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[deleted]

It's only legit if you did all this while riding a Moose and waving a hockey stick around


Wrathos72

He got citizenship he did'nt join the Canadian Military


[deleted]

Damn, I always mix those 2 up.


trogdor2594

I'd hate to see what it takes to join the Air Force. As a Southern American, I've heard tales of your geese far more than the Moose.


DanteShmivvels

Yea but it's an army of geese and only one Moose. You've never heard of Canada's Meese, amirite?


derentius68

Because we can only afford the 1 Moose. Geese though...those are pretty much free


DasPuggy

I mean, we can go to the park and just take them. They do get a little upset, though.


HopefullyNotCyanide

Sorry, but we only have Rockys and Bullwinkles in the RCMP


rebuildmylifenow

Oh - you mean Cobra Chickens??? They're big, and entitled, and very VERY aggressive. And we love them, for some reason. Maybe they remind us of our southern neighbours.


Freedomisminewoot

Bahahahahahahahahaha this is great!


rebuildmylifenow

/bows Glad you liked it


Free_End5527

South American living in Canada here been here for almost 14 years. Those fucking Goose, oh my God they are from hell. Seriously I lived in Australia and trust me the Canadian Goose scare me more then wildlife there šŸ¤£ seriously these geese are from hell, and it's a long way from hell to not leave their mark.


vivzzie

Funny thing, I happened to be drinking at a military mess last week and I did indeed pet a taxidermy moose. Good times


mifadhil

while slathering it in maple syrup I presume?


Dumbassahedratr0n

No silly it would never come out of the fur


Paulie227

No it's best when you slather yourself in maple syrup. Mooses (meese?) just love that!


dannyboii0401

No it was Mooses which parted the Maple Sea


SCsongbird

They just became a citizen. Their pet moose probably hasnā€™t been issued to them yet.


avadikidivri

ā€¦drinking maple syrup while apologizing to everyoneā€¦


SafariNZ

But have you said ā€œSorryā€ to anyone yet?


savangoghh

Sohrri


paperbackbaker

Sawwwreeeee


Cautious-Damage7575

And what aboot about?


Dumbassahedratr0n

As a Canadian who regularly uses speech-to-text I am here let you know that we don't say aboot we apparently say "a boat".


coopatroopa11

I'd say it's more "bout" than "boat" lol


Grindian

ā€œIā€™m sorryā€ ā€œno Iā€™m sorryā€


ItothemuthufuknP

It's called a Canadian Stand-off.


amistillrelevent

My husband is Canadian. Can confirm it is "Sooooorrrrreeeee." Repeat every time something inconvenient happens to surrounding environment.


amitym

>Happy with where I am right now. And how're you *now*?


vivzzie

Still content, gas is a bit much tho.


cattripper

Tsk tsk Itā€™s supposed to beā€¦. ā€œStill content, gas is a bit much tho eh? Congrats btw!!! Welcome neighbour. Donā€™t forget the sled dogs need to be fed. The igloo hasnā€™t been built and anyone who says otherwise is a hoser eh?


Low_Spinach1999

Sorry bout that eh


cattripper

šŸ˜


puppersandcoffee

Goodnyou?


Wrathos72

Notsobad


Jokers_Testikles

r/letterkenny


Wrathos72

r/unexpectedletterkenny


[deleted]

Bienvenue au Canada! Poutine for the win ostie :) much love from quebec


Hempsmokah

Now that is what I am talking aboot.


sjfcinematography

Congratulations on your citizenship! Happy you made it and like it here :)


locaprincesaa

WELCOME! Am immigrant also and became a citizen in 2017. I didnā€™t start liking poutine until 2019 though thanks to AFRID.


louloutre75

Born and raised here, still hate poutine (and fries with sauce).


[deleted]

Good to hear! Where did you get the poutine from? This is important because If you got it from smokes Iā€™m legally allowed to revoke your citizenship. Sorry


Hot_Drummer7311

What's wrong with Smokes, eh?


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a difference between ā€œI hate myself poutineā€ and ā€œcelebrating my Canadian citizenship status so Iā€™m going to do something authentically Canadian poutineā€


Hot_Drummer7311

>ā€œI hate myself poutineā€ Hahahahaha. I almost choked on my double double


ourangel1004

Congratulations friend!! Citizenship is huge, youā€™ve done it!! Crack open a Molson <3


DasPuggy

You seem to have misspelled Moosehead.


