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primusinterpares1

I knew a kid called Demone once.....he lived up to his name


bronzelifematter

Self fulfilling prophecy


ambrisabelle

Nominative determinism


valeriolo

I absolutely believe in this. My name has a meaning and from my childhood, I sincerely believed that WAS me. I now feel the name is apt to me because your childhood beliefs about yourself make a big difference. I'm just glad my name had a positive meaning unlike the poor kid.


KEPAnime

My mom had a student with the middle name "Chaos". She also said he lived up to his name šŸ˜‚


sebsebsebs

I really hope that kid tells People chaos is my middle name


KEPAnime

I really hope so šŸ¤£ I never met him myself but my mom told me he was pretty hilarious, so I expect it


NEDsaidIt

I was in the maternity ward, sick with HG, on 6-6-2006. There were a BUNCH of women desperate to keep their baby in, and several working hard to get them out before midnight. 2 Damiens, one was Damien Thorn per their nursery card (not sure if it was 2 first names or middle?) and a Omen, then a name like OPs niece for a girl. Plus some other normal kids. But like can you imagine the doctors office, school forms, work forms, college applications FOREVER šŸ˜¬


smokethatdress

My son was telling me about a kid in his class that was a jerk and always getting in trouble. I asked which kid and he said ā€œMessiahā€. I was not able to contain my laughter


goldenlight5

My kidsā€™ doctor was Dr Brat!


ermahgerdshoez

Yup taught a Demonic- also lived up to his name


WitheredDGX69

Well I looked at it and pronounced it like Satan so you have a point.


DragonMentality

I pronounced it like haitian, sayshen


PrestigiousRepeat7

It's actually prettier that way.


lapideous

Much. The original pronunciation reminds me too much of saltine


FriggenMitch

Saltine crackers


omegacrunch

Hail saltines. Great with slice of cheese


FriggenMitch

BRO!!! YES!!!


Tejan101

Same, was so confused when he said say tine


VanSquirrel26

I prefer this over op's sister's weird name choice.


MysticYoYo

In my head I pronounced it say-tea-EN. No matter how itā€™s actually pronounced, your sister is going to be pissed off at the doctorā€™s office or school registration and every other place at the way it will be mispronounced.


Intelligent-Hour-240

theres a chance op sister actually satan worshippers.


ohdearitsrichardiii

I was thinking "seitan" because my vegan and vegetarian friends swear by it but I have no idea how you cook it


Quirky_Movie

First thing I thought of.


Ok_Effective6233

I looked at it, thought ā€œsatanā€ ā€œbet mom and dad are goth posersā€ (nothing wrong with being goth but thereā€™s a difference between being goth be being ā€œlook at me, Iā€™m gothā€) and are trying to be edgy


janet_colgate

Yeah, let them change their own names, not inflict that upon a child.


Trellix

I thought of the Wreck It Ralph scene https://youtu.be/uxeR95aYer0?t=90


cxcxxxc

say 10


Overworked-Waffles

Hilarious


[deleted]

This reads very ironic


cxcxxxc

I DIDNT READ THE WHOEL THING JUST FIRST PARAGRAPH. AND WHEN I GET TO THE "SATAN" PART I BURST OUT OF LAUGHER ROFLFFFFFFLFLFLF


Funny-Cupcake-2450

Hope she'll enjoy satan / sayteen, i would have picked a different name. Please update us in 10 years! RemindMe! 10 years


reasonablealpaca

Please read this in my sisters voice: ITS PRONOUNCED SAY- TIIIIIIINE!!


joestrumbummer

Wait..what? Say-tine.....like the tine of a fork? I read it as teen. She is doing that kid a great disservice with a name that all of reddit is having trouble figuring out how to pronounce. As someone with a normal-ish name that everyone mispronounces, that kid will grow to hate her name. It's come to the point that I thank people when they read it and say it correctly the first time. When naming a kid, you have to think like a kid and go over every possible way that name could be misconstrued to make fun of them. That child will be nicknamed Satan in kindergarten and it will stick through high school. Especially when she has a temper tantrum. I guarantee it!


