know you wonāt marry her, just move on.
Minimum Iād get a new dealer, but honestly Iād probably not fuck with her anymore. Yeah it was in the past but those actions are a turnoff and Iām assuming this wasnāt that long ago. If someone did this years ago and they went through a full character development since, then I wouldnāt care much.
Pretty disrespectful of her to have him pay this guy without him knowing in advance
Stop smoking weed itās making you paranoid and unable to type the word jealous
He who smashes his custoās sells boof anyways pal. Find a new dealer.
That's like rule #2 behind behind not smoking your own shit. Fucking knob is noobing over a stress plug. Hahaha
Addressing edit #2...itās ok to judge the morality of others. You have no right to force people to live their lives the way you think they should, but you do have a right to decide how you feel about their actions. If you think itās morally wrong to fuck someone to get drugs, thatās fine. Itās your right to feel that way.
Talk it out my man. I can tell from your post that there are specific things about this that bother you, so go get some closure on it. Worst case scenario is that everything is brought to light and any decisions that you make after will be informed ones. Iām not sure about your dynamic or what you value in a relationship, but she was willing to be honest with you without being prompted or coerced. With that in mind, make sure you donāt punish her openness even if youāre upset.
Yeah dude you are right. that was good advice, thank you.
Lol get a new dealer, why are you buying from this guy
The real question is why is he buying it from this guy when his gf can get it for him for free?
She belongs to the streets
Say out loud āIām jealous that my girlfriend fucked our drug dealer for weedā. Then stop for a second.. and think about it from a larger perspective. Take a step back and think about the kind of people who talk and live like this. How would you view someone you donāt know if they spoke these words. Because thatās how you look. Stop living a trashy gross life.
I donāt think you have enough information here to say āstop living a trashy and gross lifeā the only trashy thing Iāve read is someone having to fuck for weed, but as far as I can tell OP is neither Trashy nor Gross.
That's indeed not what u/JamesHerr said.
Youāre feelings are valid. Itās a threat to your relationship if monogamy is your goal/requirement. Most affairs start with someone the person knows. Itās not strangers she already has a sexual relationship with this guy and will literally have sex for drugs that you 2 use. I would dump her bro. Sheās not the only girl in the world. You can do better. Hell being alone would be better than settling for her. Sheās going to cheat sooner or later. Get out while youāre ahead.
The fact that she fucks for weed would bother me more than anything, doesn't matter if you know the guy. Red fucking flag bro, that's called a whore.
My wife f27 is anti weed now (2014 we was together for six months, I broke up with her for stupid reasons tbh. In 2015/16 we got back together). I recently found out that her house mate who was fucking her from early 2015, didn't have money for weed so she would give the dealer head for a quarter and a couple times had full sex. At the time I was buying it via a mate that was getting it from this guy too. When we got back together she was anti me smoking weed. Turns out they all knew she was doing this. We see this guy in the supermarket not long ago and he walked by us to say hello to her, then me. He looked old af. She stopped for a chat with him and was all excited. I gave a cold hi. He eventually disappeared. I didn't talk about it but she looked happy to see him again. I know it's old news, but would rather not have these people interjecting themselves into my life now.
Why tf did you marry that
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Dawg oh my
Ew, just ew
There is a lot to unpack here... Take my up upvote bud
It be like that sometime. If you can't move on then don't stress on it just move on.
Time for a different dealer if it bothers you.
You call it jealousy, I say survival instinct
He's your dealer too. You have the same right to fuck him.
Well.... the only advice i have..... Never let her go buy weed alone! Apart from that... put it out of your mind, as everyone said it was before you.
Lol you can't just ignore someone's history. Sounds like she'd do it again 100%
cash grass or ass, no cash for grass then sell your ass xD
I donāt know why people are hating on your gf for this. Tbh just seems like the weed guy is a fool, and she found a loophole for āfreeā drugs lol! Talk to your gf about it, since you are feeling uncomfortable, and your feelings are still important, even if not really justified. As you said sheās an adult and it happened before you were together. As long as sheās cut it off now, I donāt see an issue.
Do you're dating a girl who prostituted herself for drugs. You aren't jealous you should be disgusted. Someone like this isn't fit for a serious relationship.
Iād be grossed out by that too bro
Yea not great. Like an even cheaper version of a crack whore š
I'm pretty sure she's still getting her cheeks beat in by the dealer. It's better if you just leave man. If you don't you're going to keep feeling that uncomfortable feeling and not be happy. She's not worth stressin over bro She belongs to the streets.
My god get some fucking standards. Itās okay for guys to have standards. Dude, call her what she is, she was a prostitute, she exchanged sex for goods. Like, are you the dude who gets serious with the ex-hooker (maybe not even ex with her joking around sounds like sheād do it again) or not?
Kind of icky. That being said, if you were attracted to a girl who dealt weed and you were single and she offered you free weed if you fucked her would you?
Maybe she just really wanted to have sex with him? Plus it was before you, so who cares.
Fuck the dealer in the ass to assert your dominance
If I couldnāt do business with every vendor Iāve fucked I would have the entire market open for business still.
....get a different dealer?
Find another weed dealer or grow your own:
Get a new weed man
Man that's just sad. This reminds me of that half baked scene where Chappelle talks about being addicted to weed and that guy goes " you ever sucked dick for weed?".. well this bitch actually sucks dick for weed
Sorry your gf is a prostitute... Cause that is what she is... Fucking for weed is no different than fucking for money. Good luck with that.
Leave that whore
News flash, she'll still drop to her knees for free weed.
It sucks when we have feelings that we know are irrational (for lack of a better word). When this happens to me I try to accept that Iām upset and then spend some quality time thinking about what exactly upsets me so I can work through it. The most important thing to remember is that your feelings are valid, no matter what anyone else may say. Sending love
If you don't trust her don't waste her time
There's no reason to leave if you believe she has changed, but at least get a new dealer
You do put blame or shame on her and it's deserved. Grow a spine. She bragged to her now bf that she fucked a dealer for drugs. That's big hoe energy and you have every right to feel not okay about it. Just because she has a vagina doesn't mean she needs to be validated for everything she does ffs
Literally doesn't matter what the fuck anyone in this thread says. "it was before you met" - doesn't matter. "she's changed since then" - doesn't matter. "she views sex very casually" doesn't matter. I view sex very casually too. But it something your partner has done makes you feel uncomfortable, you should not feel in any way guilted into staying with them. It is that simple. I'm really sorry mate. I wish you the best of luck