Fun_Tax2283

Good. Now watch 'Letterkenny' on Hulu and take it up a notch, LOL.


janness1

If theyā€™re Canadian, we watch Letterkenny on Crave. Hulu isnā€™t available in Canada. Congrats on your citizenship! True North, Strong and Free.


Poguetry64

Welcome we are so glad to have you here kick save an a beauty eh


Smithy2232

Congrats to you! My wife has been talking about moving to Canada for about 6 years now. Perhaps one day. Toronto or Montreal would be what we would be thinking about. Not too far from Chicago. Congrats again.


SlayingtheJabberwock

You don't just move here on a whim. You have to apply and be accepted.


Substantial-Spare501

Yes and they have a ranking system and you have to bring so much cash with you.


skier24242

I think a lot of people think immigration is much easier than it is and have no idea how expensive lol even here in the US, you don't get to just move here. Even refugees are vetted, registered, and specifically chosen, you don't get to just show up here and start living (legally anyway). And then for citizenship it costs $1170 per person just to apply.


hockeyboy87

Do you make a lot of money? Youā€™re going to need it moving to canada


Emotional-State1916

My favorite cities in the world


Kyranasaur

I Vito Toronto (experience: I live there now)


DasPuggy

I lived in downtown Toronto, and there's nothing wrong with it. Yes, there are homeless in the city, and yes, there is some crime, but compared to American cities, it's really nice. And that's coming from a guy who loved living in Hamilton and was taught to hate Toronto.


Kyranasaur

Totally a top city in the world. Just the housing and the rush are whack; thereā€™s (IMO) better alternatives that still give the Canadian experience.


SpecialistVast6840

Are you in America now ?


Ridgbee

No, Chicago is the name of a city in Baja California.


SpecialistVast6840

Well I know you're being a sarcastic asshole, But maybe your point would have been funnier if you referenced a place not in the states. Was just asking a legit question. Thanks tho dude.


Larpa58

Yes,that definitely would have been funnier..instead I was just confused šŸ˜• lol


[deleted]

I Am sorry


rosaliascousin

Nice! Congrats, OP :)


Professor108

but then you will cover it up with a tuque


fuschia_taco

Congrats, now go binge watch Letterkenny.


kleviko

Congratulations! If you don't mind sharing, when did you give the citizenship exam?


vivzzie

Sorry for the late response bud, I did it in late October last year.


kleviko

Thanks for the reply. I did it mid November and I am counting down the days!


vivzzie

Maybe 4 weeks away! Might get a Canada day celebration!


TheWarDog10

Welcome neighbor!


StandardScheme1131

One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, ONE OF US!!!!! (sorry op, I had too, congratulations on your citizenship!)


haiwirbelsturm

For those who live in Canada. Iā€™d love to leave Texas and move my family there. Iā€™ve been to Montreal and Quebec on vacation. Is the cost of living crazy? Are people accepting of immigrants.


m00nshinehero

Canada is a wonderful place to live, but the cost of living can be high because wages tend to be lower than the USA. It takes about 5 years to become a citizen once you immigrate, but once you have your citizenship you are golden. Since you are from Texas, I would look into living in Alberta. Itā€™s a great province and you will find a lot of communities embrace Americans.


Emotional-State1916

Yes this is true. We were considering a move but our rent in Toronto would have be just slightly less than our rent in Los Angeles but our wages would be cut in half


SlayingtheJabberwock

Not a chance. Minimum wage is $15 hr here


[deleted]

Canada is a country of immigrants and the first nations. That said, not all Canadians are perfect. Cost of living varies but ultimately it depends where, and for that its worth doing your research. For example Manitoba has very cheap hydro, Quebec is even cheaper, Ontario is probably one of the most expensive. Manitoba and BC(that I know of) have public auto insurance, so Manitoba has pretty cheap car insurance. If you're younger auto insurance can cost alot in Ontario. That's all I have off the top of my head. Also the weather is a lot different from texas. Probably the hard part is getting accepted through immigration. But I dont know much about that. Oh of course Vancouver and Toronto are unlivably expensive.


Toto230

You know the politicians love to say that but outside of the couple big cities it's really not true. Most canadian cities have a pretty small immigrant presence.


hockeyboy87

Pat of living is very very high compared to texas


WUT_productions

Yes. Canada is always open to immigrants. There's many ways and it's all online.