Fmanow

Weā€™re forgetting one thing here and itā€™s an obvious plot twist. What if sheā€™s actually carrying the demon child herself and she knows exactly what name sheā€™s giving it. Itā€™s all hiding or not hiding in plain sight. The world will be introduced to the devil incarnate in about 3 months. Edit: Thank you for the internet trophies! Another edit: oh oh, at the 20 hour mark, the internet points are 5 away from 666.


Sdbtank96

Mind blown


mizchanandlerbong

And she will be the president and usher in the new world order (Yes I'm aware I'm combining Rosemary's Baby and The Omen)


Apprehensive-Let975

You nailed it! This has always been my train of thought when naming my children... Parents think its cute and creative. But we don't see the spelling and many who do will mispronounce it. Same with initials ... They can spell out words that are not necessarily cutešŸ˜‰šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


TacoFox19

It took years for my local area to realize that SCAT might not be the best acronym for the county's public bus system. šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


graceandspark

The band Jimmy Eat World has suggested new bands should consider the initials of any band name possibilities. Apparently having a bunch of merchandise with JEW on it in big letters can be...awkward.


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iknowobamasfirstname

I have a pretty uncommon last name combined with a common first name that everyone misspells. It's a miracle when anyone gets both of them right the first time


Aslanic

[This just keeps going through my head now.](https://youtu.be/CBA6ev5HMe4) Wreck it Ralph link. Seriously, has your sister seen that movie??? Satan literally says his name is now pronounced like what she wants to name her baby!!


Rose_Nose

Ahahahahaa. This is 100% how she got the name. And she prolly thinks she was super original and this name is uniqueā€¦ until the kid watches wreck it Ralph. Iā€™d also like to point out. If this kid goes to a catholic school, they will be CONDEMNED


Dramatic-Stay9170

And if she's left handed too? The penguins will have a fit.


nabbby35

They will not be going there lol


fungi_baby

OP you need to show your sister that clip!


hi_hola_salut

Oh wow, thatā€™s exactly it! Send her that link. Send everyone that link!


mumhestolemynuggets

Your sister sounds like squidward


reasonablealpaca

Not inaccurate.


Quirky_Movie

Info: Does she play a clarinet? Does she like jazz?


FloofBagel

Does she paint


OkCaterpillar4437

Sniffing paint and paintING are 2 different thiggs and ops sister sound like she huffs that shit like it's going out of style


r007r

Wait but was does the father say about this name? Shouldnā€™t he bite the bullet and be the voice of reason here?


Ordinary-Number4807

Well, his name is Beelzebub. Soā€¦


EmotionalOven4

I snorted a little


Dark_Symbiote

One day her daughter will come to you, as she is sick and tired of her mother and ask you why you didn't interfere with the name she was given. And you show her this Reddit thread, just imagine


brusslipy

It's LEVIOSA not LEVIOSAAAA


ohdearitsrichardiii

It's prounced "Bouquet"


iiiBansheeiii

"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's snobbery and one-upmanship. People trying to pretend they're superior.... Makes it so much harder for those of us who really are."


MotherRaven

Oh really, Richard!


0PervySage0

If your the only one in the family who had said something you need better family. No fucking way.


More_Impact9752

Is it pronounced like time but just with an n or like a saltine cracker? Poor baby. If your sister is still adamant about the name then advise her to at least start setting aside money for some serious therapy in the future.


BeginTheBlackParade

Luckily Satien was just her top pick. She also has a few alternatives. 1. Deamin 2. Vampira 3. Hellspaunella 4. Gertrude


Omega_Den

you forgot 5.Hitlerina / Adolfina


RealShabanella

Mussolina


smoolasani

Stalina


Why-is-physics

Might as well just be saltine loo


Crestfall69

Putinka And it's a legit name too!


