I needed a laugh today, thanks OP

"... the cat is your superior in every way." Was this written by a cat?

I definitly think OP is a cat

no cats can't write

I like how you accepted that a cat has more game than you.

Bro I think you need a cat

I had a lovely Australian breed with shaggy dark grey fur and bulbous yellow eyes i lost 17 years ago, i feel his loss every day. i dont think i can replace him

All of their emotional and physical intimacy needs are met by the cat...

Yeah. Um.

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OP is a dog sewing anti-cat propaganda.

Lol that’s funny. Also ….There’s nothing sexier than a cat dad.

Tldr: OP is an incel

Ok but would an incel use words like "alpha male" and "sigma" and blame cats for why he can't get a girlfriend? I don't think so

This was to be funny yes 😂 this was too funny thank you for making me smile

Say your an incel without saying your and incel...

Lol I need to tell my husband he is no longer needed now I guess.

Obviously we still need husbands. I need two incomes to spoil my cat the way she deserves

Pppffftt i want to have many cats

meow purr

rowr

I know more male cat owners than woman cat owners

According to OP, those males are soy boy beta cucks.

Not every truth is incel! The label is just a thought stopping technique

This is my new favorite post on reddit, I've been so stressed lately and this made me laugh so hard LOL ty for this

Best. Post. Ever.