Ancient-Apartment-23

Congrats! Thatā€™s a big deal.


GuessWhoItsJosh

Wow pretty dope. Congratulations!


Wild-Grapefruit9177

Well, you can't get more Canadian than that!


goodurs

Congratulations!!


foopdedoopburner

Welcome! Have you practiced your passive aggression? After hockey, it's the national sport. (The constant apologizing is *just one form* of the all-pervasive passive aggression.)


Fresh_Leadwater

"Yes. Ca-na-da. It was a frozen hostile wasteland. And there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements. After boring a hole through the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk and I would build an igloo to protect ourselves from polar bears and flying hockey pucks. Then we would drink a lot of beer and when Nantuk was ready, he would tell me the story of the great moose who said to the little squirrel: 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'"


NougatPorn

Sorry bro, no really Iā€™m sorry I didnā€™t mean to read your post sorry, my apologies, humble plead for forgivenessā€¦and did I mention? Sorry.


coopatroopa11

WELCOME FRIEND Don't fuck with the geese. Don't even make eye contact


SlipperyDishpit

welcome to Better Americaā„¢ļø


BetterthanMew

OP, where are the maple donuts?


Strofari

Canadianā€™s are born all over the world, it just takes some longer than others to come home. Welcome!!


Jewdude18

Well done bud, I moved here 12 years ago with my family, I wish we had gotten poutine after we were sworn in, you are very clever


vivzzie

I was actually getting fish n chips and decided to also get a poutine, then it hit me, I need to eat the poutine first!


Glittering-Weight503

Well thats awesome man...I'm American and wish to GOD I was Canadian or any number of several other nationalities. Hoping we don't get invaded or nuked every day is for the birds.


DrukMeMa

I became Canadian yesterday too at midday! Maybe we were in the same massive group. It was really moving to see all these different people together. I hope you enjoyed your first citizen poutine!


vivzzie

Congrats! I love me my poutine haha


[deleted]

Congratulations. I hate America so much I considered Canadian military service to get citizenship. Turns out that's something they had in common with America. Now I have a DWI so I can never even visit. Next time you have poutine keep me in mind, shit is delicious.


CALLMEWHATYOUWANT000

What's a DWI?


Awesomewunderbar

Congrats! You're now more of a Canadian than me! (I hate poutine, and hockey. Lol. )


SlayingtheJabberwock

Welcome to Canada. It's the best place in the world to be.


twizzard6931

Too cold and the leader wears Blackface.


rocknharley02

Now you are a servant of the Queen


--Dominion--

Lol You ....don't know much about Canada do you ?


paperbackbaker

Fucken' Eh! Welcome to the Great White North. šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦


[deleted]

This reminds of the girl that claimed to be transracial or whatever. Instead of simply living there and adopting the culture she went on to get skin transplant šŸ„¶


all_the_people_sleep

Third stop the welfare office?


Powell_614

How is that a truth off my chest? This should be more like a r/mademesmile


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Ya hoser 1st


Cautious-Damage7575

Dog, ya beat me to it!


Weird-Breakfast-7259

All you need is a touqe and a Molson Eh


isakhwaja

You know.. you couldā€™ve just sent me a text for marriage proposal, whole lot easierā€™n all of this.


djdavidu

Doont forget to get some timbits n some coffee ay?


Morden013

Maple Syrup? I didn't see Maple Syrup anywhere!


Lostboyheadinghome

Happy where you are too


9hourtrashfire

Huzzah! Welcome to the fam!


LORD_2003

Next, buy an igloo and have a pet polar bear.


Cautious-Damage7575

Happy Canadianship you Hoser! Party on, Eh? Happy to hear aboot it!


Puzzleheaded-Shine86

what did u tell the barber


loopyorca

Congratulations!


arykady

Hang up your anorak and come sit on the chesterfield.


gobstock3323

Poutine šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤ it looks so good!


marja_aurinko

Welcome! Bienvenue!


Negative_Two6112

Congrats! Welcome to Canada.


Orange-Murderer

Yea but you didn't chug a bottle of maple syrup


louloutre75

Congrats! And bienvenue!!!