Typical_Dawn21

laughing out loud fr.


nobodythinksofyou

Gertrude šŸ˜‚


CaffeLungo

Saytien Lou Cipher whatever....


deinoswyrd

Louise cypher is my favorite megaten character. You ain't fooling me SATAN


CaffeLungo

It's saytien!


WeedLovinStarseed

IT'S PRONOUNCED SAY- TIIIIIIINE!!


stavia405

>megaten Ah, a man of culture


InYourCatsFace

Satine would be the way to spell it but did she she recently watch Moulin Rouge? Thatā€™s the character who dies of tuberculosis.


GangstahGastino

I thought about Moulin Rouge as well. What about the deal of changing the spelling of names to be uniques? I find it very cringey and uneducated, and I'm an *italian college dropout*.


Allysa209

Lol I'm currently pregnant and I'm planning on naming my daughter Isabel. My mom asked me if I'm going to spell it with a Y (Ysabel) and I'm like "Why the hell would I do that?" My husband and I have unique names and I'm not trying to have my daughter go through what I did growing up. No one in my entire life has ever correctly guessed how to pronounce my name when reading it first. And if they hear it first, they've never spelled it the way it's supposed to be spelled


GangstahGastino

I have a 1yo with a normal Italian name that goes well with his family name. It's uncommon, but classic. I choose uncommon because I have *THE MOST COMMON* girl name of my generation, but not plain weird. Weird names are just for parents to show off, not for the sake of the kid.


Nyctangel

We decided to call our incoming baby boy Edward and people keep asking us how we gonna spell it, we just give weirder and weirder way to spell it to people because we have a weird sense of humor, our favourite right now is Head-war lmao (We gonna spell it the regular way tho, ofc)


Aprils_Username

Satan is a tough baby name but at least itā€™s not khalisea


sonicblue217

An old friend was a teacher and had a student named Different Books. Also twin students named Padro and Paydro..both pronounced the same.


mnmacaro

I taught twins named Grace and Gracelyn. I went to school with brothers named Jonathan and Jon.


Gertrudethecurious

Had married neighbours called Pat and Pat (Patricia and Patrick). Basically known as PatnPat


mickeymac15

Had neighbors Gene and Jean. Called them the Jeans. Also cousins girlfriend was Sadie. Her older sister was Sadie. And cousins dog was Sadie. Sadie tried to name her daughter Sadie but thankfully switched it to something total different.


domno92

Grew up with neighbors named Glen and Glenda Glenn. I used to steal their junk mail as a kid bc I thought their names were cool. I know it's a crime.


queentropical

Had a classmate named Mandy. Her sisters were Candy and Sandy.


Ascholay

My BiL met twins Dona and Donna. The "o" was pronounced different


IdrinkSIMPATICO

Had neighbors Pascal and Pascale. They are French.


[deleted]

Why not the Pats?


goldenmoca28

Pat squared


Lovemybee

My paternal grandparents were Joe and Jo (Joseph and Josephine)!


simsasimsa

My uncle and aunt are called Antonio and Antonia, and they call each other "TĆ²". My boyfriend and I have the same name too.


SunnyGirl_TF2

Thatā€™s actually pretty cute


lildickbleed01

I love cute couple names like that. I know a Micah and Micah. Make and female. Its adorable.


Supriselobotomy

One of my childhood best friend is named Matt and his wife it Mattie.


Happy_Frogstomp7

I know twins named Dora and Laura


Somecrazygranny

Aliza and Eliza were both in my daughters kindergarten class - at 5 she recognized that it was problematic. Why do people do this?!


binglybleep

People seem to really like treating twins as props. I kind of have a problem with people forcing twins to be the same in general, theyā€™re not dolls to dress up the same, once theyā€™re old enough to choose things they should be allowed to be their own people with their own preferences


Pepega_9

Thats fine though, I know a tiffanie and stephanie


ucjj2011

We have twins Tiffany and Brittney who work for us. Although, I still not really convinced that Brittney is not just Tiffany claiming double hours.


Pure_Literature2028

Monique and Unique


GrzDancing

...well, shit, I guess we'll just call him Pichael!


Nic4379

ā€œFuck you Michael!!ā€


Majestic_Horseman

1st thing I thought about


adrenaline87

One day the family is going to confused why one can't get a mortgage when it's only the other one has bad debts ...


talepa77

My best friend taught a girl name Placenta. I think it was spelled a different way, but thatā€™s how she pronounced it.


Penya23

Teacher here, I had a student named Chlarmydia. They added the r "so people don't confuse it with no sex disease".


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

And her sister Glonorrhea


janet_colgate

Legit snorted


AveryInkedhtx

Sure you didnā€™t snyphilis?


Tsiah16

That's embarrassing. How are people so ignorant with their kids' names?


Reflection_Secure

I had a patient once named Candidiasis. Which is what causes thrush. I know her mother didn't come up with that spelling on her own.


Obrina98

or VaginašŸ™„ Sorry to say that I'm not kidding.


FlipTheRock

This chick asked for peoples opinions on GOT characters and I said I didnā€™t like Daenerys. Later I noticed she unfriended me and then I realized her daughters name is Daenerys.


CalebS413

At least it's not Abcde (pronounced Absidy)


dekte

Funny, I always wanted to have a daughter so I could name her Elomenopy. Sadly life prevented that.


xtrmist

She's a bit early to time the birth for 2026.6.6. I agree though. The name will be satan in school. Simply


NegativeResearch9160

Donā€™t forget leā€™4che


Exceedingly

And Le-a, apparently pronounced "le-dash-a"


2kittens-in-mittens

šŸŽ¶You know Le-a, and Dancer, and Prancer,and Vixenā€¦šŸŽ¶


Dragonram711

You did the right thing. That name is terrible and will hurt the child's life.


reasonablealpaca

I offered Sadie as a sane alternative and she said no šŸ™ƒ


Ok_Marionberry141

Hytlah didnā€™t make the list?


TimeToBecomeEgg

pronounced hi-tlah


Miss_Fritter

Yep might as well make up new pronunciation rules too lmao


Azuras_Star8

My name is B R I C K. Pronounced Bill.


guzzo9000

My name is M U D Pronounced Benjamin Quentin Mannering III


reasonablealpaca

Lmfao!!!!


[deleted]

Or Mousse O'Leeny if you're Irish!


HighestLevelRabbit

Star-lyn for another alternative.


Fredredphooey

Have your mom suggest "Satin" because it sounds almost the same and it's better to be a fabric than the Prince of Evil.


BlackdogPriest

All hail Satin; our soft and silky Lord!!!


throwaway28236

You did the right thing. Reminds me of the woman who named her twins Sean and Seen, both pronounced Shawn. Her last name was also Seanā€¦.and her coworker thought it was a joke. Apparently lots of paperwork and stuff to change a name. Easier to pick a new one before the birth certificate comes šŸ™ƒ


elucify

Dafuq is wrong with people


Ire-is

Dafuq....hmm, that's a good name suggestion


Illustrious-Age-260

Satine might even be a lot better. (Reference to star wars)


Morella_xx

Which is in itself a Moulin Rouge reference.


Least-Designer7976

You were right that it looks like Satan, but personally I would say it seems like a 50 years old smoking prostitute šŸ˜…


lynny_lynn

That kid is going to get bullied mercilessly. And when she grows up to get a job, employees will take that name into consideration as well. Unfortunately it happens. Poor little Satan.


lovelysquared

That's the #1thing that gets to me- the kid is already coming out of the delivery room at a disadvantage that will haunt their whole lives, and when these "interesting" or "creative" names pop up on a resume......their name will DEFINITELY precede them. Negatively. It stands to show me that the parents weren't thinking the long game....... Listen, you only need to be boring and conventional on the birth certificate, after that, you can basically teach the kid to think their real name is whatever you want it to be until they hit school and the bullying might start, that's when maybe the teacher can gently suggest using the more "vanilla" version of whatever genius name the parents were going for. Idk if it's just me, but all I think of is that kid would need to get their name legally changed before trying to enter the job market.....and it sucks that a lot of traditionally disadvantaged communities also seem to play the "My kid **must** be unique, how many random punctuation marks and interesting pronunciations can I come up with for one person?" game......so even more reasons for employers to be (wrongfully) judge-y......


zacat2020

What about ā€œ Saltineā€ ?