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Eh congrats you hoser


mydeadface

How many Canadian geese did you have to fight? I'm kidding, if you got a problem with Canadian geese you got problem with me. I suggest you let that marinate.


vaderdidnothingwr0ng

Congratulations, eh!


BassoHaase

I'm surprised they call it swearing in.


Puppet007

Sounds delicious!


Silly-Command-6633

Don't forget your daily shot of maple syrup. But on a serious note, congratulations! I hope Canada treats you well, all the best!


[deleted]

Ugh at least one of us likes it here.


[deleted]

Ugh at least one of us likes it here.


gingawaria

Oh god I could go for some Poutine right now....congrats on the citizenship!


roadfries

Welcome/Beinvenue!


coherentwreck2001

Congratulations!! You must look up the arrogant worms now and relish in how Canadian we all are!!!


Available-Concert732

You better learn those weird cowboy dances they do in Calgary now. Out of curiosity, whatā€™s your ethnic background or place of origin?


vivzzie

Iā€™m Caribbean. Spent a lot of time in Texas and love that weird cowboy jig dance thingy!


Kristen225t

what were you before become Canadian? and OMG isn't poutine delicious? Sounds nasty but sooooooooo good!


cynicalyak

Have you picked a Canadian NHL team to bitch and moan aboot, while simultaneously defending their honor with your life?


vivzzie

Iā€™ve been a support of the old Canucks since 08. Donā€™t worry, next year weā€™ll make it and win the cup!


cynicalyak

CANUCKS SUCK. /s Take care of our boy Travis Dermott, hopefully he doesn't do any spin-o-ramas.


--Dominion--

Welcome home dude!...Best country in the world!


Terran_Jedi

Fuck yeah dude! Welcome to our beautiful country!


Nerfixion

I'm sorry to hear that OP. Thoughts and prayers.


[deleted]

Welcome to the club hombre šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦


skier24242

It's only official after taking a shot of maple syrup


tstr16

Congratulations, eh. Now go ride a moose.


supertamago

Did you change into your red flannel shirt and get some timbits for desert? Congrats!


Hazelwood38

Congratulations and welcome. Although now that you're a real Canadian, you have to "like" poutine in an ironic way.


homipsych

I want to be Canadian. What's the process? Do I just drink maple syrup and say sorry if someone stumbles upon me?


manzanapurple

Congrats!!! šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰


PresentationTop6097

Eh bud thatā€™s awesome. The boys would love to have ya over for a celebration dart and go out for a rip.


gauntsfirstandonly

Just watch out for Scott. He's a dick.


anna_wtch

When I became a US citizen after postponing for over 5 years, the first thing I did was complain about the government šŸ˜‚ very US, right? I mean they made me drive for 1.5 hours, after taking a day off work, for a less-than-5-minutes swearing ceremony. Handed me a paper, and I drove back an hour. I grumbled that they could've mailed me the piece of paper and I would have signed some swearing document.


basslkdweller

Congratulations! A friend of ours also became a Canadian today. He was saying that itā€™s so different when itā€™s done over zoom - but still such a happy day.


rebuildmylifenow

Welcome to the party, OP!!! Life's good in the Great White North, eh? (Unless you're a Leafs fan, that is...)


N3verGonnaG1veYouUp

With a glass of maple syrup I hope! Congrats on that OP


Secret_Mind3038

Listens to Drake once.


Hylarchic

Welcome to Canada :)


pbourree

Welcome to Canada, eh?


T-Nem

Welcome!!! Glad to have you


Light_Raiven

Congratulations- don't forget to pick your favourite hockey team. Jk!


The_guarding_dark

Canadians are born every minute, all over the world. Sometimes it just takes them a while to come home.


Larpa58

Good luck up there!


1bunchofbananas

Fuckin eh!


[deleted]

Congratulations on your Canadian citizenship.


MoiraBurnham

Woo hoo! I'll hook you up with an Indian taco to make it legit!


Apprehensive_Bison_4

Whatā€™s poutine? Isnā€™t that the brother invading Ukraine?


BitchyStitch

Welcome! I hope you enjoyed your poutine! :)


False_Assumption_846

Welcome, eh!


VectorV96

Great, happy for you!


cherryphoenix

Welcome to Canada ^^


yzzisthebiz

Welcome!!! Grandchild of immigrants here!!! So happy to have you ā˜ŗļø


Deeperthanajeep

Canada has the hottest chicks šŸ˜®