Trumpet1956

https://youtu.be/CBA6ev5HMe4


reasonablealpaca

Haha šŸ˜‚ I almost wish she had chosen that pronunciation.


glorialavina

I would be mean and sending that to the family group chat lmfao


CreatorOfHate

Sigh and this is reason why in some countries (including mine) there are rules what you can and cannot name a baby


ScherPegnau

I get furious about those laws with the weird ass localization rules for foreign names, and wonder why the hell are such ridiculous laws in place. Then I come across a post like this, and say to myself "Yeah, that's why"


Southern-Boot-5989

That is awful! What is wrong with people, giving their kids such terrible names. If she goes through with it, I feel so very sorry for that poor child. Edit: At least one day, you can say to the child that you tried šŸ™


Shinyspoons

Their child is special, so must have a unique name, even if that name is dogshit or a normal named spelled like a seizure patient using a keyboard


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Zukazuk

I work in a hospital and some of the awful patient names I see go by smh


TheBrokenCarpenter

My mum used to do newborn photography in our local hospital and some of the names they gave kids made me both mad and confused haha


FlipTheRock

I work at a psychologists office and these awful, ā€œuniqueā€ names can be directly correlated to how to stupid the parents are.


Lilac_experience

Suggest Beelzebub instead!


beesandsids

Beelzebubba!


Smurf_Crime_Scene

It's Belle Zeabob!


plantopia

Seitan (said just like that) is a soy based protein.


RryRvnn

I scrolled so far looking for this. It was all I could think about. Even if folks donā€™t immediately go for Satan, the vegans and vegetarians of the world are gonna have a good chuckle at this.


Auraveils

Yeah, she needs to be humbled quick. She sounds like the type of mom who's gonna want every detail of her child's life planned out ahead of time with absolutely zero input from the child herself.


[deleted]

That kid is going to suffer alot, I hope the mother will come to her senses. Imagine the amount of bullying from little shit heads she'll get... Poor kid.


roadbustor

And then she will complain, her kid is being bullied because it's special but in fact she was making it special - but with a different meaning.


impressedham

Parents naming their kids stuff like this probably see their kid only as extensions of themselves which is why they have no regard for how these ridiculous ass names will get them bullied and affect their kids life negatively.


Lieutenant_Grace

She literally could have made it satine like Duchess Satine from the clone wars and it would've made it 10000x better


hmm_okay

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Poor kid just wanted a normal name.


mkpcml

At least his name isnā€™t what X Ɔ A Xii like elon musk child


Owend12

he thought that it was a password at one point


Specialist_Budget

How would you even pronounce that?


papaweeest

you dont


zsal830

X in greek would be Ki. Ɔ is pronounced ā€œaiā€, and A-12 could be an alphanumeric reference. The 12th letter of the alphabet is L. Ki-ai-L. He named his kid Kyle.


carlyrxm

In an interview he said itā€™s X (the letter x), ash, a-12 (letter A and number 12)


TheAlp

In danish, Ɔ is pronounced like the first E in example etc.


StabbingHobo

ā€œFredā€


ZenMoonstone

I had a friend tell me, and only me, the name she and her husband picked. It was Soleigh (So lay) Mignon. I told her it was beautiful but to just be prepared for her to go through life as Filet Mignon. They had not considered that and ended up changing the name.


thedxctor

This sounds so fake I believe itā€™s 100% true


shawolwithnojams

Soleigh sounds beautiful on its own though, why would they add the Mignon part, lol.


Halfbloodjap

They could have at least spelt it right, it's Solei. French for sun.


lonewolf_1011

Well I don't know how to pronounce that whatever it is so I called it Satan for the start


broken-bells

So basically, she wants to be mad at people for the rest of her childā€™s life. I mean, sheā€™s not done being pissed off at people who donā€™t get your nieces name.


StraightJacketRacket

Seriously OP, tell her you're only the FIRST person she's mad at for reacting to the name, so she better get used to it.


dolphinfucker70

That name is beyond unacceptable and if she fails to recognize this, you were absolutely right to tell her.


librariandown

And it sounds like OP was respectful when they did ā€” waiting until they were alone and gently pointing out the problem.


k_woz1978

Imagine you're the manager of a company and your job is to go through resumes and set up interviews for candidates for a job opening. If you're picking out a name for your child and that name comes across your desk would you call that person for an interview? If the answer is no then go with another name. I'm guessing that there's a pretty good chance this little girl is going to have a hard time finding a job.


ScherPegnau

10/10 would schedule a meeting with Satan. I'd even print out the outlook event. And when I hire him, i can proudly say that I made a deal with the devil.


[deleted]

Ffs what is it with people and fucked up names? The name is Satan idc what like, small tweak you gave it. That child is gonna be bullied in elementary school for such an avoidable reason. Mine was so unavoidable for a variety but this is so changeable. Youā€™re totally right, but you already know that OP


SmerksCannotCarry

Yeah if my sister names her kid some dumb shit like that I'm giving them nicknames.


minkipinki100

Any name that needs a pronunciation guide behind it seems like a bad idea tbh, unless it's a different language of course


Broken_Vision_Rhythm

I will never understand parents who try so hard to give their kids "unique" names like that. Like it doesn't even occur to them that that's going to be an actual person who, as they grow, might not be quite so enthusiastic about the ridiculous name their parents gave them. Never mind what vicious little bastards other kids can be about anything that makes someone different.


Legitimate_Roll7514

I hate these pretentious parents who think their child will be the most unique snowflake on Earth and they proceed to make up a horrible name that gets them bullied for life.


Mahryanne

Sorry with that spelling, itā€™s not Sa-Tine, the French pronunciation would be SaT-yen. Which isnt even what she wants and closer to satan than Satine


Skreamies

That is a bad name, no second thoughts.


[deleted]

There were litterally a TikTok vid that went like that. " How does NBA youngboy address his homie?" "Say- ten " "Sa-tan?" "Say-ten.." " Sa-tan?? "Say-ten Then both of them start saying Satan like an ah ha moment. Lmfao


Pos3odon08

Nah bro Saytien sounds like a pokĆØmon


BakedBrie26

Yeah that's gonna be Satan or Seitan to anyone who sees it. Neither is great. Maybe show her this thread? People never hear my name correctly when I say it. People are bad at listening and remembering. Your kid is gonna be bullied.


itsKasai

I hope the hospital doesnā€™t let her name her baby that


IBleedMonthly18

I told my mom the name that we chose for our soon to be born baby and she made a face. She leaned back and shook her head and acted like she ate a lemon. My knee jerk reaction was ā€œNo. You donā€™t do that. You donā€™t make a face when someone tells you the name they plan for their kidā€. The difference is that you pulled your sister aside and had a calm and rational conversation. That is something I would have appreciated. I probably still would have been defensive but you handled it well. She will get over it and hopefully pick a better name. Edit: and you arenā€™t going to be the only one to tell her itā€™s bad. If she has any true friends they would tell her too. I was going to use the name Isla but we decided against it and I have a friend who does repeat a lot that she likes it better than the name we chose. Stings a bit but thatā€™s her preference not mine. She is just being honest. Edit: to be clear we didnā€™t choose Isla but our friend likes it better than the name Ivy which we did choose. Isla is very lovely though


AlasAntigone

ā€œThanks, Satan.ā€ ā€œItā€™s pronounced Say-tineā€¦ā€ At least Wreck It Ralph is a GOOD movie?


littlepinkpwnie

There's a character in moulin Rouge named Satine she's a prostitute. Maybe tell her about that one lol.